₦airaland Forum

LaurelP:
He shared this photo on Facebook a few minutes ago with the caption. "Nobody should ask me what I'm doing in Linda Ikeji's bedroom. Nobody!!!!!!"

Yeye guy




https://www.facebook.com/BasketmouthComedy/photos/a.475838960190.387584.333770020190/10156265947670191/?type=3&theater

For a Married Man to flex on her bed like dat, it means there's definitely NOBODY in ds girl's life.

This chik absolutely doesn't give a fvck about da opposite sex.

jagaban17:
Exactly 2 years after NYSC ( Don't want to write stories to bore anyone ,but I'm sure if you've been unemployed ,you know the travails) .

Last week I started a job with 1.5M annual salary, I collected another offer of 1.3M annual salary also today. Now I have to choose and consider my options based on career prospects,location and other factors ,in fact I'm confused.

By Gods grace, this is just a little of my dreams and where i see myself....also to encourage someone out there, don't give up and don't let anybody pity you. Keep striving. We will all reach our peak.Amen. Its just the beginning.

Does it mean you're now working 2jobs at same time? if so congrats but if not 125k/month is small but half loaf is better dan kulikuli anywayz. Congrats!

kaycodes:
Well let me cash in on the good rates while it lasts.

Before CBN will get another brilliant idea

You mean it's better to start changing dollars to naira right? Cos my aboki just tell me sey na 1dollar is now 235 sef. So good news!

Udiboy:
Hello dear, the dollars has been exchanged. My exchange is 220 naira for a dollar, but on some occasion if you are a student or d begibegi type, I exchange at rate of 215.
But I sold this one at 220 cos I felt I had done charity enough lol!
Thank you.

Hello, pls I need your sisterly advice on something, I changed naira to dollars hard currency hoping to deposit it in my domiciliary but unfortunately that has been suspended hence I got my dollars with me even though I got my dom acct just newly opened and yet to be activated. Is it possible to activate such account with a transfer and what do you suggest I do with the current dollars in my possession so I don't lose much money cos I exchanged when dollars was 242naira.

Also how much is Ab.oki currently changing dollars cos mine just told me its 238 to a dollar...thanx sis.

Demmocrats:
The same Nigerians that gave him a bad name is the same hailing him.

Well we still owe him for the peace we are experiencing.

Thanks.

http://twitter.com/lingeriecity

It's a sad fact dat we're under d mercy of Hausa-Fulani in ds country. May God help us all.

armadeo:
Up kcee.


A mother's love is not in doubt. Except for those few exceptiin to the rules.

A success story is the fathers pride a failure is the mother's fault. Never ever forget your mother's.


Happy birthday mama kcee. Enjoy your sons success

I'll be tempted to slap the taste outta my Father's mouth if he claims any Laurels in my success story....they all belong to my Mother.

Kbs468:
calm down miss. Its no longer news dat nysc tweeted under its handle @nysc_ng dat it shall be reverting to 3 batches as its used to be because d present formation was due to shortage in budget and tentatively A16 is btw Feb/Match.
Portal shall be opened from d date dat shall be indicated on d Time Table to be released hopefully before this year runs out.
About ur own case of abscondment, U can read more about dat on remolization @ nysc.gov.ng but I would still suggest that you revisit ur skul to lodge a complain so as to b on a safer side since you have lost ur login details, besides you said last year which means U ar refering to C14 or so and NYSC has undergone two series of changes with A15 and B15 mobilization pattern, equally you can create a twitter account, follow and tweet ur questions as it affects U directly so that we wont be feeding U wit info based on assumptions since U ar lagging behind wit many batches already
GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC is a name we gave to dis thread out of fun and as a republic, it means there should be a government in place hence d desire to av leaders who would be directing affairs of a funtional government all for fun and I am sure U ar already catching it urself. Incase dis ar d constituted authorities here
LogoDWhiz-president
Armynu-VP
greatestman-Senate president
Kuchikau-DSP
Kbs468-Attorney General and Minister of Information
Ojeifo12-presidential spokesperson
Banks92-Senate Majority Leader
yanabasee-Minister of Internal Affairs
Johndanny-Minister of Foreign Affairs
sent4rina-Minister of works and Infrastructure
arnomec-Minister of Land and Housing
spanishmario-Minister of finance
Pweedyuz-my daling and Minister of women Affairs
prettyjo-Minister of Health
biotechshola-Minister of Health [state]
dammybravo-Minister of sports
Omoalhajayezz-Miniser of Inter Governmental Affairs
egushichilling-Minister of Justice
spymate-Minister of Arts and Cultural Heritage
Mikkyyboy008-Minister of Science and Tecnology
Mistarsam-Minister of Agricultural resources
Harbioollah-Minister of Petroleum
LMEAyedun-EFCC Chairman
dhupsy-my daling and DG NAFDAC
DTOBS-DG Radio Television and National orientation Agency

thanx bro...I've been outta info for long.

toast224:
Lol. Sisterly. It will definitely be around that time.

Cos you're d DG right?

shakaZuIlu:
Instead of full cash you voted for a mere change now enjoy your change.

this is what you get when you vote an illiterate terrorist bastard general that has no economic plan rather than pighting kwarapshun when his ministers are kwarapshun themselves.

Buhari is a certified terrorist gworo chewing bastard burukutu sipping gorilla.
hopeless kunu drinking bastard with fura d'nunu infested brain.

die baba

Baba will probably have a Seizure or Heart attack if he sees ds.

chai!

Ajaoogbo:
Nigeria is really a joke! So you were accused of entering a contract that milks a whooping 1% of our revenue and all you could say was that the TSA has not got to the amount alleged and that people alleging should go back to Elementary school. Mr. Lai ,you should know that you're the mouthpiece of the government and it behooves on you to critically analyse any argument raised in favor or against any government policy. The era where you insult people in power as an opposition spokesperson has passed.

For the umpteenth time, the argument is that the percentage is too high and should be reduced to 0.1% as the volume of transaction expected to flow through it is huge. So take your premises from there!

Mohammed knows average Nigerians are foools who love to hear what he's saying.

toast224:
Greetings guys.
Hope you are all getting ready for feb/march
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How are you so sure the next batch is Feb/March? you be winch abi you just wan sell your market sharpsharp?

Mikkyboy008:
(INTERESTING THINGS ABOUT YEAR 2015)
4/4/2015 Saturday
6/6/2015 Saturday
8/8/2015 Saturday
10/10/2015 Saturday
12/12/2015 Saturday
The Calendar of 1998 and Calendar of 2015 are the same; they
have the same Dates and Days, even the Festivals are same.
Who said you cannot get back what you've lost 17yrs ago?!
OR who said you cannot regain the past grace, opportunity or
lost glory?!
Therefore as one house.one body,one family and one Golden city, we make a decree now, that all PAST
OPPORTUNITIES and LOST GLORY are RESTORED fully In Jesus name. AMEN!!! Have a wonderful day and a glorious week of testimonies.
Good morning

Sorry is d name of ds batch "golden city"?

Adebowale89:
morning Mr presido, any news about the mobilization form in schl??

which mobilization form is dat pls? you mean d next batch have started mobilizing in your school?

Mikkyboy008:
Sister,you are welcome.To answer your question(s);
Yes,this thread was,is and will always be about prospective corps A16 batch.Feel free to flow along and make your contributions.
Permit my being inquisitive,but why did you leave the camp?
Be that as it may,you can still remobilise when the portal is open for the next batch.

I left for some personal reasons jarey. Well will it just be about online registration for Remobilization or will I have to write some letters to Abuja and some other paper work etc? Also when do we expect d portal for d next batch to reopen? Also I think I've forgotten the Login details I registered with ds time last year, can I reregister and do biometrics again?

is ds page still about prospective corps 16batch or its now something else?

hello guys, I wanna remobilize for service as I was tagged "absconded" during service even though I left as ceremoniously as possible.

any advise for me guys?

Hello guys, , I'm tryna buy some high ended quality formal clothing for my personal use from Harvie and Hudson in Jeremyn Street and I need to know the steps to follow to get my goods delivered hassle-free.

stuffs like the best & safest courier service to use, how much they charge, how to deal with our crazy custom officials here in Naija etc.

Gurus in d house please your counsel is urgemt & will be most appreciated as I need to start preparing myself...thanx.

I doubt if I'll ever live in Lagos anymore oh...with all d present nonsense going on there....imagjne those cars in d goslow sef....na so all of them go just roast like Turkey....chai!

Nowhere is safe in Lagos sef, not even the VGC & Ajah sef cos armed robber go finish you for there...na only Banana Island safe pass now oh...men make I go buy Land for Ibadan jejely jarey...

scholes0:
If it is widened and dredged enough, anything is possible.

Igbos and dr never ending dreams and fantasies....wake up our igbo leaders are corrupt!

kayo80:
Please remove Sheyi Shay from the list...That girl is hot and talented.

you mean in Wizzy's bed? abi no be her Wizzy sing: "I want your something sleeping in my bed eeeee!" for?

MzMayD:
Its better to keep silent when you have nothing to offer

lol.

no wonder Nigerians call Doctors quacks cos they feel we receive low quality training in Med school just as they do not knowing Medicine is a different ball game entirely. A pity.

kehyndey:
exactly d advice i gave him but he won't listen, u see now. What do you mean "you never start" he don start be daaat....dem no dey start pass dis one nah

see you, hin never start oh...ds one nah testing microphone

hin never begin pull shokoto nah...

fratermathy:
Its like APC even used this CCT trial as a setup/blackmail for Saraki. If he hadn't let Amaechi go, his downfall would have been more epic than Oedipus and Odewale put together. Now that he has played the "game", I reckon that CCT will go easy on him. Assuming my theory is correct then we have a case of high end politics! This is not corruption, it is the game of who thinks best and smart and Amaechi is the smartest Nigerian politician I know.


If my theory is wrong, it simply means that Saraki is choosing a path and that path is the one he thinks will favor him more.

what if Saraki was actually planted as a mole I the PDP caucus to know what's up and allow Amaechi to be confirmed easily. Never say Never bro.

searching4lovee:
THIS MAN IS SO PRESIDENTIAL AND A PRIDE TO EVERY NIGERIAN LEFT TO ME, I PREFER HAUSA/FULANI CONTINUE TO RULE THIS COUNTRY TILL I DIE. I LOVE NORTHERNERS FOR THEIR PEACEFUL NATURE.


THANK GOD I DON'T HAVE A FLAT HEAD


PROUDLY YORUBA

Oniranu gbaa ni eh.

Anuofia!

ellahzy:
awww.... They are besties

I love 'em both.

besties between a man & woman? serious emasculation!
when wizzy and OBO are busy touring d world smashing pussayz....
"ere kilaja nbekun shey?" fvck besties.

EgusiSoup:
She wants to eat burnt soup what goeth of music industry because of acute addiction to kunu drunkenness tiwa savage glue dullard

I told you not to play with those dried green leaves yet you didn't listen.

you never start.

Chest beaters.

kayo80:
Hmm! This reminds me of one time in 2011, when I got so drunk at my friend's bach eve, and I found myself at Ojuelegeba market around 6 am, with an angry mob that was ready to beat me to death. I didn't know what I had done, and I was too drunk to make up a coherent sentence, so I asked for a pen and paper to express myself. The slap I received after that brought back my senses. I later found out that the person that was meant to take me home hit someone, and when I came down to check the person, he drove off...leaving me with the wolves.

and one person will sy I shouldn't be Paranoid. if only we know how wicked d heart of men is...it's beyond comprehension.

Bennyman9:
Its not time to vote, Its time to party....
Come over to calabar Carnival....

Is d festival going on ds weekend so I can sharperly book my flight.

RichDad1:
So touching!
I could remember then, how you used to Scott at Segun's house at Omole(same street where PSquare house is on now), trying to make things work.
When EME was struggling, Osagie, Wizkid, Kel(then with Capital Hill) Skales and others I can't even remember their names.
The last time I saw you at Intercontinental Hotel during samsung galaxy S5 launch, dude was white and pure like an angel. I reminisced on those old times and smile. #focus
I could remember when Wizkid bought that golf 3, dude was so fly..lol
Another day when the same car broke down at Hakeem Balogun street opposite shrine.


Less I forget MI's too. Scouting with Djinee on Awopetu street with Jago and Ice but who could have believe you guys were superstars in the making?
I remember MI's First headies award after party at Koko lounge Ozone.
Can't remember your exact words that night but let me paraphrase " Jago, I can't believe how far we've gone. From watching D'banj and Don Jazzy on TV to winning awards with them"
Funny how times fly.
To all you out there still hustling: Stay focus, work hard and never give up.

the koko lounge sef no make sense again....na wa oh.

warrior01:
That's Olu-Kayode, the only fearless Yoruba man after Fayose

The slayer of Igbo punnanies

deewhone:
Mtchewwwwww

chai you wicked oh!
what makes you more wicked be sey you con fine pass her..