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mosco04:
I’m looking for a programmer to help me do something 30k every month for doing some assignment cause this programming of a thing is not my calling
Reach me on 559-462-0275.
If you try I will increase it I just want to pass abeg so hit me up

can you message me on WhatsApp via 081-four-nine-four-2-84-nine-zero

deltaboyo1:
so how can contact you can you give me your WhatsApp number

O81. 49. Four-two 84, nine-zero

deltaboyo1:
Hi Nairalanders
I'm new and I don't know any thing about programming please I need friends so that I can understand and they can put me through please drop you WhatsApp number so that we can talk privately please help me

I can actually teach you virtually at affordable cost. Just buy me data and electricity.

TMwise1942:
I love programming and I would like to learn
But time man gats to hustle so am looking for
Where u can learn on Sundays at ikotun. Sorry
For my English ooh

Boss, it you are willing to learn virtually, i can teach you. My contact is - o81 49 4284 9o. You take care of my data and small stipend for electricity and lunch.

mrbenjame:
Now I discovered something about the pilots action. I discovered that if he had remained in the cloud with that turbulence something funny would have happened so he decided to come down a little below the cloud before the funny experience ended.

Not too long ( about 20 minutes later ) they announced that we are approaching the portharcourt international airport, omagwa. That we should tighten our seatbelts bla bla bla...... for my mind I come dey ask. Who would loosen his seatbelt at that kind of experience?

Soon enough the plane started tilting down and the buildings started appearing bigger and bigger until we started seeing the airport from a glance. We landed on the runway at about 7:35 pm and so everywhere wet. That wa when our window was now having the rain droplets. Otherwise up there there was no rain on us. So after everything the planes sound started reducing. Omo.... the kind of breathe I took was enough to resurrect someone who fainted! It was still raining so we waited for the airport shuttle buses came to pick us where we were in the plane. The air hostess announced we should leave one after the other. Trust Nigerians. See how them Dey run from back to the front to chance people to comot for plane. I no fit laugh. Nigerians are really the most difficult people on earth. The crew member shout tire. Lie lie no be Naija people you dey talk to. Na so plane change to market place. I quietly waited so people won’t call me for plane wey I no believe say e go carry me reach house.


We got out of the plane straight to te luxurious bus that took us in the rain from where the aircraft was parked to the arrival hall because it was a bit far and it was raining.

So I got in, clenched my belongings checked out and took the available Uber back home.

To sit down for my chair for house sef come dey dear me because I’d think I’m still in that wonderful machine called a plane.

As I reach work I no talk to anybody because they don’t know what this guy typing this thing passed through.

Since I’d be making another trip shortly there’s nothing to fear again. Flying is fun but girbthe first time you’d feel a little scared but I tell you it’s a life experience.

I’d be posting a straight topic of my international travel but I no go delay like this. Make ina no vex. Na my work cause am. One love!

Thanks so much Mr Ben. Your experience was really nice and entertaining. Well detailed and fun

Make I know lie, I still belong to Africa.

TheStranger:
I go fly too, one of these days

Amen and by God's grace before this year runs out.

wealthyhenry:
Please I'd like to learn Machine learning and data Science with Python

change that o to zero. it's very active on WhatsApp. or drop your contact and let talk


phone number modified;
o81 49. 42. 84. 9o

jeyem:
Can anyone teach me how to use python
Compensation await my tutor. Thank you

good day. Sincerely, you go the right person pinging you. I tutor python for data science and machine learning. This is my WhatsApp number o81 49 42 84 9o

StonedLex:
I started learning python but I haven't touched it in months. How do you guys get motivated to continue?

Hello Man, ping me, we can learn together. i teach python for Data Science and Machine Learning. If you have someone who tutors you, gives you assignment and code along, you will be motivated to code. send dm for more....

Mrves111:
I tried reaching out to you but it's a lady that picked and said she's not in nairaland. Please confirm your phone number so that I can reach you as soon as possible

Oh, my bad. Phone number updated, kindly recheck. call or WhatsApp o8i 49 42 84 9o

Mrves111:
I'm interested Sir, can we chat privately because I need the book urgently

WhatsApp me on o8i 49 42 849o

Mrves111:
Hello guys, please I need your assistance

i bought a book recently on Hadoop. it very interesting and practically intensive. i will give you for few $$. It's not compulsory Sir.

Singingbae:
Guys, please I have issues visualizing my data. It says “value error: x and y must be same size”. Please I need help on how to solve this. It’s really stressing me out.
Note: I’ve tried the .reshape(-1,1) and getting another error like, expected a 2D array, got 1D instead.

I have the google colab link here https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1mQEpInsPMW_Blz5DPAWpbZGVqjwZxVW5?usp=sharing

I don’t mind to drop my WhatsApp number so we can discuss more. This is stopping me from moving forward on the project

I checked your Colab and I saw the great work you have been doing. well done.
I also tried running your chat, scatter plot.
pls try this using pandas.

df.plot.scatter(x='length', ... y='width', ... c='DarkBlue')

Did I answer your question?

House1411:
it's not really about the class of degree. Keep your hopes high. You can get a laptop and learn coding or programing. You can also take 2 Management course to boost you CV and experience. That's what I am planning to do too

I am well grounded with Python and can use it for Data science/Analysis. Machine learning and Deep learning are my hobbies with credibly certificate. Can you help with Undergraduate Internship in any IT firm.
be it Data Analysis, Data science, Database administrator. thanks

Buuks77:
if I get you well, are you suggesting he should take certification course on IT instead of going for a degree course in a university??

Yes man

chidieberesk3:
Pls how would I enrol for any of the IT course? I'm interested

You can check for a course introducing on YouTube then Buy course on Udemy. And if you can't learn through those means, there are so many ads on Facebook to enroll for IT courses.

Both are good courses.
I will give you an example of a lady then it's left for you to choose.

I have a lady who studied EEE and she's very good in computer aspect. Be it programming, networking and security. She is also good in her field. So, with her EEE cert, she now works in a role of a computer engineer.

like someone mentioned, IT is the way. And I won't even advice you study computer science in Nigeria university. If outside the country, it worth it (Europe). They aren't teaching you anything IT. There are courses you can take online or hire someone who can teach you from scratch. There is no part of IT that isn't good. is it web, graphic, networking, Database administrator or data science which I'm doing.

Let me use myself an an example:
I'm studying mathematics in the university and I will tell you I understand this computer science even more than those guys studying it. Aside leading them academically and taking them programming at my leisure time. School won't teach you all these IT skills you need. You have the whole work to do on your own.

Pls, learn Python and learn Python very well. AI is the way now and so many people are doing it. There is room for anyone who wants to learn it.
Advantages of Python:
1. Data scientist
2. Data analyst
3. Web developer (Flask, Django)
4. Hacker (white)
5. Machine learning/Deep learning engineer
and lot more.



pls, think am very well bfor you enroll for JAMB.

FashionCapital:
Without mincing words ...That woman had probably checked into your future and guess what (it was blank!!).telling you this from someones experience .women are fetish ,they consult Oracle for virtually anything(AND HER FED LIES)...

SOLUTION
1.dont break up but expect less from the relationship ( if you can ,find another kpele for side )
1.1 make money
2. make money
3. make money
4. keep making money
5. Never stop making money
5.5 . Pay her a visit and pepper them (her family ). ��...
JESU A WA PELU E O

Bro, I appreciate your comment. I think she has been fed with lies. Anyway, It's well.

ThiagoKid:
you never even graduate finish and yet, ya already thinking about marriage?
It's well with your soul bro

I think I need it. My parents are asking for it

gfon:
you never graduate?? Oga leave love and face achievements

I am aged. just not a graduate

gfon:
Shift her womb

she suggested this but, why should I do such when I'm even yet to graduate nor start working

Zzor:
Don't marry her without her parent consent, try your best to convince them and if they insist then you let her go,don't let your emotions lead you into taking wrong decisions.But wait o why is her mother suddenly against you,I hope you are an upright man

She once told me, since in still in the university her mum told her that I will later dump her since she has no capacity to further her education. she's learning Fashion Designing and I love her

After so many years, I finally found a beautiful girl with good character and loving. who have promised to stay and get married to me.

we started well and her parents (mum) was in support but she said, she has to pray over it which up till now, no result.

Still didn't mind, we continue our relationship. my both parents know her very well and are also in support.
just a sudden, her mother change attitude towards her that, "you can't marry that guy".
She told me, and still yet she said she can't just leave me of which I can't leave her too.

she was in my house today and when she left, her mum called me and she said, "You can't marry my daughter as your our parents will want you to marry someone better, that I should pray I marry my own wife, someone who will support and be good to me".

I was so surprised and I told her, I was planning to visit her but when will she be available. she said she can't be available now but she will get back to me on Monday.

now,
should I tell my parents of the situation at hand?
I love her and she loves me too, what can I do?
should we take laws into our hands and let her mum be?
what can I even tell her even if she agrees to meet me by next week?
pls, who has been in this situation before and how did you manage it. did you leave her or what did you do.

lalasticlala

Femmyfestus:
I am currently in NYSC orientation camp and we will all be leaving next tuesday(30th March 2021). I will be glad if anyone here can help me find a good ppa(tech/IT) where I can acquire programming skill in abuja. Or any government organization or private firm that a mechanical engineering graduate can intern for year. This is my Whatsapp No: 08154103743

Search on twitter. I'm very sure you will find one if not in Abuja.

Gerarduq:
I'm interested, boss.

is that number on your signature active on WhatsApp?

i can get you any ebook as low as ₦500. quote me if you are interested.

By My self alone not through any agent.

more

Hello All. in fact, i don't even know where to post this but i believe mod can help put in the right section.

Some time last year, I got enrolled in an online course for about 6 months. Well, i was able to commit enough time due to the corona virus break. Otherwise, it will be no no for me. If you understand how these online classes run, you will know that - You have to complete some Projects or assignment before you can be certified. Glory be to God, i was one on of those who got certified by a university in the US in a Data Science Program. Certificate received and also got recommendations to my LinkedIn profile.

Back to the reason behind creating this thread. There was guy(a Kenyan) who sent me a DM via Twitter after I posted my new achievement. Although, the guy wasn't part of my set. He was two or a year ahead of me. He has been battling with this project for long. He pleaded that he needed to complete this project in other to get certified. Well, in long run, i agreed to help him by sending him my own assignment since i still have them offline. I did this all free without asking him for a dime.(late last year)

This year.
So, this afternoon, he messaged me via WhatsApp to help him again with the same assignment. I haven't even replied him before he said he will compensate me with $35 via PayPal.

Sincerely, I have heard so many things concerning Nigerian not allowed to receive money via PayPal. I might be wrong, i don't know. i have googled search how to do such but not still satisfy with the results....

Pls, can anyone help me on how to claim the money the guy promise to give me. I need money badly. I'm writing exam in school and i have been broke. Screenshots of our conversation below. Not here to scam anyone.

All Comments associated to this will be appreciated.

KingAzubuike:
Those things don't exist. It's just illusion and your brain/mind playing tricks on you. Get quality education and read books, you'll see life from a different perspective.

Hello, can you mention me some books i can read. I really need it.

anochuko01:
When a lady starts acting uninterested, I ghost her with immediately. And my ghosting is done without conscience.

Sincerely, i am thinking of this too but, i will do it whenever i finally leave for school.