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makydebbie:
lol...me wey black con carry big nose...na like this
i vote makydebb!e
Cc.Ddeliverer

aight is it on now?

I was gonna contest for mr Nairaland but stepped down not because i dont have what it takes but because I've seen someone worthy of stepping down for am a lord of bashing but am not bashing this guy because he has what it takes plus extra to be the next mr Nairaland, ladies and gentlemen give it up for PRINCEAKINS YOUR NEXT MR NAIRALAND



APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE!!!!

VOTE SMARTNESS
VOTE HUMILITY
VOTE ACTIVE
VOTE INTELLECT


HateU2
Makydebbie
Halfafricanadian
SANDOSKI
TrapQueen77
iamdurent
Mimzy
ilegend
naughtynaughty
Juhan
SmellyMouth
Nikita1
foolinlove

Awwwww nice of him, but must he publicize it?

makydebbie:
i know no am oo...i go vote...just vote ugly girl like me pls'

dont worry you'll know him soon btw how do i vote? And on a serious note its gonna be hard for me since you're fine not ugly

Sad

iLegend:
Source? Hmm!

When I was a kid, my mum had a typewriting machine and whenever she starts typing she'll never stop until the paper is filled with words.

When she's not around guess what? You already know the answer. I sneak in and continue from where she stopped. Haha! That's where 70% of my inspiration comes from and the rest are from others avenues.

But the one I don't know where it comes from is when somebody makes a bad comment or remark about me, I immediately have 10 things to reply; and 5 of them are very mean and can spoil someone's day for weeks or months. And the other 5 are so loving. So, the battle is always the one to reply; if I can't make up my mind, then ignore for sanity sake.

And also, I'm accustomed to writing too much, and the more I write, the more it feels like I haven't written anything and the more the inspiration comes. And before you knew it; it has become a text book. Haha. I just can't stop, and I don't wait for inspiration to knock before I start either. My year one project was a 600+ page work. I didn't even know how I did that. Though, some pages were my HTML and Java codes. My lecture shouted, and gave me a B+ without reading up to page 20. He warned me not to do that again. Na laff I just laff.

Humans have a way of processing and categorizing written notes as either boring, good read, fun, hilarious, informative, hogwash, poor writing, lots of mistakes, can't connect with readers and so on. I use all of them. I start with either fun and hilarious line, then change to boring and too serious lines, make one or two mistakes either knowingly or unknowingly to show my imperfection and on it goes. Autopilot.

Keep safe

Modify: I didn't reveal much above, but I'll like you to try this thing I did to improve my thinking. I took 100 great quotes from great me and proved them wrong. Example: "Seeing is believing" was proved wrong to believing is seeing." The opposite of love is hate. It can be proved wrong, by saying the opposite of love is not hate, but tears; hate is a disguise.

In fact, when I have free time, I'll open a thread where you guys will send great quotes to be proved wrong.

wao i just simply like you now, no homo someone like you is needed in our team if you don't mind, vote princeakins for mr Nairaland

makydebbie:
pls abeg vote me for miss ugly...i ugly pass all of them...aunty hateu2 and mummy sandoski fine oooo...no mind them

lol which one is miss ugly again? Vote for my nominee too princeakins for mr Nairaland

Copy cat, this topic has made frontpage before,

In nija she would have told an entirely different story, the real thieves are worshipped here while the petty thieves are burnt or beaten to death

Lol

HateU2:
Eyaaaaa. Tanks dearie.

ya welcome

TrapQueen77:
since the other day...

lol, ok btw the guy on my signature needs your support

Movingcoil:
I did lose my fear to animals a very long time ago...
Am more scared of what humans can do.

lol ya the higher animals na you try pass

HateU2:
Sorry. Too many mentions. No vex. How ar u?

good, i was just concerned

TrapQueen77:
Lol...I'm familiar with u already...

you do? How? When ?

TrapQueen77:
Or maybe a bitter gourd

keep coming across your moniker and comments and you sound interesting just wanna say hi, maybe familiarize myself if its cool with you

ilegend whats your source of inspiration i always find your writeups intelligent and interesting

Siahnation:
no its comprehension

escaped through the window

TrapQueen77:
Yeah not all sugar is sweet I'm a bitter...

hello bitter sugar or should i say bitter leaf

Siahnation:
with your nose
lol

this night you wan me to read essay, ahn ahn

BoiledHead:
It's now alarming and it's time we take action. GO AND MARRY!

KingCheezyPuff - This old woman forming bae. See her pix for the love of moses.

Ireneony - See her pix too.. go and get marred. We need young girls here. This is romance for the sake of man.

Mamagee3 - Hian.

Sinaj - Go and marry

Mysticgal - See her pix. Old woman. Go and marry

NaughtyNaughty - This woman should please get married

HateU2 - Face your studies.. kid

attention? You got it now move on,

Someone needs a doctor

HO MY GOD

TrapQueen77:
damn! Tat nose is a killer...even Ur 10km away, she already can smell Ur perfume.

hello sugar

Siahnation:
lol but you know that the way we think is different from the way ladies think. do you think the message will be pass across to her this way

does it matter? Ladies wanna tell you off they'll just do because they' believe they can easily soften you up when need be, if she doesn't take it fine rephrase it for her just shout ABEG SWERVE

Why do i have a feeling that the op is pained and theres gonna be alot of drama here lemme grab a sit and watch, somebori bring chilled zobo

Simply say Abeg shift make i see road

Its a snake that would have dealt with you if it was alive, jeez arent you scared?

Oh really? Whats it say please summarize

CindyeMerAld:
shey i talk am say u be jambite...ozu nwuru anwu

lmao miss kpekpeye don show, hope you've eaten