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when they finally realized you are lalasticlala and you're loaded, they start handling your money like

whenever they catch the other girl pouring sand in thier garri

they'll play dumb to keep you if they know your goody bag is still juicy

they always forget your birthday but you aren't allowed to do the same

they'll make sure they chop wella before dumping you, they even pick up the crumbs too

face they make when you get them a gift

take her out she'll come with her friends so you wont touch the forbidden fruit, but will be mad if you share her allocation between her friends

touch her atm or any valuable stuff she'll be like

meet them outside they will be walking jejely like say them no the mess but become familiar with them and realized they have the loudest mess ever.

twelve minutes into a date and you bought only lacasera and kept talking, they will be like omg when will this fool shut up, am dying of boredom already

make up is as precious as gold they never look natural

they'll watch you go down alone and move unto the next big thing

they'll know your weak point and know how to manipulate you, and always use the trick to get attention

3. they keep pressurizing you until you start seeing yourself as someone who isnt moving forward in life she will be comparing you to her ex who buys her range rover sport on every birthday she celebrates and you'll be like

2. they will say anything to get you to be the overbearing boyfriend and blow everything out of proportion so you will be doing things without thinking

girls are complex being's they always come up with new annoying behaviors whenever you think you've seen it all

1. shade's boyfriend bought her a new iPhone 6 and she'll tell her groupies that a new maga named airsultan has bought her a new iphone, possing for a selfie her groupies will be like

she was so into me and kept begging to come with me to my house, it was injury period and i planned to say no to sex, because i don't have the strenght for it and exams was in two days time and they will be no allowee until exams are over, she kept begging until i succumbed only for her to follow me home and located my goodybag, drank all my golden morn, bournvita, milk sugar it was so thick i thought its pap, while she was enjoying the glorious golden morn three hungry man super pack with three eggs are already on fire, inside i was dying but outside i was smiling like happy cow. when shes about to leave she took souvenirs garri and onion the next day i became the poorest dude in my quaters and i sat all day looking like a lemur

kpetus is guaranteed

Rickcutie:
........A lot of times we fall out of love with pple, not cos dey did something wrong or offend us, but it just happens for wotever reason. Happened to me several times. Friends use to say i never truly love d person and wot i felt was infatuation. Sighs... Dats so not true. So which of the following do u normally do wen ur no longer in love with someone who didn't cheat or offend u? which is d best??

......(1)Break up with him/her politely and amicably and not care less about his/her subsequent reaction/melodrama.

.....(2)Ghost him/her completely: No explanation, u don't call, or pick his call, he never hears frm u and never sees u again except u bumped into each other by mistake.

....(3)(Dis one is for guys, don't think women do dis one): U keep having sex with her but pretends to love her. U continue to keep dis facade for as long as u like.

....(4)U start ignoring him/her: u don't show her love anymore like u used to, u don't give her attention or care, but u dont break up with him/her cos ur not ready for any drama, or u simply dont know how to break it to him/her without making her feel bad.

....(5)U force urself to continue to love him/her cos u cant bear to see him/her suffer emotionally.

....(6)U dump him/her like a piece of trash! And move on with ur life.

.....So which category do u belong to? If ur category is not here, mention it. I do 1, 2 and 4

FRIENDZONING like babe this aint working can we just go back to being just friends? i am tired of apple pie flavour i need a new flavour maybe speed of light flavour

Vinshu:
Nah.. you cannot be racist. Bantu negroid cannot be racist to Caucasians. We are on top of the food chain.

Your best of men marry our worst

Lets no go down that road ok?

P.s not everyone fancy booty or whatever you call it. Besides, Russians are the best in the world!

did i just read russian? what is a Russian doing on Nairaland, must you guys have spies everywhere? with your Nikolai yuroshima ykarov name thats hard to pronounce, i love my nija gurls atleast they are the devil i know but if i want mixed race babies, i won't go for those white peeps with green veins all over thier body yuck and pointed nose like those witches in shrek, I'll get me a black american vixen oh God soo pretty and all my kids be saying yall motherfuckers keep yo buster ass outta my hood yo dig? otherwise ama woop yall punka**es

yes the rude boy top managers are seriously getting down with her thats why she's so popular without releasing even a lullaby

hmmm yummy are they gonna eat the flowers too?

VISTIN:
This is how it just happened and I wonder why a man should be that mean to his own wife.

I was coming from East to Lagos (Ihiala to Lagos) this morning and decided to stay at my Junction to wait for a cheaper vehicle going to Lagos, instead of going to the park and pay more ( I didn't have much left).

Luckily, I got a private vehicle and the occupants were the man, his wife (and baby) and another woman (passenger) they picked along the road.

When we got to Orifite, we picked another passenger and we set out for the journey.

Along the road, the man (driver) gave the wife a wrap of Moi-Moi they bought earlier to open it (if she wanted to eat). But the woman didn't hear the "if you want to eat".

She thought the husband wanted to eat the stuff and she opened it and gave to the man.

Immediately, the man started shouting at the woman in our presence. He went as far as saying making signs to us "you see the kind of wife I married"? He said it repeatedly and I had to calm him down.

After some time, he came up with same rubbish and that was when the woman said she didn't hear him say "if you want...".

The most painful part of it was the hating face he put up while insulting his wife in the public as if they were sworn enemies.

I respected the maturity in the woman as she never uttered a word while the man was fuming over a non-issue.

For me, There's no perfect wife and we have to learn how to manage our wives in the public. If you insult her in the public, you hurt her ergo and reduce her respect for you.

Take it or leave, rebuking your spouse in the public is a bad gesture. Even if you must react, it has to be friendly. When you get to your house, shout off your roof.

Our wives are our lovers, our mothers, our soul mates, our friends, our managers, our pride, our joy and our life partners.

Don't embarrass her in the Public. She's a human, not an angel.

even if you are at home you aren't supposed to be barking and yelling especially in front of the kids, abusive men are cowards outside thats why they prey on thier wife at home, she was married not bought so men has no moral justification to hit thier wives, it has bad psychological effects on the wife talk more of the kids, illiteracy is also the cause of this outburst. the woman I'll marry will be a lucky woman because my idea of marriage is soo western.

one thing is certain, THERES GONNA BE SERIOUS FVCKING TONIGHT

iLegend:
Women and humor. 1 minute chyking at a filling station

Today I went out to get some fuel.
At the station was a cute damsel selling and smiling.

It got to my turn and I told her I don't want to buy fuel again; she should estimate the cost/price of her smiles.

She started laughing. I bite my lips a little while looking her in the eye.

As she was selling to me, I brought out my number I wrote on a sticky note in my wallet and attached it with the money I paid her.

She understood and joyously hid the note in her pocket.

I don't really care if she calls or not.
But I know she will. (It's all about body language).

I won't do anything with her; she's too young and precious to experience org.asm.

Make she mature small. If she taste am now she fit run mad like Terry G.

—iLegend

if this your make believe is to get attention then you nailed it, you mean you carry sticky phone numbers about so you can stick it on any girl you bit your lips for? nawao, the way fuel scarce now all the people who wants to buy fuel were waiting for you while all this drama and fiasco of yours play out? you are truly a legend.

hian this one will pin you to the bed and rape you whenever you say no to sex

she will always be the hussy when having sex too, she'll be spanking you instead

she I'll pulverize you if you disagree with her

she can't massage you she might tear your tissues

infact your getting married to your husband

and the black one should be called titan the fair one is conan the barbarian

BoiledHead:
It's true. Now I see the light. I was deceived by the Nigerian ladies. Greene66 was right. I have been saved.

Nigeria ladies are cheats.. they are pretenders. They would break your heart after everything you have done for them. Cheat on you with your best friend on your own bed. They are dirty, religious hypocrites, gold diggers, liars, beggars. All they are made for is to be sexed and dumped. Farmed like sheep. And reared like cattle for sexual satisfaction. They are not material enough to be wives. They don't deserve that honor.

I can't believe I have been blind. Now I am free. I am saved before its too late.

I advise men to love foreign girls. They are nature's best creation. I was wrong all along. I was blinded by the illusions of these fake beggars. Nw I see and praise the light.

I may not have the resources to get a foreign woman now. But I'm free now and I would stay single if I don't find a foreign woman. Enough is enough.

Keep Calm and Love Foreign Girls

ITS A TESTIMONY OF THE DAY HE HAS BEEN HEALED FROM HIS BLINDNESS BY THE GLORIOUS LIGHT OF WHITE PVSSY.

WELCOME TO THE WHITE PVSSY TEAM MY BROTHER AM HAPPY YOUR FAITH HAS MADE YOU STRONG AND RESCUED YOU FROM THE SHACKLES OF BLACK PVSSY I DECLARE TODAY UPON YOUR SOUL BE A RELENTLESS WHITE PVSSY CHASER TODAY. TO THE GLORY OF PVSSAY. MAY YOU RECEIVE STRENGTH TO CHASE YOUR DESTINY TO SOUTH AFRICA, TO LIBYA, TO EGYPT TO LIBERIA EVEN TO THE DOORS OF THE US PARLIAMENT ANYWHERE THERES WHITE PVSSY, AMEN AMEN AND AMEN

makydebbie:
awwnn thanks so much...i sure wont bleach...thanks alot

welcome

Vinshu:
1. Sex doesn't keep anyone.. true

2. Bullsh!t .. broke nigga alert!

3. Yeah kinda true. Not everywhere though.

4. Nah. Material things are the pillars of riches. What's riches without "material things"? And what's your definition of "truly meaningful life"?

5. Not true. Sexy got some people husbands. Besides there are hundreds of criteria that determines whether or not a man would wife a woman not idiosyncrasy. And this is unique to each man.

6. Not true. There are people who fell in love and got married to each other after a one night stand.

7. Not true. Most men today are dogs! Motherfvcking sons of b!tches that would dump your ass when they want and how they want. Whether or not you love them.

8. Money can buy integrity, morals and everything. When you have money you don't even need those. It speaks for you! Dude are you broke?

9. Bullsh!t. How do the men dress? Anyone is free to dress in whatever pile of poo they want to. Whoever isn't comfortable can go fvck themselves.

VINSHU IS A DECENT GEH ITS THE DOPE TALKING NOT HER DONT HOLD IT AGAINST HER PEOPLE, OYA COME LEMME TAKE YOU BACK TO YABA LEFT

BASD:
DEAR LADIES : BITTER TRUTH YOU MUST
SWALLOW :


1. Sex doesn't keep a man, if you like, turn 360%
on bed, he will still dump you. Bleach until you
become white, if he doesn't notice the qualities
of a wife in you, he will leave you.


2. A man who win your love with cash may not
stay forever. Real men doesn't settle down with
fake women who love money.


3. The beauty of a woman can take her to a
Palace but her character will determine how long
she stays in the palace. Beauty attracts men but
character keep them.


4. Material things definitely has its merits but it
cannot alone provide the riches of a truly
meaningful life.


5. Being sexy without a character will not get
you a husband, you will only get a boyfriend.


6. Sex can bring pleasure but it can never bring
love, sex is a product of love, love is not a
product of sex.


7. Sex can make a man stay with you overnight
but love will make him stay for a lifetime.


8. There are some things that money just can't
buy like manners, moral and integrity.


9. How you dress will definitely determine how
men will address you.

Op your head is obviously not a load to your neck, i no know say you know book like this, waiter get him origin abeg

makydebbie:
lol..just bwress ooo

you know what? i cant help it whenever i see your pics am not stalking you and i don't want you to think anything funny but to be honest you're simply beautiful with your polish black complexion and dreamy eyes, pls dont ever try to bleach okay? you're gorgeous