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- Barry Hanks 2013

Pray for which nonsense Kogi
I rather pray for the palm wine trees in my community!

They couldn't save Abba Kyari and you expected FG to know their whereabouts

Gwagone:
Bro, Lagos is worst
How can you arrest just one person on his bike and carry his bike away because of Covid-19

They don't want the person to infect the innocent bike hence they have to save the bike.

Goodguy123:
Immediately after the lockdown here in South Africa,, am coming back to Nigeria

With that money you can rent a house here, get a car for uber, open a big bet9ja shop and still have some change left. It's better than staying in that hate-filled country.

Goodguy123:
Good day to you all,, please i really need advice on the kind of business to do in any part of the country Nigeria with Five million naira,,,,I really want to come back home,,, please your advice will be appreciated,,,thanks and God bless

Sorry, come back home from where

So, how is it breaking news

MrSensor:
Don't give your heart to anybody but Jesus.

Ride on Pastor.

If I come to your place and you're watching NTA, that's the end of our friendship. I can't be mingling with a low IQ carrier.

Thank God for your life.


Do they serve Beer at the isolation centre??

donbachi:
South east first ladies are really trying...I never see wike wife buy bread give any old woman...not even in ahoada,her own place.

Stop saying this please.
Go and check the houses given to the poor by OPM General overseer. Then compare them with this nonsense you called 'really trying'. The Governor's wife is even endangering the lives of people that are going to live in that house. Not fenced, in a thick forest, (with this fulani herdsmen menace), no burglary proof, just alone in the forest!
This is not trying, my brother. Our Leaders are inhumane.

Nice one Mrs Governor.



The contractor that built the 'apartment' must be swimming in money now. Heard he recently bought an acre of land at Isiala Ngwa.

iPrevail:
There's no way she's 70.. Argue with your self alone like a lunatic abeg

I know you've pictured her look with that of a Nigerian grandma at 70.

One of the advantages of marrying a foreign woman.

Her: Hi, My name is Dike Ifeoluwatitomi Amina, I'm from Nigeria.

Me;

I strongly believe this girl will be free one day.

Caseless:
blame ur neighbour because he seems to be ahead of you in akara making.

Ok

We don hear you, 5G pastor.

The yeye man said he's waiting for her police. Her police don finally show, hope he's ready

jawalis:
Isn’t this Ariza?

Nope. Ariza is Tomboyish.

vedaxcool:
Tell him to surrender else na bomb stew he go chop.

Something that will be in Shekau possession any time soon.

A Professor will now be answering an illiterate NEPA bill holder Sir Sir.
A professor will now be licking the black and deteriorating ass of an illiterate.

Thunder fire Education!!

The beauty of Life.

vickydankal:
How would you feel if a girl you are starting to know ask you similar question? Anyways. This answer are usually given by some shy, immature and wannabe campus girls.

Most time, that question is asked to know if the girl has been around the hood, most girls being defensive will use rape, he forced me, I didn’t enjoy it, I didn’t know what I was doing etc so that you will think there are some decency left in her.

For me, if you don’t have a future plan for any lady Oga just enjoy if she allows you, leave jamb question for jambite.

If you both are engaged then ask ask and ask until you have a satisfactory answer. I won’t have some random boy question me on how I’m using my body, because of a relationship that will not last pass 6 months or university

So, are you a virgin??

We’re not yet married, and you went to sleep with my friend just to get back at me
This is foolishness! You, sleeping with my friend can’t stop my relationship with him. We will even laugh and smoke over it at our usual place.
Dear ladies, make una try dey get sense small, abeg.

obembet:
Guess my age first

You can’t be younger than 39.

Lol
This country is a joke!

I’ve stopped taking Nigerian government seriously as regards to this Covid-19.

You're healthy. Be proud of your big gbola.. Flaunt it like no man's business.