₦airaland Forum

Let her threats always be a motivation for you to get your own apartment so you can move out.

These are one of the techniques African mothers use to ostracize the spirit of laziness in their sons. No too reason am.

God bless all mothers.

Dating a smoker is bliss. Imagine she's moody and angry cos you didn't remain the smoke for her knowing she's coming around. No nagging, No quarrel, No misunderstanding.

Lagosians, see una Prince.

FrMbaka:
Why do Fulani men carry daggers around freely?

Everything is obtainable in the zoo.


-George Orwell 1945

Pray fervently.

Welcome to Nigeria!

A friend sent this to me this week, a girl he met few weeks ago claimed she's pregnant for him. I was wondering, this doesn't look official. No stamp, no signature.
Unfortunately for her, the clinic is close to my house and I know the owner.
We went there and ask the guy to help us confirm the pregnancy test result...


Long story short, Nigerian girls are very wicked!

Emmaxy9:
What have you ever contributed to the world, if you have little knowledge about an area, its pertinent that you shut your gob, than just ranting on things that you clearly don't know about.
Development of vaccines is over to scientists and some doctors who specialise in that field and mind you that will take almost a decade of training before reaching that feat.

Oga, carry your nonsense lab coat comot for here.

vickydankal:
Muslim thread

Really? I do go there every Friday, I enjoy reading those 'Rulings', though I don't post.
I wish to post and ask questions most times but I don't want Nairaland's Islamic declaration in my profile. I believe in Christ.

Okoroawusa:
Apart from Politics, Romance, Sexuality n some times Crime.. I don't know what the rest of Nairaland looks like

Wetin you dey find for sexuality section

Dele is my boy




-Davido 2015

Agbero said he don't want to be a Governor or Senator...such effrontery!

Bartork:
Some men like them like that

No one like rubbish!

helinues:
You care not right from onset ..

As both presidency and Biafra are unreal, spoilers role is inevitable.

Oga, you're distracting my morning safari. Have a nice day and stay out of troubles.

This one too is an actress
People wey dey act movie don pass people wey dey watch.

helinues:
You are inconsequential nos.. Why should I hate you. Mtcheeeew

Just wondering the motivation behind that reckless statement all in the name of politics.

The funniest part, this is now about self disgrace but the whole region.

You guys should continue

You're only pained cos I hit where your loyalty lies.

I care not.

helinues:
And you had the gut to type this on social media...

Chei, truly some people can hate you for no reason

Just as you're hating me now for no reason.

helinues:
But if the amount was increased, na still you people go first attack him.

Can't you people stop pokenosing into Nigeria affairs for once cos nothing you guys can ever appreciate.

Hiss!

I can't attack him cos I already know he's not part of the decision making, he's just an announcer.

Nigeria politicians would rather die than to resign.

Twitter and its' numerous fairytales.

Medical students wey no fit bring Covid-19 vaccine. Na only to dey wear lab coat dey waka for hot sun dem sabi.

harmony940:
600k serious buyer.

Congratulations on your new car.

Women, oya, come and advice. This one na una specialty.

vedaxcool:
Lol ipob deplorable trump has never gotten up 500k that is why he hates Obama with his all his liver.

They love a racist Trump over Obama just because Obama stayed far away from the smelly corruption of GEJ.

I wonder how IPOB and GEJ take enter this matter now.

Obama, abeg go find long bench go lie down abeg

She don born be say she don born. Two of una just dey deceive una selves.

IPOB is not a criminal organization or a terrorist group, stop attaching guns to them!

Same Idea Atiku proposed and y'all almost crucified him.
Hypocrites!! Dullards!! Fools!!

All these ones dey trek. Their water neat sef
Pre 2019 election, no be one of their brothers drink gutter water dey show 4+4 sign

Joyce95:
A very big thanks sir Mr VP Osinbajo

He's just the Announcer.. You don't need to thank him that much.

Patriarchy has been in existence even before the creation of Britain.
These feminists should please get a life