₦airaland Forum

I’m even lazy to read all these.

Ndi IPhone xr. Lol
Abeg, make we hear word jaree. Na today

doggedfighter:
Is he a zombie?

Elite and certified zoneB.

Officialgarri:
Not audio and social media governors

Like most APC Governors

Terrorists are now called bandits in Nigeria.

Charlescobi:
Op apart from that Dstv which other property do you have?

He has a laptop, laptop charger, Television, Foam, Pots, spoons, ceramic plates, cups, slippers, shirts, jeans, SIM cards, phones, singlets, boxers and others.

How about you, what do you have

Bezaster would be better.


You welcome.

My opinion is, let them plug their phone and go! Your house is not amusement park or cinema house. You don't allow people to get into you like that.

No weapon formed against Amotekun shall prosper!!

Shege bansa!!

Tyrants hate critics.

Roycemadeit:
Na bad thing...?
Abeg heat too much
Afterall our ancestors walked with nothing on them.

Let her join our ancestors if she wants to walk with nothing on!!

Objects of sexual appeal!!














Nice boobs though.

That’s true.

Meanwhile, there’s a big difference between being broke and being poor.


No sane person wants to stick with poverty cos it’s contagious.

So, why calling people making a decent living for themselves Vagabonds and Layabouts

Miss
Hope it's not what I'm thinking?

CAPSLOCKED:
UNFORTUNATELY, WE WILL FOREVER BE YOUR ONLY OPTION. OOPSSS!

So, you're a leech all these while
This Nairaland is full of mysteries.

madridguy:
I experienced same thing just now and am like Buhari government will kill person.



Inside small airtime person dey manage dey buy, VAT dey inside

In that case, Good morning madridguy.

Buhari can’t be in this gathering cos he’s not a Leader and he has phobia for Peace.

FrLukas:
It's alright. Don't feel bad. We all learn every day.

Ok

MrMike96:
Who tell u say dem nor know d guy?
U neva do one night stand abi!

No, I never do!

FrLukas:
Do you know what a rhetorical question is?

No, I don't.

What if you're not alive to make it to Canada
Besides, not all processing visas click. Use your tongue to count your teeth.

FrLukas:
I know.

Why asking then?

Create a virus, months later, develop the vaccine and cash out.

We're smarter than this.

Next...

eduman365:
So a painter has no right to be loved or fall in love? Your mind is cheap... Not Nigerian girls.

Not about being a painter. Opening your legs for someone you just don't know from anywhere to the extent of getting pregnant. That's too filthy.

FrLukas:
Incorruptible judges.

Is that how judges dress in Malawi though?

That's bullet proof vests.

Give Nigerian judges 500 thousand Naira each and watch them lose their conscience. Efulefeous Human beings!

Nigerian girls are cheap!!













Please, let's not argue about this. We're adults here.

Simplyleo:
The Nigerian police has goofed in so many instances. They will make you confess what you knew nothing about.

So I doubt this so-called confession.

You doubt the confession cos ADENIYI is from West Coast
All of a sudden, you don't believe in Nigeria police again. Smh

AllenSpencer:
You are not going anywhere

No embassy will grant you visa in Jesus name.

Amen!

Your prayers for three square meals a day are yet to be answered, what makes you think this one will be answered