₦airaland Forum

What’s the essence of them paying and the money would still end up in few individuals pocket They should kukuma no pay.

Oyedepo’s net worth is ten times over that $150M!!

Nigerian Police and their quack system. Someone will wake up one morning and write a petition against a person, instead of Nigeria Police to invite the person for questioning as regards to the Petition written against him, they will first go for arrest. The arrest should come when the person refused to honour the invitation.

Nna, please be careful how you perform your tricks on the street of Lagos.
It’s called Lagos for a reason.

DELSU should just say they’re not offering any admission this session.

95% of Delta applicants would honorably fail this test with high ego.

I think it’s time we ban trees in Nigeria.

Hey, no matter what you’re going through in life, always remember there are people supporting this Government. your life can’t be worse than these people. Don’t give up.

Blue3k:
Yes, Ive also never been arrested reporting crime and neither has anyone I know. Again if you're crippling fear you're under no obligation to act. Have you been arrested for reporting crime before?

My brother, I’ve been arrested by Nigeria Police for minding my business. They said, since I’m the chief spectator of the fight scene that I should follow them to the Station to give an exact account of what actually happened.
Long story short, I bailed myself with 10K.

Peter wan dey begin scam Nigerians with this Lotto of a thing.

And Buhari is not doing anything.

Blue3k:
The police wont arrest you for witnessing a crime because thats stupid. All they do is take a statement assuming they arrive on scene in a reasonable amount of time. If you're scared you can hide in your room.

Have you been to Nigeria before

I know this may sound awkward, insensitive, and stupid but I’ll still ask;













Una don check the Boyfriend house

Blue3k:
Next time call the cops. Im betting they're not angry enough to smack the police.

Same police will arrest you as ‘eye witness’ to the case.

This one na Foolish Samaritan.
Wetin fit carry my two tiny legs go dey separate boyfriend and girlfriend fight

“...N921.5 million being his travel allowances, monthly impress, security votes and other statutory allocations”
The fee is outrageous for just a deputy Governor!! Omg.
Democracy is truly expensive!!

Other networks are using Dial code to check but our Glo is using ‘Text’.

Glo and their ‘I too know’.

“... Boko Haram is using the shooting range and worshipping at the mosque and moving freely in that axis because of the withdrawal of the troops.”


You see why we said Northern leaders, citizens, Imams and others are all supporting this Boko haram. Boko haram will come to a mosque and be worshiping with people they always butcher. The Imam and his ‘congregation’ will cheer them up for worshiping with them. 3 months later, same Boko haram will come to the mosque and butcher all of them and you expect me to say RIP

Women always go for the dickk anytime, anywhere.

GavelSlam:
Tell your father to kiss the truth.

Was wrong about you all these while, didn't know you're this senseless.

85% are Oloshos!!

GavelSlam:
Don't be stupid.

Whose paymasters?

Because I've indulged you doesn't you give you carte blanche to make stupid statements.

You lack home training.

Why are you so pained all of a sudden
Kiss the truth, Man.

Hmm... We should help beg him to cure you and the same time, you're begging for Justice. You never wan well.

When you're serious, we'll help you beg.

GavelSlam:
Just be patient, they'll soon be here.

Nairalanders don't defend internet fraudsters. All we are saying, let your paymasters create a sane, serene and enabling environment, so our businesses can move.

GavelSlam:
How does that matter?

They are all criminals.

So, who are their defenders??

Blackivy29:
I am. Just admire them.

Oga, Farabale.

Any Danfo in Lagos without Pasuma stickers or Wizkid... Na one chance be that. No enter.

GavelSlam:
Their defenders would soon appear to call them freelance workers. 

Freelance fraudsters you mean.

But the suspects are WAZOBIA

Blackivy29:
Op why call her ugly?

Guy man.. You sef like the breast. you come dey form say you be woman.

Your opinion is our opinion. Spot on.

Bishola, Miracle and Cee C are products of BBN that we should look at for. These three are going places.

Khloe just dey show us dry nyash for instagram.
Efe now sells weed in Warri.
Heard Angel is now a Rastafarian.
DeeOne, frustrated comedian.
Ese, still upcoming olosho.
Tobi, dwelling on past glories, though got something upstairs.

softwerk:


Why should he bother, imagine upgrading from keke to Uber!

Just like selling your Ekuke dog to buy Pitbull.

Mercy was just being messy.

Teddy's eyes though. Man's so high on some aggressive blunts.

4.20 is bae.

Please can we shun our bash and compliments those beautiful, succulent, spirit-filled and gorgeous looking boobs.