₦airaland Forum

When you're poor and broke, you're in Hell.


When Kudi dey, you're in Heaven.


Don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

DamnnNiggarr:
I never knew you're this tribal

Say it first .... I want to check something

Me, I started my poultry business with just feather and two cups of starter feed, today, I own the biggest farm in West Africa. If I can do it, you can do it also. Never give up.

DamnnNiggarr:
she's a beauty to behold with brain.

Now say, IGBO AMAKA.

You're a disgrace to your moniker!

ChiefSosa:
Lol, you're welcome Oga davash!
From the example in the quote above, you can just relate it to Buhari. [b]Plus, buhari understands English.[/b]

Buhari understands English? Joke of the century

You must be mistaken Buhari for Einstein.

Nothing wrong here.

What's the fuss. The groom will have his wife to dance with all the days of his life. But, he may not dance with that lady again. So, let him enjoy the dance as long as it doesn't go beyond dancing.

DamnnNiggarr:
God bless Nigeria

She's Biafran not Nigerian.

I doubt you'd type this if she was caught with drugs or into illicit acts. You would have been the first to call her developer.


God bless IGBO Nation.

EKONGKING:
How does Buhari communicate ?

I don already ask the OP. Let's wait and see his response.

OP, thanks for the enlightenment. Before now I was thinking the headphones translate automatically, just as Google Voice Translate.




But, Do they still translate in Kanuri?

Asking for our darling Daddy.

. And finally, when the Priest told me that I'd pay him for marriage counseling, fuel the church generator and give envelops to all the Priests, present on my wedding day. I knew I had to praise God from my house.

I should fuel the Church generator when the Church will still collect offering that day. I'd rather take my bride and meet a traditionalist to conjugate our union than doing all these rubbish!

Wedded June

Gave birth October


4 months. Means you were having pre marital sex.



Congratulations brother, your child will bring independence to your financial status.

Must she respond to that senseless post? Or she just want to be noticed.




AG baby don give us better gbedu even before seeing Simi's pant.

helinues:
No, Arewa as a group don't know what they are saying.

All the woes in SE should be blamed on Buhari and Tinubu.

Buhari for being long time president including the wastage 16 years of Pdp hence marginalizing and denying SE the development they deserved.

Tinubu for being governor general of South East hence diverting all the money meant to develop SE as a region into his personal pocket.

Btw, all past and present political leaders from SE since 1999 have been mixture of Kanuri, Igede, Egun, Ijaw hence not really concerned about developing South East

Bororo man, isn't it too early for this sheer madness?

You were dating yourself all these while.

A girl that truly love you will never agree with this "Give me some space" nonsense.


The girl is core alpha. Take your L and move on.

Virtplus:
i trust her to an extent sha

You trust a Nigerian girl


Brethren, should we tell him?

Wrong assertion.

You can win a woman's heart with money but you can't keep her with money. An average Nigerian girl is promiscuous in nature. To hoe is like a game to them.

May God have mercy on them.

Virtplus:
please my fellow nairalander,i hv been passing through an issue,of wish i'm becoming worried.i have been dating my girl for the past 4yrs plus now but any time i tried getting close to any other girl, my mind will be beating fast,jst want to knw if it is normal or na juju lol...pls a matured answer

A recent research conducted by IFP shows, it's not advisable to love a Nigerian girl.

And you want to commit your delicate heart to more than one Nigerian girl. That's suicide, bro.

Saraki tricked Lawan and Omo agege to become Senate president in 2015. Does it mean Lawan was cursed too?


Una go just wake up dey write nonsense!

budaatum:
I hope they get that they are hurting themselves.

You that is not hurting yourself, what's your gain?

Feminazi!

UndauntedYOCA:
Mama the mama!!! You were hot sauce back then ABI?!
Iyaebe one of nairaland!

Did you believe that nonsense she wrote

FutureIsFemale:
What's his wet worth? Let's start from there. I can never suffer with a man after all my years of suffering.

That means you go tey for Singlehood.

[quote author=Lamasta post=106377629][/quote]How many handkerchief did you get?





Chelsea no be anybody mate.

Lamasta:
We shall see

Get your handkerchief ready, then.

Lamasta:
All of us at Southampton are optimistic we will go home with something in this game

Of course, you'll go home with bountiful tears.

If Manure like let them sign Messi and Neymar join Ronaldo, they will continue to play shiit'with midfielders like Fred and Pogba.

Ole is not a good coach. He needs a hardworking midfielder like Kante, Ndidi or Casemiro to ignite Ronaldo's prowess. These players run from box to box till 90 minutes.

Ronaldo in Madrid was blessed with Modric, Kross and Casemiro. These are hardworking midfielders that doesn't care about scoring. Their main duties are tackle, win aerial duels, throw long pass to Ronaldo and allow him do his job.

Ronaldo in Man U during Ferguson was blessed with midfielders like Paul Scholes, Fletcher and Carrick. These players also doesn't care about scoring, they run from box to box till 90 minutes. Hardworking players.

Manure need to discard those lazy bunch of midfielders before they can shine again.

Dem dey find fish for soup, crayfish dey raise hand

AuntRose:
If she had sang any of Nathaniel Bassey's song this thread would not have been created. You reap what you sow

I love you

How una take dey summon courage to kill this creepy creature?

The day they killed one slim snake for our compound, I left the compound for dem for 6 days. Was scared if the parents of the snake will reinforce and strike.

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LegendHero:
God bless Yorubaland and Nigeria as a whole!

There have been ups and down, we just hope things get better either by secession, restructuring, or the emergence of a true altruistic leader.

Until then, I will continue to celebrate independence as long as Nigeria remains coz it is the people within it that make a nation.

Prior to 1960, the white man came and took my ancestors as slaves, ruled over us, plundered our resources, and we worship the white queen in the UK by pledging to her that God bless the Queen.

My ancestors (Yoruba) fought alongside other tribe ancestors, some with pen, and demanded for their independence from the rulership of the whiteman. I’m sure that period was not easy for them too and the odds are against them but they stood and believed that freedom no matter how hard it seems can still be achieved if ordinary men believe in themselves.

The good news that independence is coming broke and the joy of all ethnicities within the 1914 creation knew no bound. Everybody jumped up for joy, felt the breeze of freedom, congratulated themselves and imagine a future full of prospects because they are now free men that can rule over themselves.

In 1963, the republic came to fruition and the ties were severed with the titular British queen in place of our own executive president.

Brethren, as we all know man can be greedy and as they say, it you want to test the character of a man, give him power!! The power of freedom we took from the white men rather than make us free men continue to keep Nigerians in poverty because the oppressors are the same and the color of their skins is just a mere visual effect. Oppressor will remain opressors whether black, white Or colorless.

However I am celebrating this independence not because Nigeria is better but because it marks a great time in our history when we were freed from the white man rule. I celebrate this in remembrance of my ancestors that fought in any way they can to free themselves from the oppressors (white men) AND also so I can derive strength from their act to fight my own oppressors (Politicians) in this age and time.

God bless Nigeria.
Happy Independence Day from Legendhero to the people that make up the entity Nigeria.

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He who comes to Equity must be prepared to die.

Innocent little boy
God rest his soul.




It's more noble to be a Tree in Canada than to be human in Nigeria.