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Jokes EtcRe: Ding Dong! by DAVE5(m): 4:36pm On Feb 14, 2010
@Emmy boy,i came 2 nl to catch ma fun so if u try 2 bore me i'll wip u.b careful.all dat aside happy val 2 u n other posters.
Jokes EtcRe: Pretty Girl And Pastor by DAVE5(m): 12:46pm On Feb 14, 2010
hahaha.funny
Jokes EtcRe: Important Definitions by DAVE5(m): 12:44pm On Feb 14, 2010
wetin i do this girl na.i dey talk ma mind
Jokes EtcRe: Spell Plantain by DAVE5(m): 12:38pm On Feb 14, 2010
@kunbee i think i'm only being real so dont get me wrong
Jokes EtcRe: The Longest Word In The Dictionary by DAVE5(m): 12:31pm On Feb 14, 2010
@Mathew 7:7 i heard ya
RomanceRe: Would You Attend An Ex's Wedding? by DAVE5(m): 8:28am On Feb 09, 2010
yes kee,for shizzle,why not if not so far i'm invited n there plenty of chopping.the item 7 thing
Jokes EtcRe: Spell Plantain by DAVE5(m): 12:35am On Feb 09, 2010
@kunbee & romsky i dont think thats fair the guy tried at least,i'm just seeing 4 d 1st time although i wish i neva saw it cos it didnt make any sense
Jokes EtcRe: Anger Management? by DAVE5(m): 12:10am On Feb 09, 2010
That 1 na hin be say toothbrush go scarce 4 plenty houses grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: Important Definitions by DAVE5(m): 11:54pm On Feb 08, 2010
A nairalander is one who spends his time writing what he knows not
Jokes EtcRe: Different Tribes And Their Reaction To Be Suicide Bombers! by DAVE5(m): 4:43pm On Feb 07, 2010
@ poster .u r twisted.u dont even understand ur own joke
Jokes EtcRe: Make Sure U Remember Ur Name After Reading This! by DAVE5(m): 4:08pm On Feb 07, 2010
my username is D.A.V.E
Jokes EtcRe: O Ni Fee Tee Now! by DAVE5(m): 4:06pm On Feb 07, 2010
o ni fe fi 2.5kva generator se pendant.
Jokes EtcRe: Pretty Girl And Pastor by DAVE5(m): 3:57pm On Feb 07, 2010
@ tonye t.u funny ohh so what u r saying is that u cant read btw the lines
Jokes EtcRe: The Day I Enter Gutter by DAVE5(m): 3:55pm On Feb 07, 2010
wow abuzola u try oh so 22 yrs ago u were walkin along ur street in aj city then u saw the 16 yr old girl u were trippin for, she then looked at u,then u fell into d gutter she helpt u out,wash u up gave u her clothings and pant to wear while u looked like a sisi,and now u are 42 u havn't gotten that opportunity cos dats the closest u eva got to a girl or even her clothe.So u came to nl to tell us ur history.Cheiya.Dont worry iya sikira will look at u 2moro but dis tym u ll fall into ur toilet
PhonesRe: Free Or Not,mobile Phone Browsing Can Kill. by DAVE5(m): 3:24pm On Feb 07, 2010
@poster on the contrary i am enjoying every bit of my browsing
@small b mighty u sure say u neva work 4 graveyard with this kind gramma wey fit kill and the part about **x be like say u dey browse mojo wella n u luv it i guess.Sorry 4 u
Jokes EtcRe: : by DAVE5(m): 3:16pm On Feb 07, 2010
thats boring
PhonesRe: N70 Browsing Using Mtn Sim. by DAVE5(m): 3:09pm On Feb 07, 2010
ommoh c heroes
PhonesRe: Nigeria And The 3g Network System Introduction. by DAVE5(m): 3:05pm On Feb 07, 2010
i am comfortable with ma non 3G,I browse at ease,download whatever i want when those with 3g phone come to me 4 help cos am da king,so why ask 4 more but it could be an added advantage.Haha
RomanceRe: Are Men More Faithful Than Women? by DAVE5(m): 2:43pm On Feb 07, 2010
@vivaladiva.i dont get what u r sayin as far as i am concerned i aint a dog
RomanceRe: Are Men More Faithful Than Women? by DAVE5(m): 3:05pm On Feb 06, 2010
@poster.r u sure this aint some fabricated story cos it doesnt sound real to me.i understand people cheat on each other but where u tryna play a hero or what so u could get some cheap pay 4rm the guy?
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Call Girl For Any Reason? by DAVE5(m): 2:47pm On Feb 06, 2010
dont give ur self the opportunity to b sorry u mite neva know what'll hit u if u marry/date a call girl.but the name sound too official so why not call them what they really are=ashewo oshi
PoliticsRe: Bin Laden Calls Abdulmutallab A ‘hero’ by DAVE5(m): 2:27pm On Feb 06, 2010
come to think of it there could be a link btw mutallab n bin laden truly
FamilyRe: Is It Good For Parent To Use Abusive Words by DAVE5(m): 2:24pm On Feb 06, 2010
it aint right.if they luv their children they wouldnt use abusive words.
FamilyRe: Is It Good For Parent To Use Abusive Words by DAVE5(m): 2:22pm On Feb 06, 2010
it aint right.if they luv their children they wouldnt use abusive words.
PoliticsRe: Yar'adua Will Handover To Jonathan - Special Adviser by DAVE5(m): 12:49am On Feb 06, 2010
in my own opinion i think handing over to goodluck is not possible n cant come to past in naija except in another country
Jokes EtcRe: When The Children Talk! by DAVE5(m): 3:47pm On Feb 05, 2010
thats the perspective a lot of people need to have for things to get beta in naija.i mean the child's pers
Jokes EtcRe: I Am Back! by DAVE5(m): 3:43pm On Feb 05, 2010
i agree with e'rything except the 1 of gay stuff.nice 1 though
Jokes EtcRe: A Carrot, An Egg And A Coffee by DAVE5(m): 3:35pm On Feb 05, 2010
cry cry cry hmmmm
Jokes EtcRe: A Carrot, An Egg And A Coffee by DAVE5(m): 3:35pm On Feb 05, 2010
cry cry cry hmmmm
Jokes EtcRe: Health Warning! Beer Is Better For You Than Water: by DAVE5(m): 3:22pm On Feb 05, 2010
@poster u just dey look 4 xcuse make u take drink 2 stupour.remember say beer dey destroy ur liver sha n if u dey drink boiled n filtered water no way wey u go shack poo.gutter dey near by shaa
Jokes EtcRe: The Moderator Stole My Yam by DAVE5(m): 3:16pm On Feb 05, 2010
am sure the poster has a headache.sha na the person wey teach am how to browse na him i go blame
Jokes EtcRe: Technology by DAVE5(m): 2:58pm On Feb 05, 2010
we bad guhhn.luvly

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