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PoliticsRe: I Am The Most Qualified But Didn't Run, Nobody Is Doing NDC A Favour - Dickson by DAVE5(m): 4:31pm On Jun 11
izombie:
See as this man dey yan trasssh because Obi don elevate his party. Before Obi joined NDC who dey even buy their form?
Barely anyone even knew his party but nah see finish dey cause nonsense, shebi LP don go back to obscurity
PhonesRe: The Iphones In America Are Different From The Iphones Sold In Nigeria by DAVE5(m): 7:52am On Jun 04
FlipModeSquade:
Different,yes.
More durable?
That's an unconfirmed fallacy.
Not just unconfirmed fallacy but a very nonsensical fallacy
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Refuse To Release ECWA Pastor Omole Wife After Collecting ₦20M Ransom by DAVE5(m): 11:16am On May 17
malakaimoscondo:
even in US people are kidnapped without traces
So it’s ok that people are being kidnapped and killed in Nigeria everyday
Car TalkRe: The Origin Of The Ban On Tinted Car Glasses In Nigeria by DAVE5(m): 6:05am On Dec 17, 2025
Whois:
Something you can do yourself
Please Joe can we do it ourselves, guy that does my papers told me it’s 50k to get it done
PoliticsRe: HURIWA Wants Bashir Ahmad Sacked Over Derogatory Comments by DAVE5(m): 6:00am On Dec 05, 2025
iamfraud:
Bashir Ahmad is not your problem
He is more presidential material than Peter Agbotikuyo Obi
I could only hope that while you think you’re using these statements to want to incite people , you have actually laid down a good foundation in your own life and that of your children since we’re all seeing the effects of the stupid political decisions we keep making using partisanship

It won’t be fair to yourself if you’re also facing the burdens of Nigerian politics
PoliticsRe: Kelvin Oniarah: Tinubu Grants Pardon To A Deadly Kidnap Kingpin (Pictures) by DAVE5(m): 11:30am On Oct 14, 2025
MadamExcellency:
Blocking this guy is a sacred duty. He is something else.
Nigeria is in serious trouble with citizens like him
PoliticsRe: Kelvin Oniarah: Tinubu Grants Pardon To A Deadly Kidnap Kingpin (Pictures) by DAVE5(m): 11:26am On Oct 14, 2025
CoronaVirusPro:
His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) made consultations with prison officers on behavioral conduct before approval.

Why are people judging the man because of his past?

The sole aim of a presidential pardon is to give people renewed hope.

Have you all forgotten Apostle Paul?

Y’all condemning a His Excellency, President Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu (GCFR) would have condemned God for anointing Paul since he was a former hardened criminal.
Do you even have a conscience at all, insecurity has ravaged Nigeria, quality of life reduced, commodity prices are super high, corruption is rampaging in every sector of Nigeria both public and private and somehow you guys seem to always come up with ways to spin everything to show support for a government that is supposed to be the custodian of the economy but have chosen to watch it decay while enriching themselves

May God help us all mehn but with how you guys support this evil, that help is very far from Nigeria
Technology MarketRe: A Sony Ericsson K850 Phone Is For Sale by DAVE5(m): 8:34pm On Aug 16, 2025
Cowbell521:
Really? Why did you say so?
Dude you replied to a 17 year old thread 💔
CelebritiesRe: My Second Marriage To Sandra Onyebuchenuya Has Ended - Frank Edoho Speaks by DAVE5(m): 11:25pm On Jun 29, 2025
RichBoy247:
Strong Man. I salute you sir. Some of us are not strong enough to walk out of the fraud called marriage
Courage dey fail me too, the best thing that would happen to me would be to end the thrash I’m entangled in

Thankfully my situationship is on its way to the permanent site currently : divorce
Technology MarketRe: Airtel Unlimited Plan Now Restricted To Routers Only by DAVE5(m): 11:44pm On May 29, 2025
After the long story, we still have to get in touch with you privately?
PoliticsRe: PIDOM Nigeria Is Missing by DAVE5(m): 10:09pm On Aug 23, 2024
Cindypresh:
You think this is about obedients? It maybe you tomorrow or your loved one
Nigerians are not concerned about anything ohh till it’s they themselves that are affected
PoliticsRe: Betta Edu: Billions Stolen Daily But No Money To Fund Education – Shehu Sani by DAVE5(m): 11:44am On Jan 10, 2024
Dereohubby:
Others steal too.
So it’s ok for her to steal, noted
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 13 Pro 256gb Icloud Locked by DAVE5(m): 7:14am On Dec 01, 2023
Day11:
Icloud locked Items.

IPhone 13 Pro
Apple Watch series 6 40MM
Apple Watch series 7 41MM

Send DM
Put your prices, anyone who’s ok with the price can dm you to conclude or negotiate, anyone who’s not ok with the price would not get the chance to disturb you
Technology MarketRe: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by DAVE5(m): 10:04am On Nov 27, 2023
Cuam:
X18 magnetic phone cooler with free thumb sleeves and free clip for both android and iphones.

Amount - 12k
If interested chat me up with the Telegram ID on my signature.
Location- Alimosho
Still available?
PoliticsRe: Agbakoba Defends Tinubu Over ‘Return’ Of Subsidy, Urges Institutional Palliative by DAVE5(m): 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2023
festacman:
Neither Lawan nor Buhari told Tinubu not to have a plan to manage the consequences of sudden removal of petrol subsidy before doing so right there at inaugural speech.
You're exchanging discuss with someone who has sold his soul, you obviously have time for shenanigans
FamilyRe: What Would You Do If Your Partner Goes Out Against Your Wish!? by DAVE5(m): 9:15am On Oct 10, 2023
Jestin:
She will just move out from there. I keep telling some folks, what you are experiencing during courtships is exactly what you will endure in your marriage
It even gets worse
PoliticsRe: With Today's Ruling, Is There Any Hope For Peter Obi At Supreme Court? by DAVE5(m): 4:39pm On May 26, 2023
themanderon:
None. You see the president of Nigeria has always been selected by the powers that be. They are only giving the gullible citizens the impression that their votes count when in a real sense their votes mean nothing. Do you think the cabals that have ran and ruined this country will just sit back and watch the people select their desired leaders? Naa.
Nigerians are in for a long thing as the elections was already decided before the actual date. They already have the courts at their beck and call to back up their illegality. Where are the "go and get your PVC" crew? Shebi una don see say Naija is irredeemable?
I’m in tears man…. This country is just total thrash
Technology MarketRe: How Do I Make Payment On Aliexpress ? by DAVE5(m): 9:10am On Apr 05, 2023
Arinzona20:
Making payments has been difficult on Aliexpress since CBN restricts the use of naira debit cards for international payments. However, these are ways you can use to pay but first choose your means of payment:
I'd like to ask cos I've gone through the link and saw several virtual dollar card payment options, from all of them you listed or was listed, which is the best in terms of security and trustworthiness
FamilyRe: My Girl Said She Can't Marry Me Yet While I Stay In Selfcon, Anything Wrong With by DAVE5(m): 12:02am On Mar 06, 2023
scholarshipbaze:
I work and trade crypto and forex, my girlfriend knows how much i earn, but because i have plans, i still live in a modern selfcon in an estate.

So tonight i asked my girlfriend whom i wish to marry, if she would be willing to marry me as i stay in this selfcon, even if i don't have money to rent 1bed room.

She said she can't, please what does this mean? Possibly not my class? Possibly might leave when things go bad?
Jejely move on if not when you eventually marry her, your marriage would be a living hell, talking from experience
Technology MarketRe: Iphone 7+ 256gb For Sale 85k by DAVE5(op): 10:50am On Feb 13, 2023
iPhone
PhonesRe: What Is It With Refurbished Phones? by DAVE5(m): 11:18am On Feb 03, 2023
englishmart:
Refurbished phones are substandard versions of phones. They shouldn't be called refurbished, they should be called fake.
A refurbished phone of 64gb will take files of 2gb and be crying of low memory space. A refurbished 50mp camera has a clarity of 8mp.

Refurbished is for the less privileged.
It would be a sad thing if you actually believe what you typed here
Christianity EtcRe: A Man Wearing A Jesus Saves Tshirt At Mall Of America Was Ordered To Take It Off by DAVE5(m): 12:06pm On Jan 19, 2023
paxonel:
Why will you start preaching Jesus or Islam or atheism or any other fundamental in an open place where it isn't lawful to do?
In an organised societies like that anything religious or fundamental preachings / teachings are reserved in worship places like the church, the mosque, etc., and not open city malls.

If the man in question is charged for breaking simple public rules the next thing, especially third world Africans like the op who knows nothing will start shouting PERSECUTION! PERSECUTION!
meanwhile, Jesus teaches that we should be subjected to rules and constituted authorities governing us but we have some adamant Christians that are too conservative they are telling Jesus, no!

There were times even footballers on pitch(eg Kaka) after scoring goals they will pull out the inscription JESUS IS LORD! but today, that has become against football rules because in an open stadium like that there are adherents of other religions not only Christians.
If Muslim footballers begin to open their own ALLAH IS GREAT, Hindu players KAKU KASHI, Buddhist players BHUL FULO etc, then there will be confusion!
Our football games will end up becoming religious gathering
But so many lgbt people were fighting to ensure they had their way in a “known religious nation” where lgbtq is not accepted

We would be aiit laslas
FamilyRe: I Suspect My Wife by DAVE5(m): 7:26am On Jan 13, 2023
ifihearam:
These are not tiny red flags na or ignorable...you were either desperate or thought she was too beautiful to let go at that point in time which indeed she took advantage of your s=desperation and zeal to be the better man by providing virtually everything for her...she never loved you bro, a woman who loves and respect will humble herself enough to make it work.

I do not need a prophet to tell me you know deep down you did the chasing and showed too much love, attention and desperation for her...Your son will cope..you are not happy, you need peace before anger and the hatred you have developed makes you do things you will regret. leave the marriage and ignore your parents advise..its not worth it and its a loveless union.

She connived with your friends? are you sure she is not sleeping with them?

Oga first run DNA to know your stand, its obvious you dont trust her one bit.
Was never a desperate person, normally I was the type of guy that once a girl makes one off statement, it would be the end of our situation so I chose to say ok, nobody is perfect, let me give this new person patience and time, go and learn these little things is what I said to her cos for me those things were easy, she's fine, just ok, not beautiful, seriously don't know what happened cos I left beautiful girls with good manners for even the slightest off stuff only to end up with the biggest idiot in my generation maybe because I chose to want to see things differently but here I am, seeing different things

We move though, I learnt a really horrible lesson
FamilyRe: I Suspect My Wife by DAVE5(m): 8:35am On Jan 12, 2023
ifihearam:
pray tell..
Things that were there before marriage, during or after marriage?
Shame dey catch me talk things wey I see abeg or maybe my heart no fit allow me dey type everything out

But we’re currently at the verge of a divorce which my parents are begging me everyday not to go through with it when I know it’s the best thing that can happen to me currently


Imagine a wife that can’t cook, can’t do the dishes, can’t wash clothes, we don’t enjoy sex, lazy, doesn’t have a job, crashed businesses I started for her, refused to help manage my business while I was over stressed from work+business till I quit my job to face business, connived with my workers to spoil my business, is always flaunting flirtatious ways to me, connived with my friends


Would I say I saw red flags?
Maybe but they were ignorable and I was hustling really hard to make my ends meet so I really didn’t want to scatter my relationship cos of a tiny red flag, I assumed people learn or they grow, some just don’t want to progress in their lives and the idiot I married is one of such
I hope and pray I’m able to get a divorce, it would break my son cos he’ll be made to grow with an intellectually lazy piece of thrash I call his mother + I’m not 100% certain he’s my child to make it worse

99% of Nigerian girl are useless and dumb
RomanceRe: What Should I Do About This Lady I Want To Marry? by DAVE5(m): 5:30pm On Jan 10, 2023
Fmartin:
I am dating a lady, and we are about to get married. She's already carrying my baby.
I have taken her to my parents. I have never taken a lady to my parents before. I have seen her parents too, and have communicated my intention to marry their daughter.

The only thing holding me now is to get things in order before paying her dowry.

The main problem now is that we keep having issues, coz, she's always making calls with her exs. i have confronted her on Several occasions, we have had fights, physical fights as well.

She told me she dont have the guts to tell them to stop calling her. She can only keep playing them till they walk away.
I told her i dont have that Luxury of patience. She has to choose between me and her exs.

Now, the issue is that she's pregnant and I have already taken her to my parents, they all like her.

I would have broken up if not because of the pregnancy. Coz, I wouldn't want to leave her with the pregnancy like that. To make matters worse, She have a kid out of wedlock. Though the father of the baby and her are not in good terms.

I hhave told her to stop making calls with her ex, but she seems sturbon.
She's ready for me to Change her sim card but I want her to use her sanity and end things with her ex in a boldly manner rather than hiding under the guise of changing sim. I have registered a new sim, but It's still with me, I have not given her.

Am confused, I need you guys advices for way forward.
No think insult, coz I gaht over dose.
Peace.....
Well, if you want to go on with marrying, you should also keep it at back of your mind that you’d be sharing her with her exes and extra new men she’d find along the way
FamilyRe: I Suspect My Wife by DAVE5(m): 5:25pm On Jan 10, 2023
ifihearam:
If your ex or old classmates tells you they miss you and you reply back with " miss you too' does that mean your wife should be worried?

If she had ulterior motives she would have deleted it.
If I tell you the kind of things I found on my “so called wife’s” phone that she didn’t delete, you’d be afraid for me

Human beings are wicked abeg
PhonesRe: My Iphone Won't Charge Pass 3% by DAVE5(m): 3:03pm On Jan 10, 2023
Revealix:
My iphone 7 started restarting by itself yesterday, it will work for like a minute and restart again so I thought probably it's the battery misbehaving.

I allowed the battery to run down with the hope that it'll reset itself if I charge it from 0 but the hope was dashed when the battery failed to charge more than 3% for hours.

Note that the battery health is 100%.

Has anyone experienced this or do you have an idea what could be the problem and how to fix it?
The problem could be either of 3 things

1. Battery is weak
2. The charging port is bad
3. The charging ic is dead

Consult a repair shop to help you get it fixed
You could contact @protafix on Instagram or Twitter, we can fix it for you
BusinessRe: Buhari, Emefiele, And Cabal Plot To Seize CBN by DAVE5(m): 8:26am On Jan 10, 2023
ishowdotgmail:
God should intervene in the affairs of this nation.

No one wants to do the right thing. Funniest part I the messiah you youth and others are clamoring for to be the president will do more when he gets there.

He was part of the system before forming saint now
I tell myself something quite often, God no really send us
PoliticsRe: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area Today? by DAVE5(m): 2:22pm On Jan 02, 2023
SmartPolician:
This has nothing to do with protests.

Let's stop deceiving ourselves in Nigeria.

Petrol subsidy needs to go because we are losing so much to it.

The government just needs to come up with paliatives to cushion its harsh effect.
I wonder if you understand that the politicians are purposely stealing Nigeria dry through petroleum theft and the fact that they’re just stealing us dry cos they know nothing would happen, it’s not even about subsidy or no subsidy, it’s about brazen theft
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Cut Off A Very Close Friend Completely? by DAVE5(m): 10:54pm On Dec 15, 2022
YoungLionken:
Come on now nigga sad, you shouldn't have honoured that nincompoop with your reply to his nonsense...
Sometime I tell myself it’s ok to go into the dirt with a pig and play it’s game
Craze cures craze sometimes cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: Have You Ever Cut Off A Very Close Friend Completely? by DAVE5(m): 10:54am On Dec 15, 2022
normaljenny:
INCLUDING YOUR MUM
And your mum too

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