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Politics / Re: PIDOM Nigeria Is Missing by DAVE5(m): 10:09pm On Aug 23
Cindypresh:


You think this is about obedients? It maybe you tomorrow or your loved one


Nigerians are not concerned about anything ohh till it’s they themselves that are affected

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Politics / Re: Betta Edu: Billions Stolen Daily But No Money To Fund Education – Shehu Sani by DAVE5(m): 11:44am On Jan 10
Dereohubby:
Others steal too.

So it’s ok for her to steal, noted

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Technology Market / Re: Iphone 13 Pro 256gb Icloud Locked by DAVE5(m): 7:14am On Dec 01, 2023
Day11:
Icloud locked Items.

IPhone 13 Pro
Apple Watch series 6 40MM
Apple Watch series 7 41MM

Send DM


Put your prices, anyone who’s ok with the price can dm you to conclude or negotiate, anyone who’s not ok with the price would not get the chance to disturb you

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Technology Market / Re: All Offerup, Letgo, Craigslist, 5miles, Ebay, Amazon Deals.*READ FIRST PAGE* by DAVE5(m): 10:04am On Nov 27, 2023
Cuam:
X18 magnetic phone cooler with free thumb sleeves and free clip for both android and iphones.

Amount - 12k
If interested chat me up with the Telegram ID on my signature.
Location- Alimosho

Still available?
Politics / Re: Agbakoba Defends Tinubu Over ‘Return’ Of Subsidy, Urges Institutional Palliative by DAVE5(m): 1:29pm On Oct 18, 2023
festacman:


Neither Lawan nor Buhari told Tinubu not to have a plan to manage the consequences of sudden removal of petrol subsidy before doing so right there at inaugural speech.

You're exchanging discuss with someone who has sold his soul, you obviously have time for shenanigans
Family / Re: What Would You Do If Your Partner Goes Out Against Your Wish!? by DAVE5(m): 9:15am On Oct 10, 2023
Jestin:
She will just move out from there. I keep telling some folks, what you are experiencing during courtships is exactly what you will endure in your marriage

It even gets worse
Politics / Re: With Today's Ruling, Is There Any Hope For Peter Obi At Supreme Court? by DAVE5(m): 4:39pm On May 26, 2023
themanderon:
None. You see the president of Nigeria has always been selected by the powers that be. They are only giving the gullible citizens the impression that their votes count when in a real sense their votes mean nothing. Do you think the cabals that have ran and ruined this country will just sit back and watch the people select their desired leaders? Naa.
Nigerians are in for a long thing as the elections was already decided before the actual date. They already have the courts at their beck and call to back up their illegality. Where are the "go and get your PVC" crew? Shebi una don see say Naija is irredeemable?

I’m in tears man…. This country is just total thrash
Technology Market / Re: How Do I Make Payment On Aliexpress ? by DAVE5(m): 9:10am On Apr 05, 2023
Arinzona20:
Making payments has been difficult on Aliexpress since CBN restricts the use of naira debit cards for international payments. However, these are ways you can use to pay but first choose your means of payment:


I'd like to ask cos I've gone through the link and saw several virtual dollar card payment options, from all of them you listed or was listed, which is the best in terms of security and trustworthiness
Family / Re: My Girl Said She Can't Marry Me Yet While I Stay In Selfcon, Anything Wrong With by DAVE5(m): 12:02am On Mar 06, 2023
scholarshipbaze:
I work and trade crypto and forex, my girlfriend knows how much i earn, but because i have plans, i still live in a modern selfcon in an estate.

So tonight i asked my girlfriend whom i wish to marry, if she would be willing to marry me as i stay in this selfcon, even if i don't have money to rent 1bed room.

She said she can't, please what does this mean? Possibly not my class? Possibly might leave when things go bad?

Jejely move on if not when you eventually marry her, your marriage would be a living hell, talking from experience

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Technology Market / Re: Iphone 7+ 256gb For Sale 85k by DAVE5(m): 10:50am On Feb 13, 2023
iPhone
Phones / Re: What Is It With Refurbished Phones? by DAVE5(m): 11:18am On Feb 03, 2023
englishmart:
Refurbished phones are substandard versions of phones. They shouldn't be called refurbished, they should be called fake.
A refurbished phone of 64gb will take files of 2gb and be crying of low memory space. A refurbished 50mp camera has a clarity of 8mp.

Refurbished is for the less privileged.

It would be a sad thing if you actually believe what you typed here

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Religion / Re: A Man Wearing A Jesus Saves Tshirt At Mall Of America Was Ordered To Take It Off by DAVE5(m): 12:06pm On Jan 19, 2023
paxonel:
Why will you start preaching Jesus or Islam or atheism or any other fundamental in an open place where it isn't lawful to do?
In an organised societies like that anything religious or fundamental preachings / teachings are reserved in worship places like the church, the mosque, etc., and not open city malls.

If the man in question is charged for breaking simple public rules the next thing, especially third world Africans like the op who knows nothing will start shouting PERSECUTION! PERSECUTION!
meanwhile, Jesus teaches that we should be subjected to rules and constituted authorities governing us but we have some adamant Christians that are too conservative they are telling Jesus, no!

There were times even footballers on pitch(eg Kaka) after scoring goals they will pull out the inscription JESUS IS LORD! but today, that has become against football rules because in an open stadium like that there are adherents of other religions not only Christians.
If Muslim footballers begin to open their own ALLAH IS GREAT, Hindu players KAKU KASHI, Buddhist players BHUL FULO etc, then there will be confusion!
Our football games will end up becoming religious gathering

But so many lgbt people were fighting to ensure they had their way in a “known religious nation” where lgbtq is not accepted

We would be aiit laslas
Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife by DAVE5(m): 7:26am On Jan 13, 2023
ifihearam:


These are not tiny red flags na or ignorable...you were either desperate or thought she was too beautiful to let go at that point in time which indeed she took advantage of your s=desperation and zeal to be the better man by providing virtually everything for her...she never loved you bro, a woman who loves and respect will humble herself enough to make it work.

I do not need a prophet to tell me you know deep down you did the chasing and showed too much love, attention and desperation for her...Your son will cope..you are not happy, you need peace before anger and the hatred you have developed makes you do things you will regret. leave the marriage and ignore your parents advise..its not worth it and its a loveless union.

She connived with your friends? are you sure she is not sleeping with them?

Oga first run DNA to know your stand, its obvious you dont trust her one bit.

Was never a desperate person, normally I was the type of guy that once a girl makes one off statement, it would be the end of our situation so I chose to say ok, nobody is perfect, let me give this new person patience and time, go and learn these little things is what I said to her cos for me those things were easy, she's fine, just ok, not beautiful, seriously don't know what happened cos I left beautiful girls with good manners for even the slightest off stuff only to end up with the biggest idiot in my generation maybe because I chose to want to see things differently but here I am, seeing different things

We move though, I learnt a really horrible lesson

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Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife by DAVE5(m): 8:35am On Jan 12, 2023
ifihearam:


pray tell..
Things that were there before marriage, during or after marriage?

Shame dey catch me talk things wey I see abeg or maybe my heart no fit allow me dey type everything out

But we’re currently at the verge of a divorce which my parents are begging me everyday not to go through with it when I know it’s the best thing that can happen to me currently


Imagine a wife that can’t cook, can’t do the dishes, can’t wash clothes, we don’t enjoy sex, lazy, doesn’t have a job, crashed businesses I started for her, refused to help manage my business while I was over stressed from work+business till I quit my job to face business, connived with my workers to spoil my business, is always flaunting flirtatious ways to me, connived with my friends


Would I say I saw red flags?
Maybe but they were ignorable and I was hustling really hard to make my ends meet so I really didn’t want to scatter my relationship cos of a tiny red flag, I assumed people learn or they grow, some just don’t want to progress in their lives and the idiot I married is one of such
I hope and pray I’m able to get a divorce, it would break my son cos he’ll be made to grow with an intellectually lazy piece of thrash I call his mother + I’m not 100% certain he’s my child to make it worse

99% of Nigerian girl are useless and dumb

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Romance / Re: What Should I Do About This Lady I Want To Marry? by DAVE5(m): 5:30pm On Jan 10, 2023
Fmartin:
I am dating a lady, and we are about to get married. She's already carrying my baby.
I have taken her to my parents. I have never taken a lady to my parents before. I have seen her parents too, and have communicated my intention to marry their daughter.

The only thing holding me now is to get things in order before paying her dowry.

The main problem now is that we keep having issues, coz, she's always making calls with her exs. i have confronted her on Several occasions, we have had fights, physical fights as well.

She told me she dont have the guts to tell them to stop calling her. She can only keep playing them till they walk away.
I told her i dont have that Luxury of patience. She has to choose between me and her exs.

Now, the issue is that she's pregnant and I have already taken her to my parents, they all like her.

I would have broken up if not because of the pregnancy. Coz, I wouldn't want to leave her with the pregnancy like that. To make matters worse, She have a kid out of wedlock. Though the father of the baby and her are not in good terms.

I hhave told her to stop making calls with her ex, but she seems sturbon.
She's ready for me to Change her sim card but I want her to use her sanity and end things with her ex in a boldly manner rather than hiding under the guise of changing sim. I have registered a new sim, but It's still with me, I have not given her.

Am confused, I need you guys advices for way forward.
No think insult, coz I gaht over dose.
Peace.....

Well, if you want to go on with marrying, you should also keep it at back of your mind that you’d be sharing her with her exes and extra new men she’d find along the way
Family / Re: I Suspect My Wife by DAVE5(m): 5:25pm On Jan 10, 2023
ifihearam:
If your ex or old classmates tells you they miss you and you reply back with " miss you too' does that mean your wife should be worried?

If she had ulterior motives she would have deleted it.

If I tell you the kind of things I found on my “so called wife’s” phone that she didn’t delete, you’d be afraid for me

Human beings are wicked abeg
Phones / Re: My Iphone Won't Charge Pass 3% by DAVE5(m): 3:03pm On Jan 10, 2023
Revealix:
My iphone 7 started restarting by itself yesterday, it will work for like a minute and restart again so I thought probably it's the battery misbehaving.

I allowed the battery to run down with the hope that it'll reset itself if I charge it from 0 but the hope was dashed when the battery failed to charge more than 3% for hours.

Note that the battery health is 100%.

Has anyone experienced this or do you have an idea what could be the problem and how to fix it?

The problem could be either of 3 things

1. Battery is weak
2. The charging port is bad
3. The charging ic is dead

Consult a repair shop to help you get it fixed
You could contact @protafix on Instagram or Twitter, we can fix it for you
Business / Re: Buhari, Emefiele, And Cabal Plot To Seize CBN by DAVE5(m): 8:26am On Jan 10, 2023
ishowdotgmail:
God should intervene in the affairs of this nation.

No one wants to do the right thing. Funniest part I the messiah you youth and others are clamoring for to be the president will do more when he gets there.

He was part of the system before forming saint now

I tell myself something quite often, God no really send us
Politics / Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area Today? by DAVE5(m): 2:22pm On Jan 02, 2023
SmartPolician:


This has nothing to do with protests.

Let's stop deceiving ourselves in Nigeria.

Petrol subsidy needs to go because we are losing so much to it.

The government just needs to come up with paliatives to cushion its harsh effect.


I wonder if you understand that the politicians are purposely stealing Nigeria dry through petroleum theft and the fact that they’re just stealing us dry cos they know nothing would happen, it’s not even about subsidy or no subsidy, it’s about brazen theft

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Cut Off A Very Close Friend Completely? by DAVE5(m): 10:54pm On Dec 15, 2022
YoungLionken:


Come on now nigga sad, you shouldn't have honoured that nincompoop with your reply to his nonsense...

Sometime I tell myself it’s ok to go into the dirt with a pig and play it’s game
Craze cures craze sometimes cheesy

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Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Cut Off A Very Close Friend Completely? by DAVE5(m): 10:54am On Dec 15, 2022
normaljenny:


INCLUDING YOUR MUM

And your mum too
Romance / Re: A Lady Dies After Taking Poison After Her Boyfriend Left Her (Pictures) by DAVE5(m): 12:20am On Dec 15, 2022
Kollins11:
I wish I knew the guy that broke the heart of this particular useless Nigerian girl, I would have credited him 15k and also buy him some drinks & smoke instantly.

This is exactly how to treat a useless Nigerian girl. Always dump her sorry ass after you're done drilling the oil in her smelly kpekus.

Nigerians girl are useless abeg, their brains are empty, nah so stupidity go make me tie knot with one, I dey ask myself everyday the kind tragedy wey jam me to make me see the idiot
Nairaland / General / Re: Have You Ever Cut Off A Very Close Friend Completely? by DAVE5(m): 12:16am On Dec 15, 2022
Me no get time for nonsense, I don cut off plenty close pal and I wish I can cut off from the idiot I’m married to, she pack load say she dey go, for my mind I was like hey God, my dream is about to come through only for my mumsie to dey call me dey beg, wtf, go nah didirin, didirin no gree go, didirin no gree make marriage sweet, what a useless didirin

Aside sex, 99% of women are actually useless

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Family / Re: Marrying A Masturbator! by DAVE5(m): 12:07am On Dec 15, 2022
fakum:
Sorry my people this might be a bit long.

Yeah, be careful, just like every other addiction. Anything your partner do while dating will most likely continue in marriage, be warned.
I had sex an explosive sex life with my wife when we were dating and few years after marriage. We makeout everywhere with any little opportunity. Now we are almost 5 years in marriage and things have changed, though it has been coming gradually.

The last time we had sex was like 3 weeks ago, make I suck, NO, make I use hand, NO, and na she give me signal to come do ooo, I vex run my thing, cum and told her sex with her is now more of work. she got angry, I no send. Later in the morning, she brought the matter and I told her yes, she is making sex look like work, that she probably don’t enjoy sex with me anymore. She started saying its pressure, stress,….but I know it’s all lie, I had my suspicion (she doesn’t cook nor wash, virtually does nothing at home now aside her work which closes early and baby who we all look after).
3 days ago, I had a dream abut her, I prayed about it, she asked me about it and I refused t tell. Guys, throughout yesterday, conji wan kill me ooo, I just busy myself with phone. Later in the night, I came in and saw her sleeping, I surf net small , come sleep. I had another dream about her, woke up and time check, past 1 am. I saw her pressing her phone, probably doing her facebook as usual, that her fav app. Na so my suspicion start to play ooo, she started masturbating right there again, I vex but keep calm (this is not the first time ooo, normal level).

Now, this is why I’m angry, I LUV ORAL too much, its my favourite part of love making, for sometimes now, anytime I start my movement going downward on her, she will stop me, make I use hand na, NO, but see Aunty put her hand for THERE now. I’m not surprise, why? Because she confessed to me when dating that she is addicted to masturbation but working on it, that she will stop. Out of love I didn’t judge her, no one is a saint, I also saw it as maybe we can work things from there, bringing it in to our love making to spice things up in our sex life but now, I see my wife prefer masturbation to my oral and sex in its entirety. Guys forget, I’m not hyping myself but I dey try for oral. I can be there, 30min, 1 hr doing my thing (magic), and the result Is always awesome, as I gain more satisfaction in seeing my partner having orgasm than anything else.

Prior to now, because of excuses and stuffs, I have stopped asking for sex but anytime she gives signal, I go deliver. Now, I have made up my mind kind of, make she continue her masturbation, anytime conji hook me, I will find someone to give me mouth action till I’m relieved and movee. Worst case, 3k or 5k. You cant be starving me giving excuses while doing your thing. After all, this is one of the sins of marriage we were told during our class and she know.
I’m not a fan of f*cking outside, I neva enter another woman since we got married though I had enough changes and the pressure and I still don’t want to, not because of her though because she probably doesn’t deserve it but I’m going to get my BJ and have myself relieved issa decision I don’t think I will stop unless God says otherwise.

I will continue to be the loving husband she know, I wont change, I will even get better just as she continue to be the loving wife that she is, but we all have urge to be quenched.
So guys, don’t overlook anything you cant overlook in marriage, e get why! Once most people get what they want, they tend to change or show their real self and marriage isn’t an exception. Some just want the name “married” and have kids (like my wife, after all, she don marry, don get pikin) and once they achieve this, anything can follow though it ought not to be so. Its all my fault sha, I overlook everything ( probably because I know non is perfect and I saw some good traits in her) I wanted companionship as my main reason for marriage but hers were different(though see like attention die), I should have known better. Please marry who have same marriage goals as you.

Finally, this is not to discourage anyone from marriage , marriage is a beautiful thing and I’m happy I’m married and I love my baby (make una no think am oooo). Just pray and marry a good wife like me (even better).

#Peace!

We all know marriages are not beautiful though, if given free pass and no castigation, more than 70% of men would opt for divorce, me inclusive
Family / Re: Woman Walks In On Her Husband & His Side Chick At A Salon, Disgraces Them (Video by DAVE5(m): 12:02am On Dec 15, 2022
NoToPile:
Very hilarious video

Which one is the saloon woman's own sef shielding the girl.

The girl too had mind to still sit comfortably after the wife got there, she did not even attempt to japa. She get mind sha.
grin grin grin
Hubby too was saying I will beat you now oo, he was sitting with side chick to make hair wifey was saying 'he told me to cut my hair' she kuku remove wig. grin

Yeye husband.


The woman dey try protect her customer nah, oga wife no get money and nah person wey get money be master, sidechick go pay either from her pocket or oga cheater to pay, business profit is key
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Salary Range Can Make You Remain In Nigeria? by DAVE5(m): 10:32pm On Dec 11, 2022
donproject2:


The .1 is for the street, rituals for uniform masters and other kings of trenches.

Lol, bless up man
Celebrities / Re: N-power Fraud: ICPC Releases D'banj by DAVE5(m): 10:12pm On Dec 09, 2022
Wickedfacts:
His reputation is gone!

Nigerians have short brain span, by next week, everyone would have forgotten he was involved in a fraud case and start singing his praises again
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Salary Range Can Make You Remain In Nigeria? by DAVE5(m): 10:06pm On Dec 09, 2022
donproject2:
Na weekly I wan dey collect my money, if I dey see like 12.1m per week, I no go comot....wetin I dey find up and down sef

Abeg wetin the .1 dey do dia

U for collect 12m jejely or kuku round am to 13m

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Argentina VP Kirchner Sentenced To Six Years Jail Term Over Fraud by DAVE5(m): 9:57am On Dec 09, 2022
lhordspy:
Country that works.

But here. We celebrate thieves, criminals, memerising pretentious deceivers, basking in mediocrity and hypocrisy.

*A man was caught trying to sneak in 250m into Lagos state.

* What about the pandora findings he was involved in. Involving over billions of naira in an offshore investment.

*What about the $250m donated by igbos abroad as campaign funds. Guess what? The man said he never received anything.

* What about the State funds he diverted into his daughter foreign account.

* What about the state funds he invested into beer business and ran it into loss due to mismanagement anf incompetence.

* we no dey give shi shi. We no dey give shi shi. Yet they budgeted 20m for paid-crowd mobilisation from Ogun state alone to oyo rally. God knows how much they would have budgeted for Lagos,osun, ondo, ekiti to mobilise paid-crowd.

But, Guess what? This man is freely contesting for the presidency. A man that just few months back he dined, wined, rolled with people whom his supporters are now calling 'thieves'


Let me guess, you’re supporting atiku or baba blue

Cared to read about their excesses in the grand scheme of stealing Nigeria dry?
Those two are at the top of the pyramid when it comes to thievery
Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by DAVE5(m): 11:31am On Dec 07, 2022
Alexbio:


Vote BAT he is the only one from South with political structure and wherewithal to win election or waste your vote risk another 8 years under a Fulani man Administration.

Peter Obi thinks he can jump the necessary political permutations and become president it's a lie! Peter Obi doesn't even understand Nigeria politics and not teachable despite been raise by Ojukwu his political benefactor in APGA years back. Igbos have lost a rare gem Ojukwu seriously. The aim of Ojukwu was to build APGA across boards in the East esp. and so that Igbo would be able to stand out in political negotiation table in Nigeria. I wish Peter Obi has a structure he would have earned himself relevance to form a big political alliance with that would give him and the entire Igbos Presidency. That's what Wike has been trying to do within SS region but in a wrong manner with the current situation he is now with his party (Wike has learned his lesson though) Politics in Nigeria now is very competitive than it was before in this fourth republic. From onset Igbos had a strong political structure and negotiation than any other part of southern part of Nigeria that was why Igbos produce Nnamdi Azikwe as President in 1963. Igbos have lost the structure that is why they are in dilemma of secession and Presidency clamouring. BAT knew these things and he took his time to leverage on building political structure within this regional jurisdiction and beyond after which negotiated and formed alliance with Buhari in 2015 and now the rest is history.

Politics in Nigeria is a mathematical formula not emotions. Get the formula right and get the result as well, it's as simple as that nigga.


So basically you’re voting for bat cos he has structure but not cos he has substance, while also not wanting a fulani man to rule, aren’t we tired of this rhetorics of tribalism when it hasn’t yielded anything meaningful in the last 62 years since our independence?
Politics isn’t mathematics formulae, it’s not a game, it’s our lives, it determines the progress of the entire populace of the country

Vote wisely though
Thanks though
Politics / Re: Obi Manifesto: 8 Takeaways. (pictures) by DAVE5(m): 11:27am On Dec 07, 2022
TheNiceGuy:
Vite Tinubu for the sake of your tomorrow and that of your children. ..

Why?
He has too many baggage’s that would scare even my children, I don’t think I have to give names, we all know those names

He’s shrouded in too many mysteries; drug case, money diversion, thuggery, god fatherism just to name a few

Why exactly should I support someone like that?

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