₦airaland Forum

drlateef:
When has Tinubu talked incoherently?

You don’t remember tinubu talking incoherently?

Well, maybe we should engage 50 million youth into military to enforce his election into office as president of the zoo

Nigerians are the most brain dead people on earth, I wish I was an evil guy that was into politics, I would so reck this bloody hell hole called Nigeria and go scot free

Maxymilliano:
I believe Nigerians are wiser now ...

If wishes were horses

heniford2:
he will not win the election

Well, in 2015, I looked up buhari’s history and told myself, this person shouldn’t win an election, why would he, he has nothing to offer, we know what he did in 84, a leopard never changes its spot

Guess what?

Buhari is the president of a 21st century nation, he is talking about revisiting open grazing route IN 20FUCKÌNG21, he has been president for 7 years now and would still be till next year

Tinubu would win if he wants to, you and I know it, I hate that idea more than any human being hates it, but we Nigerians have been pathetic idiots and we would never stop being that

DrFunmisticGlow:
it is the solution in the long run.

One major problem the country is dealing with is overpopulation. We will continue to suffer is nothing is done about it

You see, this line of thinking is where the problem is, things were never this bad and we have always been “very populated”, damn it, China, India, USA and several others are “very populated”, the real problem is some greedy bastards are stealing what is meant for everyone in an equitable distribution but instead of fighting the system you sit in your chair and think we should continue suffering and making adjustments to our own lives while the thieves get away with thieving, I don’t envy their wealth, I’m all in to congratulate a person that works his ways up and earns super large figures, I want to be super rich too, but I hate thieves

It’s pathetic the ways we let people rape us on our soil, well, what do I know, you might be a benefactor of the many evils going on in the country

DrFunmisticGlow:
that is why people need to have less children.

Instead of finding a solution to our problems and make the country great, you’d rather we make adjustments to our lives and continue to bear the suffering, it’s not about having less children, even those that don’t have children are in pains

heniford2:
All for 2023 undecided hope everyone is aware that ApC took us into worst level of poverty, hardship, backwardness insecurity and lies, disobidence of judiciary, economy collapsing are you guys aware 2023 is coming let's be wise our vote our power Never again vote APC again Guys think a cup of Rice that was sold for 50naira is 150naira local that's 200% increase we are waiting for what APC will use for campaign is either another party or nothing Nigerians never APC again Never!!!!

You don’t know Nigerians sir, they’re garnering support for “almighty tilumbu”, watch us make another abominable mistake again come 2023, Nigerians like suffer, we enjoy it, we make adjustments to own lives to accommodate suffer

Truth is the idiot has 99% chance of becoming plesident

agulion:
Hope the pastor will not use this to cash out

You know he would, this is Nigeria, gullible people plenty

tutudesz:
Imagine the insult how dare you compare Abacha to Buhari, when Hitler is there

You can’t be comparing a slowpoke to a wise man nah, in all of hitlers evil deeds, the guy was brilliant which we can’t say of the “mannequin man”

Adamisa77:
reinstate him ooo go and kill more boko haram for us abeg

You no like the man at all, he should go and kill more boko gang members, u want make him disappear mysteriously abi?

0taPiaPia:
Same with COVID . I don't want to spill what I heard.

Pls spill ohh abeg, it could help save a soul or souls

tititaiwo44:
Learn a digital skill you can flow with

-coding
-copywriting
-Digital Marketing
-Graphics/video editing etc

And pitch to foreign market ready to pay for your service.

You dey waste ur time, he probably would ask you how he would learn those things you listed

VOsimhen144:
Buhari is a great Economist, Buhari has made life so easy for Nigerians, He created millions of jobs, security is good, we can travel to any part of the North with our mind at rest. Infact Buhari is the best thing that has ever happened to Nigeria. Learn to appreciate his good work.


Zombies and BMC miscreants Hope I tried??

Very true ohh

Omakraid:
You believe what you believe while I believe mine

I like you already (with the love of God off course)

Though I don’t know what I believe anymore, but this very reply gives me hope that maybe someday I’ll retrace my steps

BlackyOne:
Is this not better than being tinubu's governor for the whole of Lagos State, at least it's only his kingdom in oshodi that gets to suffer and not the entire Lagos State.

The royal family in oshodi should let this issue go, it's better this way in other to save Lagos in the nearest future.

And you think he would so at being only oba in oshodi

Nigeria is going through a very dark phase, criminals are in high places

Qmoneyhigh:
Why are you shallow with your reasoning
At 32 she should be rounding up with child bearing and focus on how to raise them while she still young and able ,so you want her to still have kids in primary school at 50?. Scientifically it has been proven that child bearing above the age of 35 can stress a woman body system(making them age early) and at 40+ she has a high probability of giving birth to a child with down syndrome( trisomy)

Are you minding all these kids we have on nairaland

annisy:
Na Nigeria leaders be the devil wey we dey hear of!!! And some fools go dey support them

I don’t know who I hate more; the idiot government or the people that support them

Adenaph:
Government should assist them with good and portable bore-holes..... Water is life..

Which government exactly, be like you no dey live for this same naija wey all of us dey live

The useless government neglecting the people (or rather: stealing the people’s collective wealth) is what actually lead to this, some bastards are getting fat so others can go hungry

No worry by next year when fuel becomes 250~ 350, that time we go see food to chop and chop belleful

explosiveskull:
Hisbah should not be blamed solely, it is the religion it is representing. A religion deliberately designed to fit in the libido of one sex starved demon god that has never failed to remind his urchins that any act of terrorism is a service to him and rewardable with 72 pointed breast virgins.

The first grand patron of this religion was a rapist, it is on record how he was penising a 6 year old without remorse but met his doom with rat poison with another jewish woman. He died a miserable death like a rabid dog, was buried but scavenging pigs exhumed his petrifying carcass and ate almost half of his body especially snacking on his scrotal sack like groundnut. The idiot is now pig shit somewhere resting in pieces cos his religion is one of piss.

I no call any religion ooo but the mindset of the people who practice this worthless religion especially in our country is 80% of why Nigeria is still lurking in darkness, imagine what these guys are bothered about and you will see that these guys are not ready for any development, but allow others to go their free way so that you can keep your terrorist religion and enjoy it well like afghans are enjoying theirs, they will say No but lord lugard, let me see how you will make heaven with this abomination you committed.

These hooligans and vagabonds wish to export terrorism to the south, that is why they've sent all sorts of diabolical groups as ugm and co to cause chaos in the south and to blame it on IPOB, but we know all these. They females are disillusioned and paranoid without control ejaculating children looking like pikin like rabbits, they jam pack them in this almajiri system to go fend for themselves but they yab the east as baby factory whereas their women are baby industry.

The idiots in that region have started eating grass, we had an example in kastina, they now fuq goats since we boasted them of defiling cattles.
Was it not few weeks ago that bandits met some people in a village celebrating for child naming ceremony, the bandits threw the baby into the boiling stew and force each participant to eat part of the under cooked meat of the dead baby, please how can this religion churn out individuals who could reason up something this gruesome, it happened in same kastina but you will notice it was suppressed from the news instead it is the cannibal story in the east that was planted there by e enemies of the south who 75% worship that demon god and from that useless religion, they planted their stories to destabilise the south but they forget that we don't have a diabolical belief system like their religion, any god that said I should go kill others and myself to come see him, I will slap that god but no these ones fight for their weak and powerless imbechile god. The rich will send their children to oxford university but will go around to be penising the female children of the poor even not minding their age to be sometimes less than 2 years.

That their grand patron the prophet was very lazy and relied on robbing caravans and made trade routes very deadly and dangerous just like his followers have made some of our roads now, a clear example is the path from kogi towards the north, that road is like it is mined, there is no day that bad news won't ooze from that road. Their patron was abusing opium maybe part of this his religion was hallucinations since he also saw angel that was flying with feather wing. Jonsing nymphomaniac lunatic.

Since others made up their mind to secede from them they've used several intimidating prongs to coerce them because they know they are worthless and parasites, others write jamb and fight to get at least 200/400 but it will come to them, they'll be begging them to at least make 2/400 but no, they prefer to be smoking spirogyro in the gutter, sniffing sewer or gum. They are the quota system course baked graduates, educated illiterates that don't know their left from right.

I will keep remembering their atrocities and will update it here.

I’m short of words man

chaloskyx:
insecurity, poverty, inflation, unemployment, looting of public funds, university strikes, looting of pension funds, judicial injustice, tribalism, ethnic/ tribal profiling and nepotism extra judicial killings just to name a few that is what makes up the entity called Nigeria

I know you wrote just to name a few but it’s not ok that you forgot lack of infrastructure

RoyalBoutique:
Because he should have told the man how to do it and save the man some money.

Bad things happen because good people say nothing.

So how would the engineer pay his shop rent and feed his family?

PlayMaker14:
SIMP will always be a SIMP even on Christmas Day.... They don't have Public Holidays.


May God nor allow our loins produce SIMPATHETIC son's.

You're brutal...


See as I dey laff as I read ur write up

MufasaLion:
Damn! Seems your marriage is hell.

All I can say is: e no easy

xangerar:
Oooooow! So sorry about that. You really sound so hurt. Life is that way. You lose some, you win some.

This loss is a forever loss, e no easy

treesun:
So twiter burnt places. Yet during elections, they use twiter!

You have strength to reply dimwits sha

larryking540:
why the regret man ,share if u don mind

The regret plenty ohh bros, if I talk am for public, them go ask me wetin carry me enter becos truthfully looking back from then till date, there hasn’t been any gain for me as a man since I took that step, non whatsoever, it has been losses and regrets at every turn

MEGA4BILLION:
broken engagement is better than a broken marriage

I still wish till tomorrow that my relationship was broken, but no, here I am

I gats live with my cross or some day grow some balls and call the hell I’m in a quit

GonzalezAguero:
All of you on nairaland saying that God should make this a reality.. will you guys be able to wait if this happens or the country is on fire?
Nothing worse than a state of anarchy..

Is the country not on fire already?

Or until your own house burns before your eyes would open

FactBoyz:
This move by this Southerner may be costly o. Progress for us in the north is not what we want now

Progress for you in the north isn’t what you want now?

Please is it possible you explain this cos I’m finding it hard to translate that statement such that I get the clear picture of why you’d say so

neonly:
Pls what is bad is bad weather harmful or not dis picture of drug I bought for my child fake and original 100 naira difference then d only thing dat save my child life was dat I teased d drugs before giving d child
That guy should be shoot instantly honestly

I think this bottle cap method is the best methods to curtail fake drugs

Probably hard to produce by just anybody, cos that thin method, even person wey start iron work can make it the very first day he starts

This country tire person ohh

Jesusdiedhaha:
There are no tribes in Nigeria without their own shortcoming.
But when it comes to being dubious, give it to the Igbos.
At least other tribes recognize their brothers and language.
An average Igbo man doesn't know what brotherhood is. If you deal with him (even as a fellow Igbo and speak his language as a brother) he will cheat you.

In the years I spent in South Africa, I saw the darker side of the Igbo tribe... Way darker than what we usually see here in Nigeria. All because of money.

Somebody whom you feed and accommodate will connive with the police and tell them where you stack your drugs. The seizure will be shared and you will go to prison for 10 years.

Sometimes they tell you to drive them somewhere then they behead you and sell your drugs and cars. These are not strangers. They are people who know themselves from the village and decide to help. Some are cousins. I never sold drugs but I witnessed these and worse.

When people say Yorubas kill for rituals I laugh. Truth is, the reason why Igbos do not kill for rituals is because they're smart enough to know that it doesn't give them money. If Igbos were sure that rituals gives money, there will no heads left in the east.

The only Igbo friends I have are the ones that did not grow up in the east.

This one weak me sha...


I give up based on this one wey I hear so

Favinzo:
Lol
My mum is not like that

Everybody’s mums are not like that too