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Kollins11:
I wish I knew the guy that broke the heart of this particular useless Nigerian girl, I would have credited him 15k and also buy him some drinks & smoke instantly.

This is exactly how to treat a useless Nigerian girl. Always dump her sorry ass after you're done drilling the oil in her smelly kpekus.

Nigerians girl are useless abeg, their brains are empty, nah so stupidity go make me tie knot with one, I dey ask myself everyday the kind tragedy wey jam me to make me see the idiot

Me no get time for nonsense, I don cut off plenty close pal and I wish I can cut off from the idiot I’m married to, she pack load say she dey go, for my mind I was like hey God, my dream is about to come through only for my mumsie to dey call me dey beg, wtf, go nah didirin, didirin no gree go, didirin no gree make marriage sweet, what a useless didirin

Aside sex, 99% of women are actually useless

fakum:
Sorry my people this might be a bit long.

Yeah, be careful, just like every other addiction. Anything your partner do while dating will most likely continue in marriage, be warned.
I had sex an explosive sex life with my wife when we were dating and few years after marriage. We makeout everywhere with any little opportunity. Now we are almost 5 years in marriage and things have changed, though it has been coming gradually.

The last time we had sex was like 3 weeks ago, make I suck, NO, make I use hand, NO, and na she give me signal to come do ooo, I vex run my thing, cum and told her sex with her is now more of work. she got angry, I no send. Later in the morning, she brought the matter and I told her yes, she is making sex look like work, that she probably don’t enjoy sex with me anymore. She started saying its pressure, stress,….but I know it’s all lie, I had my suspicion (she doesn’t cook nor wash, virtually does nothing at home now aside her work which closes early and baby who we all look after).
3 days ago, I had a dream abut her, I prayed about it, she asked me about it and I refused t tell. Guys, throughout yesterday, conji wan kill me ooo, I just busy myself with phone. Later in the night, I came in and saw her sleeping, I surf net small , come sleep. I had another dream about her, woke up and time check, past 1 am. I saw her pressing her phone, probably doing her facebook as usual, that her fav app. Na so my suspicion start to play ooo, she started masturbating right there again, I vex but keep calm (this is not the first time ooo, normal level).

Now, this is why I’m angry, I LUV ORAL too much, its my favourite part of love making, for sometimes now, anytime I start my movement going downward on her, she will stop me, make I use hand na, NO, but see Aunty put her hand for THERE now. I’m not surprise, why? Because she confessed to me when dating that she is addicted to masturbation but working on it, that she will stop. Out of love I didn’t judge her, no one is a saint, I also saw it as maybe we can work things from there, bringing it in to our love making to spice things up in our sex life but now, I see my wife prefer masturbation to my oral and sex in its entirety. Guys forget, I’m not hyping myself but I dey try for oral. I can be there, 30min, 1 hr doing my thing (magic), and the result Is always awesome, as I gain more satisfaction in seeing my partner having orgasm than anything else.

Prior to now, because of excuses and stuffs, I have stopped asking for sex but anytime she gives signal, I go deliver. Now, I have made up my mind kind of, make she continue her masturbation, anytime conji hook me, I will find someone to give me mouth action till I’m relieved and movee. Worst case, 3k or 5k. You cant be starving me giving excuses while doing your thing. After all, this is one of the sins of marriage we were told during our class and she know.
I’m not a fan of f*cking outside, I neva enter another woman since we got married though I had enough changes and the pressure and I still don’t want to, not because of her though because she probably doesn’t deserve it but I’m going to get my BJ and have myself relieved issa decision I don’t think I will stop unless God says otherwise.

I will continue to be the loving husband she know, I wont change, I will even get better just as she continue to be the loving wife that she is, but we all have urge to be quenched.
So guys, don’t overlook anything you cant overlook in marriage, e get why! Once most people get what they want, they tend to change or show their real self and marriage isn’t an exception. Some just want the name “married” and have kids (like my wife, after all, she don marry, don get pikin) and once they achieve this, anything can follow though it ought not to be so. Its all my fault sha, I overlook everything ( probably because I know non is perfect and I saw some good traits in her) I wanted companionship as my main reason for marriage but hers were different(though see like attention die), I should have known better. Please marry who have same marriage goals as you.

Finally, this is not to discourage anyone from marriage , marriage is a beautiful thing and I’m happy I’m married and I love my baby (make una no think am oooo). Just pray and marry a good wife like me (even better).

#Peace!

We all know marriages are not beautiful though, if given free pass and no castigation, more than 70% of men would opt for divorce, me inclusive

NoToPile:
Very hilarious video

Which one is the saloon woman's own sef shielding the girl.

The girl too had mind to still sit comfortably after the wife got there, she did not even attempt to japa. She get mind sha.

Hubby too was saying I will beat you now oo, he was sitting with side chick to make hair wifey was saying 'he told me to cut my hair' she kuku remove wig.

Yeye husband.

The woman dey try protect her customer nah, oga wife no get money and nah person wey get money be master, sidechick go pay either from her pocket or oga cheater to pay, business profit is key

donproject2:
The .1 is for the street, rituals for uniform masters and other kings of trenches.

Lol, bless up man

Wickedfacts:
His reputation is gone!

Nigerians have short brain span, by next week, everyone would have forgotten he was involved in a fraud case and start singing his praises again

donproject2:
Na weekly I wan dey collect my money, if I dey see like 12.1m per week, I no go comot....wetin I dey find up and down sef

Abeg wetin the .1 dey do dia

U for collect 12m jejely or kuku round am to 13m

lhordspy:
Country that works.

But here. We celebrate thieves, criminals, memerising pretentious deceivers, basking in mediocrity and hypocrisy.

*A man was caught trying to sneak in 250m into Lagos state.

* What about the pandora findings he was involved in. Involving over billions of naira in an offshore investment.

*What about the $250m donated by igbos abroad as campaign funds. Guess what? The man said he never received anything.

* What about the State funds he diverted into his daughter foreign account.

* What about the state funds he invested into beer business and ran it into loss due to mismanagement anf incompetence.

* we no dey give shi shi. We no dey give shi shi. Yet they budgeted 20m for paid-crowd mobilisation from Ogun state alone to oyo rally. God knows how much they would have budgeted for Lagos,osun, ondo, ekiti to mobilise paid-crowd.

But, Guess what? This man is freely contesting for the presidency. A man that just few months back he dined, wined, rolled with people whom his supporters are now calling 'thieves'

Let me guess, you’re supporting atiku or baba blue

Cared to read about their excesses in the grand scheme of stealing Nigeria dry?
Those two are at the top of the pyramid when it comes to thievery

Alexbio:
Vote BAT he is the only one from South with political structure and wherewithal to win election or waste your vote risk another 8 years under a Fulani man Administration.

Peter Obi thinks he can jump the necessary political permutations and become president it's a lie! Peter Obi doesn't even understand Nigeria politics and not teachable despite been raise by Ojukwu his political benefactor in APGA years back. Igbos have lost a rare gem Ojukwu seriously. The aim of Ojukwu was to build APGA across boards in the East esp. and so that Igbo would be able to stand out in political negotiation table in Nigeria. I wish Peter Obi has a structure he would have earned himself relevance to form a big political alliance with that would give him and the entire Igbos Presidency. That's what Wike has been trying to do within SS region but in a wrong manner with the current situation he is now with his party (Wike has learned his lesson though) Politics in Nigeria now is very competitive than it was before in this fourth republic. From onset Igbos had a strong political structure and negotiation than any other part of southern part of Nigeria that was why Igbos produce Nnamdi Azikwe as President in 1963. Igbos have lost the structure that is why they are in dilemma of secession and Presidency clamouring. BAT knew these things and he took his time to leverage on building political structure within this regional jurisdiction and beyond after which negotiated and formed alliance with Buhari in 2015 and now the rest is history.

Politics in Nigeria is a mathematical formula not emotions. Get the formula right and get the result as well, it's as simple as that nigga.

So basically you’re voting for bat cos he has structure but not cos he has substance, while also not wanting a fulani man to rule, aren’t we tired of this rhetorics of tribalism when it hasn’t yielded anything meaningful in the last 62 years since our independence?
Politics isn’t mathematics formulae, it’s not a game, it’s our lives, it determines the progress of the entire populace of the country

Vote wisely though
Thanks though

TheNiceGuy:
Vite Tinubu for the sake of your tomorrow and that of your children. ..

Why?
He has too many baggage’s that would scare even my children, I don’t think I have to give names, we all know those names

He’s shrouded in too many mysteries; drug case, money diversion, thuggery, god fatherism just to name a few

Why exactly should I support someone like that?

Alexbio:
Obi Manifesto is a waste of resources, time. He should go for political onboarding.
He lack the the structure that can ensure him the political avenue to compete favorably for an election.

Who should we vote?

TheNiceGuy:
You're advised not to bother reading, it's full of lies and propaganda. Laying claim to do what ONLY can be done by the legislature.

Obi and his rodents does not even understand what's called governance and Politics

So what do you suggest we do?
Who do you suggest we should vote for?

ALABACONNECT:
No, I don't. Good morning

Ok
Good morning

Do you sell tv stand, not the wall bracket, I mean those standing frames that are movable and holds tv

GloriousGbola:
i should answer - but you are clearly too slow to understand.

stick to your chip engineering sogbo?

or maybe you can aspire to better things and follow people like louis rossman and tronicsfix to see how its really done - not your rote learning trial by error device destroying incompetence

For the record, tronicsfix isn’t on that top level of board repairers though

maxwelltennyson:
guys pls help me with this,can I repair my Xbox 360 s it is showing me the red dot of death and how much will it cost me,ahbeg someone should answer me.

Contact me, I could help fix it

091 2215 1168

So sorry guys, didn’t check the thread earlier

Phone sold though

ecomalchemistt:
Nigerian girls are what....USELESS.

Useless raised to power 1,000,000

Average Nigerian girl is a beggar and can't be productive in their lives, very useless things

Still available

demborise:
70

Up it to 75 let's deal

backtovillage:
Moral lesson

None

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#used

Godoverevery:
Only those who are married or have lived with a woman can relate.

A woman will put all her life expectations and expenses on you as man......she will blame you for everything and the society expect you to be a MAN.

I always advise men to live minimum 6month to 1yrs maximum with the woman you want to marry so you can understand what you are walking into with your eye open.

I can't blame the man because we are different and not all of us are mentally strong.......A woman frustration can actually make you do the unthinkable no matter how strong you are sometimes.

Woman are a hell of a pain to live with

Kingpele:
Hahaha the BAT legacy of lawlessness and wickedness..why would you auction someone car simply because he drove against traffic...this is criminal..why not fine the person or put him or her in prison for many months as possible to deter others from driving against the traffic...well this the legacy of the ach Bishop of agbadorians..with him as president Nigeria will be in his pocket as lagos state..when they say turning Nigeria like lagos, this is what he meant...but my greatest fear is his terrorist vice Shettima

Both tinubu and shettima are as bad as each other, Lagos is a mini terror zone that no one would accept to admit, agberos currently own and rule lagos

NaijaMutant:
We can no longer distinguish comedy skits from real life situations.

Mechanics don't allow us know those who are mad again

Wetin make stray bullet jam mechanics now

Triangles1:
This is not about Hausa, the point I'm trying to bring out is about Queen Elizabeth, they claimed she's responsible for the killing in Nigeria most especially Biafra war.

The thing is; you were giving a twisted narrative

Triangles1:
The first coup that happened in Nigeria was ochestrated by IGBO man that led to the death of 22 people including Tafa Balewa, Akintola and there was no Igbo among the victim, after the coup they installed their brother Aguyin Ironsi as a President, that was the reason hausa forces start killing them, same thing Ojukwu did with no gain, Namdi Kanu at the same time, this people always do something that will hunt them in the end. Is not Queen Elizabeth that caused the Biafra war.

The history is there for everybody to learn.

In this your history class you were giving out, you forgot to mention that aguyi ironsi was marked for death also but was lucky enough to not be killed at the time and was made head not by the making of the Igbos but a general consensus or being next in line to power, you also to state that ojukwu started the the Biafran struggle cos he was trying to protect his life from the impending death that looked over him and that Gowon failed to abide with an agreement for coexisting peacefully which led to the annihilation of innocent people, ohh, igbos are the evil ones but Hausas are peace loving people

Lest I forget, majority of Hausas practice a religion of peace where they go about preaching love and peace, Deborah was killed because of her own negligence

LutherSanchez:
Relationship these days are a totatl waste of time,especially for men.

especially when 99% of the girls have nothing aside "spreading of legs" to offer

Kagd10:
Imagine, she's living in abroad yet insulting them.. Later, she and her people would start to cry and play the victim.


Meanwhile, Seun warn your moderator.. one of them has started again..

Why delete my post which is nothing but historical events and the truth?

Imagine people who hate the truth while blaming others for what they caused.. I always say it as it is.


This was my previous post below..


Igbos. Lol..

Toxic from birth.

Funnily, they were the ones who wanted to colonise the country after the British left.. the irony..

Azikiwe had wanted to try that in the SW despite the fact that the British left every region in autonomy of themselves but no, Igbo weren't satisfied but wanted to colonise the whole country. Azikiwe was left to lick his wound after he was stopped. Still he didn't stop and eventually spearheaded the Igbo coup which killed every leaders of every region which were none of their business while they protected their own Igbo leaders. He, Azikiwe travelled abroad at the same moment when the Igbo coup was happening. Ironsi came in and continued with the madness of what they had planned until his atrocities was withheld. In the end, Ojukwu declared Biafra but still wouldn't stop his greedy attempt in wanting to colonise the country. Eventually, their atrocities were fought against yet they're the ones playing the victim today.

They're doing the same today. Tinubu has never ruled anyone or their papa but they keep insulting him daily while they protect their leaders who achieved absolute nothing and are not better than Tinubu who's 10 times better than all their leaders combined together. Tinubu's legacies litter everywhere in Lagos such as Lekki seaport, RRS, Lekki trade zone, LAMATA, millennium schools, LASTMA, gigantic LASU teaching hospital, Eko Atlantic city, BRT and several infrastructure and policies put in place by Tinubu. As a matter of fact, Tinubu is the reason behind Lagos' bouyant economy today.. Yet most Igbos insult him daily despite the fact he has never ruled them or their papa

You most definitely didn’t read Nigerian historical events correctly
nah ur mouth and nah u get am and I hope for you that the Hausa/fulani people don’t happen to you

Kaysalas:
one doesn't need be a magician to figure you guys out. A bit of common sense is all that is required. And why e be say na Una dey always deny Una tribe to score cheap baseless points. Now, check the attached pictures to see what gave you out. Nwannem, chineke gozie gi, inugo?

Monk, your common sense didn’t tell you there are people that understand more than English and their native language?
For the record, I understand and speak Igbo, yoruba and I understand maybe 10 words or more in Hausa

I’m not igbo, I’m not yoruba and I’m not Hausa either
想一想，你是个小丑，所以人们不能用谷歌翻译


Maybe you’ll say I’m Chinese as well, vote wisely man, vote tinubu if nah who dey your mind but God forbid I vote such a despicable person to lead my country

Kaysalas:
So you will leave Tinubu with a track record of performance and vote Obi silently despite knowing fully well he is an established failure! Oh! I forgot, he is Igbo like you. Cheers

Somehow you're able to "figure" out I'm igbo, if you were a magician, you would be a failure

AsomughaChuks05:
The Federal Government of Buhari is not happy that the BBC exposed what Buhari and his security apparatus have been trying to hide for a long time that is actually Fulani herdsmen who are causing insecurity all over the country. The Fulani herdsmen are killing Hausas in Zamfara state and Hausas formed a vigilante to defend themselves which the Fulani governor Matawalle disbanded to give Fulani killers unhindered pillage and destruction. The National assembly better fastrack the impeachment process because it is now clear to all that Buhari is in bed with terrorists.

What’s the use of an impeachment if the useles buhari would not be made to pay for his crimes against Nigerians.
Some day, Nigeria would rise to the occasion