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PoliticsRe: SERAP Takes Buhari To ECOWAS Court Over Secrecy In Loan Spending, Debt Crisis by DAVE5(m): 7:35am On Jan 24, 2022
butterfly777:
This your comment shows that you don't understand civil right activitism. These people have taken it upon themselves to tackle government recklessness in different legal ways, and all you could do is make such a petty statement about them.
And you wonder why Nigeria is how it is when we have idiots like the guy you quoted who can’t think or have foresight, well, all is well, even in the well
PoliticsRe: Dele Momodu: I Didn't Sell Buhari To Nigerians, But Only Posted His Pictures by DAVE5(m): 2:26am On Jan 24, 2022
Think9ja:
Somewhere right now, one mumu Nigerian is busy selling one idiot as candidate for next year's election.

I don't know if Jesus or Muhammad or Lucifer (whichever one you believe in) needs to come down themselves to tell some Nigerians that it can never get better than it is.

Nigeria can not and will never work.

No matter who wins the presidential election come next year, the following things will never happen

1. You won't get Justice in court without knowing someone
2. You won't work in the same office with Atiku, Saraki or Osinbajo's children
3. You won't be given admission to study your dream course without knowing someone even if you meet the points
4. You won't get at least twenty hours of light in your house if your neighborhood is not surrounded by Porsche people
5. Dollar will never come down to N350
6. Boko Haram and banditry will not end. Instead, a new insurgent group will emerge
7. Anchor borrowers scheme will never reach the real farmers in the villages of Nigeria
8. You will never be a big name in your career if you don't live the so called big cities.
9. And many other Nigerian problems

This country has been damaged beyond repair. The foundation of this country is so faulty. From the amalgamation, to the coup and counter coups. The only way out for us now is to break up this contraption. Those campaigning for Tinubu, Atiku, etc are only doing so because they will eat from the national cake once their candidates win. You need to live in Abuja to see what these guys and their families do with the resources of this country.

if you don't know someone that knows someone that knows one of the leading candidates, don't campaign or vote for any one of them, no matter what the person is promising. Because by doing so, you're using your hands to choose your oppressors. Leave their friends and families to vote for them.

Because whether we like it or not, the country is gone.
Your username negates everything you wrote, Nigeria is gone but I believe even dry bones can rise again, time reveals all

Keep hope alive
Christianity EtcRe: 99% Of Human Beings Are Going To Hell - Mummy G.O (Video) by DAVE5(m): 10:23pm On Jan 23, 2022
November24:
Show me in the bible.
Child of the devil
You suddenly know who is the child of the devil and who’s not

I’m guessing you assume you’re a child of God?
PropertiesRe: World's Second Tallest Building Is Now Complete In Malaysia (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 8:07pm On Jan 23, 2022
petaling:
Ipob is the reason why Nigeria can't have one
So true, ipob is the reason there’s boko haram healing the northerners too
PropertiesRe: World's Second Tallest Building Is Now Complete In Malaysia (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 8:05pm On Jan 23, 2022
Naija still dey decide on restoring grazing routes or not
PoliticsRe: Should Swiss Woman, Nwanyiocha Be Made A Commissioner In Anambra? by DAVE5(m): 5:27pm On Jan 23, 2022
Emyzoloye5:
Wat does she know about our cultures and tourism

Mtchew!
what good has our culture and tourism done for us as a country in general?


She is eligible as any other person in that state
PoliticsRe: Zamfara: Bandits Rape Our Wives, Daughters For Failing To Pay N2m Levy by DAVE5(m): 10:19am On Jan 23, 2022
HedwigesMaduro:
And you buy the weapon with...?
You sir are a wise man
PoliticsRe: Zamfara: Bandits Rape Our Wives, Daughters For Failing To Pay N2m Levy by DAVE5(m): 10:16am On Jan 23, 2022
Illuminatiship:
The reward you get when you buy a lion as a pet..
We didn’t just buy a Lion, Nigeria bought a dragon and expected it act like a cat and it’s been spitting fire and brimstone on us, and we’re about to buy demon to take the dragon’s seat

God help us
PoliticsRe: Lagos Warns Commercial Drivers Against Fare Increase Over ₦800 Govt Levy by DAVE5(m): 10:10am On Jan 23, 2022
PeaceJoyLove:
Honestly, I find it extremely hard to believe how commercial bus drivers survive with the levies. Though, I keep writing Tinubu and his sharks generated funds in Lagos, but this is a point I so much dislike him, and it is the reason the prayers of those against him will come to pass. He is just making everything hard. In markets, parks, and other public places, he just keeps adding more fees, fines, and craz.y ways of extorting Lagosians. Seriously speaking, this is wrong. I just wish someone who is competent can come up. But it is just sad Nigeria isn't a high intellectual human capital. Most are not smart and are easily controlled. No good person will get to a public seat easily. Only terrible and thieves always get there. And same people who complain of hunger are the same who vote for their oppressors. It always beat my imagination.

I have been bashing ibos not because I hate them, but to make them get serious and face this issue squarely. I wish they can just bring on board a good person. Really, we dont need a politician, but a technocrat who is also brutal. We need to erect mobile courts everywhere to send people to jail fast. Of course, we must invest in jails with the mindset of converting them to commercial centers later cos crime will eventually decrease and the structures cannot be idle. As in we need prisons in even every local govt...just do rubbish, and you are in jail. And those jails must be for reorientating and reeducating people. Places where they learn new skills. I want to see computerized jails. We let them even know their rights and teach them how to vote. Even, those old people should be sent to jails. It wont be like real jails, but places where people are made to start thinking like normal people.

What am I saying? There will be massive people who will submit themselves willing to go to such jails. I have this vision. Seriously, yes.

If these bus drivers are normal people, they can fight this battle well. But they arent all normal. They are terrible disgusting peoole, and it is why Tinubu and his boys can use them anyhow. Same with market people. Seriously, if just 10% of bus drivers in Lagos put together just one day levy of N3,000 each and pay a good lawyer, they will win so many cases on ground. But they are all terrible people themselves. At times, I don't pity them cos if you had had encounter with them, you will know. As a matter of fact, I do not use those means of transport anymore, and I dont even drive in Lagos. The traffic is too craz.y to think of it. I will rather use Uber or BRT (Lagos State government official transport system).

If you try to organize these touts called bus drivers to fight government, they are the same who will back-stab you. So, I dont pity them at all.

And truly, cos of that N800 increment, they will hype transport fare. Seriously, let me tell you the truth. Those bus drivers are always praying for such fees increment so they can use it as excuses to charge craz.y fees. Lol. When I was young, I used to take those buses from my high school to my house. Mehn! I so much hated them. Bless my parents who used to take me in comfortable car in the mornings. But returning home is a heck of pain. Where uber in those days? Lol. I had to do everything in me to not have prejudice against those hooligans called drivers and conductors. If I mention my high school, I know more than 80% of matured ppl here will know it cos it was very popular in those days, and still has such a high standard.

We need to start building special mobile "sharp sharp" courts and reorientational jails to save us from corrupt politicians in public officials and hooligans on our roads

Anyway. We mooooveeeee!
Sadly, in your own words “ But it is just sad Nigeria isn't a high intellectual human capital” so all you said might take a billion years to manifest in this country, if we put time as a consideration but if not, it is 99.9% impossible


99.9% of Nigerians lack foresight
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Secures Jaruma’s Arrest (Photo) by DAVE5(m):
oilmane:
U sure say na she b that? This person worwor nor b small o, it is well sha.
The worwor no be here ohh, I probably haven’t sat down to notice her pictures in the past but I usually pictured her in my head as a fine Hausa girl that sells those sex things

E be things
CelebritiesRe: Ned Nwoko Secures Jaruma’s Arrest (Photo) by DAVE5(m): 10:03am On Jan 22, 2022
FuckDModz:
So this fraudulent bat can be arrested.
Wawu...
Fraudulent bathuhhuh?

Wtf did she do to you nah ehn grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CelebritiesRe: Arnold Schwarzenegger Involved In Accident, Badly Injuring Female Driver(Pics) by DAVE5(m): 9:52am On Jan 22, 2022
Explorers:
Law enforcement say they believe the accident was the fault of the Terminator actor, who was attempting to make a left turn but did not wait for a left-turn arrow at the intersection of Sunset and Allenford Avenue.


Ex-governor of a State arguing with ordinary citizens and giving statement to the police while standing at the crash site.

Police even blamed him already.

In some countries now, they would have flogged and detained the driver, occupants and passerbys.
“In some countries?”
Say Nigeria with your full chest nah, even buhari no fit beat you if you talk am
RomanceRe: Should I Accept My Sister's Husbands Marriage Proposal? by DAVE5(m): 9:28am On Jan 22, 2022
NovesaTillie:
Please I need only matured minds on this.
It's a serious matter.

My elder sister and her husband were married for 5 years and separated November last year but not divorced yet, though the families have been trying to reconcile them to come back together but my sister's husband has been adamant about it.

I noticed that ever since his separation from my sister he started visiting my place and now it has become frequent. I allowed it because I see him as a brother but now I am starting to really enjoy his company. He has been helping me out with stuffs and still maintains his kindness towards my parents.

He proposed marriage to me yesterday and I have been confused. I will be 30 by February 2nd.
Should I accept his proposal?
There are over 1 billion unmarried men on this earth and you chose to grow feelings for your own sister’s ex husband (of 2 months for that matter)

How did you come to have feelings at all cos my brain can’t process that statement

what if you were the sister that got divorced and your sister tells you your ex-husband has been visiting her and even helping her with stuffs but still being adamant about getting back with you after your families have put in their time to make it work again?

Even if the man can stoop so low, must you follow suit?
BusinessRe: CBN To Implement E-Invoice For Importers, Exporters From February 1 by DAVE5(m): 9:14am On Jan 22, 2022
omonla10:
Omooo.. This will reduce bribes at port by over 80%
You wish

Time reveals all
PoliticsRe: Pictures Of Northern Governors With Musa Kamarawa, Turji's Associate Raise Dust by DAVE5(m): 7:32am On Jan 21, 2022
KanoFirstSon:
Pdp governors and politicians are the major financiers of terrorism,banditry,ipob. They want chaos in the country so that they can rule again
So why is buhari soft handed with the terrorists, is he also a pdp supporter?

Think with your brain man
PoliticsRe: 2023: Photos Of Tinubu Plantain Chips by DAVE5(m): 7:05am On Jan 21, 2022
Odetokun3:
how did we get to this point?
Where people are using plantain chips and recharge card to campaign right?

That’s all we are worth to them nah, that’s why when they hold power they act like gods since they know we are all worth nothing in the country

E don be for us ohh
PoliticsRe: INEC’s Current PVCs Have Expired – Tinubu by DAVE5(m): 7:47pm On Jan 19, 2022
Anigreat:
shocked


Oga your own too much, go and put your ass one place and stay..no sensible Nigeria will vote a thief like you. Nigeria is not Lagos state that you loot dry. Common get out here. Rubbish.
The sad truth is that Nigerians are very very gullible and the bastard could be the next president, it’s sad

Any time I think about it, my heart bleeds, Nigeria is irredeemable
RomanceRe: If You Are Looking For A Wife, Come & Marry Me - Nigerian Lady (Photos) by DAVE5(m): 9:37am On Jan 19, 2022
Rickmann:
It's difficult o
Most men just want to hit and run in the end no matter the qualities you possess as a lady
When a man finds what is worth keeping, he won’t let go, he’s rather keep and continue doing sarewagba outside

So it begs the question of why she didn’t find a man all the while or better still why a man didn’t find her good enough for keeps
PoliticsRe: Matawalle: Why Banditry Will Not End Soon by DAVE5(m): 8:33pm On Jan 17, 2022
Hammyaladin:
please what's the story behind the next picturehuh? I'd love to know
I’m just as curious as you about the story behind the second picture to be precise
CrimeRe: Soldiers Beat Man, Sixtus Terfa Akure To Death In Benue (photos) by DAVE5(m): 10:06pm On Jan 16, 2022
KillIgbohoN0W:
His surname is Afonja and it attracted the beating.
Moral of this story: Flee from Afonja


RIP to the innocent man
May our names not land us in trouble IJN
You're a heartless animal, may God help you
PoliticsRe: ISWAP Attacks Nigerian Army University, Biu. Kills Two Employees (Video) by DAVE5(m): 10:56am On Jan 15, 2022
Oladipo1166:
I thought the school is owned by the nigeria army

If they can't secure their own property how will they secure our lives and properties?
You still assume the Nigerian army is out to protect your life and property?

I’m shocked ohh
PoliticsRe: Fake Army General Arrested By EFCC Reportedly Shot At #EndSars Protesters by DAVE5(m): 12:48am On Jan 14, 2022
luizpippo:
Well, since he shot at EndSars protesters who wanted a regime change, I can confidently tell you that has given him an advantage in the eyes of this regime so he is going free.
No, you aren’t reading the game right sir

Next year is election
They’ve just unblocked twitter even after the conditions haven’t been met
Tinubu declared his candidacy
Lagos was where the shooting of endsars protesters went down in broad daylight
They make him a scape goat
They win trust from idiots and zombies


I don’t think I have to continue
PoliticsRe: Companies, Government Agencies And Officials Return To Twitter As Ban Is Lifted by DAVE5(m): 8:07am On Jan 13, 2022
bcomputer101:
Twitter should please pardon us till 2023 when the mistake we made in 2015 will be corrected.






What Buhari cannot destroy doesn't exist.
Buhari is a mistake that shouldn't reapeat itself again.
That mistake wants to contest in the person of “Lagos landlord”
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React As Tinubu Informs Buhari Of His Presidential Ambition In 2023 by DAVE5(m): 8:51pm On Jan 11, 2022
drlateef:
Where is this your Biafra country? What’s the land mass? What’s the population of igbos? Las las you will all run out of the tight suffocating enclave begging for visa to come to Lagos. Many of you do not think. Where is the land mass for the so called Biafra?
***Smiles***
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React As Tinubu Informs Buhari Of His Presidential Ambition In 2023 by DAVE5(m): 8:04pm On Jan 11, 2022
drlateef:
Okay, you didn’t hear the radio message of Kanu to his foot soldiers? Where were you? And who told you Tinubu owns Lagos?
You don’t know who owns Lagos?

Wow, I’m surprised cos I was assuming you’re very knowledgeable in the matters of Nigeria

It was Biafra boys that looted the oba’s palace where dollars was found inside a coffin, it was Biafra boys that took his staff, it was Biafra boys that stole all the palliatives in store houses, some of which were also discovered in his palace, it’s Biafra boys killing people up north, it’s Biafra boys that formed a gang called “one million boys” that were raiding Lagos through the whole covid stay at home period, it was Biafra boys that organized the louts that were causing havoc, it’s Biafra that spoilt Nigeria to the extent we find ourselves, I told you I’m not into tribalism stuffs man, don’t bring that here if you don’t have something concrete against ibos

Since we hate ibos so much, let’s be brave enough to allow them have their country and let them suffer their sufferings alone
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React As Tinubu Informs Buhari Of His Presidential Ambition In 2023 by DAVE5(m): 2:35pm On Jan 11, 2022
drlateef:
Did Tinubu create the chaos? Was he not a victim of the chaos ? Was TVC not burnt? Was Lagos not destroyed by Biafra miscreants?
I’m guessing it’s an open secret that he is the supposed owner of Lagos and dictates what goes on in and around Lagos assists

When you speak of Biafra causing the chaos in Lagos, it shows you’re not well grounded on what’s happening, think deep man, I don’t like delving into tribalism
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React As Tinubu Informs Buhari Of His Presidential Ambition In 2023 by DAVE5(m): 1:32pm On Jan 11, 2022
drlateef:
This is not a game. It’s a matter of who is more perfect in speech? And perfection of speech does not even translate to good leadership. We have had terrible orators like Hitler in history.
Tinubu in my understanding of what value of lives and livelihoods is and stands for, is not a worthy person to handle the position of president, not now, not ever, not even after the chaos Nigerians have been through under the leadership of this slowpoke we have now

Maybe you’re a beneficiary to the chaos in Nigeria, otherwise you would know he means no good for Nigeria
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React As Tinubu Informs Buhari Of His Presidential Ambition In 2023 by DAVE5(m): 1:22pm On Jan 11, 2022
drlateef:
Bring any of your own leadership prospects and I will bring their gaffs to you. Donald Trump made worse gaffs, yet he led America.
I like this game; shifting goal post, next we’ll play your thief is better than mine, right?

Leadership is more than games, peoples lives and livelihoods are usually on the line which these old men have no value for

What do I know
PoliticsRe: Nigerians React As Tinubu Informs Buhari Of His Presidential Ambition In 2023 by DAVE5(m): 11:04am On Jan 11, 2022
drlateef:
Why don’t you pull out your video of his incoherent statements? You think we are gullible like you? Do you think you are the only one with cerebral grey matter?
You really aren’t wise, are you?

FamilyRe: Married Men With Experience, Please I Need Your Help. by DAVE5(m): 10:56am On Jan 11, 2022
Hmmnn
FamilyRe: Married Men With Experience, Please I Need Your Help. by DAVE5(m): 10:56am On Jan 11, 2022
NovesaTillie:
You married a slay queen like me and you want her to be a full wife Material undecided

You don't have many options now than to make do with the content in the package you came home with.
It’s sad that a lot of Nigerian men are in this “predicament” you just opened our eyes to
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Removes Friday As A Working Day To Enable Workers Do Other Things by DAVE5(m): 10:53am On Jan 11, 2022
I read the news, I smiled, rolled my toothpick in my mouth well well, then my heart went sad, I fuckíng share this same physical landmass called Nigeria with this same idiot

Pathetic, Nigeria is doomed

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