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Oh my! What's this matter cause me for trouble!

Job interview for teacher

Interviewer: Ah ah! So what is the plural of you?
Teacher : You too!

ehen!

past tense of go nko?
- gone!

Well done!
-thank you.

Nobody read more than me, truout last week in this class I am here.

Yes, earlier on, one two woman come to ask of your whereabout.

This school want to kill us! they are just giving us testes and testes!

Oga nah What I do?
What I do?

A few years ago, a girl who was working for my dad at the time asked my sister to tell me to barb my hair, but she got it all wrong. Here's what she said:


Wayoooooo! Nice intro sha!

hugz

at times he would hit me and will hail himself saying UKU NANA, HEAVY ARTILERRY,O TA blah blah blah, ota chewing gum. he had fun being Mr Macho and i took all his bullshit and at the end i get punched in the face, so girls if you are dating an igbo guy, keep your fingers crossed and wait for the OLD WOMAN IN THE DREAM TO COME VISITING, truthfully.YES they are thE worst

o boy! I no fit laf o!

No be nurse the topic dey talk about? which one be policewoman again?

Quickies are the order of the day? These children don spoil finish ooooooo!

high-risk!

Anything is possible! She must have changed b/4 or after meeting your friend for the better.
But if she still goes around being paid for sex while dating your friend, then advise him. Life no get duplicate o!

Oroboh no bad o!

8 pages! Nairalanders una funny o!
Na see that post for romance thread lib. wey one DIG-S post for there; una just look am pass abi una dey fear post for inside?

I think many of them prefer bad boys so as to get excuse do all the nonsense wey they ma sef wan do.
When im talk, they go say you nko?

We have to do somtin bout this 419 trend!

This is one company insulting a whole country because they think the citizens cannot even stay together in peace; and the people of the government are just a bunch of no-gooders who only know how to steal and loot currencies that they and their forefathers have never seen.

For us to further add more insults to ourselves, our minister just dey talk wetin I no know; dey demand for apology. A Federal Republic dey demand apology from one privately-owned company after serious worldwide accusation and insult. They for even arrange official visit go sony for reconciliation talks.
Make one Nigerian company or even the federal govt. try that kin stunt see wetin go happen!
And I sure say dem go still form on top even if they go apologise.

Were you looking for support and encouragement when you posted this?

Real and Complete women do not cheat on "Good Guys" and vice versa.

Unfortunately, some individuals with their already spoiled minds believe (or deceive themselves) that nobody from the opposite sex is loyal and selfless.

The simple truth whether anyone likes to hear it or not is that healthcare is a very crucial sector in any society, and in where reasonable people are,
they acknowledge the importance of quality healthcare provision for everyone in the society. Those asking why doctors go on strike - Ask yourselves why most Nigerian doctors who finish medical school from privileged homes, and even some who go on and hustle by various means to go out of the country to work in India, Kenya, South Africa, even Ghana, Cuba, eastern European countries. Is it that they do not carry out our Nigerian so-called "Humanitarian Services" in these places?
I believe doctors in this country have tried. I have seen senior health workers who worked to the last drop of their sweat for government establishments and retired, having nothing to show for 7-8 years of university (normal duration for medicine in Nigeria), 1-2 years of internship, 4-5 years of residency, then beginning to be regarded as a full doctor/nurse, then worked with all their hearts for the government for at least 20 years.
Consider the time frame and age of these individuals by time they think of settling down, look at the salary please, these are also people who have aspirations and ambitions to accomplish some things in their lives outside working in hospital. They are not machines who you give maintenance fee (feeding money) every month.
Average pay of doctors is about 100k. Look at the nature of the job and also look at the general economic situation.
My friend, this is someone you expected to give 100% attention and the best of his ability to your daughter and have nothing else in his mind while doing so. Be sincere with yourself, with that pay, working condition, how possible is it in Nigeria?
To render the sort of humanitarian services you're talking about from someone who 1) doesn't have time for himself (except when there was strike and he was holding nurse's hand),   2) thinks of feeding his family    3) juniors school fees      4) no time for any other sort of business to help buffer that nonsense they are paid except private practice,  wait I bet if it was 2am in the morning and you went to the hospital, you would have expected to meet a doctor there to deliver perfect service to your daughter.  Please do not say they are paid for it , with 100k per month!
And this same individual has to report to work 8 am in the morning! 
The simple truth is at least let these people be compensated for their sacrifices and efforts they put into the profession in this country.
Nigerians like to shout "Humanitarian Service". Humanitarian service has no age limit or job boundary! Everybody can and is obliged to carry out humanitarian services, it is not restricted to a group of people! When anyone feels "Humanitarian Service" is not being rendered as it should be,
such individual should please kindly go for medical training and come out and deliver it perfectly.

Hello Kharis,
Man, this is a great effort you've done here!
Pls can you confirm that land in Gwagwalada - 16.773 hectares for 20m??

Need a large piece of land for a housing estate in Abuja.

Thanks.

Is nursing a hot job in Naija?

Me I no understand this Nairaland o!
This Uju girl's orientation is out of place but the only reply I see from over 90per cent of ladies here is the guys replying the post are broke, and you ladies are the nairaland babes
And I don't know what you expect the 'wealthy guys' to be doing now, jumping up?