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I need funny moments from Saliba and Gabu. I cant wait. Im calm and yet still can't believe the day i dreamed of is right here. Oh my!!!

From Equal points

To 2 points ahead


To 4 points ahead

To 7points!!!

Unai Emery is rude.


Like I've said, we need to best City at their momentum. That's what we did. April Scare by that was overturned las las.


Noisy Neighbours coach get plenty work to do.

Chelsea must win and pray man u helps them. They also need Bournemouth help

10th loun loun. See as Sunderland dey treat World champions like championship team😆😆😆😆

mostob:
Xabi might be able to persuade them to stay.

On Arsenal attack, I think it's more of combination, availability and skill set issue. Also, most of pur forwards just dey lose form.
When we're blowing teams away, Saka, Martinelli and Xhaka were on top of their games. We're moving fast and rapid.

I can also attribute our recent football model to nerves. It's difficult when you're trying to win something after 22 years. Now that we have bagged it, the players should be able to relax and be more expressive on the pitch.

Nothing go too sweet pass the near zero of backpasses. We used it to create spaces but now we've gotten what we desired, we should reserve for more technical teams and unleashed the avatar state on them all

mostob:
Na dem sabi.... I just need Gyokeres to recreate that sporting video tomorrow.

👌🏾🗣️🗣️🗣️

mostob:
I really don't want to sound complacent or overconfidence.

Coming second thrice in a row had a lot to do with us more than our rival. It's just as if we like pressing self destruct button when it is time to go all the way.

In view of this, I don't think we should have any issue competing next season.

Maresca? League is a marathon and most of the core of Pep's city are no longer there. It'll be worse if there are key outgoings for them.

Xabi Alonso? The actual rival IMO. The only thing that might limit him next season is definitely going to be squad depth. If Chelsea doesn't make Europe, it might help them sha.

Carrick? Same issue as Xabi. Squad depth.

Liverpool? Arne Slot is more interested in what goes on in another club than how he's going to improve his team. Also, with Salah leaving, their attack just lose a leg out of two.

All in all, let's focus on ourselves. Arteta is setting a standard and he must work harder to meet and exceed this standard. He should have learn his lessons by now. No more experiments and yeye substitutions. And most importantly, he has Andrea Berta and not that Mr. Chef.

Well said.

I doubt Palmer will remain in Chelsea sha. That club go need rebuild afresh cos the exit for 5 key starters is assureɗ, esp if no Europe spot


Na cos of Berta go cook na why i dont see much of a rivalry. I hope we modifiy the zerbi+flick+pep combo that Arteta used and get back tha 2022/23 fluid flow, especially with better personnel on ground. That system was brain buster until injuries.

mostob:
I think Arsenal fans go do theirs too. Bosses wey dey wear jerseys to work on weekdays con dey buy lunch for people ontop Arsenal matter. We go do parade o. 😁

Bosses are already causing wahala with it. I wonder how Dangote office go be as na Arsenal fan. One man stand for table and changed wifi password 😂😂😂

Another babe rock jersey on jean and brought jersey for her unaffiliated female boss. That one rock am asif she be Gunners😆


E go too sweet to see Saka and Eze in Lagos sha.

mostob:
Anyway anyhow, make the trophy just come home. Whether na Martinelli or Eze or Merino score. 😁😁

Even if na Raya, I no mind.
BTW, make palace fans just do normal and comot stadium on time tomorrow.

About 24 hours to Arsenal coronation at the Palace. Yessss!!!

😂😂😂😂😂😂

One game left and they don dey mock Gyokores who is on 14goals, forgetting that many winners had goalscorers with less than 16goals since 1992.

Palace suppose chop 4. My own na make they no injure any key player. Infact that Calafiori dey fear me.

mostob:
I should have gotten mine since but no time to go buy physically. And i no wan order online make dem no go deliver substandard jersey for me.

Adidas don add crop top to their collections. Ladies go too rush am. 🤣🤣
With that their high waist jeans.

You wan do parade for Lagos? Na to do cluster parades o cos Lagos is too jam packed. From Marina to Ikorodu. Another cluster go dey Ikeja Berger axis. Got to be on a Sunday though if not traffic fit spoil am.

Chelsea and Man U don too do parade for Lagos na. No be today. Remember Man U parade with Rooney, Rio Ferdinand and co? Jam packed.

mostob:
Merino is fit and ready to make the squad according to HOA.

I say give him 20 minutes against Palace. I need him to practise his jumps because that header from corner to win it for Arsenal against PSG will be so orgasmic

Merino goal will be sweet.
Eze banger will be sweeter
Gyokores shot goal will vibrate nerves

But none will be stuck in memories like the Martinelli trademark lone run goal

PSG pressing for a goal hard and suddenly Saliba heads the ball out and Rice chips the ball to an already running Martinelli. Goes past one and two and onrushing keepeer is passed 30yrs out. He looks back, noisy gunners from the stands, arms stretched out in jubilation before he buries the goal that seals the prestigious UCL trophy in Budapest, Peter Drury adding poetic justice to the fiery and emotional atmosphere

iamoyindamola:
Next season go sweet now that apari is no more there
Young managers full everywhere now I want Spuds to stay up because of de zerbi
If there is any justice arteta suppose win the next 2 epl titles

Only Maresca go give Arteta problems. Why? He's taking over a built solid team. He's been here before. His philosophy is cool for epl football.


But Arsenal will be super busy in the summer window and that alone is going to make it hard for Carrick in bs first full season to dare challenge Arteta for title. He will first have to come close b2b. Alonso go gats settle and rebuild fes. Emery? No guarantee but guy dey switch on and off. If Arteta no turn those 3 2nds to 3 1st ehn.

Quadruple still on point

Epl✅
UCL ⌛
Uefa Super cup ⌛
Club World Cup ⌛⌛


4 Trophies won fit turn 7 trophies soon in 7years.

iamoyindamola:
David ornstein posted this as the tots

Me can't wait to hve attackers steady in fiture TOTs. Saliba and Gabu don too enter most TOTs since they arrived. But one man u and Chelsea fan from Enugu go wan believe say na Raya dey save them when their own Butcher wey dey Chalobah for Tosin never good pass Mosquera 😂

mostob:
Omo.. Arsenal jerseys are sold out.

I don enter Idumota go buy Aba made jare. I believe it'll do.

Me enter Oshodi since March go buy my own for my guy's outlet. Naim i go rock on Sunday. Many fans denounced Arsenal since wenger left, they're now all coming back when the going is good. Especially those elderlies. 😂

Ladies sef dey famz too. Many get correct football knowledge sha.

Make person use connection to make Arsenal tour Lagos abeg. Make everywhere dey vibrate with North London forever from Ikeja to Lekki to Badagry😂😂
Everywhere go redddddd

Kbs468:
Imagine! And they always crucify us of not winning for 22 years ooo

Na cos we no get time to dig history. New era don dey. Make we see how they go repeat Abrahamovic and Mou era again. 😂

iamoyindamola:
Alhamdulilah for progress

Sweet to behold


Also tells a story of how agenda don take over football since COVID.

Fkforyou:
Lmao!! That Bald Fraud is still talking about Arsenals' style of play and how they won the league.

He can't help himself.

He would rather talk about Arsenal than address his teams performance this season.

Him go dey alright!.

No mind am. Sleepless night for him till Sunday game. Make Villa no kon compound am double.

Two rows of no interruptions.

Pheww!!!

Nobody go even realize say na that period key injuries kon dey increase.

Kbs468:
Yes I quite agree that the UNFORGETABLES is correct paraventure we win CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

What an atmosphere Sunday will be. And that night too.

Meanwhile, those noisy neighbours.....

The Cannon, The Castle, The Palace


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All of you submit as inspiration sweet your belle😀😀🗣️🗣️

folake4u:
You're welcome 🤗.

Na only my wicked laugh I fit give you, unlimited supply, ma worry.

No o. That bottle gats dey.

politicoNG:
https://x.com/i/status/2056833488641302622

Op, add the official Arsenal thread link pls


https://www.nairaland.com/810639/arsenal-fans-thread-red-white

When i get older
I wil be stronger
They'll call me freedom
Just like a waving flag


Arsenal are Champions
Stand up for the champions
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!! 🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

When dem dey use Gyokores do that waving flag advert with Norgaard and caldentey, he dey frown hard like dem force am to wave flag



Few days later, we are seeing a childish, exhilarating Gyokores dancing with Saliba, Calafiori and Odegaard, chanting Knaan's Waving Flag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

folake4u:
Congratulations 🎉 Dave.

Thank baby girl 😍😘😘😘

You owe me three 🍾🍾🍾
1m in my aza
And one wicked laugh i go use as background music for video i dey cook.

iamoyindamola:
Is this real
Why are out early

The Arsenal squad arriving at the Emirates Stadium early this morning 😅 ❤️ pic.twitter.com/PzBJp9krwb

— DailyAFC (@DailyAFC) May 20, 2026

When did they sleep? Omo!!!

mostob:
What if Raya plays 60 minutes while Kepa comes in.
I want Kepa to come in because of that fall Raya had against Burnley. I no wan risk him.

Arteta no go wan risk am. 🤣


Norgaard
Salmon
Zubimendi
Kepa

Make they even start sef. 😂


But that 20th sheet. If Raya pester Arteta sha....

daveP:
My guy said Raya won't get 20th sheet cos


City will slip to Bournemouth and we will win the league tomorrow and hence, Kepa will have to keep vs Palace so Raya is fit for PSG😂😂😂


I never thought a Gunner will reason like this but this still sweet😂😂😂😂

Just as predicted.😎😎

iamoyindamola:
Means the op deactivated even scummies thread too have nobody as creator

That thing no sweet to see sha.

iamoyindamola:
You guys are over celebrating don't break legs o especially calafiori

just look at that Westlife bandana boy on black.

BlueRayDick:
Gabriel and Saliba + Raya conceded only 26 goals ; the least in the league this season.

These two guys are rocks!

for context, the defending champions pair of Van Dijk and Konate conceded 52, twice as many as Gabriel and Saliba.

World Champions can't even come out. They made hate watching the new norm never seen before. They're now the bottlers officially. Potatoes will potate.
🫣😇😇😇😇🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


I imagine how the Lagos and Kogi Parade go kon be this weekend.


Everyone go wear an Arsenal jersey. Nasiru say e go gather boys to rock Jersey go Pastor Dolapo church😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Oh My

My beloved Arsenal Are Champions of England

We are EPL CHAMPIONS!!!!


YIIKKKKKKEEEEEESSSSSSSSS


Yaaaoouuuuuh!!!


All or Nothing ends in All!!

Congratulations to The Arsenal


The leg work and dancing tonight don make me sweat wetin no good.


Mikel Arteta becomes the first EPL player to win the EPL title as a Manager!!!


The Elephant sits comfortably at the lonely top. Over to the bitter rivals to now address the Elephant in the room the proper way


Champions of England!!!

iamoyindamola:
Nah
Starting all over will make the thread lose it credibility and no fun in it
The thread is there through highs and lows, funny thing those who started the thread are not active or here again.
Its like arsenal starting a new beginning with new players and everything

The "created by Nobody" irks me that's why i suggested that too. Though it's mainly for new beginnings. 😅😎😎