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After we lift this trophy, let's open a new Sports thread for fresh beginnings.




This one don too try.


Let's buy that goalscorer.

Goldrosewine:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eg6JbKaBN-E

So I noticed in my last post, that a lot of guys just find it hard to believe I am literally a girl Nairalander that enjoys football, even politics.

In my last posts you'd see guys saying things like she's a scam, a girl can't do that, she's most active in male sections bla bla bla and that's actually why I am posting this in crime section because misogynistic men like that are just ruining my brand here on Nairaland, making it seem like this is only a forum for men.

Some believe my pictures are fabricated🥲 I actually take that as a compliment though.


When they send their privates to you and you block or ignore them they start calling you a scam smh

GoldRose🍷 RoseGold🍷

If only Miss Nairaland was still a thing....🙌🏾🙌🏾

My guy said Raya won't get 20th sheet cos


City will slip to Bournemouth and we will win the league tomorrow and hence, Kepa will have to keep vs Palace so Raya is fit for PSG😂😂😂


I never thought a Gunner will reason like this but this still sweet😂😂😂😂

BlueRayDick:
I believe if Merino was available, all those matches we lost or draw while man city were slipping we would've gotten wins out of them courtesy Merino's clutch moments.

He is the player I miss the most in this team followed by Timber.

Im not his fan actually but i can't but admit there were moments that as i saw them, i wished Merino was in the line up. Na Timber i miss pass.

BlueRayDick:
Funnily Burnley didn't have any shot on target in this match o, they didn't even force Raya to make one single shot.

We played them from start to finish. But the near-success trauma of the past is what is making most fans online panic.

For this side, na zero panic! 💯

That Raya injury scare fear me pass all the moment burnley attacked sef. Ehnnn. When ucl final is near. Omo i kon dey imagine Kepa vs PSG and my chest hol me o. Thank God he's okay. A massage should do the trick.


That camera man wey go zoom in on Ben White as he dey toast woman no well. The lady just dey laught dey laugh. Bad boy! 😂

Merino injury really pain am. I hope he uses the pain to go crazy against opponents next season sha

Congratulations to Arsenal. These guys didn't have a plan. But what unsettled me was how fluid they moved further up the pitch like say nobody dey. Kai scare with that red card moment. Guy chooses the dumbest of times to be tackling. The one e suppose tackle for, he no go put body. Trossard trivela passes kon be like +2 for hin performance. 😂


Final whistle don blow

We lead by 5points.


Andoni Iraola, over to you or we do it our own way

Leyqute:
Wey all of una fall for pitch? One would think you’d win the league that season 😀

Villa and Spurs looked and said NO way that year. Southampton too spoil work.

The Maresca announcement is dependent on this Burnley game😆

Leyqute:
Years back? You lost to Bournemouth in April. That’s just last month.

You know the game pass me ke? You remember Nelson 100th minute goal so? 😇

iamoyindamola:
That's why eze should be off for MLS

That kid go make Rice enjoy jellof

Wetin Burnley play for sef?

The goal sweet.
This is a game without a point man and despite the choke in middle, we have trouble recovering the ball if it's not Declan Rice doing the stopping 🤦🏽‍♂️


Trossard is not getting service despite his cool runs. Martinelli go make this baba Walker to Run o.


Years back, Bournemouth almost denied us a chance at the title. Now if they draw City tomorrow, they'll hand it to us easy. Can Arteta childhood padi do us this favor while we do ours tonight?

We, the Arsenal, are winning today!!

IZUKWU:
we have three players sublisted for POTY award

This is between Raya and Gabu. The WESTHAM game will tilt attention from Arsenal fans to Raya more. Rival fans hate Raya cos the moment feels like ojoro to them. 😝😝
So they'll vote Bruno mostly

ebubeson:
As a man, say the truth from your heart, which of these ladies will you rush to marry quickly.

(A) Virgin, Very Beautiful, Average Character, Low Intelligence .

(B) Average Character, Non-virgin, Average Intelligent, Very Beautiful

(C) Good Character, Average Beauty, Virgin, Average Intelligence.

(D) Good Character, Non-Virgin, High Intelligence, Average Beauty.

(E) Average Character, Average Beauty, Virgin, Average Intelligence.

(F) Good Character, Non-Virgin, Average Intellegence, Very Beautiful

File photo:: Google Image

Lol. The options are deliberately rigged already. How come none of the Options with Virgin have High intelligence beside them? 😆😆😆😆😆🤦🏽‍♂️

Leyqute:
Villa will be useless. Bournemouth will be your helper.

Let's see if Andoni helps. That Palace game looked like They were uninterested in playing against City. Smh

BlueRayDick:
Exactly. We get our 6 points and clinch the title without having to rely on any of these useless teams doing us a favor ; that's all we need to do.

They want to play the GD game so its up to us to end that one next game

Powerbandooo:
Flare was common in early 2000s and late 1990s
Life was good then

Rita Dominic, Omotola and Ini Edo🤣🤣🤣🤣

I just want the way we played Westham repeat ve Burnley.


Brush 4 past these guys for all i care. Infact since Dowman can get key fouls, he should play too. That ease with which the hammer entered our box should be the last of the season, i no wan hear any excuse come weekend.

City are chasing well. Let's get ahead weller. Infact i no wan rely on Bournemouth or Villa again sef. Let's just get 6points abeg.

How was conflict tackled in the home you grew up as a child?
How did your elder siblings or relatives face confrontation?

What was your first fight in school like, the kind you don't report at home and you nurse your first injury till they later found out.


Lastly, the environment you grew up in, did you run from fights like on playground with peer groups?


While Talking has it's own purposes, realize that bullies will invest focus on your son and you have to avoid that repeat for his own benefit. Else he's honna crawl into a shell. If possible train him for defense and run. That injury is enough to start this process

Fkforyou:
Bro!!!

When my wife gave birth, all my friends, I mean all of them, insisted that my son will not be an Arsenal fan as per them get stake in my sons' life.

Me sha, I won't mind any club he decides to play for, especially Madrid.

But that Sundays match, was tensed men! I could feel my BP rising.

As they score back i stand up i wan comot. Commentator made me pause. Dem de review am. I no fes see say dem pull Raya sef. Na that hand on neck i see. I go fight saliba one day sha. Chest pumping 😝😝

Start dey make the ball their fave toy o. Lol.

mostob:
That guy dey play big man football. He's one of the team X-factor for God's sake. Just dey act nonchalant. That's the rubbish his friend is doing at Bayern too.

Na true o. That ego thing dey most of them wey comot Crystal Palace. Their forwards. Omo😂

Olise own dey do like humility sometimes. I no dey swallow that narrative. But Enrique and his video analysts are tight as glue mehn. Cos....


Make Eze sha gbera. We need one screamer from him. Then Martinelli can do his solo run to go score and wrap it all up in the dying minute. E go too sweet.

iamoyindamola:
Trossard goal will be remembered because it's the goal that will eventually win us the title
I read apari is planning to rest players because of fa cup final, no wonder he supported West ham because that's his last hope

Chelsea fans full our viewing centre. They jubilated the Westham goal asif na the goal that will make them play Uefa next season. Their season is so sad they have to look for happiness elsewhere 😝😝😝😝

I agree for the Trossard one. Especially with how many games left

Roland17:
Naaaaa...Yesterday's nearly off me. I was sweating, I can't remember the last time I sat down watching our match.

Nelson's moment was just one, the goal..Yesterday's had Raya's incredible save, Trossard scoring and then Gabu's block before the VAR!

That was too much suffering for 3 points.

My guy squeeze me for hug. I squeeze am back
We scream my chest instead of my back oo😂

BlueRayDick:
Yesterday's Trossard goal was everything. It was the goal that silenced our enemies and covered our shame.

The fact that Odegaard that has been poor all season actually danced through West Ham's defence that has been rock solid all game and then he cooly laid the pass on to Trossard that was waiting patiently really touch my chest. It just erased all the frustration that has built up in my chest up till that moment.

I don't think there will be any goal that will be as important as that in a long time. Maybe our final goal that clinches us the UCL may be more important sha.

That goal yesterday was just special. It had the hand of Odegaard, Havertz and Trossard all of whom have not been in great form this season; they weren't the players one would've thought will save our title hopes.

Stubborn westham backline. 3 still follow Odegaard just after Kai opened space by running in. We really need the old Odegaard in the UCL final. Dunno why Eze dey do off and off. Abi e like UCL pass epl ni?

With the way everybody dey disturb pikin yesterday during this Westham game, if they don't grow up and become Arsenal fans like their papa, wahala go dey o😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Make one come home from Uni dey rock Chelsea or Barca jersey or Madrid and is shouting Hala Madrid while you're watching Dowman captaining Arsenal😂😂😂😂😂😂


Yesterday's game was mentality exhausting as that Bournemouth game wey Nelson do last minute volley.


Make we tok true, between the Nelson moment vs Trossard moment, which one really touch your chest like lorry tyre?😹😹

mine3112:
I will be so happy if Villa bottle the 5th slot and still not win the Europa.

abeg o. Let them take it

Fkforyou:
Eze is slow and Non challant.

He is not making enough impact and clearly isn't aware of the urgency of our games.

Na why I dey rate Rice highly, even when he is having a bad game (which is few this season).

By the way, WTF was Arteta thinking to play Rice at RB yesterday? I am just glad he quickly corrected his mistake.

The fact that the camera focused for long on Arteta, Heinze and Stuvenberg discussing longer than expected and also zoomed in on Captain Saka beckoning to the bench and gesturing why the delay reveals man has plan A mostly. And this thing has happened in last 2 seasons. Infact, i can dig up my post about how the lack of options in key positions reveal his lack of plan B and injuries without replacement has dealt heavily with us in the title race gaaan.
The 3 of them look Summerville finish asif na Kvara and decided Rice was best option instead of bringing on Mosquera. I was pissed and many of the players on pitch wondered why the long hestitation sotey we played with 10men for almost 4mins. Shuu.

MLS for just stay middle, Mosquera for White and with how the middle choke we fit even play 3 at the back. That would have even hampered Summerville and Soucek influence and forced Wan Bissaka to return to deeper. But
Many still no wan criticize Arteta with full chest when mess up is obvious. Something Mou and Ancelotti chop wella


I sha dey pray make he get plan A, B, and C for that UCL final. Cos Coach like Enrique fit see that kine thing and his craze go begin cook something like wetin he cook for Olise in 2nd leg😂😂


3games to Glory!!

Roland17:
Remember when people said Zubi was an upgrade to Partey? Zubi no reach, it is not even close..

Roland 3 shock me say person go watch Partey for 3 seasons and still tok thar kine thing for player wey never blaze for the same la liga Partey come from, or even blaze for at least 1 season in EPL. E pain me early on in the season cos i was wondering if people dey watch wetin i dey see.


Means e go take one full season for many fans to realize some things niyen.


Like Partey!! Partey o. Chai. Person wey we coin Partey After Partey for. Person wey Rice para for cos of UCL missed next match o. Rice never repeat same whe Zubi no dey field till now o. 😅😆

Someone explained the villa position situation and what it means in grand scheme of things.


They have to remain 5th. I wonder how they themselves go do am now they're equal with Liverpool. Bournemouth and co will be reluctant to overtake.

Battle of Positions.

mostob:
Omo.... That title must come home. Hopefully Bournemouth and Palace would have done something to Pep.

As for the rival fans, make dem save the tears till we start cooking. Even those wey dey come here, we go drag them. Sheybi dem say we dey make noise, ko si wahala.

By the way, the story is rewritten itself, No? 😁
When Fernandez missed that chance, Son came to my mind

Son miss chance and Spurs fans dey jubilate cos it will ruin Arsenal. Omo. Make Westham even survive make spurs relegate abeg.

mostob:
Zubimendi has never been in title race like thia before. He himself has been jittery and overly cautious unlike Rice who has got enough cojones to share with his teammates. Even while Odegaard was downcasted, it's Rice who told him 'it's not done'

Seeing your screenshot, na 1-1 dey ring for my mind throughout the game. NGL

After Cala wasted those two chances and Saka switched off, i begin reason draw, but after the yeye Sub by Arteta. Westham kon dey attack us like prime PSG. Shuuu

How Summerville kon dey do Saliba vex me, abi na Saliba dey dull sef.


2 games to go. Everyone better be tuned in.


The wailers didn't expect us to win the league. Now that one is slipping from their banter grip, they don turn curator of Goalkeeper fouls, they've never used it to ever say Var dey favour us then o. Na today they start. Plus all the times wrong calls went against us, they were at the forefront with bottlers chants and energy.


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