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lalasticlala:
Dave.p Dave.p Dave.p!!!


Happy birthday to u young man..

Wishing u many more fruitful years...

Waiting for my cake .....


Happy birthday once again...

Chai the boss him self is here. Thanks boss

(gives him a hearty slice) when your turn come, we go... Make i no tok am sha.

Twaci:
He's not a robot!

Happy birthday Dave.p and Adufetoh.posh!

i dunno whether to laugh or @bolded. You thought i and spambot belonged to the same....? What else dyu think i am o?(imagines)another time sha

Thanks for the wish Tuway-cii

EzePromoe:
[color=#DC143C]Happy birthday Dave.P and Adufetoh.posh (warraname!)[/color]

Oga Kpatakpata! I salute o

Thanks i appreciate! Lol

charijee:
[color=#CD1076]Ouh la la
It's a remarkable day in the lives of these highly esteemed personalities
dave.p and adufe.tohposh (wait, are you an item now? )joy unspeakable, success unlimited, laughter uncontrollable and peace unseasoned never cease from your lives
Have fun to the fullest

dave, on behalf of the family, I present you this
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(hugs) thanks alot dear. Amen to all the prayers.


Item? Today is our bday joor. (eyes the food)

Laveda:
Dave.p, happy birthday. . . Wishing you many more fruitful years. . Have fun

Thnks, i appreciate this. Follow!?

elantraceey:
Happy Birthday boo Lots of love from me to you, do have a blast and don't forget to send my cake.



Happy birthday to you too adufetohposh, all the best sweerie.

the cake must get to you definitely. Thanks dear!

Aminat508:
@DaveP, A birthday is a most special day in one’s life. Enjoy yours to its fullest .HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Gracias. Gracias

Adufetohposh:
Happy birthday mate, May all the good things of life locate you now and forever.


Enjoy your day dearie

i wish the same from my angle too

(raises a glass to her name)

herald9:
Hey Bruh

Congrats on your new updates. What version are you now?



*jots a thing or two*

version 4.0 an upgrade of the Gustavo effect. Thank man.

(snatches what he just jotted, looks@ it and pockets it)

KingTom:
guy go brush teeth jare, you no get talk.

lol. We go see.

e no far.

Adufetohposh:
Thank you soo much sweet lady, I appreciate you.

Happy Birthday to you.

Hmm- cos i cant describe enough despite knowing how too

oohh- cos im still thinking of when il meet you.

Hip Hip Hurray- cos you are +1 today. The beauty and the brain will continue.

Happy Birthday to you Adufe.

KingTom:
DaveP the maestro! The man who encrypts cryptically. He who sees what others have not seen, amiable, amicable, reliable, venerable, honourable gentleman. Its your birthday again sir. Happy birthday and many more years. Everton go still trash arsenal sha













Adufetohposh omo to san. Beautiful, elegant, classy, humble, full of character, sexy and drop dead gorgeous. On a scale of 1-10, you're an 11. Happy birthday dearie, Wish you what you wish yourself. Wiggle wiggle wiggle.

(comes in twale-ing with salute) Thank boss.

bayern and everton are birthday gifts for myself and my bday mate-le Proff aka Arsene Wenger watch out

lanicky:
May this day be the beginning of another beautiful year for you. May there be pleasant surprises, loads of joy and infinite happiness. Wish you a very happy birthday daveP



AdufetohPosh

May this day bring countless happiness and endless joy and live with peace and serenity. Happy Birthday.

Gracias Lanny. Na you try pass. I appreciate

(watches as chef rolls in the cake)

(looks round, adjust bow tie and watches Adufe walk in in a deep blue elizabethan model gown. Picks a glass of exquisite wine and calls to attention after receiving a nod and a from her. Wellwishers gather about him)


Me: A Journey, they say always has an end. That end they say, justifies the means(to which you get to the end)

Myself and the delectable lady here, starting our respective journey and share something in common, mostly the day we began that journey.


Thru childhood to teenhood, and adulthood, the journey so far, no doubt has its own chapters. Some of which we would love to recount openly, other better left uncovered. Howbeit, we've gone a great length thus far and greatness and brains, creativity (looks to Immortalvoices) are part of what decodes, enables, enpowers them as they add a new year today.

I propose a toast (they all raise their glasses), a toast to brains and beauty


All: (in unison) to brains and beauty!!

Me: (interrupts them before they drink) and also a toast to October Uniqueness


All: (pacy unison) To Uniqueness (clashes of glasses and down they drink in merriment)


Gracias!!

Funny comments here sha.


If we can see beauty and the beast scenarios alot, so check if you are one and have hope or change things by balancing it.


Methinks its vice versa!!

Will i be the only person going to need good proof?

(walks in into large edifice, well ventilated and a.c infested. Goes straight to the secretary called Gustavo and passes him a paper slip)


Me: (in gruffy accent) enlist tosyne2much and wristbangle as Observers. They come in handy.

Gustavo: (nods his shinning, fresh, baldhead and looks in a computer; nodded again)






10: i dunno what to add, una don finish the list o twalz

9jacrip:
Each time I look at the picture on my phone, I shudder.

Couldn't he at least, from how the man appears to be struggling to get himself together and even unarmed, fall back?

I always try not to imagine the end result of the picture and if I do, I like to imagine the cutlass man having a change of heart or people/polixe stopped him.

you just hit exactly what i've been thinking.

Pix are powerful. And hundreds of thousand of the cutlass-wielding fella have the same brain update-others are animals.

Which way Nigeria

sorry to the current wave of musicians, but the old school legends' songs seem to be ringing as ringtone of our situo. From Fela(all his songs) to Onyeka(one love) to the Sunny Okosun(which way)

9jacrip:
These fulanis are just i.diots, the news of their b.sht in the West hasn't even died down before going loco again.

And the speaker should have gotten his ass whooped; these folks must have already gone to the police but in his akp.u infested brains, he's still telling them to go to the police, really dude?

Well, Fulani man in Sh!tgbo farms like:

for a man to wield a cutlass with such vigor, his brain mustave sent an update version to his eyes that he is attacking an animal. Smh

Kepp expecting much from them o

https://www.nairaland.com/2677449/nass-why-cant#39160403

Laveda:
Yeah sure, not even seen your post lately on the family thread, hope you good?

glad to know. Oh lanny's thread. I'l check there soon. Just got back to school and settling is in process. Until its over this weekend, il still be MIA on the thread. Follow.....

Laveda:
Not you, the bashing thread I see here everyday is really annoying

How you dave? Been a while

you should expect such from bashing thread always.


You can say that again.

Is 'Been a while' another format of writing 'I miss you around'? Cos if it is, then...., Its been a while too

Laveda:
dave, I don't know about other girls, but, 'I' can't beg for recharge card, Never. . . The lil pride in me won't let me do that, I'll rather call my mum or daddy nd tell them not a guy. . . Ya'll insults are too much

haba now. Dont take this personal. I get your stance. Besides where exactly did i throw an insult

Laveda:
dave, I don't know about other girls, but, 'I' can't beg for recharge card, Never. . . The lil pride in me won't let me do that, I'll rather call my mum or daddy nd tell them not a guy. . . Ya'll insults are too much

haba now! I get you, dont take it personal. Where exactly did i throw an insult now

Laveda:
Who begs for recharge card these days?

you ehn!

Its like a farmer rearing monkeys on his farm asking

Farmer: who ate these bananas?

It is still done out there, especially to reduce the 'borrowers minus acct'

N:B- This is the last Thread i'd have wished to create this morning. But it bugs me.



Two days ago, a nairalander took a swipe at our Senators for grammatical errors during sessions. I'm treading the same path in a different way


1) Why cant they express and pass across their points without reading from notebooks like kids?

2) The raising up of hands to get a chance to address the house looks childish to me. A better method should be employed(Technology is with us at least), because this causes noise and is the root of most hubbub and Jackie Chan-ic(Fights) displays we've seen in times past.


3) Their Fitness is another issue. Isnt there a way to ensure that truly Health is Wealth? At least we have a Senate President that loves working out on the basketball court.


4) The 'aye' and 'Nay' is the oldest vocal ballot method in any such gathering. But some Countries have graduated to better methods. Seem they(Nass) dont trust technology that much.


Please no Insults
Good Morning!

Isnt this the same airport Micheal Westen in Burn Notice used to depict that the job that got him burned was in Nigeria? The surroundings are bad, but i wonder why they chose PH.