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Isnt that her mum?


i refused to be coaxed joor. Even if il naturally be sympathetic!

Hidden Sacarsm!

Well i know their story. Glad to know no one blasted him for some grammatical errors in that post. Its unlike the trend.


These guys should know flaunting or show off is the issue and not what you have.

Wizkid!!

Years ago, we had a girl singing gospel songs in place of her mum. She made it in the industry. However when she matured, her stage name became a pain in the neck. She reacted many times during interviews when Journalist still called her 'Lil Benita' when she was above 22 already. You wont be wizKID forever.

Sorry for the loss

Advice to upcoming artists when choosing Stage names. This even affected Lil bowow too.

Mathematically, its good to have sense, logic. The keyhole to unlocking understanding, assimilating is very thin. Very thing.


(slowly scribbles two things)

A wrong time to say such

This will boost bh

besides, i dunno , but the NPF need total re-orientation that even if 5 gallant officers hit the dust, the 44 Minutes scenario, where the public comes to reward(the biggest any PF can get), will happen.


Who's the advicer to him? Wrong move.

Saraki is a tech-guy. Loves all these new stuff and im happy he's passing it on to these bunches of fellas that have no stat on any thing called technology. All they do is say nay and yeh!

Imagine British Paliarment undergoing such exercise. NassMustMatureTechwise. Smh.

I saw the goals and i loved cortes' own.

But ive noticed that screamer-goals makes you quiver and shake on your sit cos they trigger adrenaline.

Nass, best @ 'preventing' our youths from both good and bad and ugly. Instead of discussing more conc issues. Its social media that they dont even have standard stats on that they are deliberating!

Rabbish.

Just give 3 secondary school students a chance to those hallowed floors and see the ideas they would share for a better country.

Bellied Greeds!

(a crowd with drums chant in unified glory) Lalasticlala!!!

Toks2008!! True bout the African mentality. Dunno why its been working abroad for almost a century and some ladies still feel reluctant to givit a try.

That ego, attitude stuff is just disturbing.

(jots a thing or two)

Demmocrats:
I will like to see the faces of those that think that my sai Buhari doesn't appreciate the efforts of the youths. PDP bunch of deceivers

forget pdp. The chances of this opportunity coming your way is a very hard, high probability. He's very lucky to be the 1 in 1/10^4. Even Life rarely gives such opportunities to redeem promises. Must everything be arrowed down to 'come and see now' ?

(in mfm pastor's agrressive vibrancy)

pas: every power (squeezes eyes tighter)

members: every power

pas: planning my future

mem: planning my future

pas: in the next 15years for evil

mem: in the next 15 years for evil

pas: (attempts to exclaim 'die die die', but members first him) die die die!!

Members: Dieeeeeeeeeeee





curtains fall.


Imagine them planning the future of a state like a game of chess. Im sure 30 of the states are under this same method of plan, Lagos especially.


Pastor: Lord, tha way yo judged Herod on tha spot, end the agents of darkness holding this nation's destiny to ransom.... Loooorrrrd!!

Top 3 frustrators of any nigerian

Jamb
the FG
poverty

its been long i heard 'im happy with what im doing' in the edu sector.

Op and you couldnt call lalasticlala?

(exhales and shudders)

Christ My King!!!

Showoff

the difference between how you are relevant or not.

A-expects to Always be treated right and expect people to be civil and have their mindset, however impossible- i wont, he looks proud

8-expect you to see her condition and react. Sometimes its visible on their face and they want it everytime. Good thing is they have 2-4peeps who may equally want to offer them a seat, so its a no for me


C- When i and my bro watched Akon's Ghetto, we say an very old mama. We exclaimed 'orrrr' in pity. My bro then then chipped in 'she may be even wicked' which is true. What is the assurance she wont forget i'm the one that gave the seat, yell @me, etc after some mins passed. Its a no!

D-I think i can, life has some storytellling on his leg.

E- yes il give. That may be the ONLY, ONLY GOOD he might have encounter that isnt related to his condition.

dedugbaa:
This competition has united us:The power of football ,d the sweetness of victory,no Yoruba,no Igbo,no Hausa,no Urobo,no Ijaw,Fulani etc,ONLY NIGERIA,Congrats NIGERIANS.
My name is Bamgboye,Nwakali,Udom,Oshmehin ask my Amunike am PROUDLY NIGERIAN

(wakes up)


(in Jide Alabi's voice)

No mata the place

we have the players

(tuface chips in) Nothing dey happen o

The power to rise

the power to conquer

nothing dey to fear o

there's a drop of greatness IN EVERY MAN.


Nl viewership record broken tonight. In 10years super eagles may not come close to acquire this record called-

U17 world cup final:The Viewings of a thousand guest!!
POWER....... (dozes off)

I was born to be tha best

number 1 and nothing less

lead me thru my destiny

we all have strength and weaknesses

I have vision, i could see

I'm (note, not 'am') on the move MAKE WAY FOR ME

STAND UP! STAND UP FOR THA CHAMPIONS, FOR THA CHAMPIONS STAND UP!!!


BRAZIL- senior world cup=5

NIGERIA- u17 world cup=5!

Next plan- lets forget this competition and shift ground to u20. Its time we start a fresh history there!!

Boubakar is the oldest on the field-Malian no.11

for the record, these boys all join are still younger than all the malians join. See the malian keeper? Way past 20.

Nwakali didnt expect getting best player. He was just playing, unaware of the stats he was creating (passes, shots, tactics, goals).

Good one for African football. Sad thing is the belgian team would see better club offers than ours. But we will see madrid, ajax, and arsenal take some of our boys definitely.

Time for Oshoala to meet Nwakali so the next messi can be born


(throws jotter in the air, sleeps before it lands)

Its been long i saw close to a thousand guests viewing a sport thread.

Cc:mukina2

These boys are giving the malians space to attack. The good aspect is that they are defending in numbers.


Osimhen should stop making easily decoded moves. That defender cant handle him, so use it to your advantage.

Nwakali should have taken that penalty.

Nollywood and diabolic creativity.

Crap!!

Adufetohposh:
lovely! I'm blushing pink already I'm very fine thank you. Trust you are good as well

lol im good. Glad you like it. You can download the video if you wanna see it.

(takes brush and recolors her cheeks)

Hmm!

(jots a thing or two)

@raayah, your contribution about people beating up a woman that slapped her husband is outta place.

I like what i read, but if its the slap-issue, the ladies go more scotfree after slapping a guy, man than the other way round.


Keyword of controversy-Helper!!!!


(exhales)

This isnt mere coincidence. The Presidency have a team that are on nl cos how is it possible for me to criticize if they used live chat to talk to the boys, only to see the topic on fp some hours to ACTUALLY prove me wrong?


https://www.nairaland.com/2719336/nff-urges-eaglets-create-record/1#39777745

see comment on earlier thread.

N:B-This will make 4/4 of such reaching the media hours after someone online criticizes/bashes the fg under PMB.



These boys would need to see the 85 videos to understand 'how to do it again' cos they were'nt even embryoes by 1985

Can the Nig FG use Live video feed to speak to these young eaglets atall. Abi is it still phone or just blogconnect they use?


They can afford it, but i doubt they even go that far(staff of Aso-villa)

for the boys, let them just focus on winning for THEMSELVES, COS THE PROMISE MADE TO THE 1ST SET IS STILL UNFUFILLED TILL NOW.

Caracta:
Lol. I actually listened to the song all night till I slept off. Thanks to you.

Enjoy your weekend.

that makes two (happened the 1st time i heard it). Have 8 of his songs on my phone.

I made your weekend and you made mine in return with the above...

Gracias!

(jots a thing or two)

Caracta:
I know the song. Kidding. Just wondering why you chose that particular song.

Lemme just say i thought that's the best for you based on a lyrical angle


I thought Caracta and only Blake Shelton's came to mind considering the thread's topic.

Caracta:
Lol. Funny. You try sha.

you like?

Try? (sighs like Ted in Scrubs) i can drop the lyrics if and only if(blame maths for this) you havent checked it out.

Adufetohposh:

i take this as approval(dont mind me)

(sings)
How many bata you go weeear
How many bags you wan buy
anything you want,(higher pitch) just let me know,
Im Oladipupo, i can be your man!


What kind of food do you eeeat
Se Iyan lo fe at' egusi (response-Egusi)
Anything you want just lemme know,
Im Oladipupo i can be your man

Classic.

hope youre good?

I dedicate


Lighthouse Family-High to Elantraceey

Twista ft Faith Evans-Hopeful to Lanicky


Bryan Adams-Straight from the heart To Tashaamania


Blake Shelton- God Gave me You To Caracta




(dodges a mug hurled his way)


for now i'm dreaming, wake me up after this.....


Dipo- I can be your man To Adufetohposh

(enters, looks around, brings out pen and.....








Jots a thing or two)

This guy drives to location on hearing he is to play the lead role in any love-making movie.

Ask Uche Jombo, Susan Peters, Messi Johnson, Dakore and Monalisa Chinda.

Nice for him