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Politics › Re: Buhari Meets With Service Chiefs At The State House (Photos) by daveP(m): 12:12am On Oct 20, 2015
How will that Naval Chief be able to swim in dire conditions with that humpty dumpty shape?


Be like say our V.P like A.c sotey his chair was strategically placed behind it. cheesy

(calls them to come see, jots a thing or two)
Romance › Re: There Is Nothing Like "True Love" by daveP(m): 12:07am On Oct 20, 2015
"Greater Love has no man than this; That a man should lay down his life for his fellow(s)"



I've seen an infatuation that got a whole lot of peeps to be envious, thinking the fellows in question, had 'true lonf' They didnt stay together. Questions were asked.... They were afraid of the future.

Same for lust. This one is a very beautiful attractive veil that the weather affects with time. The climate changes and the veil becomes a rag with a patchworthy hole thru which Reality would be viewed from.

Reality and Regret have something in common-Time!
Sports › Re: Emmanuel Emenike Retires From The National Team by daveP(m): 11:54pm On Oct 19, 2015
ramatintin:
u should b ashamed for 2yrs u no score half goal u still get mouth talk say u de quit who go miss u.shame on you
16goals in 35matches is decent enough for an african striker on the national team.

He stands 7th highest goalscorer for the national team if he isnt called in the next 12months. So his drought period(the last 6months) is ill-luck.


My own is what exactly did the technical crew do for him to get his mojo back? Did they focus on him, or jst haul him in and EXPECT a miracle to happen?


While il be glad to criticize him in most matches i watched, there is something that is so bad to trigger two senior players to hang the boots like that. It may be something that if he stays, might be blown outta proportion and ruin the good record he has in the eyes of nigerians. He must have thought this thru and his tone isnt arrogant to me.

Note- all our pending national highest goalscorers are repelled from the national team of late starting with Yakubu(politics cos he'l overtake Odegbami on the chart), Obagoal(uncertain excuse, cos he'l surely become 2nd on the chart to Yekini), Uche(we all know the reason), and now Emenike(for peace to reign=politics as well)
Family › Re: My Husband Denies Me Sex And Affection...its Killing Me by daveP(m): 11:03pm On Oct 19, 2015
Ive seen a direct situo where the lady in question use non-verbal way. I.e writing briefly on paper and putting it where he could see it. Then she reduce the notes till twas only one word that invokes deep thought..... It worked on him
Politics › Re: I Never Slept With Any Man For Money - Linda Ikeji by daveP(m): 6:22pm On Oct 19, 2015
(calls them, jots a thing or two)


a Mother Confessor has touched you ba?

Celebrities › Re: The 6 Most Humble Nigerian Celebrities–#3 Is A Shy Billionaire!(photos) by daveP(m): 6:12pm On Oct 19, 2015
They keep saying Humility is the KEY to Success. What they dont say is what you do after you open the door of Success and enter that palace.


I've even forgotten Jankoliko as her debut single sef. Nice list, but Cobhams position is underrating. 2nd or 1st preferably
Family › Re: Sexualization Of Children: Parents Have Lost It In Parenting by daveP(m): 5:37pm On Oct 19, 2015
Onegai:
I know a couple who pierced both their son's ears. He's 1 year old.
sad


We ran around in panties and no-one cares before. Society has become more sexualized. It's showing on our kids.
i need 6 of your kind around me. (searches for thumbs up, findeth not)
Family › Re: Sexualization Of Children: Parents Have Lost It In Parenting by daveP(m): 5:34pm On Oct 19, 2015
kuzee:
Do you want to know the reason why..
it is coz it aint your biz, everyone got their life to live with.. 1tim 4 saith, mind your biz..
if you wnt to preach to kids or parent , go ahead. .
Get your Casio Edifice , Diesel, Armani and Mechanical chronograph Tourbillion watch at an affordable price,visit link at signature
your business would have clicked with +2 customers if you didnt say that rubbish escape route already defenceless peeps use in an argument... Kids are their parents' bizness anyday anytime. Therefore........

Family › Re: Sexualization Of Children: Parents Have Lost It In Parenting by daveP(m): 5:16pm On Oct 19, 2015
Stillfire:
I actually saw a chic in wearing that at the mall. It was a funny sight. grin

Something like this is OK as far as I'm concerned as long as she's not going to the church, mosque or office. But some people may not consider it decent.

https://fashionablestylish.files./2013/05/mid-length-shorts.jpg?w=300&h=375
i find it funny that one cant wear such to the boldened, but can do so elsewhere. Isnt that questionable? There was a time these were accused of not doing the needful to stop indecent dressing. Now its just a forbidden zone, an 'inasmuch' situo. Pitiable
Politics › Re: Yakubu Gowon Celebrates 81st Birthday Today! by daveP(m): 11:51am On Oct 19, 2015
Happy Birthday Baba Gowon! A Legend with a difference.

A stateman of unique mind!
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by daveP(m): 11:38am On Oct 19, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Chai! Gimme small na!


It's all a concept.
This is a country/city in its own domain.
We have different people with different courses and institutions. The city/country is what we have in common.

And to just make things fun and entertaining here, we decided to create a government out of it.
And by the virtue of being the thread creator, I'm accorded the right as the President!

Cc:kbs468
lol national! Up national grin
Politics › Re: 12,700 Dump APC For PDP In Kogi by daveP(m): 11:34am On Oct 19, 2015
Junior66:
My brother, thanks for saying the truth. I am a PDP supporter but i know Wada will lose woefully and i will vote for APC during the elections too! Wada's government has been so bad that even Prince Abubakar is made to look like a saint. Wada should look for another state to govern. Kogites are no longer interested in him.
as usual, we are always forced to choose between two devils. The devil with the lesser evil is what people opt for in Nigeria.


The Prince is a chance-seeker. You can imagine people waiting for Dino to run for Governor(imagine, all cos they feel he has the zeal than these current two)


Kogi isnt a State Government. It is just a surburb with a townhead.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by daveP(m): 12:05am On Oct 19, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Lol. U and your beard!
lol, its grown mustarafic in length. Takes 3secs to finish smooching it. I dont understand the 'country' you are presido over, expantiate.
NYSC › Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by daveP(m): 11:44pm On Oct 18, 2015
LogoDWhiz:
Interesting!
(peeps, smooches beard. Jots a thing or two and waltz outta thread)
Politics › Re: 12,700 Dump APC For PDP In Kogi by daveP(m):
Hehehehehhehe


This is laughable


Only in Nigeria where the voice of the leaders in power is highly in contrast, opposite of what the people want, say.


See what those leaders are saying?


Some leaders are dump you know, embarking on last minute projects to coax the people. Only equally dumb persons respond in kind and vote such a leader.


Like i said on one thread, there is 1 party in Nigeria. They are just cross-carpeting to confuse the masses. This deserves a Guiness World Record.


People everyday, everywhere complain of Capt Wada. From after Church discussions to after Friday prayers@the mosque, etc.

Then in June, people started seeing carterpillars, etc. Projects to 'beautify' Lokoja has started! Hehehe. After silence of 3years? Laughable indeed.


Some Politicians need to wise up really. Do they think people are that dumb(like before)?


Note: Im no defender of the Apc, neither im i a fan of Wada here. Just want what's best for my country.


I wonder what the assurance of his reelection would do for 12, 700 peeps that obviously know the truth, yet for the BELLY, DEFY COMMON SENSE!!

THOSE IN Kogi know watsup.
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by daveP(m): 11:13pm On Oct 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
Mooooo barb the hair ke ?
since you decide to be observers, then you mustu go totally bald grin
Romance › Re: An Open Marriage Proposal From Linda Ikeji by daveP(m): 10:50pm On Oct 18, 2015
naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Hehehehe...now she's talking. All of you defending her you can see for yourself that she needs that man in her life too.

No matter your riches you need that family to be around you. Not illegal family but real family comprising of a husband/wife and children.

That's our African culture,marriage is necessary. smiley

Lalasticlala food don land. cheesy[/color]
abe tell them o. Before the camp of face-squeezing defendants of blind facts come to open a new chapta


the good thing is that very responsible guys would TRY THEIR LUCK.
Politics › Re: Why We Jailed Gen. Ransome-kuti – Army by daveP(m): 10:40pm On Oct 18, 2015
What's with the recent blame absolving and revelation ideas that the military's been doing these past months?


Are you reading this thinking what im thinking while we both are thinking of what the other is thinking before we think?
Christianity Etc › Re: 7 Reasons Youths Go To Church by daveP(m): 10:37pm On Oct 18, 2015
tosyne2much:
No be thread inside thread oooo


Na points inside thread cheesy
if you watched Fringe division, there is a group of fresh, polished, shinning heads called 'The Observers'. Make you and emusmith barb that hair comot. I don do my own sotey e dey reflect fluorescent light grin grin
Celebrities › Re: 8 Female Celebrities Who Rocked The Septum Nose Ring by daveP(m): 10:04pm On Oct 18, 2015
Animalistic comparisms.


Ireti you fall my hand for joining this list.


See if you stoop low, being a 'higher animal', you must be ready to be called an 'animal'


what you do id's who you are-Simple.
Crime › Re: Woman Stabs Rapist Pastor To Death In Cross Rivers by daveP(m): 10:05pm On Oct 14, 2015
What will he tell God now?

Angel: why is a knife stuck in your belly

man: (mute) i was conducting...(stammers) conducting.


Smh
Family › Re: Funny Things Children Say Or Do In Their Innocence. by daveP(m):
Daddy Kunle(big cousin) was watching legend of the seeker and kunle spied a scene where zeddicus controlled rain and thunder.


We went to have a short time with them and their neighbor complained about how the rain dont allow her clothes to dry. One was coming, naso kunle go centre of compound stretched hallowed hands in styled pattern and began whispering God knows what.


Coincidentally the rain stopped. He was 4+ then, now he's 9. I learnt he kept doing that anytime rain wanted to fall, and it wont fall. He enjoyed the bragging moments. But his mum said she'l 'beat shayge' out of him if she saw him.





Alex had the attitude of a grownup. Was our neighbor's kid, she was a single mum and very pretty. Alex would do wrong and his mum would beat him bad. The moment she left his presence, like a car engine that knocks, Alex would stop his bitter wailings and exclaim 'Ko sha dun mi' (it didnt pain me), and flee.

I en my bro were amazed and his mum told us to 'discipline' him(he was fond of doing crazy stuff). We were defiant to ensure he never said that sentence, but e no work o. We always gave chase after hearing it and gave him a new 'discipline'



months later he started prostrating to greet myself and my bro, but he never respected his mum. Neither did he stop the 'ko sha dun mi' his mum begged to know the formula we used.


Tell Alex now that story and he'l look@ you straightfaced, and say 'you are lying'


Seems he don 'graduate' to another level.
Jokes Etc › Re: Hausa People And Calling Wrong Number Habit by daveP(m): 5:24pm On Oct 14, 2015
So its not only me, kemi, lekan, kenneth..... That are experiencing this?

12calls in 14days is enough to conclude that na them dey do am pass.?
Christianity Etc › Re: Scientist Declares Science Has Found The Biblical God by daveP(m): 12:18am On Oct 14, 2015
elantraceey:
My love I don't need to be told my heart must beat for me to remain alive. He's the rhythm of my heart. See you don't know the kind of joy and peace I feel when I just think of him and He's unfathomable love for me or the sweet and heavenly feeling when am lost in his awesome presence, my dear I don't need to be told!!
hmmm (smooches beard) you can say that again en again cheesy
Christianity Etc › Re: Scientist Declares Science Has Found The Biblical God by daveP(m): 12:01am On Oct 14, 2015
elantraceey:
Lol , I tell ya, the god of this world has blinded their eyes indeed, if he could pick in between scriptures to tempt Jesus how much more he'll do all he can to unravel anything now that his time is short. No one wants to be alone and not even the devil.
lol

strategy-confusion
effect-very effective

jst to hold on naim remain o.

That moment you so much believed in a delusion and then realized in a hundredth of a second that you'l been trailing the wrong way. Christ is true way!

Read about Eliyahu Rips and his books. smiley God dey
Christianity Etc › Re: Scientist Declares Science Has Found The Biblical God by daveP(m): 11:05pm On Oct 13, 2015
God you're so good. Your word even predicted the attitude expressed on this thread thousand s of years ago. Ironic. Keep proving until they're exhausted.
Education › Re: Amazing Pictures Taken From Great Heigths by daveP(m): 10:58pm On Oct 13, 2015
Na just wow, mehn comot my mouth. Egypt repping Africa, not even Nig, SA esp. Vic fall alone

Im smiling and on sad face

smiling cos of what im seeing
sad face cos the trend on topic like this hitting fp........
Romance › Re: I Warned My Bro That his girlfriends Big Booty Will Put Him In Trouble by daveP(m): 12:31am On Oct 13, 2015
OZAOEKPE:
"Woe unto that man that place his trust on big nyansh".
and you be ASSenal fan o grin
Education › Re: 7 Hobbies Science Says Will Make You Smarter. by daveP(m): 12:28am On Oct 13, 2015
When i discovere Handel infact did the UCL theme song, i ensured i learnt the entire lyrics(my friends find this boring)

from Mozart to Beethoven.... Mehn music meaning has truly evolved big time.

(carries concerto master's wand and directs an imaginary orchestra banc)

wait o (comes back to reality)
Education › Re: 7 Hobbies Science Says Will Make You Smarter. by daveP(m): 12:25am On Oct 13, 2015
ikbnice:
why do we still have music artistes dat are dumbass
cos all they know is the beat. That's why Cobhams and Praiz are smarter than those.... lipsrsealed beatlords anyday grin
Romance › Re: A Female Friend Told Me This Today by daveP(m): 10:42pm On Oct 12, 2015
vizkiz:
lol, watch out bro grin
(in vladimir Putin's accent) dont disappoint sha!

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