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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 3:22pm On Oct 22, 2014
MizMyColi:
kiss kiss kiss
kiss il see u@ jbluv's bar. smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 3:20pm On Oct 22, 2014
Thanks to the following padis and erm(what do i call the ladies now) ladies!!

Antell95 cheesy wink
Esmeraldar smiley
destante smiley wink grin
Oga Divepen cheesy cool
farano delegado grin cheesy il be expecting my gift or else......
Chibwike shocked grin grin
Jennimma cheesy (whispers the name silently and slowly)
zicoraads tongue cool
dayjihannon01 shocked grin grin
kachisbarbie smiley smiley
sirlaw2 smiley smiley
princesschi smiley smiley
Neldrizzy shocked i dont get title? Whats d english derivative? grin
jigsawkillah(not adding the killah today, but i did) cool (hears one of his records and nods head to it )

victoriousvic smiley smiley (shakes him and collects carick's model wristwatch) confirm!! Ahhh!
Cheriepet cheesycheesycheesy get your gloves ready for tonight. Youre our MC!! tongue

Amberqueen grin its today! Exactly today. smiley

redgem: shocked shockedshocked il be expecting! Be present also. You are still early. Inasmuch its within the 24hr frame. cheesy
Liamm: thanks bro! (collect designer shoes from him)

iceberylin shocked the font is back! Thanks bro!


Thanks everyone. If i sit and quote everyone now. It would stall time and the likes. But dont forget to drop@

dayjihannon01's meddling crib to celebrate mrzbreezy, adufetoposh(take note) and laurelP, me and also @ Jbluv55's five star bar as he and GUSTAVO SERVES YOU WHATEVER YOU WANT. MUSICE ET ALL.

IL SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET THERE!! cheesy. I'm still here though ( looks back@ gifts piled 5ft high behind him-a dozen shoes, etc grin ) seems il distribute this. My shoes size changes every 3-4month (currently 46) and those who wanna see my face....... 7pm on d dot. A moment you'l love to see my humble self.

Gracias!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 3:03pm On Oct 22, 2014
Caracta:
Cheers!

Happy birthday to you dear!

I wish you all the good things life has to offer and many more pleasant things.

Have fun and enjoy your day.
admirality!!- you top the list. It got even more exciting knowing we are both octs. I plan seeing you some day. (hugs her warmly) cheesycheesy

Thanks, I appreciate.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 2:58pm On Oct 22, 2014
MizMyColi:
Such a Sweet, Sweet Heart He is.
Happy Birthday Deariee.

Yourssolomon, you birthday maite.

grin grin
cheesy cheesy she was here. Ahhhh(swirls round and round. Stops and catches breath) thanks, i appreciate!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 2:42pm On Oct 22, 2014
Unibenstudent:
happy birthday dave,,long life and prosperity,,may you never lack,may you get all your heart desires amen
oseee!!

herald9:
#sights him at the corner of the room...nodding his head and smiling brightly while shaking hands with different people...

tiptoes over and slips a piece of paper into his back pocket and disappeared among the crowds....
he looked wildly around then sinks his hand into the pocket and brings out the piece of paper... opens it and mouthed the words...


HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAVP... MAY YOUR FACEBOOK TIMELINE BE FILLED WITH MESSAGES FROM PEOPLE YOU NEVER KNEWsmiley

HAVE A SWELL DAY BRUH...

WITH LOVE FROM HERALD
shocked this prayer don dey sele for real?

Jessica gourmenot from adelaide!! Issorait. Seems ive seen a successor for 'beard smooching' ! Thanks alot
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 2:38pm On Oct 22, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
*grabs mic

Happy birthday to u
Happy birthday to u
Happy birthday to u Daaaaaaaaaaaavep
Happy birthday to u

I wish u many happy returns of d day
Long life and prosperity

Hip Hip Hip


Hurray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!........I wish all d good tins in life
shocked shocked shocked

(whispers to uncle ben of project fame fame) track her, she's the new whitney houston ( Uncle ben nodded and leans back)

(stands and applauds her performance.) thanks sis from another mother wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 2:36pm On Oct 22, 2014
rozzay:
Hug me 2. HBD sweery!
(applies gym trick to adjust waist after receiving a hundrd hugs) here come for it ( hugs her, she hugs back) yeh yeh! Ouch! Waist o....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 2:33pm On Oct 22, 2014
Omavik:
Jeez!!! i actually 4got its ur bday...tnk God i was tagged...
Happy Birthday dear...WULLNP in gud health nd wealth... God bless ur hustle... Dnt 4get to inbox me my share of ur bday cake... Have a blast e-padi
(types on keypads and send via latest microsoft app called 'davapp') done! smiley thanks!!


Jbluv55:
Happy Birthday DaveP bro. Wish you the best things in life including Long Life and Prosperity all in good health. I pray God grants all your heart desires. Amen.
amen amen!! (bows head in prayer) grin grin (gustavo shows him a live stream of the situo@ the bar) wow, im impressed! (rubs palm together)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 2:31pm On Oct 22, 2014
priscaoge:
♥Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ* ♥ *☆* ♥ **Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵Happiness
.__♥__♥_____♥__♥_Peace
._♥_____♥__♥_____♥_ Joy
._♥______ ♥_______♥_ Light
.__♥____________♥_Love
.____♥________♥_ Harmony
.______♥____♥_ Sunshine
.________ ♥____ Good health and many more are my wishes for u Davep. Happy Birthday Dear!!!!
erm erm prisca!!! (gustavo tries to bodyguard him, narrows eyes at him, he adjusts) cheesy cheesy

(sings) this is great! I love this. smiley thanks sis. Il be there for your own.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 2:22pm On Oct 22, 2014
temigracie:
...Happy birthday to my one and only Tango dance partner in the house....


.....I pray you'll celebrate more of it IJN....Abeg, send my cake via DHL ooo.....#kiss....
kiss i hope you still have your flair/skill in you? Il see you @ Jbluv's tonight wink


dechandel:
Yayyyy!!! cheesy

My aburo is a year older o grin
You don dey old o.. Go marry jare tongue

Blessed years ahead
Prosperity and old age
Enough grandchildren grin
Sweet wishes from me to you on this your special day.
Have fun smiley


Happy birthday dearie
shocked shocked shockedshocked cheesy ;8

you dem make me feel like small boy sha. Dont worry. She's within chat distance wink thanks (enfolds 10fingers and gives a peck)



Dygeasy:
*jots a thing or two*

Happy Birthday DaveP. Live long and prosper.

Enjoy your day!!
Dygbaba!! (salutes and shakes, shoulder to shoulder, designer shoes-designer shoes, hat to hat.) Ooooose!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m):
(imagine an mC doing 'mC' for his own bday!)



hello everyone! Im so so so so glaadd you were here to make this overwhelming for me today. I cant express allll your wishes, the love, the friendship in brackets even though i know how to do that expertly.

Someone suggested my day be a holiday ( a solo scream expands to a loud one and is followed by applause, interrupting him for a moment) thank you smiley

yeah and erm i feel great, its a pedestal feeling here. Im happy to be 'new' today. Dont say 'how old are you now' say 'how new are you now' rather. (applause interrupst him again)

il say a big thank you to Mzmariah for this, (applause again, but he goes on) for this.... For doing this. You are a darling (if your head spark, il off the switch tongue )



Jbluv55
dayjihannon01
Lanicky and the e-family crew
Adufetoposh my co-celebrant
LaurelP

and shocking to find out also- Mrsbreezy is right here as well. I just found out today-bday mates! (they stand to applaud and one unidentified fellow lead 6 boys to smear him with champagne and coloring) oh oh thanks i now look like The Joker!! I'm grateful to y'all!!!


grin grin grin grin grin grin

today na my day make i do....(they respond) shakaraaaa


if them tryy....(places hands to ears as they reply) dem go fallll yakaaaatttttttaaaaaaa oooohhhhhh(applaud as 'stand up for the champion song hits the hall) grin grin

Gracias


( Gustavo his aide escort him out) guy lemme now haba!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m):
dechandel:
DaveP undecided
Just dey view and disappear o
im here finally. It was everywhere so was tryna(exhales) balances btw 3sites wink


no frowns on my day! So smile


N:B- this is my 5000th post on Nl. Youre the Lucky lady dechandel!! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 1:58pm On Oct 22, 2014
Afrok:
Enters thread with one sleeping eye, one dreaming eye, and one pillow cool. Sees thread, stopped sleeping, stopped dreaming, tossed pillow away and shouted Jisos is my e-friend birthday shocked.
Shouted again HAPPY BIRTHDAY Davep.

Vigilante knocks gate, neighbour opens gate, vigilante forcefully opens door, still shoutin Happy birthday Davep, vigilante grabs his trousers straight to station, continues shouting HAPPY BIRTHDAY Davep on the road cheesy.

He got to the station only to find out he is still in his room and on his bed, he screamed again GOD BLESS U Davep AS U CELEBRATE AN ADDED YEAR, he falls to his bed and sleeps off grin
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO...
Believe me Oshoala, Oparanozie, Nkwocha and the entire Falcons will make ur day sweeter with a win against South Africa later today.
il take your word for it
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 1:27pm On Oct 22, 2014
naijaboiy:
*Enters Thread sleepy*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to a paddy of Life DaveP.

Though we may only know here but your personality is one that I respect much and you're also very funny.

I wish you every good thing life can offer and may God grant all your positive heart desires. AMEN.

ONCE AGAIN....

[size=13pt]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!![/size]
(sights him at a corner with his dudes) shocked thanks dee!! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 1:25pm On Oct 22, 2014
MzMariah:
((((((((((((Hugs)))))))))))
(enters in kirk franklin suit, divided at the back helm to look like letter A, gets hot at the 'ohhhhs' rushes out to change to lighter wear. A Sam Axe beach wear on holiday shorts.) grin


oya I'm here (hugs her back) cheesy
thanks dear! wink (sees trend of guests and Dygeasy jotting a thing or two) chai i don pass am?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hurray!!! Today Is My Birthday! by daveP(m): 1:19pm On Oct 22, 2014
I wish you a happy birthday, long life, strength and more grease to your elbow. More success and blessings. You wont have course to cry but grin shall always be with you wherever you go. Your cheesy will take you places. Adufe!!! My birthday mate,

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!

cheers! Hip hip hip hurray


how new are you now!
How new are you now

how new are you Adufe

how new are youuuuu nowwww!!! grin grin
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
FINALE

TO MZMARIAH


===============================




Gozie crept behind Ugo as soon as evening was about setting in. He went for his olfactories and forced a tight grip across the neck of the muscled man. As Ugo tried to get free by trying to remove Gozie's arm, he felt his neck stiffen the more after taking a few bloody bites at his arm, then he was out of air after his eyeballs took a different trajectory. His reaction lessened every seconds till he was out cold for real.

Gozie looked at his bitten arm and kicked the unconsious body before dragging it to a corne. His mind suggested he placed Ugo in a sitting position against the wall with his right arm on his chest, mimicking the national pledge. He found difficult in resting the arm in that position, so he opted for a slight sitting postion. He drew back to view his work and mocked hard at the huge fellow who looked like a corpse lying-in wait with a mock-pledge postion.


Gozie recalled himself to reality and withdrew as fast as his chest pounded to open the doorway to the room haboring the victim of their greed and irresponsibility- Sam!


"Hey hey hey!!! Sam! Do you remembered what itold you a few days ago. He bent to communicate with the frightened boy. He discovered Sam was distracted by his bleeding arm. Marks of Ugo's smelly teeth were still sketched on it. Sam however nodded back to confirm what he was asked.


"so you do?" Gozie replied panting as though he just returned from an unequal fight. He shot repeated glances backwards to ascertain they were truly alone.

"What of Fred and.....?" Sam finally spoke to his captor.

"They've left to continue in the drug business that Mr Ibe your dad's enemy got them into as his boys."


"I remember, can i go now?" Sam sat still as though freedom was'nt what he wanted. He was rather shocked at the way it was coming- at the hands of the very fellow that spear-headed his abduction. He felt it was a test and he sat there. Gozie noticed this and his order jolted Sam back to freedom.


"Getttt Up!!, we are leaving here now. Before Ugo gets back up. There's a deal actually." he heard a groan and paused " I'l be right back." he said and went out shutting the door behind him.


He saw Ugo was regaining consciousness as a result of access to air. His hands has slipped from the 'pledge position'. He stepped over him and them clenched his fist. He knelt on his bowels and send hi right back to 'the land of uncertainty' with a swift, well calculated tough punch. It was as effective as a Mile Tyson knock-out punch. He saw blood-stains on his hands but cared less.

Gozie turned to go, bu turned back. He placed Ugo's hand in the 'pledge postion' again , shook his arms them went bac- to 'negotiate' with Sam.


"Yes, you said your dad can give me some amount, any amount. I'm taking you to freedom junction. You will see your dad, your mum, your brother, sister. Etc. I need the cash. So you will have to vouch for Gozie. Or else......" he cut short as he arrived after thinking such would ruin the psychological moment Sam was in. He grabbed his arm and they went downstairs together.



Sam's eyes grew accustomed to his environ a few minutes after they drove in a toyota car. He discover it was different from the one used in abdducting him laast week. As they went along the express. He discovered where they've been holding him at for that long-Shagamu!!!


"Hey Sam, i will personal hand you over to the DPO. Its safe and sure. Just remember me!" Sam nodded back absentmindedly. He was occupied with accustoming his eyes back to the outside world. He felt like screaming to end it right in the traffic, but he spied a gun in between Gozie's laps. He redrew his idea. The scar stopped at a corner and Gozie dialed a line. What he said next were scary words.............


Song: Lil Jon ft East Coast boys- Grand Finale
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m):
https://www.nairaland.com/1960737/happy-birthday-sweethart-davep#27344191

sirlaw2 and princesschi are also invited.


Awon ebi mi..... Gbogbo yin e ko ara yin jo, ma ma reti yin o. grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 12:58am On Oct 22, 2014
Wow!!! (bows down head, then hugs her tightly) smiley smiley smiley cheesy cheesy




what can i say!(speechlesser) Another year....

kiss Exquisite Mariah!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 12:49am On Oct 22, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Happy birthday to you Dave P. smiley
And to you too! Wow this is overwhelming!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:19am On Oct 22, 2014
SexySapphire:
Happy birthday to u daveP, I wish u all the beautiful things life has to offer. May God crown all ur efforts wit success. Have an amazing year filled wit God's blessings.

Where the parry at?
Thanks alot smiley
party by noon:

https://www.nairaland.com/1912059/hannons-latitude-meddlings-crib/44

kingphilip:
I'm waiting
kingphilip:
happy birthday boss
where the birthday thread de
https://www.nairaland.com/1912059/hannons-latitude-meddlings-crib/44
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:10am On Oct 22, 2014
dre11:
The investigator
I can see the football in you



Happy birthday man
naso. If na triple 6, i for don open thread ontop am.


Thanks man!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:09am On Oct 22, 2014
kingphilip:
happy birthday boss

where the birthday thread de
chai (looks@ d door way) a moment
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:05am On Oct 22, 2014
kingphilip:
oya davep conduct another inducting ceremony
done smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:03am On Oct 22, 2014
kingphilip:
na wow for auto complete o
lol
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:03am On Oct 22, 2014
Princesschi:
thank u davP, its a pleasure being here. Btw, ur story is d reason why i'm still awake. *smilies*
im glad you are enjoying it.(story and here) smiley u hali welcome!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:00am On Oct 22, 2014
sirlaw2:
*clears throat to attract attention*... ehmm... sorry if am interrupting anything but wat does it take to be a member of dis noble community??
ahem two i gain on the eve of the d-day a princess and now a knight(sir infront of your moniker) yes....


(in steve harveyan accent)
I welcome you to Lanicky's e-family.
A wonderful place to be. We've gat nace peeps, nace; cool guys, beautiful ladies; visible and by heart. Feel free to mingle
we dont do no fights(at least not the serious one). You need anything, il be a mention away or......the landlady-lanicky, charijee would be at your beck en call.
Beware the frankben(he isnt around for now-school's in melbourne) at the gate. Its nt a full house now, but feel free. You hali welcome!! grin grin

Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 11:56pm On Oct 21, 2014
Okay....



(supervises the arrival of buffet materials from spain and the crates of wine from Brussels) no this angle yes here... Good. You here. Cmon fix that cue ball well. Exactly.

Dials Jbluv55's num....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:53pm On Oct 21, 2014
dre11:
OK oooo
Let see the Messi he will pull up for this Ronaldo
okay see this and evaluate. One analyst said this probablity between these two guys is 1/100,000 hours that this happened (i knw this is diff, but i jst see am)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:44pm On Oct 21, 2014
IrishKez:
Awww and I haven't been asking after your studies embarassed

With the recent revelations I perfectly understand sweery!
its alright sweery. I supposed to tell you one about now. Infact everyone, but its just minutes away. Take a guess wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:42pm On Oct 21, 2014
kingphilip:
you are highly welcome

erm davp over to u for the indication n if u like forget the basics again
Indication?? Una don forget the right werd? Induction chai
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:39pm On Oct 21, 2014
Princesschi


(in steve harveyan accent)
I welcome you to Lanicky's e-family.
A wonderful place to be. We've gat nace peeps, nace cool guys, beautiful ladies; visible and by heart. Feel free to mingle
we dont do no fights(at least not the serious one). You need anything, il be a mention away or......the landlady-lanicky, charijee would be at your beck en call.
Beware the frankben(oops he's in Melbourne for studies) at the gate. Its nt a full house now, but feel free. You hali welcome!!

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