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Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 10:04pm On Oct 22, 2014
MzMariah:
Wow...you will sure teach me how to write davep. Good job.

Will miss nl o..................
you made my day! Thanks. I'm flattered smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:00pm On Oct 22, 2014
SexySapphire:
Eyaaah, pele dear. Just kip using ur drugs and u will be fine in no time. My day was also not stressful cos I was home all thru today. I already wished daveP hbd in the midnight.
smiley how r u
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 9:51pm On Oct 22, 2014
Jbluv55:
You're welcome sire smiley. Hope you're enjoying your day?
sure now!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 9:44pm On Oct 22, 2014
dre11:
U want to break her remaining waist nicheesycheesy
lol she is okay now! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 9:41pm On Oct 22, 2014
I wanna say a big thank you to all that made today worthwhile. You guys have been great. Tomrw if i see a celebrant, il do what i love doing. Sleep don dey catch me








but na lie, if u wan join us for chill-extra, lets hand out at Jbluv's bar.


On that note i say thanks for coming ( generator operator annoying switches off gen, making everywhere dark)huh (shouts as people grope in the dark) dont mind him,



ehen.


Thanks alot 21:42pm. Youve been wonderful thus far cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 9:33pm On Oct 22, 2014
Dayjhihannon01:


I shall be delivering the short interview of the celebrants .. Now to DaveP & MrsBreezy. Will you give us a short intro of urself?

Then tell us what you wish for before the end of this 365days UV just started.. Thanks
il like to expand my horizon of influence and affluence(mind u no political o) just generally.


*ride a car and have something higher than simply 'flying colors'

*Make God nock me with more of wetin he dey do in ma life. I no say e get fulenty. grin

thats the lil i can extract now
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:23pm On Oct 22, 2014
SexySapphire:
Eyaaah, pele dear. Just kip using ur drugs and u will be fine in no time. My day was also not stressful cos I was home all thru today. I already wished davP hbd in the midnight.
smileysmiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 9:18pm On Oct 22, 2014
Jennimma:
omo! See dance step o
( ballad as on my way spills into the air)
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 9:15pm On Oct 22, 2014
Jbluv55:
You're welcome sire smiley. Hope you're enjoying your day?
we all will relax@ ur side once 10 nack! I dey enjoy o
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 9:13pm On Oct 22, 2014
Dayjhihannon01:
shocked cheesy shocked cheesy waiting for modification.... Missberrypop5 you should be typing on MRSBREEZY @ d moment o
yes o! Waiting as patient as lamb! (smooches beard)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 9:10pm On Oct 22, 2014
lanicky:
Happy birthday sweery pie davP wink
shocked shocked see lani.....!!





Thanks dear where've you been?
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
Ladies and Gentlemen

Fans and Critics alike

virtual guest readers and Ghostmoders

friends of Scenario 75. I'm happy to announce the end of Scenario 75!!!!




The End of Part 1. Its been an absolutely wonderful time with you guys, through up and downs. Dull and lively moments. Though its my very 1st. I will be back and better with Part 2.



Thanks so much, its a wonderful pleasure to call it wraps on such a memorable day in my life and that of my friends.


(in steve harveyan accent) aint no mountain high enough



aint no valley low enough



aiiiiint no river wide enough


to keep me from loving y'all daily


Gracias!! And see you soon


Temitopedaniel

Prettyspicey

audreytimms

mzmariah.


You are wonderful fellows and will rock this continent within a decade.

Not only you, but each and everyone that has this talent (minor or major)

To God be the Glory
#SHALOM# cheesy cheesy
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Romance › Re: Today's My Bday, Show Me Some Love by daveP(m): 8:59pm On Oct 22, 2014
LaurelP:
DaveP how come we have P in our names and we ve d same bday? Is it jst a mere coincidence?
lol guy and we sometimes have d same views( ive confirmed 6/15 in that regard wink )






who are you? grin grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:54pm On Oct 22, 2014
Jennimma:
omo! See dance step o
lol! U wanna see some more ( i need some more, more girl-darey)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:33pm On Oct 22, 2014
Jennimma:
hahahahaha...takes his hands and move my body to the music.
(takes her hand and looks into her eyes, she giggles back) seems you know already!!!


(spins her left and right, turns her and bends her onto his knees. Shoots her up andthrows her up in acrobatic fashion. She panics but lands safely in his arms) grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:32pm On Oct 22, 2014
D9ty7:
Don't bother waiting for me o. Your hubby used to be a bouncer. And once a bouncer is always a bouncer.Picks up my car keys and run out of the party but not after kissing Mrsbrezy and handing her a wrapped parcel. Davp, I'll get you something next year.
chai see d9ty7 o! Next year? Nawa o
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:28pm On Oct 22, 2014
MizMyColi:

Today, we are here to celebrate DaveP and Mrsbreezy

I want to especially take this time out to appreciate DaveP.

I wanna call him out for what he is exactly.

A Darling, Such A Sweetheart.
I'm honored to have known you on here.
kiss kiss kiss


Oukei!

I trust the MC, in the person of Dayjhihannon01 has it all taken care of......FOOD, DRINKS, BOOZE, LADiES cool, CAKES and of course MUSIC.


Let The Parry Begin!!!!!!

Woohhhhhooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

(runs from his date to rush-hug her, but pauses as he reaches the podium. His date is obviously smiling, but she wants to dance) erm( walks to hug her formally) grin grin wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:24pm On Oct 22, 2014
MizMyColi:

Clap! Clap! Clap! Clap!

Thanks dear, spell my moniker well next time o.
Na so I for take miss this timeline.

DaveP Hun kiss
Luv Ya Plenty.

What's expected of me cool
thanks dear. Your presence in itself is a gift! Luv you too cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:22pm On Oct 22, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Haha you're enjoying it I can see smiley well it is our day wink
arent you? Cmon do tell me you arent! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:20pm On Oct 22, 2014
dre11:
cheesy
cheesy
cheesy


See this bevy of beauties am seeing in this party


It's gonna be woahcheesy
lol. Oya now...... (takes jennimma's hands) lets dance. (dj play's inyanya's see me oh today) ahhhhh see me all d way..... grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:18pm On Oct 22, 2014
Dayjhihannon01:


Distinguished cuties and dudes..... Join me in welcoming the chairlady of this awesome night, MZMYCOLI to the podium, to deliver the opening speech


*APPLAUSE*
(stands as she takes mic)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:15pm On Oct 22, 2014
herald9:
#quickly dust my my trousers and wipe my shoes... dabs sweat from my face then put back the hankie... arranged my collar then walks briskly to the stage...picks up mic and gaze around the bubbling crowds...

clears throat...

and begin #

Ladies and gentlemen... please Let's be on our feet for the opening prayer...

#a little shuffling as everyone rises...then silence...



Let us pray.
God, we ask for your blessings upon this celebrants...Davep and Mrsbreezy as we celebrate this momentous occasion in their lives.

We are glad that you have brought us together safely to join in this occasion...
This night we ask for your special blessings for all those in attendant and those that couldn't make it and also pray for a smooth celebration... This we ask in the name of our loving Lord Jesus Christ. Amen
yes o! (applauds) grin
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
THE END



===============================


"Sir okoro, i would be heading to that footpath with a gun at this boy's head. You can plan to get me with the first shot, but bear in mind also that its not enough to stop me blasting off his head with just a single shot. So..... Here i come." Gozie's countenance changed suddenly and Sam watched as he came out to come open the door for him to be led like a lamb to the abbatoir. They walked a few metres then Gozie paused in his track. The streetlights along the road were bright and could easily identify him. That was'nt planned for, so he pushed Sam into a dark corner and waited. Obviously expecting his arrival, Srgt Okoro dialled him back .....


"I can assure you that my men are totally under my command. They would obey my orders not to throw a single stone. So come over."


"No, lets meet across the expressway, the gardens opposite the Government Secretariat would be fine and open. I'l be there. I'l know if your men are in numbers because if you use a van, that would take you fifteen minutes." He pushed Sam ahead of him and the noise from oncoming vehicles of all sorts made hearing a difficulty. Gozie cut the call and quickly messaged the sergeant.


"Lets cross over now. You're safe."


"How do you wish to take your....?" Sam suddenly stopped and walked forward. He became scared that he just reminded Gozie about the cash exchange. Gozie looked to and fro to ensure they crossed perfectly clear. Sam was lucky. The busy expressway and speeding trailer vehicles had drowned his voice and made it seem as though he was complaining to Gozie! They crossed over and climbed down into the green lawn and sat besides the pavement. There was no officer in sight and it was already ten minutes since they crossed. His phone buzzed and he picked.


"I'm right there, look at the trees at the right hand-side across the traffic light."


Gozie stretched his neck and then searched his pockets frantically for something- a hidden binoculars!

He scanned the area and enhanced the settings and resolution to catch hidden figures. He saw four men. Then he got a call again.


"I have a bag here, and a girl will come forward to give you. She is a hawker and is harmless. That's the 750,000 naira you requested. So once you see her....."


"Wait, how do i know this is real cash. She must throw a bundle my way to ascertain or else. I'l shoot if this is all mind-games. Remember i still have the boy." Gozie spat saliva as he spoke nervously. His left hand came hard on Sam's aching shoulder.

"Alright, Fine! We'l do that. Here she comes." and a girl about sixteen years of age raced across the street, bag in hand, and threw a bunch of cash at Gozie. This scared Gozie. How did she, an amateur, spot him so easily. He turned round and ran towards her, but after chaining Sam to a water pump in the garden. Then he grabbed her and began shouting. She screamed!


"I'l kill her now. This is all a trick......" he went on like a hardened criminal and he cursed and swore at all the officers.



"Mr Ibe has some of your boys working for him. Their names are......"


In his head, he felt a total silence. It was'nt total silence.



Gozie regained hearing and turned to see Seargent Okoro shouting at his men to stop what they just did. It was too late! Gozie had been shot by FOUR OFFICERS among his men. He turned and stared in apparent shock at what just happened.


"Noooooo!! Nooooo!!!


Gozie felt his bowel and saw a dark glow of liquid on the tarred road. He sank slowly to his knees and the girl ran back to the officers, thoroughly frightened.


Sam watched and dived for cover when he heard repeated gunshots in the air. He stood back up when he heard repeated shouts of 'Nooo!'


As he struggled to get free. A man ran towards him and broke the chain from him and led him to the other side. Sam paused and ran over to Gozie and held his cheeks. Gozie stared into his eyes and spluttered blood on Sam involutarily. He fell onto the floor and lay still.


Sergent Okoro ran towards them, gasped as he arrived the scene. He threw his beret away and the streetlights shone on his bald head.


"Who and who disobeyed my orders?" he ranted. As they surrounded the lifeless body.

No answer!

"oH my God!! Oh my oh my!! But i shouted and warned you earlier at the station!"



Sam refused to leave. But he felt frightened at the fact that the face that was negotiating his freedom was suddenly lacking movement or sound. He was dragged away by the officers who tried to congratulate him on his freedom. He was handed over to a female officer who treated him nicely as they climbed into a waiting ambulance. Sam stared back one last time and watch as they carried the lifeless body away. He wept as the ambulance door closed behind him. THIS DIDNT FEEL LIKE FREEDOM. THIS FELT LIKE BRUTALITY!!

Song: Bryan Adams-Straight From Heart



|The End|
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 8:06pm On Oct 22, 2014
Beennkumar:
Happy birthday DaveP.

I wish you all the best. Cheers!
thanks boss! smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Sweethart (davep) by daveP(m): 8:01pm On Oct 22, 2014
dre11:
Um
Sweet

Can I have some morecheesy
ahhhh! There. Naso! Oya now (nods to music)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:58pm On Oct 22, 2014
Xtarxhyne:
Davep....I don't av a date embarassed
oya dre11 or D9ty7 abeg make she dance grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:45pm On Oct 22, 2014
D9ty7:
*Hey Davep, gat to run now. I am off to go an pick some of the invited guests.
Picks up my car keys and walks towards my white Chrysler300. I'll be back before the programme gets hotter.
okay boss! Waves and throws car keys at him. Take ma bentley instead. (he catches and runs off) smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:43pm On Oct 22, 2014
MrsBreezy:
Hahah *returns hug* happy birthday to you too
ure welcome. This is an awesome feeling! cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:33pm On Oct 22, 2014
harlos:
*looks at him with a straight face*

*continues to seek another ladies attention*
(winks, frowns then smiles as jennimma approaches from greeting guests) smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:28pm On Oct 22, 2014
(sits besides jennimma, watches as naijaboiy, and dre11, harlos come in swagefficient looks) omo see stylo!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:18pm On Oct 22, 2014
Yes!!

Thanks to every one for coming. I feel honoured to have you here and its a pleasure. Its not going to be a long speech......(sights harlos disturbing a lady, pauses to pass signal to him. He gets it)


so once again, i say a big happy birthday to MrsBreezy, Adufetoposh and LaurelP and not to forget, my humble self. Your wishes to us all was scintillating , overwhelming. Thanks alot.



I hereby call on Cheriepet, Dayjihannon01, to give us a lil info about our celebrants before the restless Dj(looks at him ) troubles us with twichy sounds. smiley Cheriepet..... Describe us as you know us. Harlos as well(they applaud)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:06pm On Oct 22, 2014
Jennimma:
hmmm...all this drama for me? Ok o. *Takes his hand and enters the party*
cheesy (walks thru hallway to designated seat. Sights mrsbreezy and goes over to hug her.) happy birthday!!

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