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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:23pm On Sep 30, 2014
How silent!


Holiday or leave. I hope you all are fine?


Cheriepet
Lanicky
Harlos
Kingphilip
IrishKez
Jigsawkillah
Redgem
JeffreyJamez
Charijee
Jennimma
KelvinGraphics
Chibwike
LaurinaDavid
Bholutife18
Frankben
Trypa........

Just hope y'all doing fine?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by daveP(m): 3:01pm On Sep 30, 2014
marieolae: I need ppl to challenge me
angry
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 2:55pm On Sep 30, 2014
Jbluv55: I'll need you to help analyze the case o. Are you down for it sire? grin
let d e-jury convene. By then il deliver some punchlines to prove what we are all doubtful about. Boldness have part 2. Shame get part 1alone. Its just d 'definition' that changes-from 3D to 14D!
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 2:46pm On Sep 30, 2014
(looks back from ale bench and sights her) Adufetoposh!!! cheesy tell me, when did you start visiting this joint (offers her a chair)
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 2:44pm On Sep 30, 2014
Jbluv55: Davo baba cool. How are you this cold afternoon?

*serves him*

[img]http://www.schweppes.ca/img/bottle.png[/img]
(sips ginger ale) aahhh!! Schweppes!! Share the fun! I dey. Howz d 'case in court'? E hot ere o.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 2:29pm On Sep 30, 2014
dechandel: Lol
Dry indeed
Biko complete that statement tongue

And i am good
You? smiley
dechandel!!


I completed it already smiley
show me what youve got (runs) wait o, why im i running. Barman 3bottles of scwheppes!
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 2:27pm On Sep 30, 2014
neighy: l0l oga mi dave... Na oly end of the month we dey see u... Em don nack you bank alert abi cheesy Oya shapaly Gimme my share of your salary cheesy
so you been spying. Who told you i don colet sala? Iffapunch you!! (squeezes fist into ball)
Celebrities › Re: Pictures Of Nigerian Stand Up Comedians: Who Is Your Favourite? by daveP(m): 2:24pm On Sep 30, 2014
Basketmouth

Bovi has this kind of carriage that makes you laugh once you sight him. And accent to



"eye wey dey cry (must see road?)" grin

klint was said to be a lucky man.
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 9:02am On Sep 30, 2014
dechandel: Decha what? grin
Good morning


Uncle Jbluv5
Good morning
my throat became dry thus grin how are u doing?
Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 8:21am On Sep 30, 2014
Goodmorning everyone!
Neighy ure sighted


this one wey eveyone dey prepare and serve themselves nawa o. JB they wan hijack your apron and bottle-opener!! shocked

decha...... Fephew!!
Politics › Re: Jonathan Places Pa Akinkunmi On Lifetime Salary, Gives Out Houses To Steward by daveP(m): 11:08pm On Sep 29, 2014
igbsam: How Old is the Man Now ?

One Prayer I always love to say is that. God should please bless me now and enlarge my coast now that i'm agile, active and strong. Not when I am old and unable to do anything for my grand kids who would rather order me around to go and rest or take me to a home for the elderly so i can have excessive rest due to my old age. What is the use having such gratitude when you are no longer capable of enjoying life and doing what you should be doing at a youthful age.

So the moment he dies now, all the payments stops. His children are back to hustling.
he is late 70s if nt in his 80s


But he might start thinking and depart this world soon cos it will be a shocker of some sorts about why all this is coming now.

I like the idea and commend GEJ for remembering him like this. I have my reservations though. But good call GEJ.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Dome by daveP(m): 10:53pm On Sep 29, 2014
Nawa o MizMyColi! Hmm
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by daveP(m): 10:50pm On Sep 29, 2014
Evathyst: Of course I do! Nd his name is initialize. Dnt knw his real name though tongue
enter his moniker in then! Spice up the dry atmosphere.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by daveP(m): 10:37pm On Sep 29, 2014
Evathyst: Wow! Here comes my one & only. So, how do I start d wooing? Abeg remind me jare embarassed
dyu have someone in mind?
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by daveP(m): 9:59pm On Sep 29, 2014
Amused 12hrs ago

Bemused 4hrs ago sad

now.... angry why are our ladies demused?
.
.
.
zemusedhuh

C'mon
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:50pm On Sep 29, 2014
Trypa: Fank u,u dAve u are a wounderful pal can i get ur pin or watsapp no plzz
lipsrsealed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:21pm On Sep 29, 2014
Trypa: Am gud oo dave i thank God am fyn now and u how have u been?
ive been doing fine.glad ure okay nw smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:40pm On Sep 29, 2014
Cherie en chari

jig and star

trypa(guess you're feeling better now?)

jj en lanicky

irishkez en dre11


hope yall doing fine? embarassed
Career › Re: 10 Signs To Know That You Have Found The Right Career by daveP(m): 12:07pm On Sep 29, 2014
True...smiley



when will our educational system help to the extent it should make career choices a minute problem?
(goes back to engine room)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 12:00pm On Sep 29, 2014
Dayjhihannon01: I thank all wellwishers and cribmates for making this a memorable day in this crib... And making this the first Celebration we have here, I know we shall have more and more....

Dayjhihannon is also using this medium to inform cribmates he will be on sabbatical leave from the crib to attend to pressing issues.... (Had professional exam in a month time.. No more nairalanding till further notice.....)


Till then... Keep Safe, Stay Outta Trouble.. And be good




I LOVE U ALL
#throws salute# smiley
Politics › Re: General Buhari: A Whole Former Head Of State! By Pius Adesanmi by daveP(m): 10:29am On Sep 29, 2014
Hmm! 27milla. And the party chose two candidates from d north. One very weak and the other quite bright chances.



Sometimes i wish d snipers in movies were here to clear some . But they are just movies!


Choosing the better of worse candidates since 1999.
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by daveP(m): 10:13am On Sep 29, 2014
Dygeasy: You mailed me? I didn't get anything.
chat. Snt it thru chat
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by daveP(m): 9:24am On Sep 29, 2014
chibwike: yunghop, i see you, which of em is wooing you, davP.. Wats up..Dyeasy no fall my hand oh..make dis edition beta than dat of the males
im good bro. Hwz tinz!
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by daveP(m): 9:23am On Sep 29, 2014
Dygeasy: lol! Okay. I dey wait.
dropped and expecting
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 (ladies' Edition) - Ladies Choose Your Men. by daveP(m): 9:03am On Sep 29, 2014
Erm... Okay. Dyg make see shapali see behind stage.....


Jbluv55 i see you. Gud a.m!
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 2:44am On Sep 29, 2014
CONTINUATION..




Louis got home in an enlivened state, totally forgetting he was worried about his friend when he was leaving home that morning. He couldnt be in a bad mood all the time, thus the excitement he had as he walked in.


He and Helen got a ride back home through Daddy Bright who was fortunately around.

"Aunty Bose!!" Helen called as she dropped her bag. Her mum came out from the room and she ran into her arms.


"Hi mum! Today is different i can feel it."


"Hmm" she responded.


"Mummy two goals! Two goals" Louis repeated as he hugged his mum.


"Louis!!" they both called.


"Erm sorry. Hi mummy!"


And they scampered off as she watched. She was taken aback by the change of events. Just a few days after reconciliation and she was feeling strange, or new to the affection her home produced.



"Was this what i missed all this years?" she thought to herself. Then she realized affection was two-way and involved more than one body to be felt. She walked in and sat on the bed and shed a tear.

"Whats the matter?" Helen asked after barging in and seeing her mum cleaning her wet eyes.


Louis came in also holding some snacks.


"What the matter mum? Whats going on?"


She's been caught and she didnt want to give away herself that easily. She smiled at them and stood up. Their concerned eyes followed her movement.


"I love you!" was all she could say.


"We love you too mum.... But what's the matter?" Louis followed her and held her arm.


"I was remembering when you both were little."


"Hmm! Its alright mum, we'l grow bigger than this. Dont worry."


"That i know very well." and she smiled.


"Have dad called? Helen asked, her mum happy with the diversion.

"He'l be around in an hour..... You said you scored two goals Louis.....?"


And Louis began an endless delivery of the day's event, excited he had a listener. It was part of what he yearned for. And now it was here, and it was his mum!




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Mr Lambert rounded up and headed towards the address he was given. He planned he would visit the Ojembas even if he battled the idea of executing such an idea. They might just need it. He got to their abode and made his way in. He knocked and was welcomed in by Amaka who was both shocked and sad at seeing her Vice Principal at her door. She welcomed him and he sat and looked about their home.


Mrs Ojemba came out with her wearied-looking husband and he stood up to greet them.


"You are welcome sir!" they shook hands.


"Thank you sir......"


"I know its about my son you came....?" Mr Ojemba began.


"That is unfortunate. He was supposed to be in a competition today!" Mr Lambert said.



"Hmm! " was all Mr Ojemba could utter. Perhaps he was resisting the temptation to loose his calm.

"Well sir..... I believe Sam would be here soon. That's that's arrogant. Any....?"


"The police?" he chuckled " well!! They are onto it...."


They discussed a few minutes more, and Mr Lambert expressed sympathy with them. He took his leave hastily.


"Is that your Principal?" Mr Ojemba asked his daughter.

"Its our VP. The Principal is one short... But he did introduce himself. Were you paying attention?"


"Oh oh! Okay okay..... Hmmm"


"Thats nice of him to come over." Amaka cut in.



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As the city central wrapped up in darkness, traffic gradually folding up, a few officers were seen at strategic checkpoints. They kept track of incoming vehicles and paid heed to faces in private vehicles, knowingly ignoring some public transport buses aka Danfo. It was too obvious for captors to use in transporting a victim.


A few car-owners were obviously displeased at the delay meted along the entrance to the city's booming capital along the expressway. But they complied.

Toyota vehicles bore the grunt of constant searches. Then a car was flagged down. It sped past them as fast as possible. They gave immediate chase.


They refused opening fire as they inched closer toward the pursuant, but its driver doubled up speed and left them behind, as the road was evidently free.


"Why e go run like that?"

"Abeg follow that man well. Follow him!" and they braced in to double their pursuit. It was yet to be ascertained who and why.



Song: Asa- Fire On the Mountain
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Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by daveP(m): 1:13am On Sep 29, 2014
Marieolae & Kiddblingzz
Sarimah & Djeezy
Missterious & VictoriousVic
MizMyColi & Seagold
Xcapist & Kika23
Farano & Mization
Dechandel & Kilokeys
Missberrypop5 & Chibikwe
Xtarxhyne & Harlos
SpcAgtOko & Jbluv55
Ivyy & Ruudnisterooy
Claireshan & Neldrizzy



Hey guys. Whatever takes you there just know(violin starts in background, delivering nerve-touching tunes) that me-you, though times fly past....


Il see you when you, yes you... When you get there.
wink (adjust collar)

(light beat accompanies violin as he talks on) .....

The men's edition ends and probably i do hope the winners stick wink till d next edition. Meanwhile here's a worthy song by coolio(sits at piano and signals to beat to increase tempo as he sings passionately)


I'll see you when you get there

if you ever get there
see you when you get there

I'll see ee you oou when you get there

if you ever get there
see you when you get there

(choir joins and sings along with him as camera rolls down to catch final moment as they hold hands to sing also)


I'll see you oou when you get there
if you ever get there
see you when you get there


(signals for entire instrumentals to cut short except for constant claps)

I'll see you when you get there
if you ever get there
see you when you get there


me: (sings) seeeeee youuuuuuuuuu (kicks in vocal prowess) when you gettttttttttttttt(pauses and places hands on keys) theeeerrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

smileysmileysmiley (stands from piano and exits the building, take a look back, then walks out)

Camera/ Curtains Fall............
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by daveP(m): 12:43am On Sep 29, 2014
dechandel: Who no like better thing tongue
i missed alot. Hmmmm!
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Of These Acts Are You Guilty Of While In The Church? by daveP(m): 12:17am On Sep 29, 2014
5 and 26


26- cos she was using refusal to become frnds with her. Na Joe d keyboardist settle that mata. Always on my nerves imm i enta d church when i have my corner( sending me to sit with small boys to get back@ me). Usher-ladies dey try. LHM

Just these 2 smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 11:27pm On Sep 28, 2014
Sehindemi: Welldone dearie...
Thkzzz 4 today!
(smiles) sure twas ur day. Couldnt but do so! smiley


Goodnight!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 11:20pm On Sep 28, 2014
KelvinGraphics: Ogbeni i no wnt hear say U send her P.M o gringrin

Biko dnt tresspass.
lol aha kelvin. Chai! We go see we go see! grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 11:19pm On Sep 28, 2014
herald9: [b]#stretches...picks up mic.. #sorry... am a little bit drunk...so ignore any blunder you hear grin

uhm... I wish this party had continued till infinity...but They say everything that has a beginning must have an end...
So ladies and gentlemen... am overwhelmed with gratitude as you all turn up to to... to celebrate with me....I couldn't have done it alone...

My first regard goes to Dayjihannnon01 for organizing such a great occasion... you're the best Bro....more grease to your already greasy elbowgrin

To my co-celebrant... sehidemi...as you're plus one today... may you be increased physically, mentally, socially,
emotionally, intellectually and spiritually grin

To DavP... thanks for MC'ing this occasion... your sense of humor knows no bound...

Thanks to Mizmyoli for the cameo appearance....it was a blessing having you aroundgrin

If I want to mention all of you here...I might be talking till tomorrow... but just know that you're appreciated...

thank you once again and goodnight...

safe journeygrin [/b]
oh! U dey blow me head! Goodnight!!

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