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Rapzino: how was your night?

bros i dey o!

Dygeasy: Hmm... Nice. We are all just here.

The wooing challenge just dey like 'dende'. It'll hold this evening. However boring it turns out won't be my doing.

ahem!

charijee: That's for davP your paddy man to handle

chari!!! Wow! How are you?

franconian: Something never fit talk, you say make e sing....u wan kill am?

of course now. If our naija version can say 'HELLO CHINDREN' @ parties, THEN DEFINITELY it can sing. Even if the real one na robot . They even talk thru d eye of the costume. D ears are blocked

MzMariah: davep

good a.m (narrows eyes) how are you. Surprised?

Rapzino: Good morning y'all.

Morning!

rozzay: Tag daveP

notified!! Good thanks!

glowshine: Where A̶̲̥̅̊rε̲̣̣̣̥ the. Guys ooo, hope I'm not too late?? Where A̶̲̥̅̊rε̲̣̣̣̥ the. Guys ooo, hope I'm not too late??

good a.m! No you arent! The slots to contest for are above ^^^ pick a slot(one of the guys you wanna woo, and tag me, il slot you in . Thank you!

redcliff: Modified*

Some people dont even know the meaning of irreconcilable differences. Because folks use that phrase when it comes to splitting relationships. Therefore every tom edo and harry use it.....repugnant

she couldnt have a succesful child birth. Those miscarriages. Then i knew something was wrong with her womb. (brings out jotter and ticks celebs name) Im waiting for tiwa!! That word 'Irreconciliable differences' ask them if they know what it means. They hear it from Hollywood and imbibe it for use. Smh

SpcAgtOko: Hmm...

The slots are opened for challengers till a few hours to the challenge proper. I modified ^^^

SpcAgtOko: Mr. Host.. Please find me a contender

whuch reminds me! A moment please!

Dygeasy: SLOTS


1.
Rozzay & Teespice & Softsparkyy to woo OLUBUKATO


2.
Elantracey & Farano to woo OBINOSCOPY.


3.
Marieolae & Cheryl1 to woo NAIJABOIY

4.
Missberrypop & *** to woo CHIBWIKE


5.
SpcAgtOko & to woo JBLUV55


6.
Epathra and *** to woo TALLESTY1


6. Ishilove & *** to woo MYND44


7.
Berem & *** to woo OBAYAYA.

(scans thru list amidst silence) Host is now DaveP!!!

(in Night pyjamas)


Ladies and Gentlemen! A short notice: SLOTS ARE ALL THROWN OPEN ONLY TO ALLOW MORE CONTENDERS TO MAKE THIS CHALLENGE WORTHWHILE AND ENTERTAINING.


SO LADIES, THE SLOTS ARE OPEN TO CONTEST FOR THE GENTLEMEN WE HAVE HERE. TIME STARTS THE MOMENT YOU SEE THIS!! THANK YOU!! LETS MAKE THIS WORK

Day 2- for safety from evil!

Dygeasy: The challenge comes up tomorrow evening. Dygeasy will be unavailable so Mr. DAVEP will stand in.

I trust he'll do a good job.

Thanks people.

(as he approaches the audition venue, he hesitates and wears a wearied look. Removes his fedora hat and rubs his natural-curled hair.) hmm suspenders and bowtie. Steve harvey accent!! I sure gatz some cheese and bread to see this thru. Aint dulling one bit! (to himself) dave u sure must bring it on!! (exits)

temigracie: #kisses....

dre11: Which team are u playing with self

welbeck-sanchez-chamberlain

dre11:
Stories for the gods.......
See hyping

lmao moyes truly was now. Prepared for sunday. Ah!

snowprince07: sup boss am good and u??

we dey.charijee en jj , cheriepet. Nawa

IrishKez: It's your trademark

part of keeping a convo alive. Il guage it a lil.

IrishKez: Why do you always like to make inconclusive statements..?

ooh. Dnt be upbeat about that. Just happens sometimes

snowprince07: Hello everyone bawo Ni 2day??
I really missed u guys tho nobody missed me

sup sp07! How far now. Lngest T

IrishKez: Funny, I don't even have the intention of doing that
Want to do my masters in investigative journalism

investigative?? another Louis Lane!! Hmm. I know you know that we both know what it takes for that? well cool call. Seeing u on Tv everyday would have been........

Dygeasy: Go dust your suit o. You're handling backstage affairs.

u dey tempt me. Ive concluded i wouldnt handle it. Jst that neig.hy would be intrusive. Lets see anyways. The suspenders are always ready. Always!

dre11:
.... So u dey deny now

aha its just im a diff dave that's all! the dave u referring to was 'unique' in his own way

IrishKez: Masscom

newscaster kez!! That sure fits you. or what dyu think?

Dygeasy: Tshould be tomorrow

okay.

Tell terry G to drop the bell ( it has no meaning, unless ofcourse it has some metaphysical significance to his career)

2) stop 'speaking in tongues' in all videos and stop the use of the word 'sangalow'

Kcee should go and buy another pair of glasses for his eyes. He isnt blind!


Encourage Asa to keep it up.


Tell kayswitch to forget about music, dbanj's shadows him.


Toolz!! Hmm.....

KingTom: I am back na

i neva believe you yet. Okay!

dre11: Don't drop the towel like that.... Wait till the time ur kicked out like Moyes nah

but im nt Moyes nw. Im a different david!