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Celebrities › Re: If You Had This Chance! by daveP(op): 6:20pm On Oct 02, 2014
KingTom: grin grin grin
**I will tell Gordons to stop spraying his bald head***
grin
grin grin grin grin sparkling shinning....


KT this low key sef.....
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 6:17pm On Oct 02, 2014
Happy new month to all of you reading. Wish you all happy days ahead. smiley Thanks for staying by.
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 6:16pm On Oct 02, 2014
CONTINUATION



Soon after they chased the vehicle into a traffic jam. The car packed and waited for them to come over to avoid possible use of arms.


The officers ran over and summoned the driver to wound down her screen.


"Come out of this car!" he ordered.


Slowly and with hands apart, a lady in her mid-thirties came out looking frightened. The officers were shocked it wasnt a man as they thought earlier during the chase.


"Madam..... Stand over here!" they beckoned to her.

"Officers i can explain!" she pleaded.


"But madam, if you know you arent guilty of any crime why take a hot run like that? Where are your papers?" the corporal requested as she fumbled through her safe. She hestitated then shot a frightful glance their way.


"Madam be quick, don't waste our precious time here, or we would have to settle this in the station as soon as possible!"


"Officer, i'm.... I dont have it here with me"

"Do you at least have some i.d on you? he asked impatiently.


She quickly produced one and wiped her palms on her skirt nervously.

The corporal went round the vehicle and studied it. He asked a few more questions which she answered, but not satisfactorily.


"Mrs Hauwa, you said you just purchased this car of recent?"


"My husband is in the hospital, i need to get to him urgently. I'm sorry i had to leave without my particulars...."


"You will have to come over to our station ma'am" the officer collected the keys after she locked up the car. She pleaded they allow her come along in her car, and after a little more persuasion, they agreed. The rest of the cops went back to continue at their initial checkpoint.


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Mr Olaniyan came in late from Ibadan. He used the leisure time he had after dropping off his son in visiting a few of his relatives residing there. He was gladdened as they showered prayers on him for having reconciled with Dupe and he left the city relieved and happy.


"Welcome dad!" Helen ran across to give him a welcome hug, and so did Louis and finally his wife.


"This is past eight, you are all still awake!" he handed over the stuff he bought to them and sat down to stretch his aching back.


"We were waiting for you remember!" Dupe said as a matter of fact.


"Hmm, sure. Louis how is school, anything you want me to hear?" he smiled knowing his son would have a good story.



Louis sat and narrated the day's event in a exhilarating fashion, as his dad settled to have his meal.


"Hmm headmaster!!" Mr Ola mocked, almost choking in between his meal.


"I believe Sam would soon be free son. Dont panic. Just do what he would have done if he were here with you. As you think of him, so you too are in his thought. Its that clear son?"


"Sure dad, i can do that" Louis responded and soon went in as his bed was calling. He was asleep in a few minutes and his father relaxed on the couch trying hard to focus on the news, to no avail.


Dupe came over and called him up.

"How about a massage?" she winked at his tired face.

"You said what??" he was up already.

"You heard me." she whispered.


"Erm..... Just repeat that again." he looked at her face eagerly.

She slowly repeated it and he planted a kiss on her lips before she could finish off her words.

"Just a massage." he begged.

"Maybe, maybe not!" and she dragged him off to bed. The lights went out.



Song: Naeto C- 5 and 6
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:33pm On Oct 02, 2014
dre11: If u wanna change mah words ..... Do it well and not leave a trace for people to know that u carried it out
erm okay! Im no more boss, i resign. (removes waist coat and bowtie)
Celebrities › Re: If You Had This Chance! by daveP(op): 5:31pm On Oct 02, 2014
lalasticlala: I will tell Jim Iyke to go and marry since he's d only son.

lol
he wants his fans to scream it before he take Buari down the aisle.
Celebrities › Re: If You Had This Chance! by daveP(op): 5:30pm On Oct 02, 2014
Rita Dominic should come marry a nairalander.

Bovi should start a Joke Academy


Tiwas should wake up from dreamland.

Denrele should leave yaba-left!

Drop yours.
Christianity Etc › Re: Gratitude Challenge by daveP(m): 5:26pm On Oct 02, 2014
HFOG: DaveP many thanks for sharing that great song...
smiley you have it on your phone? You're welcome!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:25pm On Oct 02, 2014
IrishKez: School's fine, thanks


I already shared that info here countless times undecided
sorry. Jst i didnt see it, wasnt referred to it. Okay!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:23pm On Oct 02, 2014
dre11: Nah from your hand I dey try polish mah football skills

So u mean say u no go shay ye for boyz be that
hmm! Atall o. Boyz will smile by saturday. Im glad you leart football at least
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:03pm On Oct 02, 2014
IrishKez: Oh, sorry about that sweetheart
Tomorrow will be better, ok?
i pray so too. Watsup wif school? You havent told me what youre studying wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 4:18pm On Oct 02, 2014
IrishKez: Why hesitate and what is so hard in saying it? cheesy

shocked
monetary expectation squashed!
dre11: cheesy
cheesy
I for talk ooo

So Wetin come happen thenundecided
(in manager's voice) cash me the money. Dre u dey try!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:54pm On Oct 02, 2014
Dygeasy: Hello bro. How u dey?
nothing much o. When you wan wear the suit en bowtie sef(host stuff).
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:35pm On Oct 02, 2014
Dygeasy: Hello here. cool
dyg is ere. Sup! Hmm@ siggy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:34pm On Oct 02, 2014
dre11: Nobody wan woo u ni
dre u don start o, its not that one joor. Haba! (narrows eyes)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool Vs Real Madrid: UCL (0 - 3) On 22nd October 2014 by daveP(m): 3:21pm On Oct 02, 2014
Red vs White!! Sterling vs Cr7


this match may decide if ronaldo would love to come back to england again. But i doubt this match would be that easy for Madrid. Just that Mignolet would see series of shots.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:14pm On Oct 02, 2014
IrishKez: What expectation sweetheart? cool
Longest time
Good afternoon!
( hesitates) today....... Wish i could say it.


How are you? (removes her glasses)
Politics › Re: Photos: Nigerian Heads Of State From Independence Till Date (1960-2014) by daveP(m): 3:10pm On Oct 02, 2014
lalasticlala: GeneralSani Abacha

17 November 1993-8 June 1998
(Died in Office)

duration: 4 years, 203 days
i know he went into a shop and those badoo glasses were picked for him and since that day, IT STUCK!! grin grin

how soon we've forgotten this man!!
God Bless Nigeria!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:49pm On Oct 02, 2014
embarassed hmm expectations squashed!!
Sports › Re: Super Falcons AWC Squad Announced! by daveP(m): 2:42pm On Oct 02, 2014
CFCfan: An attacking trio of Oshoala, Oparanozie and Nkwocha/Mbachu would terrorize opposing defenses to no end grin
i expect the 3 of them to leave the tournament with at least a hattrick each. The least scorelinse should be 5-1 grin
Literature › Re: Nairaland E- Workshop For Writers--Last Day Of 6(OCt5) by daveP(m): 2:21pm On Oct 02, 2014
Why? Whats the matter?
whitemosquito: Help. Somebody. Anybody. Please.
Literature › Re: Nairaland E- Workshop For Writers--Last Day Of 6(OCt5) by daveP(m): 2:18pm On Oct 02, 2014
princesa: Okay, I enjoyed today's contributions, Looking forward to tomorrow.

Tiffanj...i learnt more about characters today, and can actually place my characters in a group. thank you.

Olushrp...I loved ur poem too, love the dialogue infusion. But to make your poems look more professional, try to adhere to the poetry form rule that every word in a new line starts with a capital letter, except in some cases where they are run on lines (enjabment). And offcourse, the first person pronoun 'i' is always written in capital, no matter where they appear. Kudos

Omau...your poems are just killing me softly, thanks for contributing. smiley

Jigsw... You didn't quite deal with the topic you presented, but the little was educative, thank you too...

Timpker, you and poetry forms enh and to think you didn't study literature, I hope you'd educate us more on poetry forms when its your turn to speak abi post tongue

Diveen...of course you know you're great, weldone.
erm (looks for my name) does it mean i didnt......?
Literature › Re: Nairaland E- Workshop For Writers--Last Day Of 6(OCt5) by daveP(m): 2:16pm On Oct 02, 2014
OMA4U: An idea needs to be groomed by reading it over.

JigsawKillah, nice contributions. I've learnt new things from you.

Princsa, DavP, thanks for the tutorials.
you welcome! I didnt get the mention yesterday. cool
Celebrities › If You Had This Chance! by daveP(op): 1:58pm On Oct 02, 2014
Sometimes their act creeps us out, annoy us or make us frown at them. Many have outright hatred the moment the name of a particular Celebrity is mention on TV or Radio, Internet.



So if you were given the chance to CORRECT/COMMEND him/her, what would you SAY to that celeb?

Musicians, comedians, OAPs,actors and actresses, Dj or Vj, etc

cool or grin or huh Or angry
Family › Re: Profound Statements That Will Surely Change The Way You Think by daveP(m): 1:49pm On Oct 02, 2014
softsparkyy: Irreplaceable!!!
lol beyonce fans everywhere!!! wink

lemme hold the thought for later (runs off to create thread)
Celebrities › Re: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by daveP(m): 1:44pm On Oct 02, 2014
marieolae: I jus like her
she needs to get her acts together. Tiwa!!! Chidinma?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 1:03pm On Oct 02, 2014
Missmossy: Hehehe cool tell me you don't enjoy high school movies?

Seen The last song ft Miley Cyrus?cheesy
one tree hill

friday night lights cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by daveP(m): 12:57pm On Oct 02, 2014
cheryl1: Jason is too bad..i lyk d innocent and cute ones
Miquel is boring
lol see how youre pushing these fine guys aside. Hmm cute en innocent? Lemme see- tinnie tempah, taio cruz, liquideep.
Tell me Timberlake's flaw (gotcha cool )
Wizkid is not innocent rem?
This is a court case!!
Family › Re: Profound Statements That Will Surely Change The Way You Think by daveP(m): 12:51pm On Oct 02, 2014
MzMariah: grin cheesy grin

He is acting as if that's not who he is too. undecided
hmm undecided

sparkky needs thumbs up then. But as cena says 'nefa gifup'
Celebrities › Re: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by daveP(m): 12:44pm On Oct 02, 2014
cheryl1: Is dat wat he told u?
he said that on his twitter acct! smiley i guess jason derulo or miguel will be a better option!
Celebrities › Re: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by daveP(m): 12:31pm On Oct 02, 2014
cheryl1: Hehehehe...wizkid will replace him den tongue
he doesnt want to get married till 34! wink
Celebrities › Re: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by daveP(m): 12:29pm On Oct 02, 2014
marieolae: Naija ppl just hate dis woman..I wonder y oo
shes fuelling the 'hate'. Wait youre a die-hard fan of her's? (jots down valuable details)
Romance › Re: Guys/ladies, I Don't Understand This Babe At All. Advice Me by daveP(m): 12:24pm On Oct 02, 2014
naijaboiy: bro I tire ooo cheesy
infact ehn. I think calling with a totally neutral number and voice(hausa accent) can sometimes do the trick. grin

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