Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:54pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
MrsBreezy: Fiiiiiiiine ill sing. What would you like to hear? anything sweet, appealing for us  thanks |
Romance › Re: Beneath a Pale moon! by daveP(m): 8:53pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Erm.... Respect altar vows. They are powerful than one imagine. The loff u need will soon be right at your doorstep, trust me u wont be breaking 'any rules' by then. No fall my hand o  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:40pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
MrsBreezy: Sigh. What shall I sing for y'all. (sad face) dont worry! (drags feet away) |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:38pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Celebrants, u no tell us ahead about this celebrate... So make God sama u with one club of laughter. You walked in silently sotey we still dey discuss on where una dey, for that longlife go jam you with trailer model M.A.N!! Naso naso (relaxes) wetin i talk just now  oya dayji!! Prayer yaff done |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:34pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Dayjhihannon01: u wlcm sis...
*wisphers to anchor.. Davep fire on with the order of events nah..*  yes o! |
Politics › Re: Pictures of Some Governor-Generals of Nigeria Prior To Independence by daveP(m): 8:31pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Hmm, see beardedism!! The symbol on that flag though |
Business › Re: Ever Been Disappointed By An ATM Machine? Share Your Experiences by daveP(m): 8:25pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
I resist the urge to go ATMaic. Its been two-sided though. But its sweet helping though in atm situos like im reading here. Ive helped hundreds in stranded atm situations.  il continue to resist the urge. No need to educate me about benefits, i know them well |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:21pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
MizMyColi: Thanks Guys. Waow!
I'm so honoured. Thanks again.
What's the order of events like? after some lil entertainment.... Erm e-food starts  il see to it that u sing  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:19pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
MrsBreezy: Sigh. Can we not get Beyonce to come. your voice is unique for a sunday night!  ........ |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:16pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:10pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:06pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 8:05pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:53pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:53pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Dayjhihannon01: ..... IN SEYI LAW'S VOICE This is Nairaland, This is Hannon's Lattitude and Meddlings Crib, This Day 28th Sept, Its Happening.. 2 crib members are celebrating dia day, in dis our prestigious crib Ladies and gentlemen,,Its my pleasure to welcome tonights celebrants, HERALD9 AND SEHINDEMI to the high table .... Please Jam ur hands together for them as they marched gallantly to their sit |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:49pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
MrsBreezy: Uggggggh please don't make me  any of the two would be okay. I know uve gat the e-vocal prowess!!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:46pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
(whispers to MizMyColi, she smiles)  dj play craig davies' step in d name of loff!! ( pulls off slippers and wears felt shoes to dance) ahhhhh!! (stretches out hand to request dance;nepa takes light) |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:41pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
MrsBreezy: Haha thank you  you will be our 'alicia keys' tonight! Sing a happy bday song for the celebrant (she attempts to run, but drags her back and gives her narrow eyes) a song or a poem!  |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:37pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
Dayjhihannon01: hehehe... Don't waste dis dance yet abeg..... Welcome anchor.. .. Gives him a warm handshake* sure!! Wait anchor?  cooljoe en mrsbreezy u are hali welcome |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:34pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
(plays a piece from mozart's. Everyone listen with rapt attention. Violin takes over. Cresendo rises and steeps low again, rises yet again and maintains pitch) |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:29pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
herald9: The Dramatist yaf arrived Hbd to you heraldus successus!! Erm (scratches head) dj kee musik u dey support man u ba? (looks at his face) nawa o. (uncovers a piano at one side of the stage, test a key or two) ........... |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Hannon's Latitude And Meddling's Crib by daveP(m): 7:16pm On Sep 28, 2014 |
(enters)  (clicks to d sleepy d.j and kirk franklin revolutions starts playing) omo i wan break small sha (starts breaking) |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by daveP(m): 8:28pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
(strungs guitar twice, signals to band members; flutist begin intro as audience look calmly)
Say you only miss the light when its burning low
only miss the sun when it starts to snow
Only miss your lover when you let her go. (pauses and nods at vocalist 1 to brace up)
only know you youve been high when you feeling low
only hate the road when you missing home
only know your lover when you let her go..... And you let her go owu o ooh ooh ooo oooh owu oh yeah
staring at the empty seats, same ole empty space in your heart
whatever you touch surely dies (strings guitar, as a musical tempo prepares to spark off, two men drop their mugs of beer, two more drop their wraps of weed) .......... |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by daveP(m): 8:22pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
SpcAgtOko: I thought smellmyfart was dropping lines too?  (sniffs)  this name wants to spoil my guitar!! The pre-verdict stands!! |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by daveP(m): 8:15pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
Jbluv55: *comes up to the stage knowing that I don't have a contender*
*clears throat*....I greet you all Nairalanders present and ask that you bear with my lengthy wooing. Its prolly my only opportunity to do this and I need to do it right  . Thank you .
*turns to SpcAgtOko*
Dear SpcAgtOko, I never actually planned to do this but then here I am beaming with smiles as I bare my heart for you and all present to see.......
You are one lady I've known and liked for quite a long while but our first formal interaction(on this forum) was exactly a year ago today(Sept. 28, 2013 ) and that discussion confirmed to me that we more or less shared similar/same ideals(except for football affiliations of course  ). I've been a fan of yours since then, observing that you possessed just the right amounts of intelligence, maturity and humor I needed in a lady and that made me fantasize constantly about you . You brought your own kinda fun/humor to NL without necessarily derailing every thread you visited and that made me respect you .
I thus had to conclude that you were a disciplined 'fun' person - my kinda girl .
I didn't seize the opportunity to woo you then because I wasn't sure if you were one of those unreal NL chics that tend to lose their appeal with time but alas you gradually slipped under my skin, invaded my circulatory system and seized my heart   .
And then I saw your pix in December 2013, and it turns out you are an Oyinbo   
I then decided to allow this bird(YOU) to fly and roam the skies of NL for months but somehow you still found your way back home to ME . I had to conclude that this was no coincidence .
*holds her two hands, stares into her eyes and goes on bended knees*
I am in love with you Princess SpcAgtOko and how do I know this for sure?
There is a saying about being in love: "You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams." I think my situation is a perfect example of this saying .
I have come to love you the way a drowning man loves air. I love you even more because you have all the qualities a man could ever want in a lady:
• the light skin that MrCock is dying for ; • the eyebrows that Seun is crazy about ; • the humor that made Idowuogbo the most celebrated NLer ; • the kinda maturity/friendliness with which Obinoscopy handles his moderating ; • the kinda 'bright future' and 'outstanding past' that makes guys chase after sexy ladies like rokiatu ; • the kinda communication skills that has earned ladies like MizMyColi a great number of admirers; • the kind of beauty and aura that could make a guy like me wanna "hang his boots" like Tallesty1 etc
Aduke, I hereby do away with all shyness and inhibitions; I throw away all forms of procrastination and ask that you allow me be your friend - the friend you fall hopelessly in love with, the one you take into your arms and into your bed; the one you allow to explore the private world you keep trapped in your head. I want to be that kind of friend and more.
I want to be the one who will memorize the things you say as well as the shape of your lips when you say them. I want to be the one who knows every curve, every freckle and every shiver of your body.
I want to know where to touch you and how to touch you. I want to know how to always convince you to design a smile just for me because in your smiles I always behold a sight more beautiful than starry nights. Yes, I want to be your best friend in the entire world.
Sweet SpcAgtOko, I picture us married and turning our abode into a football field where Chelsea ME( ) and Man U YOU( ) would play home and away matches on a daily basis. We would turn the kitchen to Old Trafford where I would allow you have your superiority or play a draw with you . We could then return to Stamford Bridge-the living room-where you expect me to have my full points after scoring many more goals than you can  :p.
We would then resort to our bedroom, a neutral playing ground where we both can score equal number of goals and console each other afterwards with wet kisses and cuddling 
Dear SpcAgtOko, I want to be your Starbucks coffee while you would be my Alomobitters AlomoSweets   . Please say those words that I so crave for from the one that has stolen my heart and watch me "Love you to the moon and back" .
*remains on bended knees waiting......* (whispers the result ahead of the jury) |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by daveP(m): 8:10pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
dechandel: *sniffs*
This is so wonderful So lovely  hmm. Just one!! |
Sports › Re: All The News About The Golden Eaglets (U-17) HERE! by daveP(m): 7:55pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
tbaba1234: Nigeria won 5:0
6:2 on aggregate. okay thanks alot!  |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by daveP(m): 7:53pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
(in flavor's voice as he mounts the stage to perform, floodlight in multi-colors settle on him. To director) abeg e dey burn me skin change direction small  ( shifts mic and shouts) baby issokay iru or gala (choose one)  baby issokay........ Ahhhhh!! (nepa takes light) |
Sports › Re: All The News About The Golden Eaglets (U-17) HERE! by daveP(m): 7:42pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
5-0? Pls confirm that again. A whole Caf cant update its website ni? I saw a blank score space there. |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by daveP(m): 7:38pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
Dayjhihannon01: in his thick voice **welcomes pal**.. Sidon here **shift for him (sits and discovers teju is actually dygeasy) omo dat mask decieve me sha!! Who is winning who? |
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 7:33pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
tenajtek: See oga davep. Dont try it oh! For what na! Pls!!!!  why now. You are the page lady!! |
Romance › Re: The Wooing Challenge 2014 [Men's Edition]. The D-Day! (ENDED) by daveP(m): 7:16pm On Sep 27, 2014 |
(enters with entourage) can i acclamatize to my surroundings? (fans away annoying smoke) too many pipers blowing!! (sees tejubabyface on d stage nodding as a contestant reads from a paper, he quaketh and trembleth) why does he quake? Tell him to relax na (sits on rocking chair) |