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Forum Games › Re: Nairaland(forum Games) Hookup And Relaxation Center(reloaded) by daveP(m): 5:07pm On Sep 25, 2014
Temigracie!!!


(lowers intonation) i was lipsrsealed

a certain robot was jelos i was dancing wif you. shocked wait o, anoda temigracie?? What is happening o.
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 4:17pm On Sep 25, 2014
CONTINUATION




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By the time Triple C rounded up the day's engagement, Mr Ola and Bolu were already at his school. He drove into the premises and went straight towards the Principal's office. She stood up to greet him as he entered and offered a seat. One of the influential parent around!


"Mr Olaniyan, you are most welcome!" They shook hands.

"Sure, how is work and everything?"

She affirmed all was well and while he went into inquiring about his son's performance, Bolu settled and stowed away his 'goodies'. He was surrounded by his hungry-looking mates who on sighting the car enter, quickly trailed and assisted him, among them were a few of his friends.



He asked after Courtney and prepared to meet him at the 'lower area'. A few of his seniors bugged him for a share of his stuff. It was major reason he turned down bringing provisions. But it could have been worse if he was predictable to the fault of dealing mainly with cash.


It had been tested as he met his locker burgled on a few occasions.



"So Bolu, come over." His dad beckoned after he was through with the Principal.

"What did she say?"


"If you want to make the team, dont force it now. It is affecting vital subjects......." his dad went on, yet calm and reassuring of a father-figure.


"Yes sir." He only said that when he felt his dad bothering him.


"Good, this is the third term. I want to see a repeat of last term's result if not better" Mr Ola said and entered his car.

Son waved bye to father, they would see in a few weeks. As the car exited the school, Bolu recounted what made him to be present at the meeting even if they didnt participate fully in it. He smiled, turned and raced down to the Games arena to find Courtney.


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Seargent Okoro was about dozing when he heard a rap on the door. He approved entry and in strode four of his men. He eyed them one after the other as they saluted him.


"So..... What are your fndings and conclusions?"


"Sir, we traced the vehicle dated 2008! The plate detail are in there sir." Corp Kenny explained.


"So you telling me it was last seen at Berger, on the outskirts of Lagos?" He questioned and smooched his beard.


"Not only that sir. Since crowded areas will be less an option for such operation, we've come up with six possible location which are low key to anyone who thinks and needs a place for a kidnap victim" Corp Kenny once again explained.



It made the others seem as though they had nothing tangible to suggest. They simply gazed lazily and straightened up when the boss gave them a reprimanding look.


"Are you saying the rest of you have nothing tangible to say?"


"erm sir.... the VIN number details were handled by us. We went to Area G station sir.... To dig up cases of stolen or missing vehicles......" the Constable fizzled out in fright


"Yes! Yes!! Is that all? Well you are just seven. And i want you all to think first if this young boy was your son....." the room fell silence, except for the ceiling fan.

"Think what would you have done anyway...." He walked up to them staring them in the eye. One by one their gaze fell. "I believe you all did the right thing here, but going to eat and wash it down with bottles of stout instead of being here to trigger me to follow up. We are not even dooone with the case" He squeezed his face and turned to answer the telephone.


The officers were glad for this interruptions. He waved them out and spoke on the line still

"Okay, thank you very much Sgrt! Very well. Good day!" he stretched and soon his men were ordered to get ready, a combat team was on its way to spear the mission at hand. He dialled Mr Ojemba to notify him of the change in operations, but his line was dead.


Seargent Okoro fell into his chair and was soon asleep.



Song: Robert Duncan- Walk the Fire
Celebrities › Re: What Are The Real Names Of These Actresses by daveP(m): 3:25pm On Sep 25, 2014
Farano, Pasqual09-do unban me pls.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 1:43pm On Sep 25, 2014
Gustavo Sucre Alegría Lobo Sergio su vez, poner en su cocinero-Uniformes- estén invitados están recibiendo hambre

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 1:35pm On Sep 25, 2014
claireshan: Venue please grin because I don't wanna be late
right here!!



(sets down temigracie) u sure are a great dancer (kisses her hand) erm im d top chef, ave gats to go wink. My team is waiting for me........ (points at her as he backsteps) be xpecting me wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 1:30pm On Sep 25, 2014
temigracie: (twist my small waist and rest on his arms to carry me)..

Dave, do you think you can contain my weight??....Anyways, I started learning Salsa right from the womb....

I hope 'am not intimidating you with my dance steps..

BTW, translate that to engrish oo
(carries her and spins her acrobatically, the crowd shocked shocked )

no not at all, ure stepping gracefully(they spin apart and pause as song pauses; then continues after 3secs smiley ) what it means? Thats spanish....


Today is a happy day kelvin have something to say move like the sun will set wriggle like theres no one here. Life is a sweet thing, oh with you and me. Temigracie put on ur dancing shoes, we gave no time to lose..... cheesycheesy cheesy cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 1:24pm On Sep 25, 2014
rozzay: Hehhehhehehe davep I c u, I dey come make I find wizkid so he can sing d bday song for KG
where is d kid? (looks at order of programme) its says

"rozzay to sing a soul-touching happy birthday song before food gets served" (shows her) shocked


erm if ure shy, call back-up! (music is still soft)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 1:18pm On Sep 25, 2014
priscaoge: *Drags him back* oya begin talk now,what did u see? Huh?
grin nothing! (scratches head)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 1:17pm On Sep 25, 2014
Leetunechi: *walks into the stage from the backstage,takes mick from davep*


ladies and gentlemen.. Celebrant kelvingraphics wink cdamsel and and our questiez grin my co.emcee davep


make una pardon me for cumin late to dis show..my gf just set my new proda jeep on faya..

I had to treck down here angry
(applauds as he mounts stage with his bella)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 1:16pm On Sep 25, 2014
temigracie: hehehehehehehe...


**singing and dancing**...I must chop this money 3x...I dont care.... Cos we get am plenty....

**dancing salsa**
oohhh. Salsa (grabs her hands and move with toes uphevelled as mexican lord drums and sings) wink


mexican:
Hoy es un día feliz kelvin,

tienen algo que decir moverse

como el sol se pondrá retorcerse

como theres nadie aquí. La vida es

una cosa dulce, con oh tú y yo.
(trumpets blare)

Temigracie puso ur zapatos de baile, (swirls in expertise)

no dimos tiempo que perder .....



cheesy cheesy grin (bows, she bows as well) you are a good dancer, where u born with salsa? wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 1:09pm On Sep 25, 2014
priscaoge: *Cleans Sweat*....I can't wait 4 d pari 2 get startedwink

*Continues ironing my G-String + Victoria Secret Pant*
(whistles like osuofia) shocked shocked (runs out of behind stage) sorry wrong room(bow tie drops) dayumm(leaves it and runs)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 1:05pm On Sep 25, 2014
Trypa: Ok am waiting so wat d tym for d party?
its started here right now smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 1:04pm On Sep 25, 2014
dechandel: wow
Special guest cheesy
I am honoured



Its a good thing i'm feeling all prada-ish today grin
Off to the mall
grin grin waiting for you!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:03pm On Sep 25, 2014
Trypa: Ok am waiting so wat d tym for d party?
its started
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 12:11pm On Sep 25, 2014
Leee take over (nepa brings back d light) those sleeping suddenly jolt out of sleep and dance) leetunechi!! Ah faaaji kelele


brb
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 12:07pm On Sep 25, 2014
CDAMSEL-CELEBRANT'S WIFE
@ShoeFreak...-EX- e-mum of the celebranttongue
@PrettySpicey-e-Mum of the celebrant
@Standd-e-grand mum of the celebrant
@Shikamaru-e-grand dad of the celebrant
@Elantracey...-e-sister of the celebrant
@DoWhile-e-dad niyen
@Sarimah-e-mum and wifey of DoWhile and
mammy of
@Sholasholala-Celebrants Teddy bear
@IDOWUOGBO-Chairlady of the occasion
@Xcapist-Fellow Birthday mate
@PriscaOge-She is incharge of Food and
Beveragies
@Temigracie-Finance Minister
@Dechandel-Special Guest making Special
appearance
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 11:48am On Sep 25, 2014
(leads Kelvin to the highest table, as he sits one of the legs of the chair break) shocked


(soft jazz tunes comes for an east coast band called "biwon sen sayeye" aka bisy aka as dem dey party) cmon play sunny ade's merciful God for making d dubai trip safe......( dj find and soon reluctanct head are seen moving. A few jump up and dance, and soon the hallway is filled with dances as everyone shouts)


EMASIFUL God!!! (Nepa takes light)

all: ooooowwwwwwwwwww!!!


grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 11:41am On Sep 25, 2014
@Claireshan-V.V.I.P
@ShoeFreak...-V.V.I.P
@Olubukato-V.V.I.P
@NaijaBoiy-V.V.I.P
@JBLUV55... -V.V.I.P
@Mizmycoli...-V.V.I.P
@Zeemoore-V.V.I.P
@Rozzay-V.V.I.P
@Obayaya-V.V.I.P
@Ishsoph-V.V.I.P



you are welcome to this opening proceedings for the celebration of KelvinG's bday. Distinguished ladies and honourables( yinmus @ them: cos we no go see any honourables when night comes) pls do grace the high table. grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 11:38am On Sep 25, 2014
Iphone6

Micheal Kors bags
Pes2015
River Island sandals,
CR7 jerseys
Christian Louboutin shoes,
marco Polo wears
mcdonalds

harriet carter accesories (all kinds)
Zuhair Murad dresses,

No 5 Chanel perfume,

Audemars Piguet wrist watch

Tom Ford sunglasses



(they rush in scurried haste,tripping each other down) easy easy ( a guy from behing 'spears' the M.C down) hellllllllpppppp. Iro ni. (shakes it off)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 11:25am On Sep 25, 2014
(huge trolley is rolled in upstage. The whole audience turn their heads and applaud knowing they are gifts.)


The celebrant(switch to hon patrick's voice) is landed compatible. All the way from Montreal, Canada!! Pls let us stand to sing happy Birthday as he enters!!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 11:15am On Sep 25, 2014
@JayKayMaybachz-VIP
@Farano-VIP
@Caseless....-VIP
@KiddaBlingzz...-VIP
@TEEO...-VIP
@Zicoraads... -VIP
@Frankben...-VIP
@Leetunech...-VIP
@Ochon...-VIP
@Dayjhihannon01-VIP
@Iceberylin...-VIP
@AfricanApple-VIP
@GentleMimi..-VIP
@FrankySnow...-VIP
@Softsparkyy...-VIP
@Miztola...-VIP
@Lypeptra...-VIP
@MrsBreezy-VIP
@Cooljoe-VIP
@KachisBarbie-VIP
@Lanicky... -VIP
@Xtarxhyne..-VIP
@DaveP...-VIP
@3dimension-VIP
@JefferyJames-VIP
@Charijee-VIP
@Cheriepet-VIP
@Neldrizzy-VIP
@Dre11-VIP
@Harlos -VIP
@Irishkez-VIP
@Missberrypop5-VIP
@Snowprince07-VIP
@Noble4D-VIP
@Lorlaahlozz-VIP
@Kayjuu-VIP
@Lorlaahlozz-VIP
@Englishmart-VIP
@MissyHorlah-VIP
@Sycluxx-VIP
@Truckpusher-VIP




you are welcome, we just about getting started for today!! Pleas have your seat, and dont fight for space. It doesnt guaranteed getting rice 1st wink

and i salute off of you, you are graciously welcome!!
thank you
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 11:10am On Sep 25, 2014
(whispers for d celebrant to remain outside)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 11:08am On Sep 25, 2014
Pls help me welcome the following guest to my stage..... CDAMSEL- THE ELEGANZAIC WIFE OF OUR CELEBRANT.

YOU ARE WELCOME


E KAABO SORI E TO!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 11:02am On Sep 25, 2014
(in steve harveyan accent)Sure it is a wonderful, scintillating day today's goina be! I can feel it.

No no matter how low a celebration is, there's gat to be some high in it, yeah!!

I aint talking of getting high on ween, or high to stupor. This 'high' actually is a noun(sure it was before) a thing.......


I'm i communicating? Im i communication


all: yeeeeeeh


weve gat high towers, high floors, high chairs and the......



All: hiiiiiggghhh table


till place is sure full ooooh! (dances some pazamezzo)

yeah the higgghhh table!!!


(no fes with daveP o, cash don enter pocket so na MC mood i dey o) grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 10:49am On Sep 25, 2014
ggrin: oh ma gush shocked
Look @ my butt cool



*twerking continua cheesy*
hmmm!! (whistles) Gustavo la apprehendad est ggrin!



Ladies and gentlemen..........(cymbals chime)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 10:37am On Sep 25, 2014
cdamsel: Na question I dey ask u o,u no gimme answer
sure it is one of them
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: So Karchisbarbie Is Married by daveP(m): 10:34am On Sep 25, 2014
MizMyColi: cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

I was only forming Ajhebutter joor.

Remember my brother from yesterday's DP?
The one who had his birthday?

So he decides to give himself a treat.
He ate fried plantain and eggs, custard and milk topping in the morning, pizza in the afternoon and Jollof Rice at night.

While his mates would normally upload pictures/selfies.

He uploaded what he ate for the day.
oh yeah. Hahaha. You helped him wit a selfie upload now. So.... Its complete grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 10:32am On Sep 25, 2014
lanicky: *Walks to d stage to sing* grin

*clears throat* umm...umm.

Common every1 let us celebrate.....whooooooooouuuuuuu
Let's celebrate d occasion with wine and sweet words....
Whooooooooouuuuuuu
Youth has no age....we're same inside
Whooooooooouuuuuuu
Jingle....jingle ...let d bell ring
Whooooooooouuuuuuu

Chorus....

FrankySnow....get up nd dance
cdamsel.....common show us what u've got
Mr daveP....roll out d drum
frankben.....free the babes nd dance
Jbluv55....quit serving let's dance

The older d fiddler the sweeter d tune....Kelvingraphics get up nd dance.

Yeah!! Yeah!! Yeah!!
Common!! Common!! Common!!
Jingle liglely jingle liguly.......

Happy birthday to uuuuuuu
May dreams come throuuuuuuuuugh grin

END.

*bows nd leaves stage*
a square of applause for her. Waje go fear levels grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: So Karchisbarbie Is Married by daveP(m): 10:21am On Sep 25, 2014
MizMyColi:
shocked shocked
Okay, here goes.
Fried Plantain.
Egg
Custard with skimmed milk and honey topping grin
u wantu chop konkere? Skimmed, plantain can go together, but that boiled egg. Dont say i didnt warn u still(touches ear for emphasis) shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: So Karchisbarbie Is Married by daveP(m): 10:16am On Sep 25, 2014
Kachisbarbie: [size=15pt]AhnAhn!! Mizmycoli...Tymax...Temigracie(betrayer of a sister-in-law angry) Chibwike...Davep!![/size]

...you people should fear God o. See thread my invisible boyfriend created for me, you people af turn it to whatsapp messenger. How do you think he will fell now. cry.
Uncle @OP...Pls close this thread, once again...Thanks
erm... Okay only on one condition





can you face the camera man? grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 10:15am On Sep 25, 2014
(mounts stage as music hits d airwaves) thank you! Thank you(bow tie falls, picks it up and replaces it) erm where was....( it falls again. Stamps it underfoot in annoyance) yes we just gat news. Theyve been cleared for landing. Can we bow for a word of prayer for the celebrants safe arrival (no one bulges. Test mic)


1,2 testing

619! 619! Pu puh 619... Okay!

(to band) Give me a K

re: K

give me an E

re:E

give me an L

re: L

give me a V

re:V!

Give me an I N G

re:I N G

to the R A P

everyone: R A P

me: ohhhhh! Im feeling this(walks to and fro stage)


(watches ggrin and uniben still dancing)


to the I the C, and the Sssssssss


oohhhh(na small boy o)



all: oohhhhhhhh(applause, as camera starts rolling, wipes off sweatless head)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To My E-husband Kelvingraphics by daveP(m): 10:04am On Sep 25, 2014
Unibenstudent: calls for us army to take over the case..
(looks hard at unibens) what prompted dis fella? U call these ones army, (to marines) asquitera validetee feliticion (they nod and exit premises; they are seen with a box of take-away sandwich) dont disrupt pls

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