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Temigracie!!! (lowers intonation) i was ![]() a certain robot was jelos i was dancing wif you. |
CONTINUATION =============================== By the time Triple C rounded up the day's engagement, Mr Ola and Bolu were already at his school. He drove into the premises and went straight towards the Principal's office. She stood up to greet him as he entered and offered a seat. One of the influential parent around! "Mr Olaniyan, you are most welcome!" They shook hands. "Sure, how is work and everything?" She affirmed all was well and while he went into inquiring about his son's performance, Bolu settled and stowed away his 'goodies'. He was surrounded by his hungry-looking mates who on sighting the car enter, quickly trailed and assisted him, among them were a few of his friends. He asked after Courtney and prepared to meet him at the 'lower area'. A few of his seniors bugged him for a share of his stuff. It was major reason he turned down bringing provisions. But it could have been worse if he was predictable to the fault of dealing mainly with cash. It had been tested as he met his locker burgled on a few occasions. "So Bolu, come over." His dad beckoned after he was through with the Principal. "What did she say?" "If you want to make the team, dont force it now. It is affecting vital subjects......." his dad went on, yet calm and reassuring of a father-figure. "Yes sir." He only said that when he felt his dad bothering him. "Good, this is the third term. I want to see a repeat of last term's result if not better" Mr Ola said and entered his car. Son waved bye to father, they would see in a few weeks. As the car exited the school, Bolu recounted what made him to be present at the meeting even if they didnt participate fully in it. He smiled, turned and raced down to the Games arena to find Courtney. --------------------------------------------------------- Seargent Okoro was about dozing when he heard a rap on the door. He approved entry and in strode four of his men. He eyed them one after the other as they saluted him. "So..... What are your fndings and conclusions?" "Sir, we traced the vehicle dated 2008! The plate detail are in there sir." Corp Kenny explained. "So you telling me it was last seen at Berger, on the outskirts of Lagos?" He questioned and smooched his beard. "Not only that sir. Since crowded areas will be less an option for such operation, we've come up with six possible location which are low key to anyone who thinks and needs a place for a kidnap victim" Corp Kenny once again explained. It made the others seem as though they had nothing tangible to suggest. They simply gazed lazily and straightened up when the boss gave them a reprimanding look. "Are you saying the rest of you have nothing tangible to say?" "erm sir.... the VIN number details were handled by us. We went to Area G station sir.... To dig up cases of stolen or missing vehicles......" the Constable fizzled out in fright "Yes! Yes!! Is that all? Well you are just seven. And i want you all to think first if this young boy was your son....." the room fell silence, except for the ceiling fan. "Think what would you have done anyway...." He walked up to them staring them in the eye. One by one their gaze fell. "I believe you all did the right thing here, but going to eat and wash it down with bottles of stout instead of being here to trigger me to follow up. We are not even dooone with the case" He squeezed his face and turned to answer the telephone. The officers were glad for this interruptions. He waved them out and spoke on the line still "Okay, thank you very much Sgrt! Very well. Good day!" he stretched and soon his men were ordered to get ready, a combat team was on its way to spear the mission at hand. He dialled Mr Ojemba to notify him of the change in operations, but his line was dead. Seargent Okoro fell into his chair and was soon asleep. Song: Robert Duncan- Walk the Fire |
Farano, Pasqual09-do unban me pls. |
Gustavo Sucre Alegría Lobo Sergio su vez, poner en su cocinero-Uniformes- estén invitados están recibiendo hambre
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claireshan: Venue pleaseright here!! (sets down temigracie) u sure are a great dancer (kisses her hand) erm im d top chef, ave gats to go . My team is waiting for me........ (points at her as he backsteps) be xpecting me ![]() |
temigracie: (twist my small waist and rest on his arms to carry me)..(carries her and spins her acrobatically, the crowd no not at all, ure stepping gracefully(they spin apart and pause as song pauses; then continues after 3secs ) what it means? Thats spanish....Today is a happy day kelvin have something to say move like the sun will set wriggle like theres no one here. Life is a sweet thing, oh with you and me. Temigracie put on ur dancing shoes, we gave no time to lose..... ![]() ![]() |
rozzay: Hehhehhehehe davep I c u, I dey come make I find wizkid so he can sing d bday song for KGwhere is d kid? (looks at order of programme) its says "rozzay to sing a soul-touching happy birthday song before food gets served" (shows her) erm if ure shy, call back-up! (music is still soft) |
priscaoge: *Drags him back* oya begin talk now,what did u see? Huh? nothing! (scratches head) |
Leetunechi: *walks into the stage from the backstage,takes mick from davep*(applauds as he mounts stage with his bella) |
temigracie: hehehehehehehe...oohhh. Salsa (grabs her hands and move with toes uphevelled as mexican lord drums and sings) ![]() mexican: Hoy es un día feliz kelvin, tienen algo que decir moverse como el sol se pondrá retorcerse como theres nadie aquí. La vida es una cosa dulce, con oh tú y yo. (trumpets blare) Temigracie puso ur zapatos de baile, (swirls in expertise) no dimos tiempo que perder ..... (bows, she bows as well) you are a good dancer, where u born with salsa? ![]() |
priscaoge: *Cleans Sweat*....I can't wait 4 d pari 2 get started(whistles like osuofia) |
Trypa: Ok am waiting so wat d tym for d party?its started here right now ![]() |
dechandel: wow waiting for you!!! |
Trypa: Ok am waiting so wat d tym for d party?its started |
Leee take over (nepa brings back d light) those sleeping suddenly jolt out of sleep and dance) leetunechi!! Ah faaaji kelele brb |
CDAMSEL-CELEBRANT'S WIFE @ShoeFreak...-EX- e-mum of the celebrant ![]() @PrettySpicey-e-Mum of the celebrant @Standd-e-grand mum of the celebrant @Shikamaru-e-grand dad of the celebrant @Elantracey...-e-sister of the celebrant @DoWhile-e-dad niyen @Sarimah-e-mum and wifey of DoWhile and mammy of @Sholasholala-Celebrants Teddy bear @IDOWUOGBO-Chairlady of the occasion @Xcapist-Fellow Birthday mate @PriscaOge-She is incharge of Food and Beveragies @Temigracie-Finance Minister @Dechandel-Special Guest making Special appearance |
(leads Kelvin to the highest table, as he sits one of the legs of the chair break) (soft jazz tunes comes for an east coast band called "biwon sen sayeye" aka bisy aka as dem dey party) cmon play sunny ade's merciful God for making d dubai trip safe......( dj find and soon reluctanct head are seen moving. A few jump up and dance, and soon the hallway is filled with dances as everyone shouts) EMASIFUL God!!! (Nepa takes light) all: ooooowwwwwwwwwww!!! ![]() |
@Claireshan-V.V.I.P @ShoeFreak...-V.V.I.P @Olubukato-V.V.I.P @NaijaBoiy-V.V.I.P @JBLUV55... -V.V.I.P @Mizmycoli...-V.V.I.P @Zeemoore-V.V.I.P @Rozzay-V.V.I.P @Obayaya-V.V.I.P @Ishsoph-V.V.I.P you are welcome to this opening proceedings for the celebration of KelvinG's bday. Distinguished ladies and honourables( yinmus @ them: cos we no go see any honourables when night comes) pls do grace the high table. ![]() |
Iphone6 Micheal Kors bags Pes2015 River Island sandals, CR7 jerseys Christian Louboutin shoes, marco Polo wears mcdonalds harriet carter accesories (all kinds) Zuhair Murad dresses, No 5 Chanel perfume, Audemars Piguet wrist watch Tom Ford sunglasses (they rush in scurried haste,tripping each other down) easy easy ( a guy from behing 'spears' the M.C down) hellllllllpppppp. Iro ni. (shakes it off) |
(huge trolley is rolled in upstage. The whole audience turn their heads and applaud knowing they are gifts.) The celebrant(switch to hon patrick's voice) is landed compatible. All the way from Montreal, Canada!! Pls let us stand to sing happy Birthday as he enters!!! |
@JayKayMaybachz-VIP @Farano-VIP @Caseless....-VIP @KiddaBlingzz...-VIP @TEEO...-VIP @Zicoraads... -VIP @Frankben...-VIP @Leetunech...-VIP @Ochon...-VIP @Dayjhihannon01-VIP @Iceberylin...-VIP @AfricanApple-VIP @GentleMimi..-VIP @FrankySnow...-VIP @Softsparkyy...-VIP @Miztola...-VIP @Lypeptra...-VIP @MrsBreezy-VIP @Cooljoe-VIP @KachisBarbie-VIP @Lanicky... -VIP @Xtarxhyne..-VIP @DaveP...-VIP @3dimension-VIP @JefferyJames-VIP @Charijee-VIP @Cheriepet-VIP @Neldrizzy-VIP @Dre11-VIP @Harlos -VIP @Irishkez-VIP @Missberrypop5-VIP @Snowprince07-VIP @Noble4D-VIP @Lorlaahlozz-VIP @Kayjuu-VIP @Lorlaahlozz-VIP @Englishmart-VIP @MissyHorlah-VIP @Sycluxx-VIP @Truckpusher-VIP you are welcome, we just about getting started for today!! Pleas have your seat, and dont fight for space. It doesnt guaranteed getting rice 1st ![]() and i salute off of you, you are graciously welcome!! thank you |
(whispers for d celebrant to remain outside) |
Pls help me welcome the following guest to my stage..... CDAMSEL- THE ELEGANZAIC WIFE OF OUR CELEBRANT. YOU ARE WELCOME E KAABO SORI E TO!! |
(in steve harveyan accent)Sure it is a wonderful, scintillating day today's goina be! I can feel it. No no matter how low a celebration is, there's gat to be some high in it, yeah!! I aint talking of getting high on ween, or high to stupor. This 'high' actually is a noun(sure it was before) a thing....... I'm i communicating? Im i communication all: yeeeeeeh weve gat high towers, high floors, high chairs and the...... All: hiiiiiggghhh table till place is sure full ooooh! (dances some pazamezzo) yeah the higgghhh table!!! (no fes with daveP o, cash don enter pocket so na MC mood i dey o) ![]()
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ggrin: oh ma gushhmmm!! (whistles) Gustavo la apprehendad est ggrin! Ladies and gentlemen..........(cymbals chime) |
cdamsel: Na question I dey ask u o,u no gimme answersure it is one of them |
MizMyColi:oh yeah. Hahaha. You helped him wit a selfie upload now. So.... Its complete ![]() |
lanicky: *Walks to d stage to sing*a square of applause for her. Waje go fear levels ![]() |
MizMyColi:u wantu chop konkere? Skimmed, plantain can go together, but that boiled egg. Dont say i didnt warn u still(touches ear for emphasis) |
Kachisbarbie: [size=15pt]AhnAhn!! Mizmycoli...Tymax...Temigracie(betrayer of a sister-in-lawerm... Okay only on one condition can you face the camera man? ![]() |
(mounts stage as music hits d airwaves) thank you! Thank you(bow tie falls, picks it up and replaces it) erm where was....( it falls again. Stamps it underfoot in annoyance) yes we just gat news. Theyve been cleared for landing. Can we bow for a word of prayer for the celebrants safe arrival (no one bulges. Test mic) 1,2 testing 619! 619! Pu puh 619... Okay! (to band) Give me a K re: K give me an E re:E give me an L re: L give me a V re:V! Give me an I N G re:I N G to the R A P everyone: R A P me: ohhhhh! Im feeling this(walks to and fro stage) (watches ggrin and uniben still dancing) to the I the C, and the Sssssssss oohhhh(na small boy o) all: oohhhhhhhh(applause, as camera starts rolling, wipes off sweatless head) |
Unibenstudent: calls for us army to take over the case..(looks hard at unibens) what prompted dis fella? U call these ones army, (to marines) asquitera validetee feliticion (they nod and exit premises; they are seen with a box of take-away sandwich) dont disrupt pls |
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because I don't wanna be late
. My team is waiting for me........ (points at her as he backsteps) be xpecting me
) what it means? Thats spanish....


