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cdamsel: Na one of them he-she be that?
Takes my kelvin back,befor them burst him yarn*h

noted!




Trypa come over!!

Dayjhihannon01: lol.. U knw say d pari go happen for diff crib.. Iv send dis crib's notification..

okay now. (shakes him) gave some e-cash to make

Unibenstudent: *holds her hands and invites her for a dance*

(whistles and four men dressed in janitor-uniforms clutch their hands, gives d guy one 'konk' for head, 'koko' forms shapali. D girl-boy is gone) find her-him fast!!!

Leetunechi: biko .check ur mail

done!

Leetunechi:


;

Trypa: Hmm ok am tuned already

So no activity for today?

kelvin's bday. One of ours. Il mentionn you soon

SexySapphire: A lovely morning to;

Lnicky
dr11
Chrijee
JefreyJamez
IrshKez
dveP
Chbwike
KelviGraphics

And everybody in the house. Wishing u all a beautiful day.

you to Sapphire!

Leetunechi:

straight from the white house




*puff cigar*
count down to 9:30

yes now!!

missberrypop5: lol, ok. I'm already there.

(offers her to Gustavo) treat her like 'fryoga' (he nods in affirmation) welcome mi'lady!!

ggrin: Yayayayayayayayayaya

Today is my e-crush birthday

The first thing that came to my mind this morning was that today is your Birthday. I hope I've been the first one to wish you because you're special for me. Happy Birthday kelvin ggrin!


Let da parry begin
Dj daveP
Stripper Cdamsel (husband snatcher)
Lemme give you a lap dance




Kelvin tonight go bam











Xsenga

(looks as she-he makes noise) whats d meaning of dis? Where are my bouncers? (a few members of the band drop their instrument and rush to drag she-he out amidst deafening screams of pleas. The door shuts behind them) now to the order of the day!!!! (claps per milli-seconds)

Trypa: Am gud n u?

xame!

Trypa: Yea bt name are much well wil keep trying to b part of d e-family

dnt worry, jst stay tuned, ul rem at least 20 offhand soon

Leetunechi: Davep

hw far

(watches as bodyguards escort him into hall premises) hey xup! Where did u hire dis nikkurs from (punches one of them, them seem robotic in stances) hw oklahoma? yeah getting started....

charijee: morning dear......

hey watsup Chari! How r u sister?

temigracie: AM okay....How are you too??

today's going good, so il say 'nt bad' (heads out court premises with her) we have an event to catch, sorry my car broke down. Molue or keke? We must be late rem

Dayjhihannon01: same tew you Dave... Enjoy ur day and pls be back for the pary tonite for kelvin o

dejman shine eyes wella now. Who be top chef for d parry? You didnt see my name on d i.v? (he nods.,gives him a hot chase as he flees)

MrsBreezy: Good morning to you love

im good (sights deji) how waz thr night?

Trypa: Am gud n how was ur nite?

twas fine. Guess ure seeing them one by one already?

temigracie: Ema binu, sweety...Maa try ati change....

fixed!! Seems that will balance d equation amicably.

Trypa!! How r u doing?

missberrypop5: hahahaha, why you come add (chai) for me? good morning too. Kedu?

chai cos i almst misspelt d name! Will be expecting u there!

seunfavor: Gud mornin sweeriz..,
Lnicky gurl, aw r u?
charjee dear, u were too busy 2 check on ur sis, abi?
Cheiepet sweet, aw r u dz mornin?
JJ dear, bin awhile, aw r u?
Irishez gurl, watsup dear?
dr1, mornin dearie
Toiro, aw r u?
FrnkBen Love, aw u?
dveP, Baba agbalagba. Watsup dear?

I miz u guyz, nd hope 2 b c u all in d evenin.
Av a grt day

seunflavor i never old rich 'ag' talkless of 'agba' or even 'agbala'!! My hairs doesnt have one touch of grey.

How r u, was told you went to London? (gives her a deeper life hug)

temigracie: Good morning, sir....

temi e tun bere laaro yi? Ewo ni sa sa ten pe mi nigbagbogbo! Oruko mi niken, iyen daara!

temigracie: ..lol..

good! How r u?

Dayjihannon
Priscaoge
MrsBreezy
missberrypop5 (chai)
herald9
Farano
temigracie
frankben........ Gustavo!!


Top of the morning to y'all

temigracie: hehehehehe....

My sister, you cant understand ooo.....

Karchisbabie understand well well....

My great grandfather is from that side....

are u serious(looks at her eyes to ascertain d truth) hmm ur pupils switch to the left, means ure lying!

(claps in banquet hall) heyz you


(perfect silence) where is the celebrant? Where is the celebrant?? (they stare@ him like moons)


mo ma rogo

now scatter and search, tell me where to go


or you me to walk to and fro?


(at the click of a finger, everyone halts in their tracks) hmm


(at the click of a finger, and four men in suit rush to his back) do you want to push me down? Stay still!



(at the click of a finger, an orchestra band enters, one plays the oboe, another the trombone, a clarinet, a viola, a trumpet and finally a drum)where is Gustavo?



(a man with a concerto voice, scruffy hair, but well dressed enters and sings amidst sonorous, melodious delivery of tunes from the band )



ahhhhhhhhhhh

(all) ahhhhhhhhhhhhh


ahhhhhhh


(all)ahhhhhhhh!!


(together)


Happy Birthday to youuuuuu

how new are you then



how new are you thennnnnn



how new are you nowwwww!!!


KelvinG no dey hia yet, lets move to erm location two!!( they exit still chanting the sonorous song, all baritonic, turns back)today na ur day do shakara
if dem try dem go...........


(everyone replies excitedly) falllllll yakata-sunny neji!

Penart: Just 3? C'mon mate,you gotta do better than that to impress the girls Lol

twas part of the routine dance. (flexes to do 59)

You can as well try

Ikogosi Warm Springs-Ekiti State


Idanre Hills-Ondo state

l. Ondoner has summed up quite well.

(all 7 chant with him in unified alacrity, and formation with only their heads moving up and down to the song)6 bolsas de harina, culo 7turkey, una carretilla de confitería!

(alarm wakes him up, he wipes his eyes and sits. Looks to d left and to the right, wakes gustavo, though its night.


1,2,3 bake the pizzas, fry the salmon, freeze the drinks, and set the faire(long pauses, turns to see 7persons staring at his mini-performance) you want to join. 1, 2, step.


4,5 step,,........


(to gustavo) Gustavvooo !! su tiempo de llamar a sus compañeros y vamos a empezar esta fiesta.

Trypa: Toniro ask ben so he has up to three n he dnt want xtarxhyne to play round

how u doing? Just saying hi

IrishKez: Thanks dear!



No!
Am good and you?





Yeah I did and you?

(exhales and gives her narrow eyes as he sips cofee)