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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:58pm On Aug 26, 2014
lanicky: Seriously?!!......wow! Mgonna get her a beautiful gift...trust me na wink
go and pay her a visit on her crib and i must see evidence grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:56pm On Aug 26, 2014
lanicky: Whew! Dave!!

Where d fvck is my own? sad



IrishKez!! Come sit beside me plsss tongue
she can allow you if she so wish to!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:54pm On Aug 26, 2014
frankben1: I think I should do the induction and leave the showing around for you.
u may be my successor when i retire. Rem i induct u,so wait patiently. Besides uhavent proved uve mastered steve harvey's accent. grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:49pm On Aug 26, 2014
seunfavor: Nah wa u oo daveP. Since i nd u av bin in dz house u ve neva given me sometin lyk dz ooo. Daris God sha *salivating*
uve been forming bigz gel for me since 3days. No quotes, no response. And you think il give you just like that? Well erm.......

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:46pm On Aug 26, 2014
Cheriepet: *evades d giant slippers n gives him an uppercut* dat will serve u well for 2days
hehehhe soft punch so cool that il love to feel its softness for 5days grin grin


wait y r u blowing air on ur fingers? The pain ba? grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:44pm On Aug 26, 2014
Irishkez choose between these rooms that u wish to spend the night in.




Room 6 grin


Room 14 grin



and erm Room 17 grin



lets see...... (smiles and awaits reply)

n:b all rooms are exquisitelt furnished to satisfactory taste.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:33pm On Aug 26, 2014
lanicky: Hi daveP moimoi pie grin

smiley
ah swee.... lipsrsealed how are you. Miss***sy gat bday tomaro grin what r u goina do, im official d chef at arms
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:30pm On Aug 26, 2014
IrishKez: You may be right but I cant recall now cool



Nothing yet o
here....

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:27pm On Aug 26, 2014
charijee: Evening pretty. ....has daveP offered you anything yet?
hmm uve been helping,but tomaro, il take d keys back to resume officio d'estate
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:25pm On Aug 26, 2014
frankben1: daveP spoiling plans for me since 1914. grin
meaning uve being around before that time practically speaking grin lemme do my inductions, and u can do the showing around. How about that? U know all d nooks and crannies in this mansion with that 'expertise' of yours







except my room which has codes for all locks tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:21pm On Aug 26, 2014
IrishKez: You made me dug it out
cheesy



Good evening!
evening, im the chef here and( beckons to mexican assistant named Gustavo) here's my assistant. He features in wrestling, but wows with culinarial skills cheesy.

So if any1, i repeat any1 disturbs u beyond comfort call Gustavo( Gustavo winks at her) eh what did u jst do amigos?




grin grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:18pm On Aug 26, 2014
Cheriepet: u don sabi luk for trouble ba? make i go bring my boxing glove for where i hang am
(invites mike ezuronye and nkem owoh to watch a tantalizing training session) wear two infact take, those are video clips of muhammed ali's daughter during boxing grin letz go there(bouncess with giant slippers on his hands)
Jokes Etc › Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by daveP(m): 8:16pm On Aug 26, 2014
Antell95: lol, paddy; Na exams o... but e don almost finish.

See as we abandon the Eagles thread
lol, blame the Premiership. But few had access to the Maigari scandal... Lets see how far in the next coming days.


The color go fly for this exam o.amen
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 8:13pm On Aug 26, 2014
Missmossy: M very fine oo,i cant afford not to be fine sef...tomorrow na my birthdaycheesy

what questions do u wanna flood me with sef?
okay, wait en see. (prepares buffeting utensils and state of the art culinarial accessories for birthday thread.) serving starts by erm 1:00am) cheesy cheesy for those keeping nightwatch over the venue!!!
Jokes Etc › Re: A Thread For Anything FUNNY! by daveP(m): 5:50pm On Aug 26, 2014
Hmm, okay lets see.......


Guy where've u been. Inspiration done wane ni?
Romance › Re: 11 Problems Only Girls With Flat Butts Understand by daveP(m): 5:10pm On Aug 26, 2014
banega: Shorts never really fit you,. Its just never going to happen angry angry •
hmm, just observing......
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Missmossy And Friends Crib¤¤¤ by daveP(m): 4:54pm On Aug 26, 2014
Missmossy: Hahahaha u do know i know too.

Wassup
am good, how ave u been. That was tricky. Was about flooding u wif questions....... Guess ure good too smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:32pm On Aug 26, 2014
IrishKez: *Shakes head*




I didn't do u anything unfair o embarassed
isorrait! But il still like to know why. Anyways..... Its all good.




See evidence!!! shocked
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
CONTINUATION.....




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They arrived Graceville Park, and soon settled under one of the few canopies, while Bolu and his mum went to order for refreshments.

Louis sat besides his father, as Helen had already mingled with some playmates. Then he decided to let the cat out of the bag.



"Dad!" He said frightfully.

"Yes Louis, arent you going to enjoy yourself now. Dont take what i said so seriously, i was just...."


"Sam was kidnapped this morning!" Louis dropped the bombshell.

"How do you mean?" Mr Ezey adjusted, dropping the magazine he was once occupied with.


"We sneaked out to the field while the meeting was ongoing, and and....."

"And what??" His father was already uncomfortable.


"I saw two men.... Two men in dark suits with Sam in between them. He didnt come to greet me, he just speedily followed them, i could'nt see him after...."


"Lord my God!!"


"I at first didnt see anything to it, but they looked like kidnappers in the movies...." His father's face portrayed worry, he stood up and then..

"What's happening here?" His mom queried just immediately she arrived with packs of fried rice and salad. Bolu held the drinks.


" Erm my friend Sam, he was following two stout looking men, and his attitude was unusual."


"Do you have his parent's number or something?"


"No dad, just the address, they leave not far from us. I thought you knew."

His Dad's face registered acknowledment of the fact.

"Lets get going. We wont be long. Just an hour." and he held onto his son as though he was leading him to be punished for impertinence.



Bolu looked on and sat down sadly. Why now? But he later braved up and decided to lighten up the outing and make the best out of it. His mum's face shew fear, but he smiled back at her when she caught his glance.


"Dad will handle that, trust me. Lets enjoy the best of your coming back."


"Bolu, are you sure? That was fast...... An incoming call interrupted her just then. It was Big Larry! She dropped the call and suddenly felt as though everything was falling around her. She brushed off the thought and soon settled to enjoying their meal. Helen hurriedly joined them. Always full of vibe when active.




----------------------------------------------------


Mr Ezey arrived the abode of Mr Ojemba just in time to see Sam's mother looking perplexed. Amaka was narrating to the neigbours what occurred about an hour ago. This was the part Mr Ezey hated the most- breaking bad news.



"Louis!" Amaka called on sighting him, then she greeted his father who cleared his throat to deliver his observations.


"Good afternoon ma'am!"

"Afternoon Sir, you are Louis' father?" she asked.


" Yes and my son here just about an hour ago told me some some unfortunate discovery that happened this erm.... Three hours ago."


"What happened? Sam did'nt come to the shop and now his sister just affirmed he informed her of his going to the field. Any idea where he may be?" Mrs Ojemba queried nervously. She could read Mr Ezey's face and saw he looked appalled.


"Erm yes! My son saw his friend Sam in between two stout looking men. He hurried off with them as Louis tried reaching to him. He said they looked like..... Strange men." He opted for that in replacement for Kidnappers. He didnt want another unfortunate incidence to ruin the day for him. She might not have the strength to carry it.


"Wait.... Sam said two men came here this morning looking for a certain Mr ibe. He described them and and, Oh my God!" Amaka covered her mouth just as soon as she opened it. She stared at her already frightened mother.


"We can handle this amicably, dont panic....." Mr Ezey tried explaining, but her screamed filled the air and stopped him.


"Madam please, please. The police is aware. I called them just upon arriving. Lets head to the station fast. He suggested and just as he ignited his vehicle, a car drove in. It was Sam's father.


"What's going on Clara?" He saw she was'nt at her shop which was unusual to him.

"Sam is missing dad." Amaka stammered. Two men....

"What are you saying now? What exactly do you mean? Mr Ojemba inquired.


"Two men came here and and.... "Mrs Ojemba was already weeping.

"And WHATTT?" Mr Ojemba voice thundered through the partially crowded compound. Neighbours trooped to check out what was going on.



"My son saw him with these same two men hurrying away before he could get to him." Mr Ezey interjected.

Mr Ojemba stared hard at Mr Ezey. He only then noticed his presence after he spoke "And you are?"


"My son is classmates and best friend's with your son, Mr....."

"Ojemba!" He filled in his identity.


"Amaka say something! Say something." Definitely he was yet to put the puzzle together.


"Papa, they asked after a Mr Ibe!" Amaka sulked.


"Mr Ibe!!!!"

Mr Ojemba slumped.



Song: BurnaBoy- Yawa dey
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:42pm On Aug 26, 2014
IrishKez: Pls na!
(shakes head ) no! Unless you do what i requested. A new challenge now. grin




youre smartly refraining now. Aint fair embarassed
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:26pm On Aug 26, 2014
IrishKez: Pls would you mind being that to me? embarassed
i wish......... But fadarism is.........
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:23pm On Aug 26, 2014
IrishKez: shocked shocked

What challenge again sir!

Now you're scaring me
cry
(rubs hands, smile) ive fufilled my side of d bargain. Now the part u said u couldnt do,but u promised ul actually do it. Msg
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:21pm On Aug 26, 2014
IrishKez: Was great Dave
Sorry am replying late


good afternoon sir!
okay...


Erm dave would be okay, quite nt used to 'sir' yet. U making me feel like 'father in the lord' grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:56pm On Aug 26, 2014
IrishKez: Awww, Thanks ya'all
The love is breathtaking and intense


Thanks Dave wink
now your side of the challenge. Cant wait..... wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:53pm On Aug 26, 2014
Cheriepet: Helo daveysmiley my nyt was beautiful.... urs?
(singing jimmy cliff's sunshining day) il play resuming only cos of you tongue
Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Reveal The Craziest Things Their Fans Ever Did To Them by daveP(m): 1:48pm On Aug 26, 2014
Wiliki's hair sef!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:13am On Aug 26, 2014
frankben1: welcome to the family smiley
u dont do me job for me, u promised(shakes finger of warning his way) how far? Dis 1 added to d name sef......
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:10am On Aug 26, 2014
JeffreyJamez: Don't be shy......I don't bite.....welcome to them house
busted! grin
xup
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:06am On Aug 26, 2014
IrishKez: Shys away

embarassed
goodmorning dear. Howaz your night? smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:04am On Aug 26, 2014
Cheriepet: When will u stop playing Investigative Detectivesad?

xup dearsmiley
lol xup Cherie. Howaz ur night?
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 8:59am On Aug 26, 2014
charijee: A bit confused. .....who's Sam pls?
(places hand on head) shocked (lowers intonations, voice pitch) Sam is Louis' classmate/best friend. Check earlier pages to see it there.
Politics › Re: Tinubu Travels Abroad For Medical Treatment by daveP(m): 9:24pm On Aug 25, 2014
This man had a stroke- thats the raw and real news
the one given to the press is the one we are seeing now.




Im expecting the KERMITITES TO COME DO THEIR OBLIGATORIES!!!
grin grin grin

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