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Celebrities › Re: Unveiling The Papas And Mamas Of Nollywood ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 8:02pm On Aug 06, 2014

Unibenstudent: *gives almeria a very resounding slap on her cheeks* and boards a plane and fly abroad

guy are u contesting with oga@ d top top! U are suddenly Present everywhere.lol youre even goin to another place again.

Nairaland General › Re: How Much Life Do You Have Left? This Will Tell You? by daveP(m): 7:54pm On Aug 06, 2014

No wonder i dnt see u as before. Weldone!!

Yeah,its a fact.

Celebrities › Re: Popular Celebrities And Their Dates Of Birth by daveP(m): 7:46pm On Aug 06, 2014

LesbianBoy: Nonso diobi is not 38 years o! He is 32

Genevieve nnaji is 38 years old(and not MARRIED) and not 35!

hw did u know?.........

Sports › Re: FIFA U-20 Women's World Cup: Canada 2014! by daveP(m): 7:30pm On Aug 06, 2014

Krasid: Asian teams are also good.

we've broken their cohesion d last time we met@ U20 level-weak midfield.they go hiyaram!

Celebrities › Re: Top 20 Most Curvy And Bootylicious Nollywood/Ghollywood Actresses ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 7:29pm On Aug 06, 2014

bustyhelen: come c d pic.

i hope its a concrete clue.issorait!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:27pm On Aug 06, 2014

MzPreshie: Dash ke? Iyaff suffer. Anyways, no problems.

when he is tired,he'l zoom off. Howaya cheesy

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:25pm On Aug 06, 2014

Cheriepet: lol

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:24pm On Aug 06, 2014

KelvinGraphics: Mr. Beards smoocher , Thanks for that dedication.

I am really grateful bro. I dash U Mzpreshie as a token of my gratefulness

BTW. Good afternoon sir.

(in Carmelio's voice-rem catalina and sebastian) mzPreshie is Maaaayin!!

No P. Naso thanks grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:08pm On Aug 06, 2014

charijee: wish you all the best in your exams dear. ...and prepare wella

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:07pm On Aug 06, 2014

Cheriepet: Alrite dear!

best of luck in your exams n pls jack well no allow fyn girls smooch dat ur Fr Abraham beards
will be praying for u

its been pulled off by mzmariah!thanks sis! cheesy

NYSC › Re: Ekiti State Nysc Batch B 2014 House by daveP(m): 1:04pm On Aug 06, 2014

LogoDWhiz: Hello Corp members.

I hope y'all have a wonderful time in ekiti state..

I'll be glad to offer help if needed in ado ekiti

welcome bravas and sestas!! And to those that will be frequenting BANK ROAD,ADO-EKITI, PLS CALL THIS NUM SO WE CAN ERM..... 081**9***** cheesy

trust me twill be fun! (counts 18nairalanders in Ekiti) how can we meet?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:07am On Aug 06, 2014

Cheriepet: davey what is happening?

Morning hope u slept fyn?

yeah i did. Twas almost 5 degrees yesternight

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:04am On Aug 06, 2014

Cheriepet: what happened dear? oya come tell ur sis? which milk:/?

hello sister! Morning. How u doing? (stretches out) i WONT BE AROUND TILL THURDAY AFTERNOON.AVE GAT AN EXAM TO BATTLE. SO PRAY FOR DAVEY MAKE THE GUY PASS.
THE STORY WONT HAVE A N UPDATE TILL THEN ALSO. GATS TO JACK SOME LOKOZUNA TEXTBOOKS. I HOPE THE VIEWS PASS 2100 AND MAKE FRONTPAGE. AVE A BUOYANT DAY AHEAD wink

Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 11:03am On Aug 06, 2014

Morning guys, i wont be updating today and tomorrow likewise. Ave got an exam to battle.pray for davo o! Thanks

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:59am On Aug 06, 2014

Cheriepet: what happened dear? oya come tell ur sis? which milk:/?

Family › Re: Flying Bird Turned Into A Beautiful Girl In Broad Daylight by daveP(m): 11:53pm On Aug 05, 2014

PAS DURUU, COME OH, OUR VIGIL ON FRIDAY DON KNACK ONE OF THEM DOWN COME SEE!!!! (PAS DURUU RUNS IN AND VIBRATES IN TONGUES)

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Education › Re: Vice-chancellors Of Nigeria Universities (photos) by daveP(m): 11:44pm On Aug 05, 2014

Why does Uniben's look kinda Occultic in expression-Lodge?
Same for Univ. Of Maiduguri!! , UniAbuja, Bayero Univ. , [ they look like they're good at chanting ...]
Landmark- That head not only has book, it has taste as well!
FUTA- (salutes) awon Engines!!
The one sitting close to Ozumba looks asleep already grin

UniJos- hmm eyes on 'lets make this money' grin

DeLsu- yeh Lordu!!
shocked

Education › Re: Vice-chancellors Of Nigeria Universities (photos) by daveP(m): 11:30pm On Aug 05, 2014

AmberQueen: Ozumba all d way...

I rep UNN*sips Grand Malt* *continues readin*

Exam strts next wk... Five yrs don waka

Baba God Noni

(smooches beard) i see u r learning d use of bracketing and describing! Sip it well wink

Celebrities › Re: Top 20 Most Curvy And Bootylicious Nollywood/Ghollywood Actresses ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 11:24pm On Aug 05, 2014

bustyhelen: queen of boobz bustyhelen

ahem!!

U KNOW NOW.....
PISHURE OR ADONBILIVIT!! shocked

Celebrities › Re: Nigeria Female Artiste Dies After American Trip by daveP(m): 11:17pm On Aug 05, 2014

Hmm hope its nt ' inspiration' that is taken before stage performance that went the wrong direction and suffocate her to death now.hmm LHM- Lord Help Me!!!

Romance › Re: The 10 Laws Of Dating For Men by daveP(m): 10:54pm On Aug 05, 2014

Almeria: meaning

just d glasses-similarities haba i cant insult just like that!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:36pm On Aug 05, 2014

lanicky: Milk?

Itsokay.....Jennimma abeg help me buy milk from mama Xtarxhyne's supermarket

(snatches remote from Jennimma,and slides out secret buttons and presses one key. A wall gives way to a rasta band playing raggae music.he runs and takes the mic to sing)

" say natural (backup replies) natural!
I say say natural.....natural
i need it naturalllll
Bu: natural
if no give it to me natural, then forget i no want¤2
ye ye yeh yeh rastafarian want s Milk natural. Give it to me natural!!

( the rasta hat he wears falls to the ground and music comes to an abrupt end.)
grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To CFCfan by daveP(m): 9:29pm On Aug 05, 2014

CFCfan: My oga at the top, thank you very much. I wish u the same excess blessings

naso bro!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:27pm On Aug 05, 2014

Cheriepet: what is wrong with u?!!!! haba davey since aftanoon? hope all is well with u:p

yes since afternoon. Shey u no no wetin sele ni? ( in a weak voice) where is the the milk?

Romance › Re: The 10 Laws Of Dating For Men by daveP(m): 9:26pm On Aug 05, 2014

Steve urkel vs Almeria
pardon me plss o

Romance › Re: The 10 Laws Of Dating For Men by daveP(m): 9:24pm On Aug 05, 2014

I have seen that conquest part and it tempts me to wana find a similar occurence( getting a bigz girl ) but seriously i detest that conquest thing. What happens after conquest,we all know now abi? Moving on to next conquest na d next thing.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 9:22pm On Aug 05, 2014

lanicky: Jeeezz! Davey.......some body help......heeeeelp

Where's KingTom for christ sake!! .....daveP abeg no vex oo....I no go fit hold u....u know what's happening in town don't you

( frankben puts one leaf over d Chef's nose and he sneezes) erm erm...... I need milk. Milk who has MILK

Romance › Re: Why Women Don't Like Mama's Boys by daveP(m): 9:18pm On Aug 05, 2014

Serious as i finished reading.il say this....

Which gets on one's nerves more than the other...

PAPA'S GIRL OR MAMA'S BOY?

LETS SEE...........
PAPA'S GIRL? HMM well EGETASEBE!!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To CFCfan by daveP(m): 9:11pm On Aug 05, 2014

Wish Cfcfan a happy birthday. More grease to your elbows, more analytical prowess, more to see off d stress( texanomaly jst gave u a tip). And make Baba God knack you wella with blessings sotey u go get injury cos of it( d blessing go so much eo). shocked

HBD bro!!

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday To CFCfan by daveP(m): 9:08pm On Aug 05, 2014

texanomaly: After seeing your comments on the "big backside" thread, I thought you might like this for your birthday. Hope it is a great one.

Happy birthday!

(whistles for 6 long seconds) so thats a birthday gift? shocked

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:58pm On Aug 05, 2014

Cheriepet: so it is now nothing!!!

lol... davey anything for buh pls prepare lunch fb wan kee person with cry

(collapses and chef hat falls flat on table,perfect silence follows then a scream is heard)......

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:29pm On Aug 05, 2014

Cheriepet: no b me go kee u... wait daveP is preparing lunch

( slices peperoni from restauran)

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