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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:28pm On Aug 05, 2014
Cheriepet: what are u talking abthuh
(scratches head) erm er ah, nothing(smiles) nothing!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:16pm On Aug 05, 2014
Cheriepet: daveP weldone o... u dey try wella.... so na here ur enjoyment finish bahuh? beta come cook cos Frankben dey hungrywink
ah so u know frankben!!! Is something happening dat i dont know of? (gives them pete edochie hard look) hmm so u are nw a boxing coach@ frank.hmm(smooches beard)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:09pm On Aug 05, 2014
frankben: lol.... Saw the "father abraham" beard.... grin grin grin grin
lmao , i cut it before i erm, u know naw. ( as he lies anoda prophet-like beard regrows) guy pray its ur turn. Cool personality.full of smiles tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:05pm On Aug 05, 2014
charijee: daveP for your mind o. ..you dey eat rice and chicken with coke. ....After you come cook poortti give person
okay erm, pork amandine will make u keep mute ba? grin she's short like david vs goliath wink ,only that im d goliath dis time grin
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:02pm On Aug 05, 2014
frankben: pics or ..... Adonbelivit grin grin grin
(smmoches beard)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:58pm On Aug 05, 2014
frankben: una dey enjoy o..... tongue
u don see d beard i always smooch ba? Xup @ charijee. MzMariah-just wow cheesy
Celebrities › Re: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 6:39pm On Aug 04, 2014
FrankySnow: Talk jor
to me u aint as cold as that now.haba.
Celebrities › Re: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 3:45pm On Aug 04, 2014
FrankySnow: Why that?
ohhh. Sorry! ......
Education › Re: Nigeria's Best: Top 10 Universities & Colleges -(2014/2nd Edition with pictures) by daveP(m): 3:35pm On Aug 04, 2014
IF I MAY ASK, IS SEPP BLATTER ON THE WEBOMETRIC RANKING COMMITEE? huh Landmark cheesy i love infrastructure!!
Literature › Re: My Crony by daveP(m): 3:27pm On Aug 04, 2014
Oya now.( claps hands like coach diego simeone) bin more
Celebrities › Re: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 3:23pm On Aug 04, 2014
FrankySnow: Well, friends say I bahave just like snow of which I don't know how snow behavea. Got the nick in my high school days. Nice to meet you too. smiley
i may have to disagree with those friends.hmm! Read ma story. The link's on my signature. Xame ere smiley
Celebrities › Re: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 2:40pm On Aug 04, 2014
FrankySnow: smiley
I love your moniker Dave. Are you related to David in the bible?
lmao. talentwise perhaps. U do love the Snow i guess? Hope ure nt allergic as these ladies? Nice to meet you.cheesy
Celebrities › Re: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 2:12pm On Aug 04, 2014
FrankySnow: This got me laughing... Omggrin
Lol, its true now.
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
CONTINUATION


DEDICATED TO KELVINGRAPHICS


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That day, as soon as Louis and Helen got home, their dad told Louis to quickly prepare to follow him to the Supermarket. They were expecting visitors! When they got back home, they offloaded the 'booty' into the freezer and storeroom respectively.


" Who are we expecting dad? " Louis asked.


" Your big uncles, aunts and et cetera. "


" Isnt 6-cartoons of canned drinks too much? This party must be cool. "

No answer.


" And dad, Louis stopped in between to break the good news as his dad was about leaving. I made the school football team. "


" Hmm! "


" Whats Hmm? "


" Jay Jay Okocha! " Mr Ezey teased his son.


" No i'm Aghahowa. " He smiled back.


" Why not YAKUBU? " And they both laughed heartily.

" What about you Helen, did you.... "

" No dad, i'm not interested." Helen said.

" Yet you support Liverpool FC, Daddy's girl! "

They both ran out and Mr Ezey heaved. He couldnt feel like telling them those they were expecting. Tunde has briefed him about it, just before he was officially informed by the Elders of his father's family. Life they say, must go on. He whistled Lionel Richie's All Night Long before he went on with what he was engaged in prior to going out with his son.


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Mr Ezey gave Bola instructions prior to the arrival of his relatives. He took Helen out along with him to one of his Tiles warehouse in the City's vibrant Capital- Ikeja.

She walked in and around and felt like the boss. She could see her father's neatness policy was strictly adhered to among his employees.

She watched as trucks loaded bulks of decorated tiles and headed off after bargaining and settling in cash. She overhead a conversation between her dad and a caller. Business as usual. She suddenly remembered she loved Saturdays, and this was no different. Her father hung up and announced to his chief employee, Friday that a new Hotel under construction needed their services and ordered them to select bulks of tiles that they'l transport to site.

As they both left, Mr Ezey got a sms alert on his mobile set. Half the contract sum have been deposited as earlier agreed. He informed Friday to start transporting and call him when they got there. Helen picked her dad's set and saw the bank alert. It was 1.6 million Naira!!. She scanned her father's face for any sign of excitement, but could register none. How would he not be surprised about such? She began playing a game on his Tab when an incoming call interrupted her again.



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A young man in shorts and no top walked out of the basketball court. He sat on a pavement facing the court and dialled a line.

"Hello Big bros! Yay! " A voice he recognised screamed through and he was soon smiling.

" Helen! Wow! Hello Sister! Wassup with you " Bolu wiped the sweat with his towel and stood up to leave the court area.

" I know this call is because you're coming, true or false? "

" Wow, smart as ever, yeah. How is Louis. Hope you guys are cool. Missed you guys but i'l be seeing you soon. "

" Dad wants to talk with you. "

" Hello Bolu, Bawo ni, nigbawo lefe gbera bayii? "

" Soon, in about erm.... Three hours from now dad. "

" Okay. And do be quick as well "

" Yes dad. " Bolu bellowed back.

The call ended and he stood up and headed for his hostel room.

" Courtney! Courney!! I'm all set man. " Bolu shouted at his friend who was still enjoying the basketball game.

Courtney grew up in the United Kingdom. He came home to suprisingly school after much pressure from relatives that wont just mind their business. But he was soon finding life interesting at Integrity High, Ibadan. Bolu was his best friend after they met on the basketball court.

Integrity High operated a dual-boarding system. Students of different class, tribe , and mentality came to get educated in an enabling eviron. Though stealing and burgling of lockers aka Jacking, was rampant, the new security measure put in place by the school authorities to stop the embarassing act only reduced it to the barest minimum. Every security system had their breaches. It took patience on the part of ' thieving students ' to find that out.


The Lower Area, as the sport region of the school was called,served both track and field event even as the school planned laying a clay track to beautify the area. Bolu was in SS1, same with Courtney who still had his foreign accent. They were always seen moving together.

Courtney abandoned his game and escorted Bolu off.

" Tell Wura i'l call her man. " said Bolu.

" Okay mon, No p! As much as you bring back something worth chewing. "

" Okay." and he stopped a bus that drove him to where he'd take a bus shuttle to Lagos. Its been 2years he last saw home. He smiled as the journey began. Home was Home.


Song: Diddy Dirty Money- Coming Home.
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Romance › Re: What Is Your Biggest sexual Turn Off? by daveP(m): 1:23pm On Aug 04, 2014
softsparkyy: They are fine. I like your dp.
u want some? Thanks! cheesy
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 1:22pm On Aug 04, 2014
Cheriepet: lol... e bi like say ur head go market ba? cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

abeg davey leave me no use laugh kee me
grin grin pls help me beg MTN o, they refuse me entry to update. Maybe cos its a lil long. Tried thrice now.
That moment you start believing a specific spot in ur compound is where network goes faster than anything.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:17pm On Aug 04, 2014
Lanickaly, lanicky lanickaly!
I no go lie the thing wey dey ma mind (break dances as frankben joins and stunts expertisely) shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:15pm On Aug 04, 2014
miztola: malice ke? How u de? grin
since you gave me the 'what is this one saying' smiley, i avent seen u near ma story again. That is to SAYYYY-........
Am good,hwz body en soul?
Celebrities › Re: The 10 Nollywood Actresses That Are Strongly Allergic To Poor Men ( Photos ) by daveP(m):
ANOTHER BUNCH OF FOOLS CONFIRMING WHAT KING SOLOMON AKA THE PREACHER SAID IN PROVERBS AND ECCLESIASTES 3000YRS AGO!!!
IT IS THESE SAME LADIES THAT WILL GO TO THE CHURCH AND SING
" FAITHFUL ARE YOU LORD, FAITHFUL ARE YOU LORD"

ARRANT NANSENCE!!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:03pm On Aug 04, 2014
iceberylin: lol......maybe he/she is a lexbian
whaaattttt, why r they following back? Lips sealed. End of discussion.
Nawa o. Real or fake one which is beta!
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 1:01pm On Aug 04, 2014
Cheriepet: Na me u dey tell ntoor for this fyn morning *wears my boxing gloves* bring dat ur fugly face make i punch am for u.... beta update or else lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Gudpm davey how u dey smiley smiley?
lol,im good. U look uhm uhm in that boxer outfit! grin ,infact i let u win d match... grin
Romance › Re: What Is Your Biggest sexual Turn Off? by daveP(m): 1:00pm On Aug 04, 2014
softsparkyy: I'm good.
k where two of them? Both mzM en mizt. U know i wana see ur face.....
Romance › Re: What Is Your Biggest sexual Turn Off? by daveP(m): 12:27pm On Aug 04, 2014
softsparkyy: Hey!!!
how r u cheesy
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:25pm On Aug 04, 2014
redgem: BONJOUR

Monsieur daveP

Manquer Miztola

vous souhaitant à tous une excellente journée à l'avance
yes twas fine.how u doing to. @miztola- hmm weldone o. Malice nt good for the body o!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:17pm On Aug 04, 2014
toniro: Yeah, new in here. Thanks.
@frankben: I suppose daveP is back.
aha Toniro. Yes how can i help you ( gives a jide Kosoko look) oh ure new here- induction starts by erm(checks watch) 3pm be ready for the steve harveyian induction accent.but after scrutiny finished
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 11:09am On Aug 04, 2014
charijee: Ahhhh daveP. ...too short. ...you should try to make it lengthier. ....all the same. ..good job
sure i will

typing...........
Fashion › Re: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by daveP(m): 11:05am On Aug 04, 2014
LaurelP: Women are not as organised as they look on the streets. Go to their rooms and you'll understand what I'm saying grin
waychachachai!! Infact ehn!! 3/4 of the bed is clothes awaiting laundry, the remaining 1/4 they sleep and manage, then cross over and join the clothes to sleep. wink
guy hw far na
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 11:02am On Aug 04, 2014
Cheriepet: So daveP afta d long hold-up na dis small thing na him u drophuh? no allow me send u go exile! beta sleep dis nyt den give beta obonge update tomoro.

tanks for ur effort sweetheart n gudnyt
yes il do that today. Goodmorning :p
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 12:41am On Aug 04, 2014
AmberQueen: Meanwhyl,I glanced thru ur story so recieve dis "high five" for starts...

Tho I can't read it @ d moment, I hope u can direct me to d beginnin wen I want to.

Goodnyt!
smiley
AmberQueen: Okies but diaris God oh!
:p
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 12:00am On Aug 04, 2014
CONTINUATION........


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Louis and Helen arrived home and sighted a Toyota Avensis parked by their home- Visitors!! They got in and saw Uncle Tunde aka Uncle Tee. He was their dad's younger brother. He came all the way from Benin City. They loved him and could never forget him as he pampered them his own way. They ran into his arms in excitement.

" Wow, you guys are now big than before. You want to catch up with my height before you reach 18 years ehn Louis." He teased and then hugged them both.

He spent the night with them and they had fun, he played some video games with them both and then rounded off the night in a lengthy discussion with his senior brother. They laughed and chatted late, talking about Benin City and its vibe.

The next morning, Uncle tee took off, but after dropping his nephew and niece at school. He however avoided answering directly when they asked about how their mum was. He assured them that their dad would set things straight soon enough. They felt reassured and waved back at him as he set off.



Just after the first break, Mr Lambert walked into the JSS2 classroom with a file in his hand.

" Listen attentively. " The class became silent almost suddenly,though a few whispers could be heard.

" These are the names of those that made the Junior football team. "

"Seun
Gbenga
Samuel and Louis....and the young girls as well.... Khafayat and Lola. Meet me in the hall by the second break. " And he walked out and headed to the next class to announce in like manner.

Classes were soon loosing their taste, blame it on the timing of the competition. The 45-minutes suddenly looked like hours to some, others unperturbed as long as there was divided attention. Super mario's sudden appearance were having little influence during this time.

Song: Mano-Real Love
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:38pm On Aug 03, 2014
Cheriepet: Just dat d fun of place i reside has gone homecheesycheesycheesy
eeyah. All iz well. U could ave called me or erm frank. grin
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 11:31pm On Aug 03, 2014
lekinz: Points finger to redgem and Unibenstudent ...

Make I no start my ministation for una head Ooo

So all this pages Na just about "How service "
Davep ehn huh...Uhm ...

grin grin grin
updating soon.... U don belle full u con dey fes dey look for relaxation! I get grin

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