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EBOLA HAS TAKEN OVER THE WHOLLLLLE SOCIAL MEDIA IN JUST 3 WEEKS.
IT HAS OVERTAKEN WORDS SUCH AS...
" DIARIES GOD, CHIBOK GIRLS, BOKO HARAM, SHEKAU, GEJ, APCRICES "



nawa o!!!!!!!!!

Tallesty1: Ah.....This thread reminds me of an old friend who eats like an elephant. Her name then was seven plates.

7plates!!!!! Someone just busted you o 7plates: im hungry, where is he?

Lol guy where u waka go to now?

Hmm that would look good in an exam probably waec. If the head shakes- seize his paper and remove the ' helmet' for another day.

Nawa o. Well our people like to stereotype situos like this. But why Liberia? I have kweshuns.....
Is this in anyway related to what OBJ did to their Chalie taylor? Rem they were bitter.







Na one brother for newspaper stand ask the above question o, no crucify me!!

Political propaganda! Lagos would be the toughest this coming election 3 powerful candidates!!

Lets get started then!

Let them build skyscraper hostels with complete comfort for students. I hate seeing spaces in school wasted and lying bare to forestation even when d school plan is already out. All these long journey within campuses should stop. If they can utilize space, then expansion wont be a big problem,unlike what we are facing now( schools saying blah blah about numbers of students they can admit. Thats pure folly.

Walking distance of not more than 400m from hostel to lecture room. Etc. That one in ogbomoso sef is hectic. Wasted space that can bring in cash, just needs a lil sacrifice and security.

And those bungalows they call faculties. Haba!! At least let it be 3stories with architectural beauty. Highest storey should be 6 or so. And that sports aspect too. College /uni bball mega-events,etc.
Nuga is crap by standard to me.

The date of discovery is for the press. Its been around for more than that timing given. LHU!!

Jbluv55: Brother . Welcome sir. How many slots for us here?

the 1st 16 posters. The rest will mange these ( 3 japanese looking fellas brings 3 big bundles of kaochi mats) rem they love spreading it....

This babe never sleep? Okay now, less goooo there. ( the Zaletto crew creates 16 hammocks to support people) 2 occupied.2 booked, 12 to go......

My sister for abuja just call say iya clinton don sell all the salt carton for her supermart!! Since then,make no scare come near my DOMAIN O! (interfolds hands in prayer of solitude)

KelvinGraphics: But iam d latest version na. I knw U mean U want to divorce KingTom and go 4 me

nawa o

daveP: (in Akin Lewis accent) LEAVE MA GURL ALONNNE!!! (SLAPS BEARD) hallo lanicky, so much for that salence. And who inducted ggrin? Cant rem adding to the list. Wel ggrin u are hali welcome! Beware the frank at the door!!

^^^^ 2000th post on NL. (smooches beard)

temigracie: ....u av spoken my mind already....she needs her pple now...aldo,it might nt b easy atall...it ll take years for d wound to heal....she ll pass tru hell...but ll smile again..

a few survive such wounds.some do but with scars to testify later on.its that hell that we dont know of now. Her parents, relatives, friend might start the 'hell' itself. We neva can tell.
She's reading as a guest,so keep up d positive advice. Thanks!!

lanicky: I'm sorry jawe.....
Lemme ask her for you..... daveP Hun!! Why are u doing dis to him... Lol


I'm high already......we'll chat better tmao... Gudnyt

why im i feeling this twice coincidentally? No no its not it dave. Goodnight

redgem: Don't take it personal but, I have a question for you..
Are you male or female? cos your name sounds and is written as a males name but your gender is female

Secondly, u chat like a guy

u spied my mind dear. Thus team pishures or adonbilivit!! Hw ave u been.

lanicky: Hullooo 'er body


Frankben & seunfavour.....una weldon oo

Hii MzPreshie & daveP

Hullooo Every1...............I love you all

hw are u.quickly get back dat messenger nw. I dont know what i did to my honey,she neva peep or encourage me on my own story? Is dat fair.help me ask her why! (scratches head dis time)

[quote author=seunfavor][/quote]hmm ure yet to, u are personally dragging the induction.well
















(in steve harvey accent) you are hali welcome to the femly. You meet nace peepo,nace guys,nace ladies, lots of love and and, we dont do no fights(at least no serious ones) fell free and enjoy the lots of it all. (intonation changes) u know u owe me one, if not..... It aint goina go good!!! welcome Sf !!
(changes to normal voice) pishures or................... Do d needful.

Happy birthday JJ. More greases to those fast elbows.

( 6guys wearing monkey-head costumes causes a lil scare as they enter, they stand 3 on each side of a chair set on the stage. Then silence follows)..............

charijee: daveP hit the music!!!

(inserts MI- action film)

(ushers in the Zaletto Micheal's classical band,as trombone and trumpet,cymbals amidst colourful band,they sonorously play Happy Birthday to the audience awe)

seunfavor: oya let's do d test nd let inductn follow fast fast.

theres a team i belong to(smooches beard) now this team scrutinizes so well like Thomas of Old. Hmm(smooches beard) dyu wanna know the name of the team? ( walks round her like denzel washington does)

















TEAM PISHURES OR ADONBILIVIT!!!

seunfavor: oh my God! what a sis av got here. tnkz sis for d food. lemme quickly eat my food before it get cold.

(snatches the food,and looks at her and smiles) we need a facial evidence!

MzPreshie: You don't wanna know.

[ in busta rhymes accent ]

Hey darling, i wana see ur quotes,

I Wana knw its u im moving with from coast to coast.

Though frankben may propose an innocent,yet cunny toast,

No panic! Ive gat you close

Whatever u wan bahbey- Some, more, or most.

The waving flag, that we'l hoist.

Do lemme see the quotes!! 8-)

toniro: seunfavor]hello everybody. wanna b a pakrt f dz e family, hope am welcome.
U r very wlcm. Shld I get u water?

(gives him a hard van damme look)

JeffreyJamez: Sure you are.....welcome

(gives him a hard van damme look)

seunfavor: hello everybody. wanna b a part f dz e family, hope am welcome?

of course after u pass the test.ama induct you.