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Literature › Re: My Life,my Fate by daveP(m): 10:16pm On Aug 02, 2014

missyhorlah: yesss sir

as Sarah respected Abraham and called him ' Lord '...... Now im nt your ' Abraham ' neida r u my ' Sarah ', so stop the sirdom. Therez only 'Siredom' ( yes sire, nay sire) abi u wanto be my :p ....... Thank you

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:12pm On Aug 02, 2014

charijee: oh your story. ....sorry I've not been following up faithfully. ....expect me there

okay, only one way to proof that presence though,leave a mark behind. Ive taken a few courses more so expect quite some vip servings soon.

You' have to buy the vip though grin

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 8:13pm On Aug 02, 2014

charijee: I'm gonna cut that your beard one day. ...you know you're the chef and you've been going about with that long beard. ...so unhygienic!!!erm. ..sorry for the ban. .....your presence can never go unnoticed you know na

i tie ma beard in a japanese way when cooking. And release it when im nt. Im catering for more support.nt jst views but posts as well.thanks-ma story

Literature › Re: My Life,my Fate by daveP(m): 8:04pm On Aug 02, 2014

missyhorlah: wt I do?

support ma story.and quickly update. I know ife though! Derailers beware.

Literature › Re: My Life,my Fate by daveP(m): 7:53pm On Aug 02, 2014

missyhorlah: surprised

carry on

Literature › Re: My Nairaland Love by daveP(m): 7:50pm On Aug 02, 2014

MISSYTOSIN: not the thread?

yeah the story thread.the link's on ma siggy. How ave u been?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:47pm On Aug 02, 2014

charijee: And where have you been?

so so sorry,was banned for a day from lanicky's today network wont allow me access ma browser until now.how r u all. Hmm only today you rem me that im nt arund.(smooches beard)

Literature › Re: My Life,my Fate by daveP(m): 7:39pm On Aug 02, 2014

Lorlaahlozz: pls m so sowi..thought I did..pls pls nd pls

well its okay,be ready for the preyor that follows. Wait when last did you comment up to 5 times on my own tori? shocked

update ......

Literature › Re: My Life,my Fate by daveP(m): 7:36pm On Aug 02, 2014

LogoDWhiz: Reporting In..

My moniker is logodwhiz not logodwiz.

Lovely story sis.. Keep it up..

I dey your back..

lol

Literature › Re: My Life,my Fate by daveP(m): 7:35pm On Aug 02, 2014

missyhorlah: Bestie,I dey ur back ooo..move on dearie

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Dome by daveP(m): 7:31pm On Aug 02, 2014

MizMyColi: Would this honourable court and indeed all present, be kind enough to inform this fine young man in the person of the plaintiff, that I actually did him a favour?

High Chief and presidents I will not try to buy you over with my eloquence and mannerisms, but you'd agree with me that the day's far spent on this matter.

All Stand as the High Chief Justice Delivers His Final Judgement

"Mr Dave, your angst is understood by all present, but ultimately, you should be thankful to the ~~air~~ thread hostess for saving you from an imminent ~~ban~~ hammering."

"That said, the defendant is declared Not Guilty and is hereby discharged and acquitted "

#CaseClosed

( a photographer snapshots both defendant and plaintiff as they settle amicably) i love mordsith!

well use it well , u might just meet ur match! wink

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Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 7:23pm On Aug 02, 2014*

CONTINUATION

Screening began earnestly in 5 a-side matches of fifteen minutes each. Twas here Louis discovered a suprising talent. This fellow dribbled, tackled, shove, and most importantly gave two crosses that met Louis for two goals. Mr Amusan blew the whistle to end the third trial of the day. They would have to wait for the final selection.

As others took to the pitch, Elizabeth saw Louis among his mates and beckoned to him. She wore an armless jersey on a pair of jeans. Louis was suprised.

" Dont tell me..... "

" Of course, i do play football. You avent seen me yet "

" So what position do you man or is it 'woman' ? "

" As a goalkepper. "

" I dare you to catch my penalties! "

" Just dont underrate your senior yet. "

"Its almost time Elizabeth, our turn to make the team. " A friend of her's interrupting.

The Constanto was a large field with little or no sight of grass. But it served as multi-purpose for other activities asides football. On a few occasions, a party or wedding reception ruined plans by some teams to have an interesting match.

A few FanMilk hawkers were already surfacing to sell their goods. Frequent calls of ' Yegat ' shot through the air.

" Its not Yegat, its Yorghurt. " Mrs Anita, the english teacher corrected. They didnt bother giving her a glance, as they were here to make some cash, and not return to the classroom. They went on calling it their own way.

Louis spotted his sister and handed her some yorghurt. Sam came, excitingly telling all who cared to hear that he'l make the junior team. Just that moment an applause rented the air. Elizabeth caught a shot directed at her goal.

" Your school mum! " Helen exclaimed.

The final whistle rounded up the screening and students headed back in groups to the school. Some laughed, argued,and ranted. Others walked in silence, frustration. Who made the team now was the decision of the coaches now.

After giving a short speech, the principal cautioned those that soiled the school valuable reputation by hanging about in their uniforms, playing and doing some unseeming activities. The Senior student were always found guilty, visiting game houses to catch fun. As much as they kept the uniform off, they were free to do as they pleased after school hours.

" Some of you are that stubborn and and so so.... I do know! If you are however caught, expect something more than mere ' Punishment ' Do have a wonderful day. Thank you! "

Some student were excited, the idea of placing aside classes was fun to them. 'Super Mario' , some of them hailed as they exited the school gate to leave for their respective homes, or perhaps...... The game house!!

Song: Waje ft Muna- So Inspired.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 5:18pm On Aug 02, 2014

charijee: Good pm housemates. ...where's everybody?....some have gone on weekend spree I believe. ....and our chef daveP. ....he's been inactive for some days now. ....enjoy your weekend peeps

( enters and drop bruno mars hat and stylish waistcoat)
im coming home, coming home tell the world that in coming home, l know my 'kingdom' awaits...... (stands up from piano stool)

Literature › Re: My Nairaland Love by daveP(m): 5:11pm On Aug 02, 2014

MISSYTOSIN: seen, congrats

(exhales) doubt u know what im referring to! Its fine.......

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Dome by daveP(m): 5:00pm On Aug 02, 2014

MizMyColi:
The defendant may now come forward and make her presentation

"The High Chief Justice, L(N)ords, Judges and presidents present.

I qualified as ~~an air~~ a thread hostess during the recent welcome back/induction ceremony of Nairaland [as a website and as a forum for great African minds]

On the 27th day of July at exactly 15:21Hrs, having successfully hosted a few members of our forum on a ~~love plane~~ thread I created......I observed a derailing moniker whose derailing tendencies was capable of crashing the ~~plane~~ thread right to the ground, instead of enabling it soar higher to the ~~frontpage~~, heavens where it belonged.

Thus, I had to use my powers of Jurisdiction and teleportation on August the 1st at exactly 22:26Hrs to port him to the dating and meetup section of our ~~plane~~ forum, where such derail(ful) discussions are better appreciated.

Presidents, L(N)ords and Chiefs, isn't it evident that I acted in the plaintiffs best interest by saving him from the Hammer?
I rest my case. [that's if I had any to begin with]

Btw, Good Morning, Plaintiff

My Nord,Distinguished members of this hallowed court, i do quite dont SEE the need for operating outside one's jurisdiction. This overtime and place, has caused Diplomatic discrepancies both far and near. That i was teleported without PRIOR ( uses hand to gesture a ball) notice shows she has acted above the law. She may claim she operated on 'the fringes' of the law. But i would like to see the reaction of this hallowed chamber if we were all, in the TWINKLE of an eye teleported elsewhere ( Jury mumbles in affirmation) we must avoid the bismal-dismal (suddenly short of vocabulary/words grin

) . My Nord! This is my case. (adjust gown and frock ) Good evening! grin

( Nord is seen jotting some things)

Literature › Re: My Nairaland Love by daveP(m): 4:00pm On Aug 02, 2014

MISSYTOSIN: toor, pele

hmm he's passed 'toor' to you so fast. Check it out en tell me how u see it. Thanks

Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 3:56pm On Aug 02, 2014

homesteady: RSA 12 10 16 38
NGR 9 7 14 30

Gold, Silver, bronze and total - in that order!

okay thanks bro. Now we are a force in weightlifting( definite) can we start a thorough focus on regaining swimming.not backyard swimming, but PROFESSIONAL SWIMMING. It has evolved more than just diving in and moving in water. Deltans and Akurs(akure) are very good in that. South africa sef!

Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 2:28pm On Aug 02, 2014

homesteady: Yes oh! Now we are back to 8th position!

HW CLOSE ARE WE TO SOUTH AFRICA,WANA KNOW HW CLOSE WE ARE ON D MEDAL TABLES BY NUMBER OF MEDALS. women's year

Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 2:26pm On Aug 02, 2014

JigsawKillah: #Np: Somebody wants to die by MI

SAW

THIS 3G IS GIVEN ME PROBLEMS... MTN AGAIN. huh

TYPING

SO LOLA AND MISSYHORLAH HAVE JOINED THE QUEUE.

Celebrities › Re: Top 20 Most Curvy And Bootylicious Nollywood/Ghollywood Actresses ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 2:24pm On Aug 02, 2014

lalasticlala: lol

babe pic or u know na

ADONBILIVIT. HMM EMPRESS AND ANITA!

Literature › Re: My Nairaland Love by daveP(m): 2:19pm On Aug 02, 2014

MISSYTOSIN: that's the spirit

have you viewed mine? might get a dedication. wink

Romance › Re: Playing Hard To Get- The Pros And Cons? by daveP(m): 2:17pm On Aug 02, 2014

in a situo she plays hard to get to know if he is really interested in her or not. another discrepancy of body language huh

Literature › Re: My Life,my Fate by daveP(m): 2:14pm On Aug 02, 2014

i see im nt relevant here.hmm [walks out whistling]

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Dome by daveP(m): 5:50am On Aug 02, 2014

MizMyColi: Order!!! This Court is now in session. Sir DaveP I see you're the plaintiff, You may now step forward and present your case

mizmycoli vs daveP...... My nord( nairaland-lord), i alighted the forced flight@ exactly 11:25pm on the 1st of august. Lo i was brought into an unjurisdictive zone. I heard passengers complained she 'extremely' used her mordsith powers thus i am ere which is against (emphasis laid) my FUNDAMENNNTAL human rights. My Nord, on this terms/complaints i present ma case (Nord nods head in affirmation, his flowing costume has a bold Naira sign on it wink

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Dome by daveP(m): 12:17am On Aug 02, 2014

MizMyColi: Oh, Okay Sir Do make yourself feel comfy on here. If you need anything, I'd be happy to oblige

hmm (adjust glasses meant for fashion and nt relevance,smooches beard@ d word 'oblige') grin

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Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 11:19pm On Aug 01, 2014

Cheriepet: HNM daveP n tanks for d update...

Thanks Cheriepet, ure ma no 1 fan! Same to you too..

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Dome by daveP(m): 11:16pm On Aug 01, 2014

MizMyColi: Get used to it already joorr I'll take it down when I clock a year on here.

. 365 days/pics!!! ( tenders case before court of Appeal)

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Dome by daveP(m): 11:14pm On Aug 01, 2014

MizMyColi: I take it, saying "welcome on board" is in order ey ?

ive arrived destination and youre still saying 'welucome on board' ive alighted now wink

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Dome by daveP(m): 10:45pm On Aug 01, 2014

MizMyColi: I wish you same too

hmm using 'air hostess' power out of the 'jurisdiction zone' is prohibited.(from there to here without passenger's consent) grin

(looks around) kinda cool though wink

Romance › Re: 50 Loving Sentiments We Should All Say More Often by daveP(m): 10:33pm On Aug 01, 2014

Besides shapali change that dp,haba!! R u still looking for it in that bag sinccccceeeeeeee!! ..... grin

(runs outta thread)

Romance › Re: 50 Loving Sentiments We Should All Say More Often by daveP(m): 10:31pm On Aug 01, 2014

MizMyColi: Hopefully, DaveP Amberqueen.... The derailing ends here

hehehhe. Happy new month greetings is now considered derailing to her? Help me beg her o. grin

happy new month(smooches beard)

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Nairaland General › Re: Happy New Month Of August! Drop Your Wishes Here by daveP(m): 10:28pm On Aug 01, 2014

Happy new month! August is always different. Same for the kind of visitors that vist. grin

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