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Literature › Re: My Nairaland Love by daveP(m): 10:14pm On Aug 01, 2014
(drops pen and paper,carries mat and pillow) shocked
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 10:00pm On Aug 01, 2014
iceberylin: Thanks bro...

Keep it rolling..

I dh feel u die
sure bro. Without u guys, i wouldnt be encouraged. More improvements as time goes by.
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Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 9:58pm On Aug 01, 2014
missyhorlah: ema binu sir,HNM
lol u sir-zoning me. Howz the day been?
Romance › Re: 50 Loving Sentiments We Should All Say More Often by daveP(m): 9:55pm On Aug 01, 2014
AmberQueen: Wish u same dear!
cheesy
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
CONTINUATION........



DEDICATED TO ICEBERYLIN


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Louis walked into school on a cold wednesday morning. He glanced up the school hall and saw Elizabeth!! He quickly submitted his Computer Science and Introtech notebook for marking and sped up to meet her.



" Louis! How are you doing? "


" I'm fine, Good morning. "


" Hope you're preparing well for Exams? "


" Erm yes. I heard the principal well on Monday. "



Then he narrated his Sunday ordeal and she was soon laughing to his story. A few minutes later, the bell for Assembly session rang. Louis quickly stood up to leave...



" When its break time, come over to my class, might need you to help. "


" Okay Senior.... "


" I've warned you to stop adding 'senior' to ma name, Elizabeth is fine. " She mused and walked down as well.




The Assembly began earnestly with chantings and singing, all in variables of voices ; small and great, good and bad, simple and unique, coarse and baritonic as well. Mr Lambert climbed the stairs that served as a podium of some sort for addressals. His speeches were always good news.


Perhaps this wasnt different.


" Good Morning Students! "


" Good Morrrrrrninnnng Sir!" [ Why students drag this part is not known. I keep asking who started it ]


" Well, your exams are approaching [ clears throat ] and it is mandatory you prepare aDEQUAtely well.

However, the school has been invited to participate [ some are already mumbling in excitement- STUDENTS!! ] in an inter-school soccer competition. Sixteen [ 16 ] school will grace the competition and we're as well gracing it in like manner. It is in the light of this we announce to you that all Curricula Activities may go on a scratchy note from today till Friday. Screening starts today, so tutors prepare to select our best legs....."




" And let me sound a note of warning ! [ It was Super Mario!! He majestically strode up the stairs while speaking ] Those of you that indulge in late-coming to school, despite the GLARING FACT that you live close by.... Yinusa, and Dosunmu! I have seen you both on a few occasions ' skillfully' playing football. So if you cherish this team, arrive on time or forget joining the team.


Ladies as well, prepare. Have a wonderful day [ his intonation drops drastically ] ahead. Up Triple C!!! "


" Up School " The students chorused back at the short man.

Twas cool to see him smile.



Yinusa and Dosunmu strolled to their class after they were dispersed. They wondered how they were caught on their Friday football escapades. They were wary of any tutor catching them red-handed. Yet how Super Mario knew, they couldnt fathom.



Students are ' spies ' for some teachers. Leaking activities, plans made by their fellow students was fun to them. Just what they gain in return [ Is it doughnuts, puff-puff, viju, miranda drink, meat pie, etc ] for giving ' Intel ' was unimaginable . Reporting your fellow students when it doesnt ' concern ' you is very bad. They never even know it may be you betraying their trust. The pointer was directed to the girls as they both entered the SS2 classroom.



" Some Girls in our class are spy-agents for Super Mario! Infact thumbs up o. One day for the thief, another for the owner. Keep it up you hear. "



Song: FUN- CARRY ON
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Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 5:51pm On Aug 01, 2014
missyhorlah: DaveP when una go finish this story na...#grins#
haba easy now, nepa's fault. Besides is that how to say HNM? Be warned!
Romance › Re: 50 Loving Sentiments We Should All Say More Often by daveP(m): 5:49pm On Aug 01, 2014
AmberQueen: I was oh... I kept checkin to know if it has come back...
lol, happy new month! Wish u d best!
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
Happy new month to ma david's avid Followers: i really appreciate your encouragements and followerness/ship

Cheriepet
Missmossy
Jigsawkillah
Iceberylin
Kingphilip
mzMariah
shenoor
Lanicky
Omavik
bouncer lekins
oga Therock5555
prettyspicey
toykathy
missyhorlah
lorlaahlozz
and those wey dey follow cos egetasebe!!
Welcome to AUGUST
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Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 2:54pm On Aug 01, 2014
lekinz: Smh for you.....

It seems u don't know what it means....

Come and update jooor



Calls other bouncers....

Go and bring davep here..

If he disobeys ..

Drag him here with his boxers
hahhahahah!! grin grin 2 or 3 updates perhaps!
grin (chews away at sweet laps)
Literature › Re: Words Of Encouragement To Prolific Writers. by daveP(m): 2:44pm On Aug 01, 2014
toykathy: This is just to appreciate all wonderful writers on this forum. Have been wanting to do this for a long time now, even if this isn't gonna put cash in your purse, but I'm sure it will put smile on your faces.
To all who inconvinient themselves to make the little time we spend here worthwhile and keep our companies with beautiful stories, on behalf of myself and my fellow readers, ghost readers, we want to say a big thanks to each and evry one of u. Bigger u we pray, more ink 2ur pens and may u find more happiness as u continue to make us happy. Thank u all.
Tiffanyj, Temitopedaniel, prettyspicey, queenxter, kayemjay, princesa, zuby77, repogirl, glowingscenes, vonn, flakkydagirl, royver, 360prince, larrysun, rapmike, davep, d9ty7, therock555, sammyhoe, bukkydan, exixlove, omoshelwa, stefikal, dorisbest, frank317, akinlex, divepen, uzolexis, underage, xeniaontopp, misshorlah, trixandra, ezepromoe, domawoleye and whole lot of others.
More ink 2ur pens and may God bless y'all.
#millionhugsandkisses#
shocked ( drop pen and paper, stands up and erm erm......) Thanks alot mi' lady ( gestures in french greeting) i really appreciate this. happy new month to you!!! smiley
Sports › Re: Blessing Okagbare Wins 200m Gold by daveP(m): 12:42am On Aug 01, 2014
A bigggg congrats to the Blessing that sways and overshadows bad news!! Hope u are aware of your suitors already? 9medals to beat 94's record. We can do this. Can any1 help wif pic of all our medalist right on d podium?
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 10:04pm On Jul 31, 2014
lekinz: Walks in with my dagger....

Looks around

Still no updatehuh?.....

Cocks chicken lap...

Uhm.....Dave.huh?..
( readily grabs and chews away) grin im coming o, just survive mr antispambot!
Christianity Etc › Re: (ANSWERED) 4 Obvious Reasons Why Camera Men Don't Fall Under The Anointing. by daveP(m): 9:48pm On Jul 31, 2014
Anointing breaks!!
Romance › Re: Who Are The Pretty Girls/cute Guys On Nairaland by daveP(m): 9:26pm On Jul 31, 2014
MISSYTOSIN: ok
yeah
Romance › Re: Who Are The Pretty Girls/cute Guys On Nairaland by daveP(m): 7:52pm On Jul 31, 2014
MzMariah: Softsparkyy.
shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:50pm On Jul 31, 2014
JigsawKillah: you be poet?



SAW
lmao! grin oya shapali go perform now

Sports › Re: Americans Make Fun Of The Commonwealth Games by daveP(m): 7:48pm On Jul 31, 2014
Adaobi ur comment made me laugh.mehn but politically true.to me its good for fun,thats where the Yanks make me pissed.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:45pm On Jul 31, 2014
(applause rolls on as 'lion sleeps tonight ends. He takes his bow as well and as he was about exiting the stage amidst blown kisses and screams from fans, NEPA TAKES THE LIGHT !!!! grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Popular Nigerian Celebrities Recount How They Lost Their Virginity by daveP(m): 7:40pm On Jul 31, 2014
Fephew!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:33pm On Jul 31, 2014
Final performance guys,its The LION SLEEPS TONIGHT!!! (SOUTH AFRICA'S SOWETO DANCE GROUP GRACE THE STAGE AMIDST COLOR AND POMP)
( A shrill voice picks up the intro,its none other than JeffreyJames)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:27pm On Jul 31, 2014
'Cause we are gonna be
(Forever, high forever)
Forever you and me
(Forever, you and me forever)
You will always keep it flying high
(Forever, high forever)
In the sky of love
(Forever, you and me forever)
'Cause we are gonna be
(Forever, high forever)
Forever you and me
(Forever, you and me forever)
You will always keep it flying high
(Forever, high forever)
In the sky of love
(Forever, you and me forever)
High, high, high, high
High, high, high, high
And at the end of the day remember the days
When we were close to the end
And wonder how we made it through the night ( Kelvingraphics that was at a corner sipping some wine and conversing with a lady,comes to have a seat too,glass in left hand,right hand in pocket.his glistering bodyhug suit makes him one of d best dressed for the night; seconds later the lady walks in-it is Lorlaahlozz!! shocked )
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:15pm On Jul 31, 2014
Don't you think it's time you started (smiles refreshingly)
Doing what we always wanted (stands from guitaristic stool and walks down the stage,band melts ears and hearts as a lady in seen shedding tears)
One day we're gonna get so high
'Cause even the impossible
Is easy when we got each other
One day we're gonna get so high
And at the end of the day remember the days
When we were close to the end
And wonder how we made it through the night (points to his Joanna)
The end of the day remember the way
We stayed so close till the end
We'll remember it was me and you.... (chorus kicks off again,in rhasodial,heavenly tempo,the air vibrates with cordial fervency,as dave lifts his chin upward)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:09pm On Jul 31, 2014
MzMariah: davep na project fame?
(secretary explains to her thats it performance night,she nods in bewildened exhilartions,she waves to cheripet and chari and they beckon her to join have a sit,behind her asre some friends)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:06pm On Jul 31, 2014
( Chorus,as violin steps u tempo, Charijee and Cheriepet are seen placing their hands on their hearts,they whisper to each other.)
'Cause we are gonna be
(Forever, high forever)
Forever you and me
(Forever, you and me forever)
You will always keep it flying high
(Forever, high forever)
In the sky of love
(Forever, you and me forever)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 7:02pm On Jul 31, 2014
(as he wants to sing chorus, Mencade5 chases frankben from backstage in anger,audience laughs, thinking its part of the song performance,they quickly blend with backup singers to DAVID'S shocking belief,
INSTANTA PERFORMANCE HALTS) shocked shocked
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:59pm On Jul 31, 2014
( silence pervades auditorium as he picks up a soothing R n B piece,)


When you're close to tears remember
Someday it'll all be over
One day we're gonna get so high
Though it's darker than December
What's ahead is a different color
One day we're gonna get so high
And at the end of the day remember the days
When we were close to the edge
And wonder how we made it through the night
The end of the day remember the way
We stayed so close till the end
We'll remember it was me and you........

(audience applauding already as he hits high note)
Romance › Re: Who Are The Pretty Girls/cute Guys On Nairaland by daveP(m): 6:54pm On Jul 31, 2014
MISSYTOSIN: Told u, there is nothing to do here
whew,lemme msg u! There are many other sections u can enjoy and avoid those spewing trash in.chk ur inbox....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 6:51pm On Jul 31, 2014
( second performance is set to begin as neon lights encircle stage in architectural emblazons)

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