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 Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:07pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
MzPreshie: Hi dear, how you doing?where ave u been hun! Ave seen u in days....  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:05pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
frankben:huhe |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:04pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Cheriepet: Hi sweetness... howz ur day?hi anyone seen ma johanna! Im looking for ma johanna! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 11:02pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Donlino: And who the fück would you be?fephew. Abomination!!  |
| Romance › Re: The Prons And Cons Of Being A Sugar Daddy by daveP(m): 10:37pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Enypie: Not my tingy, i would've done so a very long tym ago if i wanted to.luckily u didnt!  its a regretable actions cos its all based on cash making.its just dat if its a vice versa situo( sugar mummies),its more on satisfaction than d cash.Where was that in@ ur dp? :p |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:06pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Mr micheal (a ghanaian teacher in pry2 always forced us to sing a song. I only rem it when im bored. Sweet banana, banana sweet sweet sweet sweet(¤3) sweet banana banana weet, i like banana! (some brought the real banana to class to illustrate)  its a boring house.( fries sormerset beefed dishe) 1 Like |
| Jokes Etc › Re: This Thing Is Too Big - Ladies Only by daveP(m): 9:59pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
softandsweet: Said it as a Kid.........When I use to swallow a big ball of Garri with medicine hidden inside, just to avoid the bitterness of the drug......lmao |
| Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 9:29pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
iceberylin: Expecting a Dedicationdefinitely bro! |
| Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 7:56pm On Jul 30, 2014*. Modified: 12:18am On Aug 10, 2014 |
CONTINUATION........ DEDICATED TO OMAVIK =============================== Mr Ezey drove towards a friend's house after the service. He branched at the Goodtimes Restaurant to buy some coveted loaves of ' Goodtimes Bread ' . The bakery sales superseded the canteen sales as the bread was in high demand. Its aroma and taste made many to not bother spending #500/loaf. It attracted its customers. The manager of the restaurant had to initiate a tally system to enable customers get what they wanted; two long queues, all because of some loaf! They arent that crazy. But they were. Helen narrated the incident of the day. Her father smiled and agreed that sleep must be served its purpose. It made his reminisce his University days in Ibadan. ---------------------------------------------------- Baba Luku, the bus driver relied heavily on his gin to stay awake that fateful day. Mr Ola sat beside him at the front. The driver dozed on several occasions during the 3-hour journey from Lagos to Ibadan. His eyes doth faileth him!! " Baba yi ma pa wa!! Akoko wa o ti de lati ku " [ Baba dont kill us all! Our time to die isnt now ]. And Baba Luku would sip more gin as though some metaphysical powers emanated from it through his body. Then he'l adjust and increase speed, only for it to reduce gradually in the next 15 minutes. BABA HAS FALLEN ASLEEP AGAIN!!! This caused an accident a few kilometres to their destination. Baba's head which had been fighting sleep suddenly collapsed on the steering wheel. Pandemonium was let loose as passengers cried in their local dialects to their gods. A fulani man began chanting some unknown words in his native tongue. Mr Ezey was lost in thought. In a flash of seconds, the rudderless vehicle ran into some bush. Mr Ezey remembered turning the wheel to the left just in time to avoid plunging into a wide hole. The bus balanced on a tree with its head facing the road. He felt blood on his arm,and he jumped out the window. Three women had fainted and the Mallam smiled at him where he sat, unmoving. He hastingly opened the door and the Mallam fell straight into his weak arms. He wasnt smiling ! He also had fainted. Song: Robert Duncan- Walk the fire. |
| Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 7:50pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
JigsawKillah: i dey wait! E b like na cutlass u dey fear(runs in panting heavily) yes im here. Iheanacho must score tonight.. |
| Romance › Re: The Prons And Cons Of Being A Sugar Daddy by daveP(m): 7:47pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Enypie: daveP, most of this ladies are still doing well, Coz they've Invested alot from the dirty business.well doing FINANCIALLY WELL isnt the same as doing quite well once married. The problem of having to measure ur partner by the level sugar daddies have dropped may be a big problem.she may nt say it,but inwardly, he isnt as 'stable as mr okon, or he isnt satisfying as pa godfrey' etc.this tends to wound a relationship.i dont doubt the financial aspect, but consider the other aspect as well. Besides dont erm.... Dont tell me you will readily get one if opportunity demands!  |
| Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 7:40pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
CFCfan: It's not advisable to break a record in the Heats; but as that race is the only one she would partake in tonight, she may decide to serve a warning to the Jamaicansyeah! Those Jamaicans sef. Safp should be proven too@ least.okagbare pls nw,haba 6yrs diff.do this for us |
| Sports › Re: Bad Habits Of Premiership Teams by daveP(op): 7:36pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
JigsawKillah: Is that why i love drinking?aha! |
| Sports › Re: Bad Habits Of Premiership Teams by daveP(op): 7:36pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
elguaje: #DavidMoyes# effecteven be4 he came,just that the canteen in d stadium recorded low sales in Moyes' time. |
| Romance › Re: Men With Super-pretty Wives Running After Other Girls. by daveP(m): 5:21pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
The spirit of lust is very POWERFUL! |
| Sports › Re: Bad Habits Of Premiership Teams by daveP(op): 5:15pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
elguaje:lmao. Man u-cos of the suspense in the game,they cant even eat popcorn..... |
| Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 5:14pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
deene: Lol sub 20 or 21 ke? Cool down bro.lol, i knw she can,onyali's record MUST BE BROKEN TONIGHT! HABA |
| Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 3:38pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
deene: I just saw the startlist for blessing okagbare in heat 1 of the 200m... that startlist is so laughable.lmao, african usain bolt!! I know she can jog,but let her take advantage of it once its the semifinals to start record-breaking.thats what matters now.she should target a sub-20secs. Or sub 21sec! Ride on Bless! |
| Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 3:35pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Afam4eva: When he started, i thought he had prospects cos he breezed past his competitors at the heats om the olympic games. I don't know what happened to him.since mobil games i knew he was woodmade compared to goldmade fashugba.we need an alpha male as okagbare is our alpha-female.metu fufu guy! |
| Sports › Re: Bad Habits Of Premiership Teams by daveP(op): 3:34pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Tags: CfcFan Afam4eva Syenite Adaobi123 safarigirl Evestar200 |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 3:31pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
redgem: Thought u said lemonade?ul fetch dat urself where u are.but this might do a lil trick |
| Sports › Re: FT : Liverpool Vs Manchester City ( 2 - 2 ) penalty* : 3 - 1 by daveP(m): 3:29pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Liverpool sorry, Iheanacho will shock you tonight. 1 Like |
| Sports › Bad Habits Of Premiership Teams by daveP(op): 3:28pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Study revealed the bad habits exhibited by football fans of Premiership teams. |
| Sports › Re: Ike Uche Still Red Hot by daveP(m): 3:17pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Yeah-team spirit.he better drop a press release to stylishly work on coming back.emenike needs you.and shapali cos the brown man IDEYE is already planning his way back into the squad. 1 Like |
| Sports › Re: Segun Torila Excites The World !!! by daveP(m): 3:14pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Wow! Oga hope u are on insurance, cos you supposed to know how theyl treat u once u hang up the bat. Tennis federation! |
| Sports › Re: Kelechi Ihenacho Scores Again... by daveP(m): 3:10pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Expect city fans to tag him "NACHO THE MACHO" SOON!! keshi are you watching.if he doesnt make the Afcon squad.them the big boss is definitely blind. Better to struggle b4 man city starts to fight for relasing him. 2games , 2goals |
| Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 3:01pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
deene: Wow. 21.79 for a guy?what anooyes me about metu is he isnt even as muscular as fasugba.he supposed to have more wind-support as a result.yet he jst lazily runs |
| Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 2:59pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
enomakos: agreedno we dont...but we have U-16. Then d african youth chanpionship that we went to those guys en girls were so young.thats the kind of thing i want he and metorohun to kickstart. 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:57pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
redgem: Oh!!! Sure...THANKS have this.guess might ease u a lil
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| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 2:57pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
redgem: Oh!!! Sure...THANKS |
| Romance › Re: The Prons And Cons Of Being A Sugar Daddy by daveP(m): 12:20pm On Jul 30, 2014 |
Enypie: All those babes with sugar daddies ends up marrying better dudes.i will readily disagree with you ( a jury stands by to view proceedings) i think not so Enypie!! |
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