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Sports › Re: Where Would You Like To See Mikel Play After His Chelsea Career? by daveP(m): 12:16pm On Jul 30, 2014
Igloo United.-specificall in need of a creative midfielder.
Or...
Aregbe Boys Fc-they want to challenge for the NNPL title.he will be a ready playmaker.
Then serious Inter Milan- they are all to ready,only wages is what dis snaikel seem to have an issue with.3milla is too small he says.he wants 5milla as salary.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:11pm On Jul 30, 2014
redgem: So cold...having a running nose if you know what I mean by that
yeah ,will u like some lemonade mimosa.its ugandan and quite instant.they locally call it lime here.
Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 12:08pm On Jul 30, 2014
enomakos: it is not mr segun faults where are the young one u are talking about?
they are out there freestyling on the streets.
Literature › Re: Friday The 13th- The Haunted Mansion by daveP(m): 12:07pm On Jul 30, 2014
Therock5555: explain more, I don't grab
il msg u then.
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:05pm On Jul 30, 2014
Donlino: questo non sa nemmeno se abbia senso
hullo! How did u enter? The one that passeth not thru d door,the same is a thief and robber!
Uve nt been official inductee by me.so il like if u keep mute till an hour,while i prepare ur induction materials (smooches beard) frankben do tell him (walks into a corridor)
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 12:03pm On Jul 30, 2014
redgem: Kelvin!!!! Kelvin!!!! Kelvin!!!! *shouting* Leave me aloné!!! I don't want to be your 22nd wife not even your second infact, I hate sharing my man
hehehe,beta grab ur 'copy' now. He is tryna disturb me en ma lady. How was ur night? Goodday!
Romance › Re: Dealing With A Jealous Girlfriend by daveP(m): 12:01pm On Jul 30, 2014
rozzay: . Thank u darling, daveP atigbo?
okay (lowers misayils) grin
Romance › Re: Dealing With A Jealous Girlfriend by daveP(m): 11:59am On Jul 30, 2014
rozzay: . Besides our darling lala hasn't complained na
if she comes tying 'gele' round her waist,i hope ure equal to the task. grin goodmorning!
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 11:57am On Jul 30, 2014
hebenz: mhen .......................
dis thread is gon b fun
keep it going DaveP
Thanks bro for encouraging! More coming your way.
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 11:53am On Jul 30, 2014
Therock5555: lol

Oga DaveP thanks for d dedication ooo
no P bro.sure to ride on. grin
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 11:52am On Jul 30, 2014
JigsawKillah: Hehehehehe
DaveP after a nice update u also gave me a nice song!

This morning is gonna be sweet!
This is the sweetest part so far i swear!



SAW
lol. Naso bro! More coming........ smiley
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:54am On Jul 30, 2014
Goodnight hun, and evryone sweetdreams!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 1:53am On Jul 30, 2014
Xtarxhyne: s dat a yes?
livinus Nnochiri!!!! grin grin if he gives u one fatherly look,u melt.ask tonto dikeh and dakore

Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 1:43am On Jul 30, 2014
Faith Evans ft Twista-Hope
Chorus:-
Cause I’m hopeful, yes I am, hopeful for today,
Take this music and use it
Let it take you away,
And be hopeful (hopeful) and he’ll make a way
I know it ain’t easy but that’s okay.
cause we hopeful.

Thanks for encouraging!! smiley
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op):
CONTINUATION.....



DEDICATED TO JIGSAWKILLAH



===============================



The service went quite well as there was no dull moment; Choristers in garbs imposed as mandatory by the church, and energized instrumentalists.


The Sunday school class was active and lively. Gifts and rewards wooed many kids to become ' intelligent ' overnight. Ranging from kites to coloured pens/ markers, exquisite chocolates bars, and overall, a Brand new Bible!



Helen made friends here in Chika, Emem, and Mary. The former two were school classmates. Louis on the other hand just felt the teacher was old-fashioned and sometimes slow as the Datsun car he drove to church every sunday, but he never once slacked in Class.



He soon remembered his dream that morning after the proper service had began. The choir sang ' Ancient of days as old as....' and he became lost in a fixed gaze. The Usher's cane tapped him,


" I'm not sleeping! " and he angrily adjusted. Later he stood up and headed for the ' Possessed ' zone. It was a decision he would however, not regret almost suddenly. He saw some heads already ' moving ' in the spirit of the rear. But he ignored it and Church became fun for him after his encounter there.



" Everybody stand up! , we are going to pray fervently. "


Louis espied a fresh looking guy sitting while others stood. The guy feigned prayer mood. Then he opened his eyes and glanced at Louis. His eyes suffered Red!! He was struggling with sleep.



Not long afterwards, the sermon began and Louis found himself amused, preoccupied with the trajectory of Peter's head, for that was the guy's name. The head felt heavy and dangled on its seemingly weak base, then it would fall back- favouring a backward reaction, and Peter would burst forth in alertful prayer again. On and on and on.


Heavy heads all around despite the number of Ushers with long canes. The Ushers enjoyed it sometimes, but when a few were caught with the ' spirit ' , they abandoned the rear and focussed more upfront.



" Peter! Peter!! " an usher tapped him. Peter had gone with his mouth Open like a pit ready for refilling.his heavy head bent in a position quite appealing to sleep alone- BACKWARDS! Uju couldnt help herself as she called an assisting usher who had already burst into laughter before looking at Peter.



Louis quaked with laughter as he discover more in the same shoes as Peter all around him.



"Believe! " Pas Zaccheus voice thundered through the auditorium, jolting Peter back to life. All in seconds, he stood up from his sleep and began shouting several ' Halleluyahs ' as though the Pastor said ' Praise the Lord '.



He soon discovered his folly and he hurriedly exited the building in shame. The once silent congregation was booming with laughter already. Louis was rolling on the floor,coughing and laughing as he stood and rubbed his belly. He viewed Peter's head as he exited the church with unproductive swags and prayed never to have its size, shape and CIRCUMFERENCE as it was just so perfect for sleep. Such were Heads!!




Soon the Choir gave their rendition and Louis spotted another amusement. Two ' sisters in the Lord ' were busy snapping pics of Bro kenny. Mouth agap. Linda and Tracey were perhaps also bored, but it wasnt funny now. Bro kenny watched ' Spartacus ' overnight. So when opportuned, he took the needed nap in an ' amiable ' environ. The church was just perfect, thanks to ceiling fans numerous in number.


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" Bro kenny! " He jolted out of his sleep to see an EMPTY Church.


" What, what is going on here? "

He spied the time. It was 2 pm exactly. He cursed and swore at Chidi for not waking him up after the Service ended. This marked the end of future naps in the church for him, or so he thought.


Sleep was no respecter of both the great and mighty. Last time I checked, it was tagged ' Sweet '.


Who doesnt like sweet things! Just exactly that because Bro Kenny would fall victim again the very next sunday.


Song: FAITH EVANS Ft TWISTA- HOPE
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Romance › Re: The Prons And Cons Of Being A Sugar Daddy by daveP(m): 12:23am On Jul 30, 2014
maxism2: yes o.

the one that vexed me most was that he was banging married women. so many of them, not one , not two, many married women.

he even impregnated one married woman.

d woman gave birth to a son who was a carbon copy of him.
d shameless married woman named d son after my uncle.
today money finished, d woman has turned to a beggar.

reaping what she sowed.
hmm,Life!! Wait u neva check my story.click ma siggy en enjoy. Thanks
Literature › Re: Friday The 13th- The Haunted Mansion by daveP(m): 12:21am On Jul 30, 2014
Therock5555: they con dey bargain on top ur head.when u become stock exchange o. Idea jst stuck-linking story with cornerstone part. Hope u grab! :p
Literature › Re: *****SCENARIO 75***** by daveP(op): 12:12am On Jul 30, 2014
iceberylin: Reading my 2nd Literature story....



the First was actually boring had to quit..

this one seems interesting tho.
Thanks bro (fuels engine)
Romance › Re: Dealing With A Jealous Girlfriend by daveP(m): 12:03am On Jul 30, 2014
Dnt say i didnt warm u,she's on NL too( holds ear or warning)
rozzay: . She ll understand dat am d E- wife
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Musicians And Actors Flaunt Their Award Plaques ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 12:02am On Jul 30, 2014
ggrin: IBADAN BABES DON COME AGAIN OOO
Ibadan babes no go kill me before my time, see
wetin my eyes dey see, as in I don tire:
1. Thank God for a brown new day!
2. My god is upsome! (Devil is downsome then)
3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they are
Friday)
4. Not all dat glitters are goats! (goatn't it!!??)
5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko! transformer
ni)
6. May your name be highly exhausted! (Blood of
God)
7. My waste is paining me! (My dear, you are a
waste
product)
8. Thank God for spearing my life (with arrow abi
with dagger?)
9. What is strong with you? (strong kor.. decoder ni)
10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my life!
(GBOOOOOOOOMM!!)
11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 23naira oo!)
12. Look to the window, the principal just passed
away (na you kill am abi?)
13. I am not priding pls
14. Lord let ur wheel be done...(God's wheel barrow
spoil b4?)
SHOUTOUT to all the Ibadan babes in the world.
May God continue to strengthen you
that volt part though.... grin
Romance › Re: The Prons And Cons Of Being A Sugar Daddy by daveP(m): 11:58pm On Jul 29, 2014
Bustyhelen,u beat me to FTC,maxism thats d 3rd time u speak of ur uncle! Well Ladies where art thou.(opens gates bigger that those of the chinese empire) lets hear u,space dey!
Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 11:51pm On Jul 29, 2014
CfcFan,thumbs up bro for d info.
Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 11:48pm On Jul 29, 2014
iceberylin: A mistake that won't repeat
u no like sports,wetin u con like? Wait aHaaa!! So.......
Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Musicians And Actors Flaunt Their Award Plaques ( Photos ) by daveP(m): 10:39pm On Jul 29, 2014
lalasticlala: lol

thanx
naso bro!
Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 10:38pm On Jul 29, 2014
CFCfan: It's only been provisionally stripped. If her 'B' sample comes out negative, she keeps her medal and vice versa.
okay. Whew. Who caused all this mess now.
Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 10:36pm On Jul 29, 2014
What findeth yee here? :p
iceberylin: Yawns off the thread
Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 10:36pm On Jul 29, 2014
homesteady: is the 2nd test result out?
i hope its nt bad news.all i heard was B sample....
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:34pm On Jul 29, 2014
KelvinGraphics: Trust me xa i will surely grace the thread alongside MzPreshiecheesy
u remind me of the character camelio in sebastian and catalina.in evry episode, camerlio always cried thus...
" wen i own the estate of guadeloupe mendoza, CATALINA WOULD BE MIINNNNE!! " grin fullstop
Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 10:32pm On Jul 29, 2014
CFCfan: It's only been provisionally stripped. If her 'B' sample comes out negative, she keeps her medal and vice versa.
i jst saw d breaking news nw.i help sample B test too.
Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 10:30pm On Jul 29, 2014
django1: There's one toriola's clip you need to see, that man is major in table tennis. I can't figure out to copy it. angry
yeah he's good,but we should start looking future-wise now. We need 14yrs-18yrs that can go to 3olympics, 3commonwealths, and several championships and be 32yrs when retiring.
Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by daveP(m): 10:25pm On Jul 29, 2014
ALAMAHA SUSPENDED AND STRIPPED OF HER GOLD MEDAL-FAILED DRUG TEST. DAMMMN!!! huh
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: *lanicky £ Family ¢hat Thread•••••CoMe In* by daveP(m): 10:22pm On Jul 29, 2014
Xtarxhyne: lemme jo
pele

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