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lanicky: Dis girama don too much u know say me no go skullmao. I see amdine makes u speak gibirish.im taking note already (brings out golden-plated jotter and jots a thing or two,for a min or two) ![]() |
Xtarxhyne: hian...okay |
Personally am still tryna get over fearing pple that get jealous.i jst redraw, or lay low.cos what ave seen.....i dont want an acid bath! The 'role reversal' is so tricky.lol |
rozzay: Weldone lala darling but I'd rada prefer u in d celeb/movie department*kisses*when Lala become darling under ma nose.(smooches beard) if 'SHE' CATCH U EHN?? |
Celebrity couple of the year,no doubt.jst cool,no hassle,no disturbance,yet influential and attracting more fans.no goalie had this followership for NIG |
Wow wow! Lele lele lele diala diala...Ghostmode dey no dey see me. Pawpaw's cool! And olu jacobs looked like The legendary James Brown on stage. Lala,if e comes to voting for OP of the year.....forget u don win! Thumbs up for compilation |
Someone should tell toriola to resign.he's done so well that i want him to rest and open his own tennis-academy to groom.haba 38yrs or is it above 40? |
harlos: lol..... She dey do referee before ni.hmm (smooches beard) mzPreshie do you mind helping her-xtarxhyne (off to shower)
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lanicky: Chicken ama waiten!chicken amadine.its a cuisine of valuable cognizance!! (throws chef hates somewhere far,pull overall aside) i need a shower. |
Xtarxhyne: pfffffffffffuve been doin 'pfffffff' since 1945. Are u blowing whistle? |
KelvinGraphics: Lanicky if i katch U ehn, ama just kidnap dat ur Ukwu dat has been driving Frankben and Davep crazyif you like dont visit ma story after this sumptuous dinner with exquisite taste. Click ma siggy and read...thanks |
frankben: fixedcopymouse!! |
Xtarxhyne: give up on wat?dont worry miss! ![]() |
lanicky: *finishes food* ahhhh! daveP God bless u for me oou welcome! ![]() |
lanicky: Whoa! See foodwell frm what i saw,onlt chicken amandine u ate. |
Aside d 'burnt offering' all is everbody's probably in the alimentary canal by now ![]() Cheriepet: so who owns dis? |
MzMariah:hmm. I have a surp for ya... |
Xtarxhyne: Hmmmm..no p owill settle and give u some (in Livinus Nnochiri's hard accent) CANDID ADVICE!! |
* Hears themesong of finding nemo* who is watching that by this time? |
That last Turkey ArSS was burnt when frank tried something silly.so he takes it.JigsawKillah realy suffered that bird.she the head and hands lifted in harmony. ![]() |
Cheriepet: Tanks davey *hugs n kisses*i reserved this for someone special-frank sorry i burnt the turkey ASS! Darling come have some... ![]()
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MzPreshie: Lol..."girl ure ma angel, ure ma darling baybey.close than ma peeps(erm maybe as time goes by sha) u r to me baybey..... |
frankben:hmm retro guy.so u werent ere.yesternait? (turns to Lovanstein Band and with the click of a hand,they switch tunes to Shaggy ft rayvon's Angel) |
frankben: *taps him in the shoulder to draw his attention*(secret stage hidden behind wall gives way,he mounts it to entertain house already at dinner. Band kicks of Chris Morgan's I Do.DaveP picks mic and sings,as he points to Mzpreshie) il do anything for you! Il do anything you want me to do eh.No matter what it takes i do i do i do,oh i do....forever ah ah ah!....(they nod as atmosphere enlivens) ![]() |
Cheriepet: Pls davey it is dinner time n people are hungry... pls dearFOOD DEY (ADJUST 6 TRAYS IN CHEFLIKE SKILL,DANCING DESPITE THE LOAD) NA HERE NA HERE O.CHOP TO FULL
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Lorlaahlozz: Tired ke....I just started my day ni oookay am glad for that.has she taken her medications.missy..... Jigsaw u r not doing ur dooty o |
frankben: lwkmd!(whistles d whistle sam loco gives when sombody jst said nansense) |
Cheriepet: daveP u want to fight yl u havent feed d family.... oya return to ur duty post b4 JeffreyJamez releases Herculeshercules (utters word and Kratos appears) yeh yeh(gets beaten by hercules) yes big sis.(runs to culinary) |
Lorlaahlozz: give up onits obvious now.on FB |
KelvinGraphics:am already big for that as umbrella.jst telling u diff btw orig and fake.street slang- 'authe' |
KelvinGraphics: Lolz.heheh lmao! (SHAKING AND VIBRATING WITH LAUGHTER) |
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