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Ref:experience with nairalanders @lanicky hmm,hmm hmmm!! I like to know where thou art.idanre... |
Ohwhy: I sold my phone to one and we became best of friends(though he wanted something serious but told him I had someone. We still friends though despite his stubbornesshmm life is fair indeed? |
Lorlaahlozz: u wanna sleepwake when dinner's about to be ready |
lanicky: Yh...kp is Lorlaah's hunhmm is dat + or - 1 nw!(permutating surreptiously) |
Cheriepet: if u like lock d kitchen n store buh go n bring back my broda inlawreally! Its nt dat bad,but hunger knows no bounds rem(jiggles keys) |
lanicky: Meaningam observing that equation.... Kp=lola. Is something going in d auz dat i know nt of. (ave been busy in d culinary in reality) |
missyhorlah: the next tym I see u in my rum or auz!!I ll send dogs to eat that ur big mauti think it small! Yeah |
lanicky: Xup dave P? ![]() |
missyhorlah: lola!u want to deny me abi!!all d joystick u've ate nko,all my jrice nko!dia is God ophewfew!! |
lanicky: Cheriepet!! Cheriepet!! I'm seeing things oo.(whistling 'handwriting on the wall lyrics) |
Lorlaahlozz: me I don't understand oookay stay there nw! This sleepy afternoon |
Guykhena: Sorry Maradona nothing is more worse than vampirism.........maradona is talking about the physical damage of matuidi's tackle which is times 6 worse than the suarezian bite(chellieni will start in d serie A this new season,Onazi would nt) so mara is very right about this.i prefer a sua bite than a fractured leg(come to think of it,they' both be missed for 4months each.thats illogical on FIFA's part. Everything is done to make brazil win this cup. |
Miracy: Hello sirtalk bout feeling good when one meets a smiling face like yours! ![]() |
Xtarxhyne: If i catch u ehn ![]() |
Miracy:ama yet to meet u milady.twill be a pleasure! How are you? ![]() |
lanicky: Yeah I get...lol *bt, it won't happen again*okay thanks ![]() |
Julie9093: hahahahahaha!! Dont be too sure till u know my age.@ lalasticlala:- tell her im a walking MRI scanner! I can by just looking u know. ![]() |
Cheriepet: just a lil RKO... u don finshif u try anything eh?,i jst lock the store and take the key,even lanicky doesnt have a spare key.by then maybe na indomie or gsm all of u would be chopping! he's on his way already! |
lanicky: Dave P... Saw ur m**** bt I was unable to reply..apprehensive! Cos its jst all bout damage control o.cant risk seeing pegueot 502 again?hope u get |
(feels tempted)lanicky 'GSM' in the morning isnt good nw.u want us queuing at the restroom? (garri-groundnut-sugar-milk) the rice is okay. Who knows where i can download Channels Tv theme song.its hard to find |
Mad Cow: No, Complications are possible, but not necessarily bound to happen.. there is a difference. One leaves an open-ended possibility the other is certain.hmm! mz mariah: Yes I don arriveinfact!!! |
Whats cooking,lola don run see(points)(runs as she turns head) Xtarxhyne: u |
Lala hw far? |
Xtarxhyne: come bak herewhat again o.na pius akpors u dey call or me? |
Mad Cow: ABortions are not as life threatening as people make it sound. If she gets a good doctor to do it and not some quack chemist, she should be fine.i want u to leave the life-threatening aspect of the abortion and rather look@ the chances of her getting pregnant again if the guy even goes ahead to marry her.expert or nt,complications are bound to happen. |
mz mariah: Dave p why do you want her to terminate this 3rd pregnancy? you wan kill her? why didn't you use condom?lol,uve arrived. |
Lorlaahlozz: Emi..abi..awon lanickyu two will nw,its nt everytime u watch telemundo?cos nigeria has ja,doesnt mean u shud be caressing the remote.aha! |
lanicky: Choii! I didn't oo..I was only joking when I said.no i didnt o. |
Lorlaahlozz: Y don't u like him....hez one of my besthmm! Is this where the tap is@lola.two of continue to do morning gist o! ![]() |
Cheriepet: go to d hospital to lok for him cos lanicky asked dave p to beat him upi didnt beat him o,jst a lil RKO and he fell down.... |
Lorlaahlozz: No one buh d pixu fit torture person o,why nt audition for james bond's girl or rambo's |
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