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missyhorlah: u this small boy ehn u this small boy ehn. Wetin u know be fwench kiss??u done dey rceive am abi!ile aye ti baje o

she crab wey dey call whale kote? If i catch you ehn!! who be small boy? (brings out cane)i dey vex nw as we lose o,no get ontop my my...........


Nerves o!

missyhorlah: u this small boy ehn u this small boy ehn. Wetin u know be fwench kiss??u done dey rceive am abi!ile aye ti baje o

she crab wey dey call whale kote? If i catch you ehn!! who be small boy? (brings out cane)i dey vex nw as we lose o,no get ontop my my...........


Nerves o!

Abeos: so this shows that onazi was the main man in midfield while Mikel was just shi.t throughout

new replacement-iheanacho.musa mohammed for ambrose, sia1 or oliseh to take over as coach.thats if keshi is relieved! He did a job of restoring our pattern.nw remains the disciplinarial shapening of sia1

@ bustyhelen.its nt ma fault nw.nairalanding perhaps.howz your side.where is that pix nw? Dnt keep us waiting jare

Lordabas: Today is not a day to blame Keshi, but that time will come. He has some blame to take. Hopefully he (we) will learn from this.

rem u are talking of an african coach for that matter.what lessons does he want to learn(chuckles).its nt like he'l be taking us to anoda world cup.besides mikel should know this is his 1st world cup and also his last(abi shey na when he be 31years old na then we go stil dey shout 'mikel mikel'?) snaikel may end in division 2 of epc maybe for bolton or anoda small team.IHEANACHO is definitel taking that jersey num henceforth.

Lero15: Player Ratings. Enyeama-8, Ambrose-6.5, Oshaniwa-6, Umerou-6, Yobo-4.5, Onazi-6, Mikel...(chai)!-2, Osaze-8, Musa-5, Moses-3.5, Emenike-7, sub Gabriel-1, Nwofor (n/a). Mikel shd be relieved as a first team player & let d number 10 jersey be given to a worthy player. Iheanacho et al, your turn! I swear, France can NEVER win this world cup!

nsofor for nake sense pass nwofor.although the players aint to be blame.once again. The 5th ref has succeeded in assisting in a match desicion,40linesmen also

Wat of that iranian linesman that didnt call when osaze was foul for a penalty!!!

Proffdada: Nigeria is so strong it took two african players and a black linesman to take us out. I'm proud of d SE.

baqina: SUMMARY OF THE MATCH

FOOTBALL IS NOT ABOUT RUNNING AROUND, IT HAS GONE ABOVE KICK AND FOLLOW......CHANCES ARE NOT WASTED

IT IS NOT A MUST THAT ALL THE PLAYERS MUST BE CREATIVE AND GOOD BUT AT LEAST ONE OR TWO MUST BE OUTSTANDING EXCEPTIONAL.

OUR PLAYERS ARE NOT CREATIVE, THEY DONT KNOW WAHT TO DO WITH THE BALLS...MIKEL NEEDS TO REBUKE THE SPIRIT OF BACKWARDNESS, NOW THAT POGBA EVEN SCORED,HIS STAY AT CHELSEA IS OVER........IN MY OWN NOTE, KESHI LOST THE MATCH NOT THE PLAYERS.

i wondere why this late substitution is so rampant with keshi,he did it with togo too,same wif mali.i was expecting uchebo and azeez to start cos i know snaikel was jst nt better than GAMBO AS AT NW!!! Players did their best,and one again it ends with YOBO.......
E.G- DONT YOBO ME DOWN DEAR

runzlord: why re u guys blamming mikel? if not for the over rated and over confidence eyenma they 4 no score

who is dis one talking rubbish here.perhaps u still rate casillas higg ba!! Arrant rubbishs.u were blind to see his saves abi (spits)

Metalbell: What is a Mikel?
1. A Magician: He's right in front of you for 90
minutes, but you only get to see him for 30
seconds picking up a yellow card.
2. A Mikel is a Nigerian Ferrari with the engine of a Picanto.
3. A Mikel is anything that has weight, occupies
space, breathes but remains stationary.
4. A Mikel is a confused strolling object that has
no focus. 5. It is an SI unit for measuring
deceleration, e.g the car decelerated by 2 mikel/ sec.
6. The botanical name of a snail, Mikelis Obilis.
7. Anybody who can pass the ball but can't shoot,
cross, head, or be creative. e.g, My grandma is a
Mikel.
8. A mikel is that footballer who is allergic to goals. What does Mikel mean to you?
A professor was asked and he has this to say:
1. A mikel can be define as a person/object that
runs/walks/hops/strolls/jogs/crawl from one
side of the field to the other, eg obi is a mikel.
2. IDIOM: /to be in a mikel with one/: to be tired, lazy, weak, refusing to be active, energetic , or just
being lazy with a friend or lover etc.

oga your server is mikeling
traffic was going mikel
dont yobo me down honey!
See this snaikelic incapadance!

A goaallll,and we r out

12 cornerkicks and anoda goal

Oshaniwa shud be careful,d way d french came out shows theyve planned about him...

lanicky: On top waiten

Lol...money is not my probs...I gat 'em in large quantities

u mean kobo currencies! Hmm! Support super eagles o

Mikel should be subbed for azzez.what escobaric display.onazi is running to much cos mikel seems to be so snailkelic in nature.!!! French should keep their aerial prowess in ligue 1,doesnt work against a physically side like SE.

Cheriepet: c u c laziness...

from now onwards ur name go b LANI-LAZYY

lol !

Lord Jesus, remember that France is a country of sin. They started the French kiss. Hold that sin against them Father and give us victory today. God knows Nigerians need some good news. Its been a streak of bad news lately.

JoeCutie: Tnx boss. I was given mouth-to-mouth & I got revived immediately.

na dat one make sense pass. 8-)

Good u watch wrestling though.i bo leave the shield rep seth will win this mitb!

infact i just found the perfect gift to buy.
Ama buy it for your bday Lanicky!!!

JoeCutie: Awww, all these "I like slim guys" everywhere is giving me serious hope. God dey sha. *doing etighi* #TeamNotTooSlimButSlimSha

when did yu revive.welcome back!

mz mariah: Nothing o. You?

why now! Xame here to.except cucumbers..*clear the road for supereagles*

Me ke! Na btw us o,push wetin?prepare ur gloves

adebasket97: On top wetin? Puzxy?

joychioma19: somewhere in sambisa

sambisa,hmm then shekau has answers to 'your requirements ans stats'

(adjsut glasses,in pete edochie's voice)missyhorlah,u could be naughty @times!!!

mz mariah: I dey o. Good afternoon boss

Hope you are warming up for the match? blue or no blue, Gurumalaji or no gurumalaji if we will win, we will because the lord has made it so

sure thing! Am good 90mins to kickoff.malajians can run to Mars.france may see red card.wats cooking?

Mz mariah,watsup nw

jobsat34: really?.. i learnt Jbluv555 is not coming back naa...

e get as e be.he'l still come back

Who the H said this is gorgeous?,a married woman for that matter.perhap y'all sayin that can debate/break your wedlock cos of this ragpiece. I tot 'gorgeous ' has a definition.nigerians think too,so stop the sheet about'nigerians are haters' dustbin worth=? ;celebrity worth($2000).see Life!

Whats d definition of far-3more matches abi. I laf in aramaic.
U dnt need to tell us nw,we believe be4

charijee: Be ur cook!
See laziness!

help me tell her il send her packing if palm oyel is to much in my soup o!!what of you nw...

Its for eveeerrrybody!!

charijee: Is d food for Lanicky or for everybody?

longerthroat contest..