₦airaland Forum

tossie101:
Tekno go and Do DNA on this baby.
The color is quite contradictory to that of her parents Who can easily passed as albino.
This baby I'm seeing here ain't gonna be light skinned tomorrow.

That Lola girl looks promiscuous

you talk too much

de gea to score...
oh no this headache again

Nigerian politics... smh!
And that slowpoke would contest for a re-run

this is mad, to buy this car na to use my family, in law, friends and even myself do jazz

alexistaiwo:
Of course.
It has happened to me countless times.
Self control was how I was able to avoid being trapped with a pregnancy that wasn't mine by one of my ex girlfriends

that's awesome quality tbh if only you speak the truth

alexistaiwo:
I wonder how people find it easy to sleep with prostitutes.
Someone that was certainly knacked before you entered and will probably be knacked again by someone else before you fully lose your erection.


For those of you who will say it is because I haven't seen high class olosho.
For your information, I once won a bet against my friend.
He once invited my exact spec of girl who is a prostitute over to seduce me. So we both went inside and she undressed (as per the bet).
Tried as much as she could, she was unable to make me erected for a minute straight (whenever the stick rises I simply picture her in my mind like the slut she is).


It pays to learn how to control your second brain (joystick).

you mean she saw and touched you naked and you didn't do anything??!

fia burn them bomboklat

where can I get the aba made sex doll, Nkechi has refused to open her legs for me since last year

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love nwanti ti

scam alert!!!
tucking in o jawo mo

dominique:
Yuck! The way people eat just anyhow meat tho, don't they get scared of catching a weird disease or a terrible stomach bug?

it passes through fire

EfemenaXY:
Now this is totally disgusting.

A vulnerable woman taken advantage of by a randy īdīōt and all the onlookers could do was to pour muddy water on her and the fööl?

I weep for Nigeria’s non-existent health care and failing judicial/ justice system.

your sense didn't remind you of the caption "Zimbabwean"

Nairalanddist:
I have the biggest dick in the southwest. Ladies pm me to confirm

if your brain was as big as your dick, then we'd have less to worry about

Safiaaa:
If we actually think about it, it's the caressing, kissing, touching and other aspects that take up time. Penetration normally doesn't take too long realistically, so I get what he's saying. esp the first round.

madam, good morning

kwesk:
See my guy face like German Shepherd mix.


Off to oy

you no lie...
and he's been scamming handsome and beautiful people...
looks don't matter fam

APC as opposition party under Jonathan invented the politics of hate speech


karma is a bitch

and someone said 'for this rainy season'
it's not about distrust,it's just being cautious...
how can you be comfortable when your babe is chilling at the accommodation of another handsome dude like you with a functioning rodrod


I have said my piece

oldfoolnigger:


That's nonsense.
If i want to laugh and use lol,the meaning still remain remain the same thing.
Itis what's on ur mind when u want to say lol that matters a whole lot and not the word LOL itself.





LOL

spot on, that's the main thing that matters to me, whatever other meaning it has doesn't concern me

LOL

jonnytad:
D place get electricity, and relaxation centre, even swimming pool dey. .... Upcoming olosho.

you wan lodge for there?? [img][/img]

Abeg how much last price?? jale jale

ibkkk:
Why do they have to diss him nah?
We all have our lives to live.
He's living his life the way he chosed to.

they are also living their lives the way they want to

plaetton:
Don't mind the mindless Zombies.
Imagine a man kept alive by the good grace of $30m of Nigeria's Commonwealth, yet his family and cabal kept insisting that the Nigerian public didn't deserve to know the truth of the health status of their president.
There is no honor or integrity remotely connected to Buhari nor his government.

let them know! their zombieism is on a whole new level since baba returned...

MichaelSokoto:
unah two na novice!
me I major in wushu!

you are looking for who you will kill abi, you can't see me

LordOfNaira:
Which Yar'Adua handed over power to Goodluck?

Yar'Adua wasn't gone for that long, Moreso Jonathan ruled in his stead until May 6 when he was sworn in

Alariwo2:
Take the story of Joseph and the Egypt famine for example..

A good leader has foresight and must have the will to save for possible hard times in the future.
But what did that fool do? He squandered local reserve and even entered foreign one to empty without fixing a single road in the country. Fool was even borrowing to pay workers salary during oil boom.

Look at PMB on the other hand, he was able to implement TSA, provide bailout funds, clear off our debts amongst others for the benefit of Nigerians even during this hard period when oil is selling very low.
This my friend is a good leader.

you have made your point but are you in denial of the fact that he also made life extremely difficult for average Nigerians

LordOfNaira:
Mr Man, if he didn't care, he would not have handed over power to Osinbajo. He didn't forsake anyone.

now are you making sense?? eschew from being stupid!
how could he have left for over three months without handing over power, Issit his father's property?? it's normal protocol, when yar'adua was bedridden he did same

bakila:
Thanks, the guy don keep quiet. I said white belt to show my desire for peace, abi person no go play with you again?

I was joking too, when I'm joking, I do tai chi, but when I'm serious I employ the services of my revolver

Alariwo2:
Still far better than the figure head drunk from otueke who did nothing but wrecked so much havoc.. A sissy with no leadership trait whatsoever.

with no leadership trait?? point out the qualities of a leader in this old dunce, forsaking his followers for over 3months with no care...
is that your definition of leadership?? you're obviously living in 1545

bakila:
Why do you want to slap me? I have white belts in Akido, Judo and Karate for your information.

the slap is your reward, I'm a kungfu maestro, black belt holder in tai chi chuan

who's the first UK based Nigerian president??

bakila:
Queen Elizebeth II.

mehn, such brilliant fella come for your slap

eyeview:
"Why do I need to go for foreign medical trip if we can not make our hospitals functional?"- muhammadu buhari(february 2015)

man has lost his credibility already