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TouchstoneNg:
Simple and classy Mfc door

Location- Gwaladimawa, Abuja

What is the cost of a flush door?

money121:
Carcass Completed!!! Installation of Stone coated Roofing In progress
Design: Classic
Colour:Black
Site Location: Abekoko Area Ifo Ogun State
Call/WhatsApp 08085310359 For Your Quality Stone coated Roofing Sheet

Good day, please what is the cost of stone coated shingles black 400sqm including installation. Location is Mile 12, Lagos. Please give cost for classic too...not decided which to go for. Thank you

topsy23:
Quality is our watchword

Good day@topsy23,

Kindly assist with the current rates of Nigerchin, kablemetal & Coleman cables for;
1.5mm, 2.5mm, 4mm, 6mm, 10mm and 16mm

My email 9jachap@gmail.com.

Also, which is the best one out of them all?

Thanks.

Good evening oga Spyder,

I have been following some of your threads recently. I want to ask what is the consequence of not spreading nylon on the decking slab especially the cantilever?

spyder880:
Good morning,

On the first question, we didn't spread nylon on this DPC because we are not afraid of rising damp or capillary action. This is totally a dry land set on hard rocky surfaces, we use nylon only where we have reasons to believe the dampness coming from the land will be affecting the DPC and the lower walls of the house. We spread nylon on the decking slab because we wanted to retain moisture in the concrete slab for a longer time to aid the curing process.

There is no disadvantage in increasing the number of blocks on top of the lintels if it was planned for from the beginning. An extra line of blocks will obviously increase the dead load of the house and the planning should have made sure that the land that the building will sit on can bear the extra load. Thanks.

BITSWORKS:
Laying of the damp proof membrane ongoing.

Hello, please how long did you have to wait before the laying of the membrane after the backfilling? Thank you.

Chiscomax:
with which of the email host? gmail or yahoomail

gmail

Samyokporua:
Spam folder or inbox?

inbox

Just got it now

Wizkhalifa2:
Anyone tried a different mail client besides Gmail??

Gmail, Hotmail even tried Yahoo...all na same

Wizkhalifa2:
at all o, I day reason start new one with another mail sef

did that too but na same same

Samyokporua:
Ya'll used Gmail?

I used Gmail

Wizkhalifa2:
Who else is yet to receive the confirmation mail?

Yet to receive too

The portal is open.

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A young man went to his father one day to tell him that he wanted to get married. His father was happy for him. He asked his son who the girl was, and the boy told him that it was Samantha a girl from the neighborhood. With a sad face the old man said to his son, "I'm sorry to say this son but I have to. The girl you want to marry is your sister, but please don't tell your mother." The young man again brought 3 more names to his father but ended up frustrated cause the response was still the same. So he decides to go to his mother. "Mama I want to get married but all the girls that I love, dad said they are my sisters and I mustn't tell you." His mother smiling said to him," Don't worry my son, you can marry any of those girls. You're not his son anyway, but please don't tell him.

A man was having his bath when suddenly his 5 years old son walked into the bathroom and saw his fathers d**k, astonished at it's size the following dialogue ensued:

son: dad, what is that between your legs?

dad: that is my lorry.

son: but it is bigger than my own!

dad: yes and that's because yours is a car.

son: but mum does not have a lorry nor a car?

dad: what she has is called the garage.

The following day after school.

son: mum, our teacher said cars and lorries are parked in garages?

mum: yes thats true

son: can i park my car in your garage?

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@layi

Thanks for the tip. i was also not sure of it but since u adviced i think i understand beter.

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)


Moses was given 1 commandment: go to egypt and free my pple

oge4real:
do you have the talent of copying or is it a coincidence?

dont particularly understand what u mean but whatever the case i think it is the latter.

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lol. That is really cooooooo oooooool!!!!!

Mrs. Eze hires a maid with beautiful long hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, "I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there."

That night, Mrs. Eze tells her husband. He says, "I've never seen anything like that. Please tomorrow, ask her to go into the bedroom and show you. I want to hide in the closet so I can have a look."

The next day, Mrs. Eze asks the girl, the two of them go into the bedroom, and the girl strips and shows her. Then the girl says, "I've never seen one with hair on it. Can I see yours?"

So Mrs. Eze pulls off her clothes and shows her. That night, Mrs. Eze says to her husband, "I hope you're satisfied, because I was pretty embarrassed when that girl asked to see mine."

Her husband says, "You think you were embarrassed, I had the four guys I play football with in the closet with me."

A young man goes into a drugstore to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.

"Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight's "the" night. We're having dinner with her parents, and then we're going out. And I've got a feeling I'm gonna get lucky after that. Once she's had me, she'll want me all the time, so you'd better give me the 12 pack." The young man makes his purchase and leaves.

Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over and says, "You never told me that you were such a religious person." He leans over to her and whispers, "You never told me that your father is a pharmacist."

HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:

Compliment her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her,


HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:

Show up naked,
Bring beer,

Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
Marriage: It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.
Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Attraction: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.
Bachelor: A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her
Cannibal: Someone who is fed up with people
Chicken: The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own
Dating: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
Gentleman: A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over to her so that she can easily pick it up.
Gossip: A person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage.
Husband: A person who is the boss of his house and has his wife's permission to say so.
Husband: A man who gives up privileges he never realized he had.
Housework: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it.
Handkerchief: Cold storage.
Indifference: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man to be "playing hard to get.
Liver: A person who lives on and on
Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage.
Miss: A title with which we brand unmarried women to indicate that they are in the market.
Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
Mother-in-Law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Mrs.: A job title involving heavy duties, light earnings and no recognition.
Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single in the first place.
Tomorrow: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today
Wife: A mate who is forever complaining about not having anything to wear at the very same time that she complains about not having enough room in the closet.