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Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Most Scared Of ? by DavidDylan(m): 11:09pm On Nov 14, 2008
sillyboy:
Am scared that you wouldn't read a bible if I send you one.
if i were u i'd be scared of okija's long cane.
Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Most Scared Of ? by DavidDylan(m): 11:03pm On Nov 14, 2008
[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=196049.msg3089601#msg3089601 date=1226699927]Would you please stop already!!  angry  "You" people have come here too.

People are scared of real things like lizards, and humping pillows, and someone says he is scared of not making heaven. WTF is heaven at??[/quote]Okija, why God dey vex you so?  grin

Oya i am scared of okija.

happy now?
Christianity Etc › Re: The Truth About Christ Embassy Healing School by DavidDylan(m): 11:00pm On Nov 14, 2008
Pepeye:
@ Poster investigator

Pastor Chris will continue to remain on top as always while you and your folks will keep on running from one prayer room to the other, seeking for help…helpless peep, you no dey shame! if truly u are born again and filled with the Spirit , you should lay hands on the sick and they recover that is what the Word says. You don’t wait for any Pastor

What are you hands meant for?

Next Please
all you did was insult sir John. Not for one moment did you address any of his clearly well documented concerns. Signs of brainwashing perhaps. I am a christian too but the bible also says - by their fruits ye shall know them. I stand bold to declare that you and your pastor are not christians by bible standards.
Nairaland General › Re: What Are You Most Scared Of ? by DavidDylan(m): 10:52pm On Nov 14, 2008
Scared? The righteous is bold as a lion.
So help me God.
Foreign Affairs › Proposition 8: Civil Rights Issue? by DavidDylan(op): 10:48pm On Nov 14, 2008
I have no problems with those who wish to indulge in a different sexual lifestyle
I have no problems with homosexuals fighting for equal rights accorded to heterosexual couples.

But i have a problem when homosexuals forget the rules of democracy and instead choose to force their sexual orientation on others. To say that i have no right to use the ballot to reject the redefinition of marriage to suit a narrow and selfish agenda is to be ignorant and intolerant.
I have a problem when homosexuals try to tell us that gay rights are similar to civil rights. It is an insult to every black man on earth. To say that fighting for pecuniary benefits as a result of a lifestyle that only 20yrs ago was considered a "disorder" in psychiatric textbooks is akin to fighting for the right to be regarded as a human is incomprehensible.
Homosexuals were never slaves, sexual orientation can be hidden . . . skin color cannot. Until you have been hosed down by police, refused voting rights, the right to ride on the same bus, been forced to work on cotton farms and barred from schools . . . homosexuals have no right to define their "struggle" as a civil rights movement.

Gay relationships depend on the society and heterosexual unions to survive. Why do they feel they MUST co-opt the term "marriage" by force? Is democracy no longer the wish of the majority?

The idea that the courts can be used to deny the will of the people by the stroke of a pen is frightening. It is a slippery slope that can only get worse. If indeed homosexuals argue a right to recognised, will they also agree that cousins can now marry each other and polygamous relationships should now become legal?

Many gay rights activists have a lot of apologies to make to Warren Jeffs.
Sports › Re: Tennis Masters Cup Shanghai 2008 by DavidDylan(m): 10:03pm On Nov 14, 2008
Fed shld have pulled out. except of course it would have had the organisers in a panic since Nadal and Federer are the 2 biggest draws to the competition.

Can someone tell me why the doubles is also being played too? I mean its second-rate tennis to be honest.
Christianity Etc › Re: ''i Feel Sorry For You?'' by DavidDylan(m): 9:46pm On Nov 14, 2008
mazaje:
davidylan stop repeating your talking points over and over again, explain to us how jonah survived for 3 days inside a whale or else shut up and keep quite. . . . .
at least try and be original. dont just shove my complaints about you to me.

- there are no talking points to repeat . . . if it sounds like repetition its because we've seen the SAME EXCUSES from you, okija, chrisbenogor, huxley TIME AND TIME AGAIN! I can provide threads where you have pretty much said the same thing okija just said almost VERBATIM. I have had the same debate with huxley before.

Its like you people have one record and get stuck on it forever . . . droning on and on like never-ending robots. Start another thread tomorrow, okija will be there to repeat the same thing and i can bet u will be there pretending to ask the same tired old questions.

I dont associate you with intelligence, the reason why i never bother tackling ur issues. So sorry, i'll wait for a more sincere person to ask me about Jonah.

I ask my question again - why is the athiest overly bothered with the christian God particularly?
Christianity Etc › Re: Roman Catholic Is Not A Church, But A Modernised Way Of Idolatry? by DavidDylan(m): 9:40pm On Nov 14, 2008
shotster50:
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So these people who were born into other religions are condemned because they are not Christianshuh? Personally i have a problem with that because not everybody has come in contact with Christianity and not all of them are certainly going to hell.
i didnt write the bible, it is not my place to be rationalising what is there. You have absolute freedom to abandon the bible.
Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by DavidDylan(m): 9:39pm On Nov 14, 2008
[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=195934.msg3089329#msg3089329 date=1226694996]Some men can't just be bovvered about marriage. Hugh Hefner is unmarried because he does NOT want to marry.
Would u say Simon Cowell(American Idol) is a player too?? He is set to break up with his girlfriend of 5 years because he doesn't believe in marriage.
He went on to say "Marriage is a losing game. The truth is that you get married and in a year or two they clean you out!
It's just not going to work. I know a lot of people going through divorces now and once the lawyers get involved it starts to get nasty".[/quote]Actually his gf broke up with him not the other way round.

I dont also agree he doesnt believe in marriage as such . . . its a good cop-out for those who played the field and left things too late.
Christianity Etc › Re: ''i Feel Sorry For You?'' by DavidDylan(m): 9:30pm On Nov 14, 2008
[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089233#msg3089233 date=1226693626]Cause our society is being swallowed by this phenomenon.[/quote]Islam has more adherents . . . u cant get lucrative jobs in arab nations if u arent muslim . . . i dont see u hyperventilating.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089233#msg3089233 date=1226693626]You ca imagine me going for a job interview, and just after a perfcet interview, I was asked "Are you a christian". Why not what religion do you follow. I never heard from them again because I told them I was an atheist.[/quote]there are companies here that wont hire you if you have a strong conservative christian faith either . . . why are u whinning?

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089233#msg3089233 date=1226693626]It cuts across every aspect of my daily life. I hear the same crap on the radio, T.V, Newspapers e.t.c.[/quote]poor excuse. Turn off your radio and TV or change the channel. I have TBN on cable and i rarely watch it myself . . . why are you whinning? Are you forced to buy the newspapers?

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089233#msg3089233 date=1226693626]Children are being labelled as witches and tortured all becauseof this same religion.[/quote]this is simply another very poor excuse. Children are trafficked as slaves, married off at 11 because of religion . . . why doesnt that bother you?

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089233#msg3089233 date=1226693626]I aint bothered by the muslims, atleast they don't come knocking on my door and trying to shove their religion down my throat, I have never met a buddist in my life, or even if I have, I didnt notice it.[/quote]another lame non-excuse. christians dont shove their religion down ur throat . . . we've heard this lame retort once too often from folks seeking straws to save them from drowning.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089233#msg3089233 date=1226693626]Even on a freaking plane, I had the misfortune of sitting next to one of you guys (christians), and the guy bugged my life for the entire 6 hour flight.[/quote]tell him to shut up.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089233#msg3089233 date=1226693626]SO yes, it bothers me. I see it everyday, if I step out of my house now, I can bet you I'll hear some church speakers talking the same crap. So it does bother me. Or should I tell you about the prejudice I suffer on a daily basis just because I don't share your beliefs??[/quote]muslim calls to prayer are everyday 5 times a day . . . never heard you moan.

So really my question again - why does christianity ALONE bother you?
Christianity Etc › Re: ''i Feel Sorry For You?'' by DavidDylan(m): 9:22pm On Nov 14, 2008
mazaje:
open which bible? and look at what answer?. . . . . .the book that is full of lies, myth and contradiction in which the people that claim to have seen jesus ascend into heaven giving contradictory and very different accounts of events?. . . . . .
then why are you here? Arent you better served by reading politics? Hypocrite.
Christianity Etc › Re: Roman Catholic Is Not A Church, But A Modernised Way Of Idolatry? by DavidDylan(m): 9:13pm On Nov 14, 2008
shotster50:
Some of the posts here are soooo damn funny, So DavidDylan, because the Catholic church has a huge following, that means it must be evilhuhhuh I want to ask a question to all these 'true believers' here, Who are we to judge and label which branch of Christianity is right and which is wronghuh? Shouldnt we direct that energy wasted to saving our souls than pointing fingers? If being catholic wont get you to heaven, what is going to happen to 'good' muslims, budhists, Toaist, Atheists, Hndus, etc, are they condemned to burn in eternal hellfire because they were born into their various religionshuh
Did you remember Christ's message to the rich young man who had fulfilled all the law from his youth? "Good" wont take you to heaven . . . sorry the bible said it not me.

[quote author=~Lady~ link=topic=74061.msg3083213#msg3083213 date=1226598422]So are you now able to tell when the end time is?
Last time I checked no one knows when the end time is, the apostles believed they were living in the end times, it has been 2000 years.
So David do you now say we are in the end time?

IS THIS THE END TIME?
[/quote]hopefully this wont be replied with a 500,000 words hence putting the reader to sleep by sentence 1.

That the end did not come in Paul's time does not mean we shld now live as if the end is another 2000 yrs away. The bible says we wont know the time but it says we shall see the signs, it also says to "gird up our loins" . . .

and in case you wish to know . . . this indeed are the last days.
Romance › Re: Badboys playing with girls minds by DavidDylan(m): 9:07pm On Nov 14, 2008
boys here sef ma dey claim bad boy. grin

wonders no go ever end.
Christianity Etc › Re: ''i Feel Sorry For You?'' by DavidDylan(m): 9:05pm On Nov 14, 2008
mazaje:
huh huh huh irrelevant you call it because you have no rational answer to it. . . . .is the pope a christain? is pastor chris a christain? are you a christain? what about creflor dollar and paula white are they christains?
Dont jump the gun, i repeat there are perfect answers staring you in the face if you just:

a. open the bible

b. open your mind to listen to the answer rather than droning on like a robot with no brain.
Christianity Etc › Re: ''i Feel Sorry For You?'' by DavidDylan(m): 8:58pm On Nov 14, 2008
mazaje:
is the pope and the 1 billion people that adhere to the catholic religion christains? what about olumba olumba and all the other sects of the white garment wearing church goers, are they christains too? are anglicans christains? what about the mormons, seven day adventist, jehova witnes, assembly of god etc are they christains too? are you are christain? if you then why are your beliefs different from the various groups i aforementioned?
Mazaje . . . u'll just knock yourself out with irrelevant questions no one is bothering to answer. From someone else i would have tried to give an opinion but with a knucklehead like you who can't think outside the questions u just repeat everywhere like a mindless clone . . . kudos.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089155#msg3089155 date=1226692397]Hi David

I guess you've goten yourself banned again huh!! grin grin[/quote]lol yeah some time ago.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089155#msg3089155 date=1226692397]@ Topic

This question dey like J.A.M.B for christians They never have a straight forward answer to this.[/quote]There are straightforward answers, you don't want them because it removes another excuse to continue stewing in ur unbelief.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089155#msg3089155 date=1226692397]The question is why are we so eager to believe in a christian God which apparently cares about the Jews (Isreal) more than he does the rest of the world.[/quote]you have the question entirely upside down. What i would most like to ask is - - WHY ARE YOU so bothered about the christian God? I don't see you hyperventilating about the buddhist or islam or sango worshippers. If indeed the christian God cares more for the jews than the rest of us . . . why are you sweating it to force us to see that view? Why shld it bother you?

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089155#msg3089155 date=1226692397]I think the bible is full of shit, period.[/quote]Good.

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=195326.msg3089155#msg3089155 date=1226692397]I don't feel sorry for christians, cause according to Jesus "They know not what they do".[/quote]Excellent . . . neither do we feel sorry for you for the very same reason.
Christianity Etc › Re: ''i Feel Sorry For You?'' by DavidDylan(m): 8:11pm On Nov 14, 2008
mazaje:
cheesy cheesy cheesy Moslems believe in god but they feel sorry for christains for believeing in the wrong god and vice versa. . . . by the why what do you mean by christains? why is there no universally accepatable christainity, why all the various sects and different opposing beliefs?
you're asking the wrong person all those same old recycled questions that have been treated 1000 times over.

When i say "christian", the definition is something that is clear to me and not up for debate with you. Believe whatever u wish.
Christianity Etc › Re: ''i Feel Sorry For You?'' by DavidDylan(m): 7:53pm On Nov 14, 2008
I dont feel sorry for you, i dont know why other christians bother to feel sorry for you. Our job is to PREACH THE WORD not FORCE them or feel sorry for them. He that hath ears to hear . . .
Christianity Etc › Re: ''i Feel Sorry For You?'' by DavidDylan(m): 7:52pm On Nov 14, 2008
mazaje:
80 percent of the christains in the world have never read all of the bible. . . . . .
you dont need to read it all . . . christianity is not a scholarly exercise.
Christianity Etc › Re: ''i Feel Sorry For You?'' by DavidDylan(m): 7:50pm On Nov 14, 2008
Why the mess does every religious person say that to me? Once I finish debating with them and clearly telling them I don't believe in the nonsense they do, bring logical points, and the only thing they have to say is ''I feel sorry for you?''

Do they think before making such stupid comments?

So because I'm not manipulated by these thieves you call the Church and I think logically about everything I do in life, they feel sorry for me?! I FEEL SORRY FOR THEM!!
lol i can't help but notice some of the incredulous nonsense these non-believers credit themselves with. So everyone who doesnt believe in God automatically is eligible to be a member of the "logical thinkers" club?

so those of us who believe in God can't think logically?  grin

Isaac Newton believed in God . . . u can't think as logically as his smallest toe.
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 1:18am On Nov 14, 2008
Is stillwater a gunner?
Is tope a gunner too?
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 1:10am On Nov 14, 2008
stephenp sorry o. try another woman . . . this cleavage is not for you.  grin

debosky:
David just submit, this battle is OVER grin
I wasnt even going to fight . . . grin
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 1:06am On Nov 14, 2008
tope2000:
@david
i dey hia but i don't want u wettin ur boxers now, do we? tongue
Do i resemble Debo?  shocked
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 1:04am On Nov 14, 2008
whatever90:
see pastor daviddylan acting porn here shocked shocked shocked
what are you talking?  grin
Pastor bodi na firewood? comot dia . . . wey my tope?

Doyin13 na im remain to arrive here.
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 12:58am On Nov 14, 2008
tope2000:
Lmao, I must be mad tonight grin grin
my dear, you are not off your rockers . . . lets get jiggy with it.  grin

stillwater:
Hehehe, david's now a poet? cheesy
abi you no see am . . . this ur name dey do my body one kain . . . why?  smiley

nomanicole . . . another cleavage don land o, my brothers . . . see miracle!
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 12:54am On Nov 14, 2008
tope2000:
Heheheheehe

In my seductive voice - David sweetie, do you want me to wear that transparent camisole you bought me? Hmmmm . . . .  don't i smell nice?  yeah grin
Come here baby let me massage your groin for u tongue
honey . . . don't just massage . . . unto thee my sweetest honey i surrender all!
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 12:52am On Nov 14, 2008
debosky:
@ Tope

no be small thing o, lets see if David can withstand it. Me i still dey kampe!  tongue
Abeg stay dia kampe o . . . i am not withstanding anything, na Tope o . . . boobs, size, voice and face. O boy make i see road.  grin
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 12:43am On Nov 14, 2008
debosky:
Tope this one na war o! shocked shocked grin
sharrap dia!  cheesy My seductress is talking . . . make i hear word.

tope2000:
@david
In my seductive voice[i][/i] : David darlin does this bra really Enhance my cleavage very well or should i change it or better still off  it.  grin
nwam . . . my honeypie . . . forget the bra for now . . . lets go someplace more interesting . . .
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 12:36am On Nov 14, 2008
tope2000:
@david
You are in for some loving jare kiss
bia osiso. lets get jiggy with it.
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 12:33am On Nov 14, 2008
debosky:
Stilly has 40DDs?  shocked shocked shocked

How does she stand upright? I didn't know size zero frames can support such weight - she must be the 11th wonder of the boobsworld  cheesy grin grin
for where? na portable cones the girl get . . . even sef . . . i cant stop ogling.

tope2000:
@david n debola
I need help practising my skills so which one of you would volunteer? tongue grin
do u need to ask?  grin
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 12:30am On Nov 14, 2008
stillwater:
Tope, you don't really need cleavage for your seduction session with Debo or David. A mundane fierce eye contact and a slow catwalk would make their testosterone levels reach threshold. kiss
infact ehn, is it because it worked with you? grin This girl comot hia . . . even ur name sef dey seduce me.
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 12:21am On Nov 14, 2008
tope2000:
@sauron
My cleavage don't lie grin
They turn man into boys grin grin
i love a woman who is confident in her abilities oops sorry gifts.
Romance › Re: Seduction,men And Women by DavidDylan(m): 12:19am On Nov 14, 2008
debosky:
@ David

I've said I'm unseduceable  grin, and she said she can seduce anyone she wants, so we are a perfect match
since i am partially seduceable, it will be a perfect waste of her tremendous boobs/talents to seduce you when she can practice her skills with me

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