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PrinceAlPacino:


Congratulations Nightingale99.
We sensed calls were put through yesterday to successful candidates at the last BHE.
I wish you a wonderful career even as we prepare to join you in a few days/weeks. #Smiling
I had some conflict with your gender though. LOL!

Few months...

Congrats Nightingale99

cdamsel:
Oya come let's go friday night

Where's your picture, cdamsel?

Jamean:
lol...it has been.

Hey M. A. J.

veevean1:
uhhh am blushing, davide470 wher art thou, scared of d competition
chases about ferdybaba

Hey Vee. Am here. What's going on?

cc150615:
I'm in love with the way the thread is going today!

What are you loving about it?

Ferdybaba:
Davide470.....please stop editing my post, i really dont appreciate that

Oya cry

tolutweety:
Oga au far?
How work today??

Brother, Just taking lunch now.

Don't mind Isk, she broke my heart, though not in a million fold, say an hundred.

Hmmm..

Edit that before you see some really 'passionate' Mods.

You don't look for a Job by castigating those in the Job.

satley:
SOME OF THE FACTORS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SLOW GROWTH OF NAIRALAND

The major reasons why nairaland isn't growing fast are as follows

1. The management of Nairaland needs Vision Driven and Passionate moderators. Some moderators lack long-term vision for the Platform and so they've engaged mostly in short term activities on the website.

2. The Nairaland Brand needs Rebranding, it is now seen in most quarters as the "mediocre's paradise". We must rebrand it to be seen as the "Information Hub" of Nigeria

3. Nairaland lacks programmes to engage its users with real life Public Figures(from any field). We can make plans to bring Influential figures to nairaland and Publicise a date where users would login to discuss, ask questions or share views with such Public Figures.

4 Nairaland Needs Non-Partisan Moderators that can effectively transmit information without Bias, Sentiments and fear of acceptance or rejection for doing his job Professionally.

slimtriggaman:
Piper please be explicit, tell us what you know from anysource you might have gathered it from

I can see this year's people are very secretive. Anyway, a friend that did this BHE told me this:

•2 batches, of max. 21 people per batch have done BHE, so another batch is not feasible at the moment.

•They will get feedbacks this week on their success or otherwise as against last years' where verdict was immediate.

Speculations

•Prices of Oil plummeting and Shale Oil saga would bring about decline in E&P activities and might result in BH taking less people than anticipated.

•Forecasts shows that the Diversity Team of BH are looking to incorporate more females this year.

Cheers.

Errm.. Elders of the House..^^^

Cc: ThreeTy something, MarvellousGod, Tolutweety, Lero15, Ferdybaba

bintudon:
Pls I need help, I have been smogo 300k on promise of job, and he is not picking is call anymore, we are up to 20 person, please help me!!! Crying

Please give us details.. We can't help without knowing what happened.

Isk:
i've been sitting pretty. Watching everything.

Pretty sitting is not allowed, active participation is the watchword! Have missed you sha.

newspostng:
Yeah,i like the selfless posters that post jobs from reliable source. Few among them are naijajobspost , and tassembly , this guys know it all. Many have gotten jobs from post made by this guys.some of my few friends did aswell.i reccommend readers to always read their post

Tell the selfless posters that there must be a direct link to the Jobs they are posting first before any other link to their website/blog.

I vote Vivly.

Hi Isk.. Been a while.. Where have you been??

lenitaas:
Please kindly shed more light on these science professional courses thank you.
HSE, HUET, BOSIET and their likes and/or any IT course like MCSE, MCITP, CCNA..etc. If (s)he is not sciences, then any of the IT courses would do.

Shalom.

HUET, HSE are courses in BOSIET. BOSIET is a 3day's course where you would be taught survival skills in case of an Emergency landing, use of EBS, staying alive under water (we stayed 20secs under water with one breath), ring formation et al. Am not into IT, so can't say on that other one.

MarvellousGod:
I'm not mobile dear.... we stay at same place oo...I go to the island everyday from there too... quite stressful, have never experienced this kinda stress all my life.. There was a day I woke up to prepare for wrk and I couldn't stand, like I was dead, couldn't feel anything..... As I write this, I'm still on the road... my mum keeps calling everyday..... my only consolation is that my job is kinda worth it...

it's well dear, I pray we find help

Loool. Thank God today is Friday, right? Pele, dear

Nice one Lero15.

Na wa o.

MarvellousGod:
Lol, which money he want spend??
NLNG's still delaying him

You have no idea. Am his Fund Manager

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abdulslutsky:
in other news,today is my birthday.
happy birthday to me.

HBD Bro! Live Long and Prosper

chukyjones:
"We advice investors to exercise patience in their urge to buy and allow the market to factor in all available micro and macroeconomic indices"

message from my broker...

I know that broker!

wo1F:
@davide470; Bro got any ideas on where I can do a QMS certification in Lagos? Its a quality management course that certifies you in engineering materials inspection or a QA/QC role.
Kindly indulge me with any info you've got on this course, I need to run something along that line asap. Thanks Dave

Hey bro,

Been a while Engineering ish passed through my mind but would give you two of which I would recommend:

1. Moody International Nigeria
www.standards.org/certification_bodies/listing/moody_international_nigeria

They also outsource for E&P's, especially Exxon.

2. VELOSI Group Nigeria
www.standards.org/certification_bodies/listing/velosi_group_nigeria

This people no far from my work-chop. And they look ohk.

But you got be in the industry to really do these courses.

bluesaint:
Hello Friends,
After about 5 years of job hunting without any
reasonable employment, I have decided to open a
small but well packaged laundry and drycleaning
outfit to be run and managed by me.
Please I want your contributions on how I can
deliver quality service to my would be customers.
If you are to patronize me, how would you like to
be served? Considering how your clothes are
washed, ironed, starched and time delivered.
Don't ignore please. Help a brother. Thank you.

That's good bro. I love the spirit. My advice to you, Be time conscious especially when starting this business. Timeliness in service is key to a good business. Also, I would like to ask where you will be based as I don't mind being your first customer.

Three7Ty9:
Prettystacy

Stacy....

Lero15

Our WatchMan! I hail you.

passwelle:
Chai, dis PW guy eye don see ooo! Abeg Mr Mod come and answer your fathers name ooo!

#MrKnowitall
#davide470

No be that one dey do us now o. Minus everywhere is not inducing smiles at all!!!

princely83:
Hey dave were you invited for the BHE? Success wishes...

Hi Prince. No o.