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My Innjoo Max 2 is not connecting to the internet. Even Play store ain't opening.

Any help please?

Jamean:
Nice bag
Nice sofa
Nice pillows

That's what i like

Congrats SingleFade25.. I expect my tithe.



Happy birthday Emasel. Have a good one today, boss!

cdizz:
Thanks bro. After. D IQ test, u move to next stage of another assessment? D same day? Sorry what type of assessment is next after d IQ test? Thanks a lot. I hv been praying someone answers me all dis while. Thanks

Hey bro, after the IQ test, the next stage is interview and it is not the same day.

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Parisfran:
Lol.

This is a big mistake that a lot of people make with certain government parastatals. The banks will pay back with fines and penalty. The key word being penalty. A certain bank has paid 2 billion as penalty to CBN in the past.

Well, there is always a calculated risk before hoarding funds like this.

I know of an Investment bank in the Americas, that intentionally do business with some rich black-listed countries because the profit when compared to the laid down penalties and fines would be inconsequential.

Like i said earlier on..

Tactical calculation would have been made prior to the non-release of the funds.

A case study: FBNH was supposed to remit $469m but didn't. Let's say they make c.$50m as non-interest income within the period, then negate the surely forth-coming CBN fine of c.$5m, thereby leaving a profit spread of $45m.

So why not risk it!! Everyone goes home happy!

ruthieo:
Good afternoon, u are invited to attend an interview @ Mutual Benefits Life Assurance, 25, Olusoji Idowu Street, Behind Aret Adams House, Ilupeju, Lagos, on Thursday 25th August, 2016 by 10:00am. Call, Bola Mudashiru - 08027287555, 08180993702 & 07044602273.
abeg na scam or not? what's the job about too,thanks

Maybe you should call Bola Modashiru to find out what the Job is about.

Then again, why would you think it is a scam?

PresVA:
..

How far na? You never gist me how e dey go.

A bank that produced the best half year result so far, good top and bottom line growth with an interim dividend of 25kobo to shareholders, this is actually needful!


There is a BANK!

feelamong:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/08/23/no-nonsense-cbn-bars-eight-banks-from-all-forex-transactions-for-concealing-2-125bn-nnpc-funds/


The banks, Thisday exclusively gathered this afternoon, were barred for concealing and failing to remit the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC) dollar funds to the federal government’s Treasury Single Account domiciled in the CBN as directed by the Presidency last year.

T[b]he banks, whose suspension would remain in force until they remit all the funds to the TSA are United Bank for Africa (UBA) $530m; First Bank of Nigeria (FBN) $469m; Diamond Bank Plc ($287m); Sterling Bank Plc ($269m); Sky Bank Plc ($221m) Keystone Bank ($139); First City Monument Bank (FCMB) $125m; and Heritage Bank ($85m).[/b]

Lol.

Tactical calculation would have been made prior to the non-release of the funds.

A case study: FBNH was supposed to remit $469m but didn't. Let's say they make c.$50m as non-interest income within the period, then negate the surely forth-coming CBN fine of c.$5m, thereby leaving a profit spread of $45m.

So why not risk it!! Everyone goes home happy!

wheesin:
wait.. do you mean palm oil, the red oil used for cooking

No. The oil extract from palm kernel.

Well, Tiger Brands left Dangote Flour after years of recording losses. Within a year of their exit, Dangote brought back Dangflour to a profitability status.

Sun is leaving Federal Palace Hotel citing unrealised loss of foreign exchange bla bla.. Though it is not a public quoted firm, I can bet you after their exit, Federal Palace Hotel would bounce back.

So you see why foreign investors are skeptical?

Na by ourself we dey kill ourself!..

I thought we were suppose to have a get together in September?

Jamean, Tolutweety??

Palm Kernel Oil works well on them as Kennygee stated.

After applying though, your dog would try to roll its body on the floor, prevent that.

American International Insurance Company = AIICO Plc.

Take note.

rvpbae:
Se ó wa alright sha??

Lool.

My former crush

uboma:
lol...

What a way to propose?

Where is Ishilove by the way?

Lol.

She is running away from love.

LastMumu:
No it is Cherlene.

You don't mean it

..

Ferdyboss:
Are you for real? You are so wrong

Where is rvpbae when you need her?

Ferdyboss:
Hian....Only you two ladies

It is allowed na.

Yours is Veevean1 abi

Skarlett and Lavedaa

Waiting for comments!

fxuser:
Transcorp
- This is for JIJO masters , NO Grand Masters
- caveat emptor to newbies
- SP after hitting N2 in June, has found its way back down to JIJO territory
- JIJO peeps are not interested in power supply or hotel buhaha, just sentiments and timing
- No macd crossover yet, but u can bet once they smell sub N1 , its first come - first serve
- bid and offer still playing musical chairs
- late comers are not sure wether to cut losses or average down
- JiJO masters are waiting
- Transcorp behaves like Oando IMO, lots of sentiment at play.
- must watch if u want to play in dat game #caution

#JustObserving

Disclosure:
Don't have any at d moment

cc: Omoharry

mrsage:
Your last paragraph though. There's nothing special about the result.

All banks operate in the same challenging environment

There is everything special about the result! Learn to appreciate..

beejah:
The picture uploaded is a picture I took of one of these 419ers claiming to give out jobs when all they do is scam fellow Nairalander, I saw their ad on Nairaland yesterday, look up the numbers provided in their ad on Google, lots of results came out with different ad for jobs, I decided to do a further check on Truecaller for both numbers, Truecaller identified one as "Job Ikeja Custom 419", then I confirmed my doubt about them.
I went a step further by texting both numbers indicating interest in the driver's post, one of the numbers sent me a reply on Whatsapp with instructions on where to come for interview (TBS in Lagos Island), I was at TBS this morning according to the instruction and I called the number as instructed, the guy picked up, told me one of his staff will come to pick me up in front of Eco Bank at TBS, then the number identified as "Job Ikeja Custom 419" called me telling me his Boss asked him to pick me.
He started with various excuses, their Secretary is not yet around to open their office, so we can temporarily use the space in front of Eco Bank, no problem I said.
Then he started with I have to pick a form of N2000, provide two guarantors, then I will be sent to the client (a rich man in Lekki), I then started to interview the guy (called himself Joshua) instead of him interviewing me, I asked him how long they've been in this business (he said since 2014), asked him where he graduated from (said he graduated from University of Nigeria), asked him about Truecaller, he was shocked, then he called his colleagues to come around (possibly to bail him out), he then gave me one excuse to reach somewhere.
Then came his colleagues (two of them with one of them in the uploaded pics), I humbly continue the interrogation with them both, feeling uncomfortable after the long interrogations, they faked making one call or the other and took to their heels like Bolt, I was lucky enough to snapped the guy while making the fake call before galloping away.

Nairalander please be aware of these fraudsters, nothing to offer except scam you of your cash, spread the word!

Where is the link to the ad here?

LastMumu:
Come David, Na every babe birthday you dey always know? How you take dey do am sef? My buyday dey come soon, God go catch you you no go remember am. The kind swear wey I go swear for you ehn.

Wetin i wan use your buyday do?

nwakaegoabisola:
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May your day shine brightly like your smile, with the warmth of your heart & a day that reflects as wonderful as you are.

Happy birthday dearie!