Crime / Re: "I Sleep With 5 Men Daily" – Lagos Prostitute Reveals How Much She Earns (Photo) by DavidHunds(m): 9:29am On Mar 21, 2018 |
Kendzyma: you be correct olodo,its
25000*7=175000
175000*4=700000den
700000 * 12
thats 8400000/year and not the sh*t u calculated above I thought I was the only one seeing the wrong calculation |
Romance / Re: Childish Ways Most Guys Behave That Has Got To Stop by DavidHunds(m): 6:11pm On Jan 02, 2018 |
You made something obvious with your post The kind of guys you follow, or that follow you |
Phones / Iphone 6S by DavidHunds(m): 8:38am On Dec 24, 2017 |
Hello everyone I’ve got a silver colored iPhone 6s 64gb for sale Super clean Price :160k Thanks |
Romance / Re: This Lady Vows To Destroy So Many Relationships This Yuletide by DavidHunds(m): 11:02pm On Dec 04, 2017 |
She should comman destroy mine, I’m don’t need it again� lol |
Education / Re: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by DavidHunds(m): 4:16pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
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Celebrities / Re: Dotman Acquires A New BMW (Photo) by DavidHunds(m): 4:01pm On Sep 01, 2017 |
Very talented artiste
i care less if na chache parole |
Health / Re: Why Do Medical Practitioners Use Crazy Writing When Prescribing Drugs? by DavidHunds(m): 4:36pm On Aug 09, 2017 |
Well, after many years of writing really fast during lectures in medical school, it sort of becomes part of you to write fast
secondly, some names you see arent the trade names , so its normal for a non medic to be confused 2 Likes |
Education / Re: N10,000 Prize For UNN Best Graduating Medical Student Causes Outrage (Photos) by DavidHunds(m): 12:42pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
Evablizin:
You're a genius excellent! people have no chill, they coud not even read properly |
Family / Re: Why Fathers Are Neglected In Old Age. ( A Must Read For Guys) by DavidHunds(m): 3:08pm On May 24, 2017 |
KevinDein: I've long accepted that fatherhood is a thankless job. I'm prepared for that. However, I'd still give my all to see that my offsprings turn out great.
They can save the emotional stuffs for the mom; I don't need that. I just want them to be the best scientists, sportmen etc. That's enough for me.
The Bitter Truth 2 Likes |
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DavidHunds(m): 12:59am On May 09, 2017 |
esivue007: hello docs? any LASU MBBS student in d room or beta still any body DAT knw dis question should quotes. currently,I'm a fresher in LASU and I'm a MBBS student,pls any body dat knw d cost of practising MBBS in lasu,and some useful textbook for my anatomy,physiology& biochemistry,wen I reach 200l will l still be in lasu main campus or teaching hospital? and I want you people should recommend some textbooks for me bout dose courses mention above... have heard abt d likes of guyton.Saladin etc and d cost of buying them all. thanks in advance
Talking about cost? I guess you mean fees? That's 25k now ,at least for 100L,subsequent fees aren't significantly different too No, you won't remain in Ojo Campus after completing year 1,you'd move to the teaching hospital. About the medical texts, I'd advise you focus on transition for now ,as you don't need any of that for year 1 All the best 2 Likes |
Events / Re: Best Man Dozing Off At A Wedding Ceremony In Church (Photo) by DavidHunds(m): 10:11pm On Apr 17, 2017 |
He's probably a doctor |
Events / Re: You Are Not 17, Nigerians Tell Lady Who Celebrated Her 17th Birthday by DavidHunds(m): 12:45pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Actually ,teenagers of nowadays grow way too fast I totally believe her Things we consume, environmental factors all go a long way in determining how fast we grow Of course not forgetting good genes
Seen many like her! |
Romance / Re: Man Kneels To Propose To His Big Girlfriend. (Photos) by DavidHunds(m): 3:04pm On Dec 27, 2016 |
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Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DavidHunds(m): 12:43am On Dec 24, 2016 |
Shekstatari: What odds really?? Please don't mind this my oga. If MBBS is what you want, take another Jamb, read off your as*, practice PQ's and Pray hard. Shikenan!!! lol I said this years ago, now I know better |
Romance / Re: 10 Smart Steps To Help You Get Over Your Crush by DavidHunds(m): 12:41am On Dec 24, 2016 |
All these to get over Nice writeup anyway |
Education / Re: The medical students and aspirants thread by DavidHunds(m): 4:20pm On Dec 23, 2016 |
Jahswill001: Am a student of ambrose alli university 200L studying physiology i intend to cross from physiology to medicine but my H.O.D wont allow that so i intend taking another jamb and go for medicine.......any advice about my plan? Boss, I'd advise you to finish with physiology ,then do DE All odds are against you writing jamb all over again. |
Education / Re: Do I Need Extra Studying by DavidHunds(m): 10:57pm On Dec 20, 2016 |
Basically,lecture notes are just fine for passing exams But then , once you're done with them, there's nothing wrong doing extra study . May not necessarily skyrocket your grades ,but in the long run , will make you a better student One mistake you don't wanna make is disregarding the main things (lecture notes) |
Romance / Re: Do You Still Remember Your First Love by DavidHunds(m): 1:16am On Dec 13, 2016 |
bidak: Sure I do remember and will always remember my first love thats my MOM she taught me all the good things I know who taught you all the bad things you know? 1 Like |
Romance / Re: Do You Still Remember Your First Love by DavidHunds(m): 1:13am On Dec 13, 2016 |
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Romance / Re: Do You Still Remember Your First Love by DavidHunds(m): 9:45pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
Was too shy to say anything Oh my goodness I still remember the first day I managed to approach her I was literally shaking , she noticed this , smiled and dropped the most shocking words to me as at then "Tell me if you like me " My shy self still said no The rest is history Now a full grown man that goes after whatever he wants 3 Likes 1 Share |
Romance / Re: 10 Signs To Know You Are Dating The Wrong Person by DavidHunds(m): 6:27pm On Dec 12, 2016 |
More like 10 ways to know your Patner is no longer interested Really, no one starts the relationship doing all these |
Sports / Re: Jordon Ibe Looks Set To Pledge His Allegiance To Nigeria. by DavidHunds(m): 12:59pm On Nov 24, 2016 |
If it were a really good player now, that'd be another case entirely 1 Like |
Phones / Re: SARS officers Arrested Me For having A Social Media (kik) App On My Smartphone by DavidHunds(m): 10:57pm On May 30, 2016 |
DavidHunds: Sorry bro, something similar happened to me , only that I had something to prove my innocence
Recently at yaba , some policemen saw me making a phone call with my phone. On sighting me, they stopped me like they've been waiting for me(imagine) and started the questioning
After series of questions and false claims Of me being a yahoo boy, just cos they saw an iPhone with me They asked for my ID Thank God I had it on me , id prolly have been taken away too cos they seemed desperate
Nigerian Policemen Are Just Pathetic
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Phones / Re: SARS officers Arrested Me For having A Social Media (kik) App On My Smartphone by DavidHunds(m): 10:56pm On May 30, 2016 |
Sorry bro, something similar happened to me , only that I had something to prove my innocence
Recently at yaba , some policemen saw me making a phone call with my phone. On sighting me, they stopped me like they've been waiting for me(imagine) and started the questioning
After series of questions and false claims Of me being a yahoo boy, just cos they saw an iPhone with me They asked for my ID Thank God I had it on me , id prolly have been taken away too cos they seemed desperate
Nigerian Police Are Just Pathetic |
Education / Re: Top 10 Facts You Probably Didn't Know. #6 Is A Shocker!. by DavidHunds(m): 2:38am On May 05, 2016 |
Rapsowdee01: DID YOU KNOW THAT YOUR EYES HAVE NEVER SEEN YOUR TEETH, EAR, HAIR, BACK !!
Click like if you think We need a Donald Trump in Nigeria and share if you don't think Lol well that's why I have a mirror |
Literature / Re: To Love And Leave. (story Series) by DavidHunds(m): 3:39pm On Mar 23, 2016 |
AustinBlinks: It was the talk of the street. Seems no one has any other thing to say than the upcoming birthday. “THE BIDDY BIRTHDAY ” That’s what it’s been tagged, the ones who have been invited couldn’t stop talking about it, the Invitation card was like a lottery -winning ticket to most of the people on the street. The moment you get invited, people see you as one of the “movers and shakers ” of the street. Emeka, the boy who always acts like his father is the richest man on the street had to pay 15,000 Nairas just to buy the IV. Wale my brother has been making alot of female friends since he got his IV too and he made sure to tell everyone that would listen he’s been invited Girl: Hello Wale. Is it true you were invited to the Biddy birthday?? Wale: Nooo babe. I was begged to attend. You know baby… guys like us needs to show at a party like that . Bidemi had to call me and pleaded that i should be there. You know what I’m saying? Girl: Wow.. You make sense o Wale: Yea yeah! That’s how we roll.. Girl: can you please help me get invited? Please… Wale: Well…. of course! That’s not a big deal but let me talk to Bidemi first…..Did you know She’s dating my brother?? Girl: Yes i do! Wale: you have nothing to worry about, i will get you in . It’s how i roll. Mum on the other hand didn’t feel right about the party, she said it’s rather dangerous. Mum: I still don’t think you and your brother should attend the birthday Me: C’mon mom! I thought we talked about this Mum: Yes we did. I just don’t feel right about it. Who knows what all this rich kids are upto. I don’t want you to get in trouble With anyone Me: Mom you have nothing to worry about, i will not get into any trouble and neither will Wale too. Mum: You know this rich people always have a way of protecting themselves if something goes wrong. They can pay their way through anything, what if they did something bad and blame you for it? You know i don’t have any money to pay to anybody o Me: Hahahaha.. okay on a very serious note now; I’ll be fine, nothing bad will happen. The party will last just a few hours, wale and I will be back home before you know it. You worry too much over nothing! Mum: (sighs) Ok o. I won’t stop praying sha Me: Haaa…. Mama Dolapo! Ok pray. In the end you’ll see you just wasted alot of time worrying over it . Truth is, i have my concerns too. The fact that Femi will be at the party got me a little unstable. He’s a hot-headed person and rather unpredictable. I don’t think he’ll be cool with seeing me with Bidemi. But I’ll have to take my chances. Ada and I have spoken just twice after i walked out on her and the tension between us while we spoke on phone was very noticeable. Wale had invited her to the party, she also won’t like the idea of seeing me with Bidemi. And given that Bidemi is such a PDA (public display of affection ) freak, it would really be difficult not getting either Ada or Femi jealous. The birthday party , to me, looks like a timed bomb waiting to explode. But it’s Bidemi’s day and i wouldn’t say anything to her, i wouldn’t want to jeopardize anything. ********************** The buzz her birthday has caused was even beyond her imagination. She had no idea how people got to know about the party so fast . Yes, she wanted a “talk of the town” party but now it’s getting out of hand. She’s made plans for a DJ and a caterer. Though not less than 13 people had promised her a party cake but still, She’s made plans of making one of her own too. It’s Wednesday, Friday will be here soon but she wishes it will come sooner. Then came the knock on her door, she opened the door and to her surprise, Kikelomo was standing, all Smiles. Bidemi: (She screamed in excitement ) Awwwwwwwwww! Sister Kikelomo: oooooohhhhhh….. babe!! They hugged Bidemi: Jeeeeez! You told me you wouldn’t make it Kikelomo: I was only joking! You know i wouldn’t miss my baby sister’s birthday party for anything in the world! Bidemi: Yaaaay!! But you have a test on friday, Right? Kikelomo: Well….. a certain boy that has a certain interest has certainly volunteered to help write that certain test! Bidemi: (winking her eyes ) hmmmmm….and what exactly has my big sister done to get this certain boy to be so willing to help her write the test?? Kikelomo: (Smiles ) welllll….. let’s just say, i had to hold him at a very interesting part of his body. Bidemi: Hahahaha.. I thought you said you now attend a church fellowship Kikelomo: Yes i do!! He’s our bible study teacher naaa! They both fell on the bed, laughing out loud. *************************** He’s bought a new pair of shoes already. He thought of getting a new shirt too. He plans to look good on friday, show Bidemi what She’s missing out on. The news in town is that a nobody had snatched Bidemi from him, not attending the party would make him a coward, he needs to be there, to give people the idea he was tired of Bidemi so he had to let her go and not because an idiot snatched her away. He’s seen Funmilayo and her friend, Ruka brought in a shopping bag earlier and disappeared into her room, he decided to go check on them and probably start a conversation with Ruka, the girl he almost dated few months back. Fumilayo: Come in! (She said as he knocked her door) Femi: Hello ladies Funmilayo: How are you brother? Femi: I’m fine. I see you girls are preparing for the birthday. (Turns towards Ruka) How are you? Ruka: I’m fine Femi. It’s been a while Femi: Yea it has. I hardly see you around, it’s like you decided to forget me. Ruka: Yes i did and why wouldn’t I? Femi: (winks at Funmilayo ) Oh Really?? Funmilayo: (cuts in) Let me go and check the food I’m making. Ruka: But you are not preparing any meal…. Funmilayo: Well….I’m about to. (She left the room, shutting the door behind her.) Femi: (Sighs and moved closer to her) Look Ruka, i know i hurt you but it wasn’t my fault, i didn’t have it in mind to do that. Ruka: Oh really? You never had it in mind to ask 3 girls out at the same time? Forwarding the same texts to them saying they meant the world to you. Femi: You have to understand i was in a chaos ok? I had two girls who wanted me and i wanted another. It was difficult for me to just come out and tell them i don’t want them in my life. You should know I’ve known this girls all my life and i didn’t want to hurt them or disappoint them. I know it’s wrong but i just couldn’t hurt them with the truth, i was looking for how to let them go without being harsh. Ruka: So how do you explain sleeping with one of them? is that a way of trying not to hurt her? Sometimes you have to tell us girls the truth no matter how painful it will be. You have alot of girls who want you and you think telling all of them you love them just to make them happy is right?? You have to be the man! Say what you mean and mean what you say. Femi: I know! I’m learning that now. Now i know better and I’m so sorry for putting you in all the mess Ruka: It’s OK. I forgive you. What i don’t understand is why you’re doing this, why the apologies? Femi: I felt i should apologize because you deserve better than i gave and it was wrong of me. Ruka tears filled her eyes ) That’s so sweet. Thank you Femi. Femi: No! Thank you for forgiving me. He opened the door and left the room as she stood staring at the door. ********************* Kikelomo: Tell me more about this Dolapo guy.. Bidemi: (Smiles ) Haha! Told you everything already now. Kikelomo: No! Not everything o. Have you guys….. (she made a gesture with her fingers ) Bidemi: (embarrassed ) Hian!! No jor! We haven’t! Kikelomo: (surprised ) What?? Is he like impotent or something?? Bidemi: Jeeeeezzz! Kike! I’m not ready for sx yet and he understands that so he doesn’t pressure me at all. By the way, he is far from being impotent, I’ve noticed the bulge on his zipper when we kiss. Kikelomo: That’s my kid sis! (Winks) Is it big? Bidemi: Haaaa! Leave me alone! Kikelomo: emmm….Like carrot, cucumber or banana?? Bidemilaughing) your mind is totally corrupt. I don’t know what to compare him with so leave alone. Kikelomo: You made out with Femi too one time now, compare the bulge with Femi’s Bidemi: I wouldn’t know anything about Femi. You’re the one who slept with him so you should know better. ….then came the silence… Kikelomo cleared her throat and managed to speak in a low voice. Kikelomo: (ahem) you should know i didn’t mean to sleep with Femi , it was a stupid mistake and i regret ever doing that. Bidemi: I know sister, i honestly don’t blame you anymore. It’s water under the bridge, it’s all gone. He’s coming for the birthday you know. Kikelomo: He is? Wow…. I invited my friend Motunrayo too, and do i need to tell you he had a thing with her too? Bidemi: The bastard littered the whole town with girlfriends. It’ll be a nightmare for him when he sees you and motunrayo Plus Ruka and I at the party. Kikelomo: Ruka?? That’s the tiny girl on our street right? Bidemi: Yea. The model Kikelomo: I forgot that one sef. Perhaps we should create a forum, “Femi’s Ex girlfriends” to keep in touch Bidemi: Abi o! We’ll create a Whatsapp group sef. They laughed…. Bidemi: Hahahaha… please let’s talk about the birthday jor. Kikelomo: Oh! Yes yes! So who’s getting the booze? Bidemi: I’ve gotten someone that make the Chapman, Ahmed has bought the coke and sparkling wines. Kikelomo: emmm…how old are you again?? I said booze! The alcohols my dear Bidemi: I haven’t thought about that. Kikelomo: Babe! You are having a party as big as this and you are bringing Chapman and coke. Abegi… let’s get the red wine and spirits. Bidemi: Kikelomo! But Dad….. Kikelomo: (cuts in) ……doesn’t need to know about this. I’ll call some of my guys to bring some, just get the money ready…like a 100k should do it. Bidemi: (sighs) Ok then. Thank God you’re here. Sometimes, the “prodigal daughter ” is needed in the house. Kikelomo: Hahahahaha… i will knock your head o. *********************** Phone rings…..He picked it Voice 1: The birthday is on Friday. Is everything ready?? Voice 2: Everything is set! Voice 1: How about the guns? Voice 2: No guns Man! Her father is a customs officer, bringing a gun to the party will be a bad idea. Voice 1: Ok that’s true. So what do we have?? Voice 2: Knives. Voice 1: Good! That will do! Call ends.
~To be Continued ~ I'm guessing you're a medical student ? Nice piece all the same, it's really captivating |
Romance / Re: Ladies You Care To Know? 6 Reasons Why Men Always Touch Their M*****d [MUST READ by DavidHunds(m): 2:31am On Feb 21, 2016 |
brandnew3: Not everyone's balls itch. Certainly not mine. that's hard to believe, Isn't it skin? |
Family / Re: Photo: This Man Married These Two Beautiful Ladies Same Day by DavidHunds(m): 12:31pm On May 06, 2015 |
One of them 'd definitely be a gold digger..that's if the guy is loaded |
Celebrities / Re: Sean Tizzle Bowing Before President Jonathan by DavidHunds(m): 9:16pm On Mar 02, 2015 |
GEJ reminds me of a line Old papa youngi Tizzle should give a testimony of how God made him white overnight He's no doubt ,a talented singer still! |
Education / Re: Government Secondary School Students In Bauchi Writing Exams On The Floor (pics) by DavidHunds(m): 10:13pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Wow,this is appalling God bless Nigeria |
Education / Re: LASU Refunds N209million School Fees To Students by DavidHunds(m): 6:36pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
Campaign strategy,they shouldn't have waited till now....Agbaje all of a sudden seems the likely candidate to win |
Politics / Re: Femi Fani Kayode: Buhari Has Cancer, Chronic Asthma And Dementia. by DavidHunds(m): 6:33pm On Feb 28, 2015 |
This man won't stop 2 Likes |