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AlexCk:
Soo, @op, we wey no get beards can't make "best" bfs or husbands abi,

Issoryt

every guy can grow beards. it only takes patience and commitment

Filashade:
I hate to admit it yes coz I felt for his lies but yes he was good.

hahhahahahahahahahaha

Filashade:
My ex had a beard but he was okay but a big time liar and thief so I would have to disagree that they make better boyfriend. In fact he was good at lying a lot about everything.

So I dont know about that.

but he was the best thing that ever happened to you right?

Catalin:
And yet still men marry undergraduates that are liability every Saturday. So what are you insinuating?

he is insinuating that some prefer marrying undergraduates because, they are more pliant than our well educated graduate with kpalis

mostly common with kenya ladies

DuchessDee:


Tell me about her !

well, i dont knw anything about her yet but i feel some electro-chemical rays of connections retegrating through my brain

DuchessDee:
what did you see?

i see my wife in 2 months time

fuckingAyaya:
Hillary Clinton right now

lol

DuchessDee:
Hey!

What's up with you?

I Saw something

On a speech about American and Russia Future inter-relationship between the Two countries, Putin commented that those against Donald Trump Government are "Worse than Prostitute".

Abeg what else do you think are worse than prostitute

ucheuzor1:
I agree with u that what a man looks for when planning to marry a lady is beyond what happens in d bedroom.... Its beyond your shape, curve, beauty and all d makeups...all those things fades with time....realm men looks for things that last in his partner... I guess u ladies should know some of them.... Incase u a still lost, quote me, I might visit back to expatiate more...don't hv much time now

nice insight

How do you get a guy to pop the question?

You may be incredibly sexy and great in bed. We may have sex with you both morning and night. And we may remember you fondly.

However, this is not enough to marry you. In fact, it has little, if nothing, to do with it.

The reason men marry women happens outside the bedroom. Now, you're wondering how to get him to marry you?

Simple. We marry women who can make us better men.

Confuse right? let's expantiate

It starts out when we notice that our car is cleaner and our house is cleaner. But then it goes deeper than that. A noble quality comes over us and we want to take care of you.
We want to know where you are. We care about the condition of your car and we make sure you have enough gas. Little things we never thought about become important.
We care about how you feel, not just how you look.

As a woman, you may be thinking, "That sounds great! How do I make it happen?"
The truth is there's nothing you can do to make it happen. However, you can allow it to happen.

It's energetic. The first and most important thing is that a man loves a woman who loves him, but not more than she loves herself. Some people call it confidence — but it goes deeper than that.
Confidence is what you can do; self-love is who you are.

The second key, which builds on the first, is allowing love to happen: You feel comfortable and worthy of being cared for not for what you do but for who you are.

Allowing love means when he checks on your car, you let him. When he wants to get you gas, you let him, rather than saying you can get it yourself.

For a man to become a better man, he needs the space and the opportunity to do so. In short, a man marries a woman who he believes makes life better — and even better, you allow it to happen.

Tomjazzy2:
nice one this


this is the kind of thread that makes the keypad on the phones of most girls suddenly go bad

LOL Guy you funny o

Ginaz:
This is informative but lala won't see this one na o But snakes he go see.

Push this to fb lala na.

Thank you

Every girl goes through her moments where she may not be smelling her finest. Is it a problem? Sure. Is there a way to get rid of vaginal odor? Absolutely.

We all don’t smell like rainbows and sunshine every day of the week. I mean, we’re only human. Things happen. It can be embarrassing and downright smelly, but you can get rid of vaginal odor. You just need the right remedies.

How to get rid of vaginal odor

Put down the phone! Don’t cancel your dinner date tonight with that guy you really like. Instead, look at the following remedies and get rid of that smell as soon as possible.

#1 Find out the cause. It’s important to figure out where your vaginal odor is from. Just because your vagina smells a little… sour, doesn’t mean you have something serious. It could be caused by your menstrual cycle, sweat, or hormonal changes.

Nevertheless, there could be more serious reasons for vaginal odor such as yeast infections, gonorrhea, bacterial vaginosis, STI’s, or overall poor hygiene. If your vaginal odor isn’t going away after a few days, that’s when you should be taking it seriously.

#2 Symptoms of vaginal odor. The human body is a magnificent thing. If you’re not sure if you’re experiencing vaginal odor, look at the symptoms: itchiness around the vagina, redness, and a fishy smell. These are usually accompanied by vaginal odor.

Sometimes the odor can be caused by laundry detergent on your underwear or perfume products you’ve been using. Pay attention to the little things.

#3 Stay hydrated. If your body dehydrates, it’s unable to flush out the toxins in your body. Drink eight to ten glasses of water a day to make sure your body is properly hydrated. Sometimes, vaginal odor can be caused by excess sugar in the body and water helps remove sugar. Basically, it keeps you balanced.

#4 Keep up with hygiene. Maybe your vaginal odor is just because you need a shower. It can really be that simple. If it’s hot outside, I know, you’re to lazy to shower, but think about your vagina. It’s hot too and is a petri dish for bacteria to hang out in. So, the best way to maintain vaginal health is to make sure it’s clean. You don’t need any fancy shower gels or perfumes, just soap and water.

#5 Tea tree oil. Okay, tea tree oil smells incredibly strong. However, this is the gem of all gems. Tea tree oil is an anti-fungal and antibacterial, so if you’re looking for a great remedy, this is one of them.

Pour two teaspoons into a glass of water. Now, soak a tampon in the mixture and place it into your vagina. Keep it in there for a couple minutes. If you’re going to shower, do this an hour before. Repeat this for a week. You’ll be good to go.

#6 Garlic. Combat a smelly vagina with smelly garlic. Not many people know the power of garlic, but let me tell you, it works. Garlic’s a great anti-bacterial. Make fresh garlic paste by crushing a couple cloves. Then apply the paste to your vaginal walls. Keep it on your vaginal walls for about 10 minutes. Have a bath after you’re finished with the garlic paste. If your vaginal odor is caused by a bacteria, this certainly kills it.

#7 Apple cider vinegar. Not only for for salads, you can use it for your vagina. Now, you’ll never look at salads the same way. You want to make a bath with half a cup of apple cider vinegar mixed in. Sit for 10-15 minutes. Apple cider vinegar helps balance the vagina’s pH levels, which helps to eliminate the odor.

#8 Fenugreek. Now, you probably haven’t heard of Fenugreek. It’s okay, the important thing is now you know. All you do is take two teaspoons of Fenugreek seeds and put in a glass of water. Leave it to soak overnight.

In the morning, strain the seeds and then drink the water. You want to do this every day for two weeks. It eliminates the vaginal odor and also regulates your hormones. Killing two birds with one stone.

#9 Yogurt. One of the tastier remedies, I must say. If you love yogurt, then you’ll love this one. Yogurt helps control the pH levels in the vagina which helps control the odor. You can eat the yogurt and you can also soak a tampon in yogurt and then insert it, keeping it in your vagina for five minutes. Then rinse the vagina after, do this for a week.

#10 Citrus fruits. Another favorite, you want to keep up with your citrus food intake. This means, lemons, oranges, grapefruits, pineapples. They’re all high in vitamin C and help strengthen your immune system, helping to fight vaginal odor.

#11 Vagisil. While you’re doing some of these remedies, use vaginal odor products to help reduce the smell in the meantime. Products like Vagisil help absorbs the moisture and reduce the odor. Now, this doesn’t solve the problem, but it’s for temporary relief.

#12 Avoid certain things. If you’re suffering from vaginal odors, then do not go and eat foods that will only make it worse. But, what foods are bad, you ask?

Well, stay away from anything spicy, blue cheese, onion, cabbage, and broccoli. It’s been shown these foods enhance the smell of the vagina. So, while you’re getting rid of your vaginal odor, leave these foods out of your diet. Oh, and stay away from fish and meat. It doesn’t help either.

#13 Lavender oil. Not only will this essential oil calm you, but it helps get rid of your vaginal odor as well. Lavender actually helps with bacterial vaginosis since it’s an anti-microbial and anti-inflammatory. Take a glass of water, one tablespoon of witch hazel and ten drops of lavender oil. Mix it all together. Use this mixture as a vaginal wash when showering. Use this daily for a couple of weeks, you’ll notice a difference.

#14 Turmeric. Turmeric is an amazing spice for its anti-microbial and anti-inflammatory properties. Use it in a tablet form, or I recommend taking a teaspoon of it and mixing it into a glass of milk. Drink it before you go to bed, and it’ll do the rest of the work for you.

#15 Avoid having sex. Listen, if you’re having an issue with vaginal odor at the moment and aren’t sure why, then don’t have sex. It’s best to give your vagina a break. Honestly, don’t torture the person having sex with you. Wait a week, let your vagina heal and then you get back on the horse.

#16 Know when to see a doctor. If you’ve tried the remedies and nothing seems to be working, you may need antibiotics, depending on what is causing it. Give it a week, and if it gets worse then go to your doctor. They’ll be able to diagnose you and give you something that’s stronger.

frank202012:
sane country,they restructure when its not working,they opt out when their expectation is not met,they divide to have a better control of affairs....
Unlike we africans,that collectively puts effort in going backwards.
Smh.....

I like your description of African (most especially Nigerians)

pinkcottoncandy:
GERRAT OF THIS THREAD

These are our colonial masters.

If Biafrans cannot bench mark their actions, then what governance are we practicing?

well i dont blame you.
welcome to Nigeria where Democracy is indirectly referred to as Nepotism

pinkcottoncandy:
There is nothing shocking their.

If you are been marginalized, pack your load and go.

Yet you people don't want Biafrans to go...

wetin concern biafra and this one nko

LONDON — Prime Minister Theresa May is expected to choose to exit Europe’s single market and its customs union — a so-called hard Brexit, British news reports said Sunday.

May is scheduled to make a long-awaited speech on her plans Tuesday, but the British weekend papers and Sunday news programs reported the main lines of the policy, and some published selected quotations of what May is scheduled to say.

Officially, a government spokesman on Sunday called the reports “speculation” and emphasized only the portions of the speech that were leaked by Downing Street itself, with May calling for British unity “to make a success of Brexit and build a truly global Britain.”

Those extracts were not explicit on the single market or the customs union, but the Sunday newspapers took much the same line: that Britain is headed for a sharp break from the European Union after a transitional period.

Downing Street dislikes the term “hard Brexit,” but an outcome along those lines is not unexpected, because it flows logically from the priorities May has set out, particularly about controlling the country’s borders.

Being outside the single market could damage Britain’s important financial services sector and is likely to hit the value of the pound again, at least temporarily.

A week ago, May said in a television interview that post-Brexit Britain would not be able to keep “bits” of its EU membership. That, too, was interpreted as a break with the single market, which requires freedom of movement and labor for all citizens of the bloc.

“Often people talk in terms as if somehow we are leaving the EU but we still want to kind of keep bits of membership,” she said then. “We are leaving. We are coming out. We are not going to be a member of the EU any longer.” She added, “We will be able to have control of our borders, control of our laws.”

She and her officials have made it clear that her two main priorities are ending the jurisdiction of the European Court of Justice over British law, and restoring British control over its borders and immigration, including from the European Union.

Those decisions mean that Britain could no longer be a part of the single market for goods, capital, people, and services of the European Union, because the rules for that market are adjudicated by the European Court of Justice.

The situation is similar for the customs union, which applies only to goods. Membership in the customs union would mean that Britain would have to obey EU regulations on manufacturing standards and would be banned from making separate trade deals with countries — two of the most important reasons pro-Brexit forces have cited for leaving the bloc.

Another implication of leaving the single market and the customs union would be Britain’s desire to negotiate a new trade deal with the European Union as a special partner of some kind, but one different from those held by countries like Norway and Turkey.

It would also seem to mean trying to negotiate a transitional deal with Brussels while the larger trade deal is being haggled out, which could take many years.

Under a transitional deal, which would extend beyond the two-year limit for negotiating the exit, Britain would presumably continue to have a relationship much like the current one, including paying into the EU’s budget.

In an article in The Sunday Times of London, David Davis, the minister in charge of the new Department for Exiting the European Union, wrote that Britain would consider ways to extend or smooth the exit process to provide certainty for businesses.

“If it proves necessary, we have said we will consider time for implementation of new arrangements,” he wrote. “We don’t want the EU to fail, we want it to prosper economically and politically, and we need to persuade our allies that a strong new partnership with the UK will help the EU to do that.”

In a combative interview published Sunday, the chancellor of the Exchequer, Philip Hammond, warned that, if no agreement could be reached on market access, Britain could change its economic model from “European style” taxation and regulation to regain competitiveness.

“The British people are not going to lie down and say, ‘Too bad, we’ve been wounded,’ ” he said. “We will change our model, and we will come back, and we will be competitively engaged.”

Those comments, from an interview with the German newspaper Welt am Sonntag, were interpreted as a warning that Britain could use its corporate tax as a form of leverage in Brexit negotiations.

Edwinmason:
and she nor fine

Craze in the highest order

Edwinmason:
when immaturity mix with stupidity this is what you get

She wan form

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