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DeadRat:
I Had An Erection At A Vigil while Kissin One Girl...

same here to. but we went beyond kissing sha. Gawd have mercy

NwaAmaikpe:


Yes it is.
That card is not only a proof that you are qualified to receive the Holy communion but also a proof that your name is in the book of life.

No matter where you are, have that card handy.
A person who dies holding that card is guaranteed of a sure visa to heaven.

JeSu!! How ignorant people have become

FluidQueen:
lol.


Won't say nothing.

then it seems i have to come over shey

FluidQueen:
it doesn't smell like onion, by the way...

hmmm, go on, am listening

ImperialYoruba:
Thats how you can tell between a girl thats fresh and had just one or two intimate boyfriends before you or if everybody in Bariga has banged her. A virgin is most metallic...and it scales down from there with successive meat pounding.

You ever dip litmus paper in toto? Try am and see how the properties change right before your eyes. No lie! If that no work, make girl pee for inside container, drop yellow phosphor inside and see reaction. You go know which toto get infection which one good and healthy. Make sure to protect ya eyes with that phosphor test o.

just seeing this, are you a gyneacologist

TheManofTomorrow:
I have not seen a lady that will rape me and I don't think one exist. Guys pls I am not disputing your story but is it possible for a lady to overpower a man.

I just can't fathom that shii.

No worry na hospital nurse go rape you

Munae:
Let me park here and wait for liars to come and commence duty.


On behalf my fellow ladies you want to accuse falsely, "ITS A LIE"

Preek stand, u say dem molest u. Mtchew.

If a lady become wet while being molested, it is not, I repeat, it is not molestation.

then how do you explain what happened.
come to think of it, ladies are actually worst, when it comes to perpetrating crimes

Seriously, Guys get sexually molested more that females as you would imagine. i've pretty much have numerous encounter which i have been able to squeezed out from most of the time. but today am gonna share some situation were i wasnt in luck.

STORY 1
So I Worked with a lady that was really into me, and I was not interested in her at all (she was a couple years older, had kids and was fairly large) but I hung out with her because she was my hookup for weed. She dropped hints all the time she was interested and anytime we were in public and someone asked if we were together I politely pointed out that we were just friends and nothing more.
One night she invited me to a friends birthday party where we had a couple of beers and smoked some pot, it was pretty low key. Then everyone decided they wanted to go to a bar down the road. After a couple more beers the group moved to the next bar where my memory pretty much ended until I woke up naked in her house.
Turns out she was buying me shots and when I started blacking out she took me to her place where she took advantage of my situation. I quit my job 2 days later and moved out of that area completely.

STORY 2
I was 13 and my parents were having a small party with my dad's co-workers. We had a two story house, the bedrooms were upstairs so I just stayed up there and played videogames or whatever. Over the course of the night people started to filter out with the exception of one woman who got very drunk and needed to spend the night. While I was asleep this woman snuck in my room and preformed MouthAction on me, then got on top of me, we had sex, then she got off of me and preformed MouthAction on me until compleation. The whole time I was very confused and didn't really know what to think about it. I was scared, not worried that I would be physically harmed or anything but worried about what would happen if I put a stop to it (very difficult to articulate). I never told anyone but my sister. It's difficult to describe the feelings I had about it at the time. I knew it was wrong, and I knew that if I told my parents they would handle it. But I also thought that I should have been "greatful" or felt "lucky" because this happened to me. I felt that if I were to complain about it people would think I was crazy, "what teenage boy wouldn't want sex?" I didn't.

My God.
The tyrannism of this Auchi Vigilante is getting too much O

REST IN PEACE ANGEL. I hope you make Heaven though

chudyprince:
why cant you just address the OP's thread topic and stop bluffing

wetin concern you. take time O

chudyprince:
To me, masturbation taste far better than pussy...Just my own opinion, dont come & attack me please!

gay ass motherfucker

urbanemind:
Jenifer is coming today .I will taste her pvssy and comment tomorrow u hear!!!

make sure you send a pic o

DanseMacabre:
Tastes like sushi.

hmmm do you know what sushi even taste like

YourTerror:
Just look at how morally depressed and basic our youths have become!

That old men now come online to discuss the taste of puzssy. Tufiakwa. Aru mere!

hmmm our rev father has admonished.
O Nairalanders, to your tents REPENT!!

lomprico:
Mayonnaise

what does that mean

dingbang:
you well so?

hmmmm. seems am saying the truth

dingbang:
Some boiz will go and lick bacteria... And be wearing condom

e.g you abi

i actually said guys only but if u are a girl and you are reading this, u should shut the Bleep up and dont take any offence .

When someone asks what a vagina tastes like, you can bet it’s because they’re planning to go down on someone or have already done so and are wondering if everything is working smoothly down there.
Unfortunately, there’s no singular answer. That’s because the vagina, like any other body part, is subject to its own chemical makeup. The skin itself will taste like the rest of your skin on your body, if clean, but the fluids are another story.
So What Fluid does the vagina produce?
Well am not gonna bore you with something you already know about vaginas. all you need to know is that women produce this on a regular basis for a variety of reasons, and they are:
#1 Lubrication. This occurs more often when she is in a state of sexual arousal or when you’re at the peak of ovulation.
#2 Cleaning. The vagina regularly expels waste in order to keep it clean and fresh from the inside.
#3 Ovulation. The consistency and chemical makeup of the discharge changes all throughout the menstrual cycle in order to help her get pregnant or to prevent you from getting pregnant.

The thing is, the taste, on the other hand, will vary depending on her diet and lifestyle. Still, if you want your fluids to taste a certain way, you better fix your lifestyle. Smoking, alcohol, and drugs can alter it to the point of toxicity, not just in your vagina, but your whole body.
As for food, stuff like broccoli, onions, cabbages, asparagus, red meat, and dairy can cause it to smell and taste a little worse than usual.

Base on my experience a healthy pussy tastes like unsweetened yogurt. If you don’t believe me, here is a list I compiled 4rm some of my buddies who’ve already been there:

1. “It was really weird to describe, but it smelled and tasted like a combination of yesterdays barbecue, mixed with sour yoghurt all at once”
2. “I’ve only eaten 1 woman’s vagina and it was, in fact, an enjoyable experience. She tasted sweet actually. It wasn’t until a few months later that a friend found a random article that stated how vaginal secretions are mostly blood plasma that I put two and two together… she was diabetic.”
3. “But on the whole, I’d say I genuinely enjoy the taste of a woman. Such a unique taste, and everybody is different—it’s like their sex fingerprint. It’s not like I want vagina-flavored something, but the flavor of vagina is generally pleasant to me.”
4. “I can say that some pussies taste better than others. In addition to that, I do love the act of giving a girl head, but I only love it when her pussy tastes divine. I don’t really ask the girls how they get their juices to taste so delicious because I think that’d be a weird conversation, but I suspect it’s along the lines of when you smell a person and there’s certain smells that are just more arousing than others.”
5. “Depends on the girl. I’ve had girls where they tasted very sweet, which was awesome (and rare) and I’ve had girls where they tasted like dead fish and battery acid, which is not awesome (and way more common.)”
6. “Lick the back of your hand. Wait 10 seconds. Smell. It tastes like that smell.”
 “Nectar, water, salt, and citrus, mingled with the scent of her hair and her skin and her sweat. It is intoxicating and heady, in all the best ways.”
So that’s it. Share ur own experience. Am curious

ride on.'

is it me or the camera.
the world is coming to an end o!! Repent.

julietkcee:
Anything.. Jhus mention

u 4 just say u be jesus reloaded

Piiko:
I am good with names and numbers even after 10 years I can remember your name and phone no, I don't get scared when I change my line

hmmmmmm i smell lies

RuthDaniels:
Ignorance!

Act like you don't know to know

jeje,
egbon baby what is your dm

it happens to us loads of time. for example my annoying younger sister can pretend never to remember something, when she actually remembers every last tiny tittle details of an event. and guess what?
2 weeks later you hear her teasing you about what happened. so annoying.

am kind of good at that though, but in a creepy way.
I've creeped out way too many people by knowing things about them that they have no idea I know. I can remember long-forgotten conversations they had no idea we had, or a one-off comment made to somebody else three weeks ago.

People usually stand there silently with an askew look staring at the nearest person that isn't me, give a dramatic pause, and say "How the Bleep do you know that?"
good news is It always worked in my favor. e.g making the girls more curouos

krissconnect:
A woman can never be a problem to me. I better soak myself drinking than worry about a woman

guy but sometimes you've got to admit that their attitude disgust you

StephDamielola:
EVERYONE NOW TALKS ABOUT WOMEN

in what sense

The truth hurts.

Having bad fingernails, yelling at people or being late are all superficial reasons men break up with women. They can make men immediately lose their interest and attraction and ultimately give you the boot. It's all pretty shallow, right?

We can't judge because we're kind of there too. How often have you grown tired of a guy because of the sound of his voice or his interest in football or even his bed snoring routine? We asked guys the superficial reasons men break up with women and their answers are... pretty ridiculous.

1. She has bad grammar.(temmy)
"Sorry, English is our common language (unless she's from some other country that doesnt speak much english). It's a simple thing to write and speak well and not get upset over text words (and I get the evolution of language), but 'i are there' versus 'i am there' is not an excuse."

2. She's too shy. (jagaban)
"I like a woman who is vocal in bed. She isn't shy or afraid to express herself when she is giving or receiving pleasure. That creates more enthusiasm and passion on my part. When the passion is gone between two people, I lose interest."

3. She's completely self-absorbed.
"She's all about her own self-interest and has a complete lack for the person sitting across from them."

4. Her teeth are so crooked. urgh
"A girl with a crooked teeth or even a not all whithy front teeth is an automatic loss of interest."

5. She's too vain.
"I personally can't stand when a woman is really concerned with how she looks because she's in competition with other women. I had a girlfriend who liked to dress up and look good for HERSELF and for ME, and that I really liked. The girlfriend I had after that would always make comments about whether she's going to look better than other girls who were going to be at the same event. That insecurity is a real big turn-off, especially because it comes from a superficial nature."