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They should continue
Until we start to give Chinese in Nigeria
The Indaboski treatment...

How I got here I don't know but now I can comfortably view graphic contents.

Shay NDLEA don go arrest those celebrities smoking weed live on IG....?

that Oba smoking weed too shod be arrested....

I love Nigeria for one thing if you have money you can get away with so many things....

That's how one day he would take thus virus home...
Stay at home he won't hear...

jumong232:
That's wat I'm using

Have u tried clearing data and cache ?

jumong232:
Please
Was using Samsung A71 b4 6gb ram 128gb rom and I'm having contacts of 8k+, most times my WhatsApp do hang and it takes longer to deliver msgs, so I decided to change to note 9 with 8gb ram buh I'm still experiencing the same issue....any means of fixing this please?

Download what's app business

Ibrahimovic
Na machine o....

Fejous:
We should remember that some Nigerians travelled to various countries around the globe for business or other purposes before the outbreak of coro. They never intended to stay back in those countries because they have business and/or family ties in Nigeria that require attention. The returnees are not those who are habitual residents, but Nigerians who travelled and intended to return home, but were stranded abroad. Not every Nigerian wants to live abroad and no one hustling in America �� will like to come back.

There are people stranded in other states in Nigeria
But ive not heard the government saying anything about it...

Goat that I will kill,eat and pay her the money....

Basically you won't be in the house with them.
As long as he loves her and she loves him back...
Then let them be...
A 30 yr old man knows what he wants if he finds what he is looking for in a woman in her then what's your p?

I went out to club though not far from house so walked....
It was around 2am I left the place started going home....
Got to one junction saw about 6 black goats seating they formed a circle my eyes cleared.
I just jejely reversed took a longer route back home and was saying blood of Jesus..

tomju:
Have you ever missed death? I have!
In was in 2002, I was working offshore Eket Akwa Ibom state about that time. I left to onshore on an errand for the company. To get some PPE ordered for the crew from land.
I spent the night onshore and next day I went to do the assignment. I completed and was set to return to work. Meanwhile, I was instructed to buy Guardian Newspaper, The Sun and Punch for the supervisor.
I was at the park in Eket, boarded a taxi. I sat in front, when I remembered that I did not buy the 3 newspapers. I called a vendor. He had only The Sun. I purchased it, dropped it on my already paid front seat, and begged to driver to protect the seat as the taxi was still loading.
I ran to where other vendors were. I got the 2 remaining newspapers and walked back. It took say 4 mins or less. As I was approaching the loading taxi, a young man entered and sat in front. I came and was like, please sir that is my seat. He said how can? I did not see anyone here! The driver said, oga, I told you someone was there! He argued that never! he saw only a newspaper on this seat and he picked it and sat there. We argued for a while and it seems he will not get up. The usual me, I wanted to fight him, surprisingly I did not but instead became numb and cold sort of.
I tried one more time, sir, you are sitting on my seat please stand up. He said, listen, "over my dead body would I stand up for you". That was it.
I expected the driver to say something like okay, if you dont step out I will not go. He didnt. He kept quiet. In anger, I sat at the back.
I was so angry with everything that I didnt know what to do. As I reluctanly sat at the back, each time my eyes sees the back of his head I felt so cheated. So I said. driver, please I will not go again with you, return my money! Driver said wait e remain 2 persons.
Meanwhile 5 persons arrived. 2 entered this taxi the other 3 plus my self making 4 entered the next turn. I sat in front in the next taxi forgetting my SUN Newspaper!
The driver said lets go I will be collecting the money as we are going.
The first taxi drove off, 4 mins later we left. Its a journey of 35 to 40 mins. We stopped at a filling station, lo and behold the taxi that I refused to enter was there. An argument ensued. One woman was going to Ukpenekang, in Ibeno, while the driver carried QIT Ibeno direct. So they wanted someone who is going to QIT direct to replace the woman. That was me. I was going to QIT Direct and running late. This other 3 persons are going to Ukpenekang. It would have made sense if we switched places, and the woman joins here. I refused. I said I had agreed to follow the longer route of Ukpenekang first before QIT, just so I dont see that man that took my seat.
All entreaties to make me switch back to my original taxi failed. So they drove off. We followed. We will drive for 25 mins before we tee off from them. Precisely 20 mins into the journey a trailer carrying timber swerved to avoid a pothlole and ran directly into the taxi 400 metres ahead of us! It smashed the entire front part of the taxi into pieces! Before it ran into the bush. The trailer driver was unconscious. The two motor boys jumped off. One siustained a serious injuryy, One died. It was graphic. We slowed down and parked behind them , just under 10 seconds a massive crowd had gathered trying to rescue the survivors and the injured. That driver dead on the spot. The man sitting in front dead on the spot! He lost his 2 legs. The only thing that made us recognise him was 1, He was in front. 2. The sun newspaper I forgot in anger-it was soaked in blood. on his laps. Gosh, I always get emotional remembering this incident. The woman behind survived with minor scratches. Her son who was with her behind was unconscious-was later revived. In total 3 persons were dead on the spot.
That was the day I dropped the phrase. "Over my dead body"! Did the man leave that sit? Yes he did leave but it was over his dead body! He said it....and it came to pass. Sometimes, I wouldn't really now why God saved me but I feel there is a purpose. What would have happened if the man stood up and gave me that sit? Maybe nothing!. Why because we wasted so much time dragging who owns the seat. We may have passed that bad spot before the trailer got there! Delay is good at times. Evil will just pass over you. Meanwhile information reached my office that the taxi i boarded had a fatal accident. Everyone was thrown into panic mood.Why did he go offshore when he was still on duty offshore. Long story short, I called that i was alive and got in offshore last chopper 5.30pm that evening. Sfter helping to evacuate the dead and injured to the hospital.

Probably the car won't have had that accident because the vehicle would have left earlier without the argument
2) you were not destined to die that day even if you were in the vehicle that day....

Sultty:
I can relate with the part the same almost happened to me at awori jetty my people marmaids and lots of metaphysical shits happen a lot

That thing scared me
It was crazy....
Though I can swim but I doubt if I would be able to move a muscle in this case....
There are powers and there are super powers.....

First one was driving got to a junction but could not turn so I had reverse to turn properly one of my friend in the car was annoying me so I needed to drop him off....
After I turned with the anger I dint switch the gear to drive and I hit the gas only to find the car going back words the next thing I heard was horn from a trailer I matched the brakes and switch to drive it was just split seconds.....

The 2nd one I was at the jetty and the water was moving at high speed...
So me and my friends was discussing about death( water death ) of people we've lost even good swimmers....
I was looking at the water all of a sudden I could not hear what my friends were saying only the sound of the water
My eyes was already turning white my friend noticed I was moving close to the water like I was hypnotised by something inside the water....
What stopped this whole thing was a tap on my shoulder by my friend and I snap back....

The 3rd one was in the hospital went for test and the nurse that was suppose to take blood samples was struggling to take blood I was watching her and all of a sudden I fainted lol...

4th mum told me I died for some hours when I was a kid was in primary school.
That they have already placed me in a single word and my body was covered for hours, while they were trying to reach my popc...
Mum said she was praying while other women in the word joined her to pray said after everything everyone gave up but mumc didnot because she lost her first child too and now me I want togo that I'm not going any were....
To cut the long story short I sneezed and asked of my dad....
I won't want to say something here but after that day so many things changed about me.....

A country that doesn't have regards for human life
You people think the government would be waiting for your return..
Welcome back to Nigeria.
When you people get to the isolation centers
Pls don't run

Na akpan leg this one get o

What's the point of the lock down
They want this case to explode by force because we Africans refuse to die like them....
Which country is next ?

PA
Positive
President clean
Lol

Probably she is not proud of you or she just married you for money or in the name of settling down..

They should give him 10 patients to treat na,
Its not that difficult
Let the government give him trial.....
If they don't have hidden agenda.....

MOnkeyBabe:
u sef. Person dey always ask where my ma dey but I dey early 20's with 3female ChilDRen

The first day my gf followed me to church
The usher asked her to goto teenagers department me and shae started laughing....
She is 27
She looked at the lady and said if I no senior u we would be mates.....

You don't know petit girls....
Let me help you out
There are girls that can be 27 and u will call them 15 or 17......
There are those girls that won't be allowed into the club becous they think their under aged until they bring out their I'd.....

Death sentence for past and present corrupt political leaders...
No carpet crossing.....

Chief judge
You just ordered they should kill them..

Very simple
Buy calabash
Buy red cloth

Just keep it were she will see it simple

So women
If your husband is forming I too like sex
Just give him 3 0r 4 rounds a day
He would tap out before 1week

bonnyhope:
Why una de complain

Shebi una lyk sex

Hope you've learnt something here.....

Our yeyebrities unkoh

I am inabosky
I don't preach love