₦airaland Forum

I have this automatic mute button
Once its between me and a woman it just starts working automatically

I saw someone shouting"I'm the richest man in the world"
He took his cloths off started running and his friends were trying to catch him...
I asked one of them wat was happening and he said "bros na Colorado he smoke o"

What are the government doing about our artist smoking and posting it on social media...
NDLEA should start bursting them and slamming heavy fine on their ass.

Country with eyes from above.....

I just enter bathroom shower come out with my gbola then ask her to go and shower

don't drink your brains out or smoke your brains out.

mvem:
which high level of security...do you watch the news at all?...the deaths by gun in the US is far beyond many countries. In a day like Chicago you have many deaths that don't show up on the news due to gun violence. Una go use Hollywood dey judge US

Let me make you happy
Nigeria has better security than the US
Are you satisfied now!?

If its Nigeria the gunman would have killed like 40 people and injured 115....
Even with high level of security in America everybody home has a gun...

ovcwality:
How that one take concern you
Shey Chinese ppl no been dey marry before?

And how my post take concern you!?

Small Chinese dick
For an Ak girl hmmmm let me just waka jeje

psychologist:
Still waiting for my nigga to bring home Grammy

"Don't doubt me I go bring home Grammy"
Some dreams don't come true.

Bro
If truly they are your friends they should be able to give you a soft loan to start a business.
If they can't then they are truly not your friends....
What you should do is to get close to family and your true friends making money legitimately for assistance write your business plan and mail all of them and if nothing comes out baba join them make small change invest it....
Pls if you join them and make small money hopping you don't get caught in the process cut them all off.....
God help you sometimes in life you need to dance with the pigs in the mod to cool off.

greenmonk:
Don't mind them.
The Nigerian police are just plain stupid. Is it hard to get any persons account number?
So if money is paid into an account by error the police' ll just tag the person a criminal without verifying if he is aware of the transaction or if he made any effort to withdraw the money?
What of those who transfer money to wrong accounts everyday in error?

Nigerian police are just plain stupid
I think its high time courts rejects confessions from the police...
So they can start investigating crimes instead of saying "he confessed " all the time...
I don't understand why its only Nigerian criminals that are so nice that they love to confess .

Never in your life beg a woman for any reason for anything..
As for the girl bro end the relationship she will fight you and even treating to kill you or herself..stand your ground.

We should not buy suya at night too.
Na from buying of suya at 10pm
Police arrest person labeled him an armed robber on the spot
Like play like play the person de serve for kiri kiri

Me I don't like girls with huge breast
Never dated one before its a turn off...

Some children knows how to put someone inside gbese.

Riele:
She's 46 with a child and a wonderful career life .

Where are those broke male nairalanders that calls her type evening newspaper ?

Evening news paper is different from yesterday news paper

great664:
Because of extortion or something like that.. we hear and see such report everyday...

But wait, not entering the car is a yardstick to shoot him dead? How many are they that they can't bundle him into their Hilux?

You de mind them
They should collect that evil ak 47 from them and give them kondo

kestine:
Lolz... Omo guy... This one off me...

Abeg hope say na auto on you set your system

Your wife will show those girls pepper...
She would be nice to them when u are home and will turn to a devil once you out of the house.
You need to put your foot down that she treats them right whether she likes it or not.

Micro chips
But this one is big sha

Make she return your the money back.

obiekunie2:
bros! viper na viper!

be it gaboon, baboon or monkey!

we are both saying the same thing - NA VIPER!

and its highly venomous and dangerous!

thank you!

When I saw it I knew it was a viper
But we have many vipers
But I recognise this particular one because of its markings on the skin..

Timileyin1234:
How u sabi am. E don sting u before

Lmao no o,
Saw it on Natgeo wild.
Some years back
Its because of the design on it's body that I like.

Nice one pastor
But hunger de this country
Me God no let me cue up for freebies..

mhizdebbygold:
I need your candid advice on this pls.


My friend and her boyfriend are currently going through some rough patch in their relationship. She doesn't like sex, she hardly have the urge and even when she's having sex she feels so much pain. She hardly feels anything during sex, hardly gets wet and her boyfriend has a high libido and can run marathon for hours if given the opportunity.

Is there anything you could suggest for them

Contact me we change sex drive for people ....
We can turn you to a sex addict self

gentlemmy:
With the triangular-head like in the 4th pics.
That's not a python.
Just saying...what did I know sef

Its a venomous snake with long fang
It the second snake in the world that holds much venom.
Its gaboon viper.

Psalmy2cute:
That's a puff adder (viper) snake .. one of the most venomous snake in the world.. its poison can kill a full grown adult in 5mins

Its a gaboon viper
Say thank you when you confirm

Psalmy2cute:
Looking at the shape of the head, that's a puff adder, not pit viper.. and this snake is even more poisonous than pit viper

Its gaboon viper
Confirm and say thank you