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Aru

Let them keep eating snakes I know one day they would eat a snake that will kill them.
Python is last bustop for me when it comes to snake eating if I must eat snakes @all

Give the Nigerian police chance and they will take chances.
LASG stopped bikes from using the xpress but anytime hunger wire this criminals in black they enter street and begin to steal bikes.

MIKOLOWISKA:
so you see say shithole pass shithole

Foreign shit beta pass local shit

Dramadiddy:
the person that is eating this niniola is enjoying oh..only one person get all this lap so

Don't worry the person would soon get tired of eating her.

The FWB thing works with :
Girls that like preek
Girls that loves money
Girls that likes your company
Girls whose bf is far and can't hold body.
But if a girl is looking for love don't bring the idea of FYB.
Most of my Ex are on the FWB list when we miss the blowing side of us we plan a meeting and blow.

Face mask without a power bike looks stupid to me.

If my does does something like this
I'm going to put all the pups to sleep.

MIKOLOWISKA:
no lie if you see am you go jump for joy

On a srious not. If I see am like 2 or 3yrs ago I for go but now e go hard

That's how we were managing our 1bottle of henny with coke. One idiot idiot just entered and blow our annual salary in less than 3hrs.
When we asked they said he is a yahoo boy.
They are all Ritualist.

If she did all this and left your garri alone I'm sure you would have forgiven her.

A lot of people might see this garri thing as a joke but I have friend that can start a fight if anyone touch his garri ijebu.
Adeleke I hope this is not u sha.
I don't joke with bread. Eat everything in the house but don't eat my bread.

Damzy007:
Oga you no go kil pesin with dis ur garri matter, I've been doubting this this story from d first paragraph. please nlanders help this broda he's been addicted to garrium sulphate.

G4 aka Life.

donstan18:
Wow!!,...you are indeed a very wise man!, you are so intelligent that I'm beginning to envy you now, don't mind them brO, you are wise.


Next time, when you see her drinking Garri with a guy in your house, ask them if they enjoyed very well.

If you see a guy being shirtless with your babe in your house, tell him to remove his boxers to get enough air.

If you see a used condom you didn't use in your house, don't bother, just pick it up, lick the ice cream in it and start using it as Balloon.

Whenever you see male nude pictures in her phone, just say to her "Wow!!, these nudes are dope, do you have more?" tell her that.

When making love with her again and you notice the wideness and space in her pussy, just kneel down and apologize to her for not having a huge d*ck that will match her pussy.






MUMU!!....Since you don't have sense
C'mon will you get out of here, now!!!!

Gbam you have spoken the mind of the elders.

MIKOLOWISKA:
i get woman wen de find husband o
green card guaranteed

Haha I can't leave a shithole country 4 a shit hole country .

Nigerians will never question the source of your brokness but are quick to question the source of your wealth.

Good let the killings continue Shit hole country.

Wetin dey that kaduna road self.

emeijeh:
Omo!



See old cargo

The toto no go get one single grip.
I hope the woman dies quick so he can marry another woman.

wassade:
Man of the YEAR

Oba go

My old visa card got damaged I requested the card be blocked.
But this stupid access bank continued to deduct card charges on the visa card and on the new master card I collected.
I told them I want my money returned and they said it can't be returned.
I just laughed and said I know how to get my money back. I requested they send me a mail stating that I won't get my money back. That's when their head came down and they begged me,that the person who dint block the card would loose his/her job.

I hate the smell and sight of blood.
I don't like virgins.
I don't like fair girls.
When I'm stressed I don't eat only take liquids.
I sleep when ever I try to watch a movie.
Black undies is a turn off.
It gives me joy when I upset people.
I don't say sorry.

CastedAyo:
Please can I get your Whatsapp digits

No vex o. Why do u want my What's app digits.

Highness has different effects on people.
I get high go home jeje nd sleep.

CastedAyo:
God bless you

The person the wrote that report should be sacked by his boss

Nigerians are good at spoiling things.
All because of traffic bloggers be posting rubbish and lies anyhow.

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Breeze no dey fit enter that place.

It needs to be killed for lying to other cocks that it's morning. When it still night.

sexybbstar:
Which kind fan be this? Why would she go to the extent of saying she won't reap the fruit of her labor on her kids? God!

The blogger aim has been achieved

Aonkuuse:
lol this man is good at disgracing Nigerians, sir it's not funny

He went to watch Real Madrid Grass.

They should just allow these Muslim boys to drink peacefully. their drug usage is insane.

My own is what happens to CR7 football boot.

Think after casting out demons,witches and wizard.
They won't look for a weak link in the family to posses.
The pastors might be untouchable but the children are not.